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stromuprisahat · 1 year
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When he spied Hard Hugh, Roxton saw his chance, and said, “Lord Hammer, my condolences.” Hammer turned, glowering. “For what?” he demanded. “You died in the battle,” Bold Jon replied, drawing Orphan-Maker and thrusting it deep into Hammer’s belly, before opening the bastard from groin to throat.
The Princess and the Queen & Fire and Blood (George R. R. Martin)
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rubyleaf · 8 months
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Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.
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thatonekimgirl · 2 months
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Simone Biles (hilariously) nursing a calf injury || Olympics 2024
Literally moments later:
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lilislegacy · 6 months
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percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod
literally everyone else’s view of percy:
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squarecloud73 · 7 months
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*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it
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…So about that leg pouch
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whoevenknowsdude · 8 months
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Percy: This seems dangerous.
Grover: Oh, the animals will be totally fine, I have them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll reach the wilderness safely—
Percy: I meant for the people
Grover: Oh.
Grover not giving a thought or a fuck about the safety of the humans who destroyed nature is actually peak characterization and I absolutely love it
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deadpearls · 9 months
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ellilyre · 6 months
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In the same vibe as Percy choking Akhlys, may I suggest :
Nico causing wounds to necrotize. Even from a small scratch on your finger, it spreads so fast your only hope is an amputation asap.
Jason holding the air still in your lungs. You're not dying because you don't have air, but because you can't get it out and are literally choking.
Hazel controlling stones in jewelries. Imagine getting chocked by your necklace, your finger being sectioned by your ring, being handcuffed by your bracelets, your head being crushed between your earrings...
Thalia manipulating the electricity in your body. Causing your nervous system to move in certain ways, or just shutting down your brain activity.
The big 3 are terrifying, and I wish we would've seen them (others than Percy) being more op. Cmon Rick, show us reasons the gods are afraid of them !
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Imagine: Bruce gets the ability to see people's kill counts
He's not surprised to see that Damian's and Jason's are pretty high.
He's not surprised to see that Dick's is pretty low, for a vigilante.
He's shocked to see that Tim's is way higher than he'd thought (he would be asking about that later...).
He faints when he sees Alfred's.
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ditzybat · 2 months
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tim: nah man, i stay away from drugs, last time i touched that stuff i killed someone
jason: you… killed someone?
tim: i mean, she was resuscitated after and definitely set it up so i would kill her (i think), but you know it’s the principle of the matter right?
jason: that’s an original experience i fear
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Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF
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arelliann · 4 months
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Once a Bad Bitch always a Bad Bitch
pose reference from @ Kaosdisabledsupport on tiktok
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seren-dipitous-art · 3 months
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Jason, edgelord since day one. Who also happens to read classic literature. Wearing leather even in medieval times because of course he is. Don’t ask me how he got those soles on his boots.
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Still to come are yet more bats who can’t sit straight.
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randombook4idk · 10 months
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some fandoms need to see this
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crapet-illu · 6 months
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« Before, I was archidruid, now I’m just a dumbbell for the strongest faerûn women. »
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avi-mation · 3 months
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When god looks at you, and asks “Technoblade…….. why man?”
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