I am very against beauty industry and their marketing strategies, however, I got gifted a pretty expensive shower kit and I'm still vaguely smelling like roses the next day after using it and that's pretty nice I think
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Scrub Daddy vs. Liquid Nitrogen
(or a Scrub Daddy being hit with a mallet when it’s hot, cold, frozen from dry ice, and frozen from liquid nitrogen)
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guy texting me: so what are you thinking about rn
me: I feel like, after so many years of using black paint on his waterline and in his eyelashes, Bruce Wayne has actually been giving himself an accidental lash lift and tint, and his eyelids and lashes are ever so subtly permanently darkened. everyone assumes it's either very well done permanent makeup or sleep deprivation, but it's actually just the remnants of greasepaint embedded in his skin because he's so pale and it's impossible to fully remove without using a solvent directly on bare skin, which is a terrible idea.
him:
me: actually not much, wbu?
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These are way too fun to make.
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Dick: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.
Jason: Burn down the building.
Tim: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.
Dick: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.
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Can i suggest that litwick keeps trying to get ingo to swear but he doesn’t wanna
You fool, he would do anything for the bit.
As for Litwick Emmet interactions…
W for emmet. Wemmet.
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