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jotasuis · 2 months
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How I found out about trump getting shot
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mudanonaito · 8 months
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planefood · 2 months
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rules for thee and not for me
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yourfavoritehouseplant · 10 months
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"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.
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wolfythewitch · 9 months
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i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget
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yet-another-clown · 2 months
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punkitt-is-here · 2 days
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dipper is a weirdly special kind of character to me because I was that type of kid, the one who wanted to grow up too fast and got irritated at their sibling not taking things too seriously and never wanting to seem childlike. i connected heavily with him, and honestly the entire arc of Gravity Falls being in part about him learning to just be a kid really helped me in the long run. it was a great wake up call seeing a character so similar to me at that age learn to finally stop trying to be an adult before i was ready.
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cryptocism · 3 months
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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look
"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc
obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever
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beybuniki · 2 months
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origin - rising
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placeboelysium · 2 months
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HAPPY YAOI DAY
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No man is that funny
Based on the Kurvitz quote!! :
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payasita · 1 year
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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batcavescolony · 3 months
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*Talia visiting Damian*
Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*
Damian: I am doing well mother
Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*
Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*
Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.
Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals
Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*
Dick: *throws it back*
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carryondrawing · 16 days
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An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train
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fawnave · 4 months
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happy pride to clare devlin, the wee lesbian 🫶
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soappox · 6 months
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they're amusing to me
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What Vanessa was actually thinking during this FNAF scene
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