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[tiredofsatansbullshit]

You Aren't What I Wish You Were, And I'm Not What You Wish I Was

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Summary: Jason's had enough of Bruce's shit. This is it. Their last discussion about anything because Jason knows he deserves to move on.

“You should talk to Bruce,” Dick says as he lands softly on the rooftop next to Jason. Jason doesn’t even bother to turn his head as he responds, “We just spoke.” Dick sighs softly and crouches down beside Jason. “That was an argument. What you guys need is to sit down and talk things out without working up to an argument.” The two sat in silence, Dick waiting for a response and Jason trying to figure out how to prevent this discussion from turning into an argument. Dick shifts slightly and plops himself down to properly sit next to Jason. They both watch the city below them for a while.

“You know what’s unfair?” Jason starts, waiting for any kind of acknowledgement from Dick. Dick hums softly, turning his head to look at Jason. “He’s the parent. He’s the adult. He should be the one reaching out and doing his best to prevent fights from happening. He should be the one reaching out, not me.” Dick sits up straighter, wanting to say something but Jason doesn’t let him. “I’ll come to the manor. Not the cave, the manor. Bruce and I can talk in his office. But this is my last time, Dick. No more reaching out after that. No more putting in all the effort and getting nothing in return. Wednesday, around midday, I’ll be there.”

Dick leans closer to Jason. Not close enough to be touching but just close enough that one of them would shift slightly and it’d happen. “Thank you, Jay. I know he’s not easy and I know how hard it is for you. This will be the last time I ever bring it up. Whatever happens on Wednesday happens. Just know that we’re always going to be brothers and nothing will change that.”

Jason turned his head to finally look at his older brother and Dick, in turn, studied him. Dick looked tired. The Domino on his face is lensless and Jason noticed how dark the circles under his eyes are. “Wanna get something to eat,” Jason found himself asking. Dick looked startled for a brief moment before a small smile spread out across his face. “Of course, little wing. Same place as always? I’ll race you.”

Jason stood next to his bike, gently placing his black helmet on top of it as he stared up at Wayne Manor, trying to hype himself up to doing this. Dick had sent him a slew of encouraging messages since they last saw each other, including a good luck message half an hour ago. Sighing, Jason walked up the stairs to the entrance, unsurprised when Alfred swung open the doors to greet him. Offering a half hearted smile, Jason greeted the elder man and made his way to Bruce’s office. The door stood half open and Jason could hear the man typing away at a laptop. Slipping inside, Jason closed the door behind him. A tray took up a good amount of Bruce’s desk and Jason didn’t know how to feel about the teapot with two mugs and a variety of tea bags laid out in front of him.

Bruce didn’t say anything, only offering Jason a tight lipped smile which wasn’t returned. Jason stared at the selection in front of him before deciding and pouring himself a cup of tea. “Alfred thought it would help. He’s been subscribed to that monthly tea thing you told him about months ago and said these are the teas he thought you’d like best.” Bruce closed the laptop, moving to place it on the table behind him. He had a mug half filled with coffee. Bruce never got into enjoying tea the way Jason and Alfred do.

Jason stayed silent, wanting Bruce to speak first. “Jason,” Bruce started and then hesitated. Jason couldn’t help but be slightly amused by that. The great Batman, thwarted by having a sincere discussion with his second son. Deciding to take some mercy on the man, Jason spoke, “I’m tired of the constant fights. Anytime I come to the cave I’m always prepared for an argument and that leads me to never coming to the Manor itself because I know the fights will only get worse. So here, I’m asking, what do you want from me, Bruce?”

Bruce stared at Jason for a moment, unsure, “I want the fighting to stop too. We cannot function properly in the field if we are not on the same page.” Jason scoffed, taking a deep breath before he said, in a calm tone, “Fuck the field. This isn’t bat business. This isn’t a discussion between Batman and Red Hood. This is between Bruce and Jason. Whether you like it or not, you adopted me. You are my father and I’m your son, no matter how many times we try and pretend like that’s not the case. If you want to change that, then fine. Tell me now. Do you only ever want us to interact as Batman and Red Hood? Because I’m sick of having to pretend like both are a thing when you only ever acknowledge us as one.” Jason took another deep breath, calming himself. He raised a hand when Bruce looked ready to speak, “I’m giving you an out here, Bruce. We haven’t properly been father and son since I was 15 and I can’t keep pretending like we are. This is it, your chance to say it.”

Looking pained, Bruce finally said something, “Of course you’re my son, Jason. You always have been and you always will be. Do you remember when I first signed the adoption papers and you asked me if I genuinely meant it forever? I do. Nothing will change the fact that you are my son.” Jason couldn’t help the scoff that escaped him, turning to look out the window behind Bruce, he said, “Am I? Because if you really and truly consider me your son after everything then we’ve got serious fucking problems. Was I your son when you threw a batarang at my neck when I was only eighteen years old? Was I your son when you took me back to the literal warehouse I had died in? Was I your son when you beat me within an inch of my life because you thought I had killed the Penguin? That is not the way you treat someone you love and cherish. Let’s be completely honest, Bruce, you stopped seeing me as your son, stopped loving me, a long time ago.”

“I’ve made mistakes. Many, many mistakes in my life, Jason. I wish I could take most of it back or undo it but I really do love you,” Bruce spoke softly, sounding remorseful and looking older than he actually is. If things were different, Jason would’ve probably felt bad and stopped the discussion there, gotten up and walked away. Jason, however, meant what he had said to Dick. This was the last time and he wanted to get it all off his chest while he still could. Looking Bruce in the eye, Jason shook his head, “No. You love the idea of a dead child. A crystallised memory of a dead son. Grief and time has allowed you to twist the memory of what we once were into something else entirely to help you cope and now you refuse to believe and accept the fact that you love the idea of something that never truly was and something that will never be”

Bruce flinched back minutely. Most people wouldn’t have noticed but Jason knows Bruce too well. Knows Bruce’s tells so well. “You might be here right now, but you were dead, Jason. My son was dead and I mourned you.” Jason shook slightly, feeling overwhelmed by everything, he powered through and leaned forward into his seat and spoke, “Yes, I was dead. Me. I died. It was horrible and painful and it happened to me. All past tense because I’m standing right in front of you in the present. Why the fuck can’t you see that?”

“I can, Jay, it’s just-” Bruce started but Jason didn’t let him continue. “I have spent more time without you than I have with you. I don’t know if you’ve realised that. I only lived with you for three years of my life. That’s such a short amount of time compared to everything else that has happened.”

Sighing, Bruce slumped back into his seat, a look of defeat on his face as he said, “I only want what’s best for you, Jason.” Jason wanted to leave. He couldn’t do this anymore, he’s been here for long enough. “I’m only here because of Dick, so you should thank him for that. Fuck, there’s a lot you should thank him for. I’m just tired. I’m sick of trying to make you happy. I’m tired of constantly seeking your approval. You set the bar too high. Your expectations are unrealistic. I’m tired of it. I’m sorry I’m not what you wanted. Why can you not just accept me the way I am?”

Bruce pressed his lips together, his gaze shifting as he observed Jason for a moment before saying, “There are some things you’ve done that you honestly can’t expect me to forgive, Jason.” Jason couldn’t take it anymore, he pushed himself up using shaking hands. Turning towards the door, he said, “This is it, then. Stay the fuck out of my territory and I’ll stay out of yours. Oracle can contact me when needed but I’m done.”

You Aren't What I Wish You Were, And I'm Not What You Wish I Was

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[cocomuffy]

Gothamites' Tweets

inspired by @tiredofsatansbullshit and @hashtagonlyingotham

[fic-recommendations1]

The Waynes on Twitter

By tiredofsatansbullshit

I actually got this off of this person's Tumblr but still the fic is funny as hell and I do recommend

Someone Entrusted the Waynes Twitter and that's their fault

All credit to tiredofsatansbullshit and DC comics

[nenehyuuchiha]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days, Robin (Comics) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Talia al Ghul & Jason Todd, Talia al Ghul & Damian Wayne, Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Ra's al Ghul & Jason Todd, Nyssa al Ghul & Talia al Ghul, Nyssa al Ghul & Jason Todd Characters: Talia al Ghul, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Jason al Ghul - Character, Damian Al Ghul, Nyssa al Ghul, Ra's al Ghul, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Mara al Ghul Additional Tags: Good Parent Talia al Ghul, Talia al Ghul is Jason Todd's Parent, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Jason Todd is Not Red Hood, Assassin Jason Todd, Crack, Inspired by Tumblr, Nyssa and Talia are sisters, Ras is a weird murder grandfather, who decides to support his daughters, Not Canon Compliant, obviously Series: Part 2 of Jason al Ghul, Talia al Ghul's eldest child. Summary:

Talia gaslights Jason into believing he's always been her child. Nyssa and Ra's help. Damian fully believes it.

Inspired by a Tumblr post: https://aalghul.tumblr.com/post/684820831738675200/talia-to-jason-you-were-such-an-easy-baby-to-deal

[alloutofgoddesses]

WIPS of Fics From 2023

These are fics I started reading in 2023 that I will be (hopefully) continuing to read in 2024!

Dark Matter by mysterycyclone - When Thanos snaps, the souls of those he takes end up in the soul stone. However, Spiderman had managed to break off a piece of the stone, and ends up in an alternate dimension with superheroes he’s never heard of and ghosts in his head. (Peter Parker meets the Bats AU - 43 chapters)

Peter the Pizza Guy by Irisen - Dr. Strange’s spell has unforeseen consequences. Peter Parker, suddenly in a different universe, now must figure out how to survive in the most dangerous city in America - Gotham. (Peter Parker meets the Bats AU - 36 chapters)

In for a Pound by Cdelphiki - Damian Al Ghul-Wayne is given to his father as an infant. Dick Grayson is eleven. Bruce Wayne is out of his depth. What happens now? (Damian joins the family early AU - 6 works)

no grave could hold my body down (i'll crawl home to her) by loungemermaid - Finnick survives the mutts, but only just. Adjusting to a body missing large parts of itself and a pregnant wife, Finnick lives on. (Finnick Lives AU - 11 chapters)

Tomorrow Will Be Kinder by bellablue27 - Peeta and Katniss grow together after the war. Currently on hiatus but I'm holding out hope that one day it returns. (Post-Canon Fic - 17 chapters)

take these broken wings and learn to fly by fishingclocks - Dick Grayson loses his parents. Bruce Wayne can’t help but try to rescue the boy from himself. The Batman has a new target. (The Batman 2022 Post-Canon Fic - 17 chapters)

Minefield by coyote_nebula - The Bats love each other. They just have a hard time showing it. (The Waynes and their extended family go on connected adventures - 16 works)

Shutterbug by goldkirk - Tim Drake is good at what he does. He runs a blog, weaves his way unseen throughout Gotham, and he doesn’t need his parents. Unfortunately for him, his neighbors disagree. (AU where Jason lives and Tim can’t catch a break - 9 works)

Wayne Family Social Media AU by tiredofsatansbullshit - Everyone needs a good social media fic from time to time. The Bats, the Waynes, and various others have a very active online presence. (14 works)

A Nest We Can All Call Home by A03time - Dick, Jason, and Tim are orphans who found each other on the streets of Gotham. When Jason decided to steal from Batman of all people, everything changes. (The Robins Meet Before They Meet Bruce AU - 6 works)

How Dare The Robins Sing by CountDyscalculia - Tim Drake has severe dyscalculia. It doesn’t matter though, because Batman needs a Robin and he’s ready to do whatever it takes to get him one. (Tim Drake refuses to ask for help for currently 25 chapters)

Check My Vitals (and tell me I'm still alive) by scrappedyonder - Tim is a metahuman successfully keeping the secret from Batman, his mentor. That is until Red Hood nearly dies and Tim takes matters into his own hands. Now that Jason knows, it’s only a matter of time until Bruce knows as well. (Metahuman AU - 3 works)

straw-verse by deargalileo - Alfred makes a friend out of his young neighbor. Silly straws are heavily involved. (Tim joins the family early AU - 3 works)

buy back the secrets by sundiscus - Conner Kent doesn’t know Robin’s secret identity. Tim Drake does know Superboy’s secret identity, making it super awkward every time Superboy saves Tim Drake. (TimKon fic - 4 chapters)

what's past is prologue by Icestorm238 - Dick Grayson remembers an alternate life before most of its events happen. He uses this knowledge to do everything in his power to change fate. It’s not as easy as he thought it would be. (Canon Divergence AU - 5 works)

the unfridging of jessica more by winterfire22 - Jessica doesn’t die when the yellow-eyed demon comes after her. It changes things - drastically. (Canon Divergence AU - 3 works)

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Fuck, Marry ,Kill. A game that the Justice League, Outlaws and some of the original Titans will never play again.

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/mUbS5zX

by tiredofsatansbullshit

Chapter 1: Clark wants them to play a game for a team bonding exercise, Hal choses FMK, and Bruce, who is only known as Batman by the Justice League, hates everything.

Chapter 2: After a successful accidental team up, Kyle suggest they play FMK while eating.

Words: 2129, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Titans (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Diana (Wonder Woman), Dinah Lance, Oliver Queen, J'onn J'onzz, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Donna Troy, Koriand'r (DCU), Roy Harper, Wally West, Kyle Rayner

Additional Tags: Crack, Identity Porn, Identity Reveal, Batman Identity Reveal, Dick Grayson and Jason Todd are Siblings, They chose to be chaotic, Justice League plays FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, How Do I Tag, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Chaotic Batfamily (DCU), They are causing chaos

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/mUbS5zX

[toiletwipes]

i just binge read “and i'd give up forever to touch you” and it’s so good!!! could i be added to the tag list??

of course!! glad you're enjoying it <333!!!

[buckysmischief]

Sure, Jan - Epilogue

Bucky Barnes x reader

Warnings: too much fluff, i just wanted to end this short & sweet

Inspirations can be found in the series masterlist

AN: Thank you so much to everyone who has followed this story and who has supported me, it means more that you know ❤️ 

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[valsworldofcreativity]

Magical Green Eyes✨

Part 8 :~

Dean Winchester × Y/N Social Media AU

Summary

Y/N moves to Kansas for fresh start, what happens when she meets her bestfriend's brother-in-law, who turns out to be her boss!??

After few weeks

PS :- I am soo sorry! It's being soo long since I have updated. & Am sorry if this is crap chapter. But life's been kinda hard & I lost motivation & now when I have it didn't know how to connect the correct things with upcoming story. So sorry if this is crap.

PSS : I am soo sorry @holylulusworld for taking soo long! 😭😭 This was for you 4k challenge & now you are at 9K. I'll totally understand if you want me to not use your 4K# or tag you from now on. SORRY!!

Taglist : @holylulusworld @thenamelesschibi @chelricki96 @hhiggs @tiredofsatansbullshit @donnaintx @clarinette07 @kokosowaolala @chelricki96

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

Tiredofsatansbullshit

A little guide to my blog because I have accidentally put a lot of effort into a couple things and now want an easy way for people to find things.

The Waynes on Twitter Masterlist

Masterlist of AO3 works

Jason Todd Reading Order

Mobile Jason Todd Reading Order

AO3 Fic Rec List

Masterlist of Fics

[bucky-at-bedtime]

Right Under My Nose | 2.5

A Sleeping Situation

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (Background Steve Rogers x Natasha Romanoff)

Summary: When you lie to your mum about having a date to your brother’s wedding, things spiral swiftly and ridiculously. Suddenly, your thrust into fake-dating your best friend, and everything begins to change.

Fake-dating and bed-sharing? What did I do, bathe in clichés?

A/n: A drabble, because I can. Let’s call it chapter 2.5. I had a sort-of average day today so I wrote this to try and cheer myself up. It’s nothing but fluff, but when do I ever write anything but fluff anyway? I hope you all enjoy this little surprise update. The next real chapter will be out this weekend and I think it’s a pretty good one. Let me know what you think!!

(this is a cute gif that has nothing to do with the drabble lmao)

You got back to the room pretty late––around 11––but that didn’t stop you from sitting on the couch binge watching sitcoms for another few hours. In the end it was you who stood up first, stretching back with a yawn and glancing over at the bed. The bed. One bed. Okay.

“Welp, I’m going to get some sleep,” you mumbled, running your hands over your face as if to wipe away the fatigue. “Uhhh… you prefer a particular side?”

“What?” he frowns at the question obviously confused, before catching your gaze and blinking lamely at the queen-sized bed. “Oh.”

You started towards the bed, pulling the decorative pillows off it as he tried to process the situation. “What is it Barnes? Scared of sleeping next to me? I’m pretty sure I don’t snore.”

You were acting confident, despite the awkwardness you felt. Sure, You had lived with Bucky and Steve in college, and sure, you had been camping with them when you were young, but that was the thing – Steve was always there. The room between yours. The sleeping bag between yours. Steve was always this protective layer of older brother. You couldn’t help but feel a little weird about sharing a bed with Bucky.

He chuckled lightly as he stood up from the couch, switching off the tv and joining you at the end of the bed. “Not scared – I just figured I’d sleep on the couch but, that’d be dumb. We’re like, best friends. Sleeping together– I mean, sleeping in the same bed shouldn’t be too weird.”

You chuckled too, glad he was feeling a bit awkward about the whole situation. At least you were in this together.

“Left side,” he said, after a few seconds pause. “Closer to the door – easier to escape if you try anything at 3am.”

You scoffed at that, glaring amusedly at him. “You’re not that irresistible, Barnes.”

With a shared laugh, you both moved for your suitcases.

“I’ll change in the bathroom – You change out here. I’ll knock before I come out,” he mumbled, voice gentle. The door to the bathroom shut behind him and you quickly stripped, pulling an over-sized t-shirt on and some shorts underneath.

Bucky had simply stripped off his shirt and put on some sweatpants, hoping you wouldn’t mind his shirtlessness. He usually slept naked, but he figured that might be a bit of an over-step. He waited a few more minutes before knocking on the door, chuckling to himself about how strange it felt to be knocking with the intention of leaving the bathroom instead of going in.

“All good!” He heard you call through the door and pushed it open, finding you already sitting under the covers, scrolling through your phone.

You glanced up it him and had to forcefully stop yourself from doing an almost-comical double-take when you discovered him shirtless. Sure, you’d seen him shirtless before, but never when he was about to get into bed beside you. You snuck another look as he pulled the covers back, unable to help yourself. Black sweatpants hung low on his hips, showing off his somehow perfectly sculpted abdomen. A line of dark hair peeked out and trailed up to his bellybutton, and suddenly your mouth felt a little dry.

You tore your eyes away again, scrolling through Instagram without actually seeing any of the posts. You tried to blink away the memory of his body, but when you looked over at him again, his broad shoulders and toned chest were still exposed and you swallowed a lump in your throat, shrinking down into the soft mattress.

You knew he was an aesthetically pleasing man, but watching him get into bed beside you brought it to a whole new level.

Jesus, you needed to go to sleep.

You plugged your phone in beside the bed flicked off the lamp, adjusting under the covers so you were laying down. His bare arm brushed against yours as he layed down too. You both opted to ignore it.

“G’night, girlfriend,”

You smiled into the darkness, a breathy laugh escaping your lips at his words.

“Goodnight, boyfriend.”

—

It hadn’t taken you long to fall asleep – it was almost 2am by the two you had both gotten into bed and this was a good hotel – it was a really nice mattress.

You woke up to the sun – bright rays shining through the large window, brightness filling the darkest corners of your sleepy mind and dragging you back into consciousness. Warmth spread across your back, a comfortable weight across your torso, the feeling of light breath on the back of your neck.

You quickly remembered where you were. And there was only one person whose arms could be around you right now.

Your hand was on his chest, the tips of your fingers brushing against the skin at the top of his chest, warm and soft. You could feel each heavy beat of his heart against the palm of your hand and each time it seemed to send a shiver through your entire body.

One of his hands was tangled in your hair, cradling you close to his chest whilst his other arm pulled you tightly against him by your waist. Finally, you looked up at his face. Your head moved slowly, eyes moving past his jawline to find his closed eyelids.

Maybe it was because you hadn’t been with someone in so long or maybe it was because Bucky made you feel comfortable, but you found yourself wanting to stay there.

You tried to blink away any sleepiness and slowly began to convince your muscles to move, first your legs, pulling them slowly from where they were tangled with his. The rest of your body followed, slowly as you possibly could, you slipped out of his arms, gently lifting his limbs off you and holding your breath in hopes of not disturbing him.

When you were finally free, you sat on the edge of the bed for a moment, a yawn escaping your lips as you dared to glance over at him once more. His brow was furrowed, and his lips twitched almost imperceptibly. He adjusted on the bed, rolling onto his stomach with a quiet groan before his breaths fell even again.

You made your way into the bathroom, splashing your face with cold water and studying yourself in the mirror.

“Get it together,” you whispered, with a gentle shake of your head.

Is it too early to start drinking?

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[tiredofsatansbullshit]

Superman and Batman are friends (associates?). Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne however are a whole other story

Masterlist of fics

Summary: Bruce Wayne knows that Clark Kent is Superman. Clark Kent knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman. Neither has said anything about knowing and so they are waiting for either the other to say something or for one of them to slip up.

Batman and Superman have been working together occasionally. It’s not that they’ve been actively trying to but there’s been some overlap in cases and they might as well have just done it together.

This doesn’t mean that Bruce trusts Superman, he’d just rather keep the alien close to be able to observe him. When Superman first started operating in Metropolis, Bruce started a file on him. At first it was slow going in gathering information but after working a couple cases together and some slip ups from the Man of Steel, Bruce was able to figure out Superman’s civilian identity. Clark Kent. A journalist for the Daily Planet.

Clark was pretty weary of Batman when he first encountered the man on a case. He originally thought the rumours of the Bat in Gotham was just that, rumours. After their first case together, Batman had added lead lining to the batsuit cowl, but Clark had already seen his face. Bruce Wayne is Batman. Out of respect to Bruce, Clark said nothing and continued to refer to Bruce as Batman when it was just the two of them. He hoped to reach a point where they both trusted each other enough to disclose their civilian identities over time.

The problem came when, after almost two years of working together neither said anything about their civilian identities. They worked well together and got along even better. Clark considered them friends (Bruce considered them work associates) but they sometimes found themselves in awkward-ish situations that could so easily be avoided if they just were honest with each other.

The latest of these above mentioned situations was perhaps one of the worst (or best, depending on your perspective), Clark was attending a charity gala on assignment, he was supposed to report on the speech and attempt for an interview with the host of the event and get comments from others attending. Bruce Wayne attended the same gala for a couple reasons, firstly to keep up appearances and further establish his Brucie Wayne persona as billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and secondly some weapons traffickers that he’s been following made their way to Metropolis and he needed more information on them before he made his move. He could have asked Superman for help seeing as Metropolis is Superman’s city but Bruce was not feeling like sharing his case.

Lois hadn’t really been in the mood to be at this charity gala, she had so much work she wanted to finish off and couldn’t wait to get home but when Clark asked her to attend the gala with him she couldn’t say no. To her surprise the night wasn’t going as bad as she thought it would. Sure the speeches were boring and the food wasn’t good but the situation she found herself in was pretty enjoyable. Clark sat on her right, looking either nervous of annoyed, Lois couldn’t tell which exactly. Across the table from them was Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham. She’d seen him a few times before at various events she’d reported on but never had the chance to have an actual conversation with him. There was some tension between the two men, Lois doesn’t know why but there’s definitely something there as the two kept sneaking glances at the other. Turning her attention back to the other women at the table who have been talking animatedly for most of the night, she smiled and nodded along with their conversation and when they excused themselves to go to the bathroom Lois felt somewhat relieved, tired of their constant chattering.

Turning her attention back to the men, expecting Clark to ask Bruce Wayne about his thoughts on the gala or at least try and get a quote from the man she found them having what she wants to describe as a staring contest, until Bruce Wayne cleared his throat and broke the eye contact to glance around the room before he shrugged his suit jacket off and speaking up, “It’s been such a hot day and these fans don’t seem to be doing much, i don’t know how you can still sit wearing a jacket and shirt, Mr Kent.”

Clark smiled somewhat sarcastically at Bruce Wayne before responding, “I’m doing alright, thank you Mr Wayne. If you’d like to unbutton your shirt though we’d understand”

“Oh, you don’t feel the heat do you? How strange. With how hot it is you’d have to be used to extreme conditions to be able to sit with a jacket on right now, maybe even a whole other type of climate.”

“Actually, I’m from Kansas so I don’t get easily bothered by this kind of mild heat”

“You don’t have much of an accent to be from Kansas, were you not born there?”

Letting out a soft, unamused chuckle, Clark leaned forward, “Sounding a bit like a detective right now Mr Wayne, I feel like i’m under investigation right now.”

Glancing between the two, Lois decided to change the subject, “Mr Wayne, what are your thoughts on the speech from earlier?”

Turning to smile at her, Bruce responded, “It is a noble cause and I am glad to do my part to help. I know to some the course of action being taken might be seen as foreign, or even alien,” he added some emphasis at the word, shooting a glance at Clark before continuing, “but I will be supporting the cause as I’m not one to jump to judgement based off a surface level look at circumstances. It was a pleasure to meet you Ms Lane but if you’ll excuse me please.” With that Bruce got up from the table and made his way across the room, disappearing from her line of sight.

Turning to Clark she slapped his arm, “Why didn’t you tell me there’s something going on between you and Bruce Wayne?”

“What”

“Come on Clark, after sitting through all of that you can’t tell me that was the first time you’ve met him, I won’t judge you if you’re in some sort of relationship with him but maybe it’s not the best idea for you to be getting quotes or any sort of interview from him as it won’t be unbiased.” Clark stared at her in shock, opening and closing his mouth a couple times, being unsure as to what to say.

This is the first fic I ever posted on AO3 so it is definitely not my best. I enjoy the storyline though and one day I'll probably retype it but for now this is what you get.

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Guess who just posted an angsty fic? That's right, me! It's Bruce and Jason, because of course it is. If you're interested, then here you go? I don't know how to promote my stuff

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Celebrity Family Feud - The Wayne's vs The Queen's

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by tiredofsatansbullshit

The Wayne family and the Queen family compete on an episode of Celebrity Family Feud with Steve Harvey

Words: 4021, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 13 of Wayne Family Social Media AU

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Arrow (Comics)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Steve Harvey, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Oliver Queen, Dinah Lance, Roy Harper, Mia Dearden, Connor Hawke, Emiko Queen

Additional Tags: Crack, but not fully, Batfamily Social Media (DCU), Social Media AU, The Wayne's vs The Queens, Batfamily Dynamics (DCU), Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Batfamily (DCU) Feels, Arrowfam, Wait are there no tags for the arrows, Team Arrow as Family, I took canon out back and shot it, Part of a series but can be read as a standalone, no beta we die like most dc heros, YouTube Video, Family Feud - Freeform, OOC

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Four times Dick saved Jason One time he wasnt able to and the One time Jason saved him

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/FVohGWC by tiredofsatansbullshit The four times Dick saves Jason, The one time he was unable to and The one time Jason saves Dick. Words: 810, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English Series: Part 4 of DC Dumping Ground Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon Relationships: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd Additional Tags: Mentioned Alfred Pennyworth, Good Older Sibling Dick Grayson, Good Sibling Jason Todd, Good Sibling Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Loves Jason Todd, Dick Grayson and Jason Todd are Siblings, Fluff, kind of, Hurt/Comfort, Temporary Character Death, it's jasons death, he gets better guys, Jason Todd is Robin, Dick Grayson is Nightwing read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/FVohGWC