#yelena boleva incorrect

[marvelflame2010]

Tony: Hey wait a minute. Y/n and Bucky’s not here. 

Sam: What you do mean by Y/n and Bucky’s not here?

Tony: I MEAN Y/N AND THE FUCKING WINTER SOLDIER ISN’T HERE, GENERAL BIRD-BRAIN!!! 

Yelena: Oh my god, I’m using that

Steve: ENOUGH! I’ll call them* calls Y/n’s phone*

Y/n: Hello?

Steve: Y/n, where tf are you and Bucky?? I’m here, Sam’s here, Tony’s here, your aunt’s here-

Peter: *arrives* Sorry I’m late guys. I had chem homework

Steve: Queens just swung in. You two are the only ones not here!

Y/n: What the hell are you talking about, you star-spangled idiot. Bucky and I are at 103 Presley Street, like the address said. Where the tf are you?

Steve: I’m at.... Aw shit. *hangs up* GUYS WE’RE AT THE WRONG LOCATION!!! 

Tony: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE’RE THE WRONG LOCATION CAPSICLE?!!!!!!

Steve: I MEAN WE ARE AT THE WRONG LOCATION ANTHONY EDWARD!! 

Sam: ENOUGH!! Let’s go to the correct location

BONUS: 

Bucky: Did Steve give them the wrong location?

Y/n: Yes dekta. Yes he did

Bucky: Why am I friends with him? 

Y/n: You know you have a crazy family when the ex-HYDRA assassins are the only ones who do stuff right the first time

Bucky: You’re absolutely right doll

[firegal19]

Yelena: You know Kate Bishop, Bucky gives flowers to Y/n. We should start doing that

Kate: Ok babe

*The next day*

Kate: *gives flowers to Y/n*

Y/n: 🤨

Kate: I don’t know, I’m just as confused as you are

[incorrectwandanat]

natasha and yelena, clearly mad: you lost them at the zoo?!

peter: that’s a very strong word.

tony: we just technically have no idea where they are.

meanwhile

reader and kate, trying to steal a baby panda:

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Natasha, to Y/n: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Y/n, motioning to themself and Yelena: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

[demonicbaby666]

*Y/n listening to Taylor swift out loud lying face down on the floor*

Natasha: Oh dear lord 

Wanda: Not again

Yelena: *sighs* 

Kate: This is how they deals with things; we have to be supportive guys.

Y/n, sniffling: It’s me. 

Everyone: Hi. 

Y/n, starts crying: I’m the problem, it’s me.

[incorrect-bishova]

Kate, sweating: Yelena , there’s something I need to ask you-

Yelena : Finally! You’re proposing!

Kate: How’d you know?

Yelena : Kate Bishop, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Yelena : I even picked it up once.

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: I fell—

Yelena: From heaven?

Y/N: No, I literally fell—

Yelena: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Y/N: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Yelena: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Venom: What is it we are doing today?!

Y/n:...Reading a book...

Venom: I want to do something!

Y/n: Well I want to read a book

Venom: Can I go and murder people?!

Y/n: No! I want one day where I’m not washing blood and skin out of my hair! I don’t even know how it gets there, you overtake my body so it shouldn’t even be on me

Venom: We’ll I do not want it in my hair!

Y/n throwing the book: You don’t even have hair!

Nat watching from the table with Yelena: How long before venom starts throwing Y/n around?

Yelena: I bet $20 it takes 10 minutes

Nat: you’re on

Y/n: You know what how about you just go and be a parasite for someone else!

Venom: Parasite?! You know I hate that word! *throws your body to the floor*

Y/n: You know you’re being incredibly toxic right now!

Venom: Yeah well-

Wanda comes running in holding you up with magic: What is going on?! Y/n why were you on the floor

Nat: Her and venom were having an argument

Y/n: You can hear them??!

Nat: Yep! And they make a very good point about being called a parasite, show some respect Y/n

Venom: Thank you small Russian spider killer!

Nat:….That’s not even close…but you’re welcome

[gingiesworld]

Y/N watching Wanda and Vision laugh and cook together.

Y/N: What the hell does he have that I don't?

Nat: A multifunctional penis.

Y/N: Mine works just fine. Just needs a rub to get it going

Maria: Maybe he doesn't have a foul mouth too.

Yelena: Etiquette!!

Everyone turning to stare at Yelena

Yelena: I do know some things

[rhfffas]

saw Iman and Alaqua together and manifesting maya, kamala, yelena and kate meet for the first time

kate: kamala, meet maya and yelena. she threw a knife to my face and she threw me off a building. kamala: whats with you and murderous women. maya: (*signing)i did not try to kill her. she broke into my apartment Yelena: i was just removing an obstacle! we talked about this, kate bishop! kamala: you sure they are perfect candidates? should i worry about my life? kate: its okay! it happened once! okay twice! you guys are so dramatic. I MEAN THEY ARE BOTH VERY CAPABLE

[marvelflame2010]

Kate: I feel...safe around you

Yelena: You take that back!

[shipperofdoomedships]

Kate and Yelena are standing in the kitchen of the Avengers compound arguing.

Kate: Belova!

Yelena: Bishop!

Kate Belova!

Bucky is sitting at the kitchen table trying to enjoy his waffles but is also invested in the drama. Peter walks in during the last part of the yelling and gives Bucky a questioning look.

Bucky: They're arguing over who takes who's last name when they get married.

Kate and Yelena are in a stare down at this point both silently arguing with their eyes.

Peter: Why don't you just hyphenate?

Peter narrowly dodges a knife that whizzes past his head and embeds into the wall.

Peter:...ok no hyphenating...rock paper scissors?

Kate and Yelena look at Peter then back to each other.

Yelena: For once Parker one of your ideas isn't completely idiotic.

Peter: Thanks! I mean hey! Rude...

[incorrectwandanat]

reader, sliding a photo across the table: i need you to shoot this person in the leg.

yelena:

yelena: that’s a picture of you.

reader: wanda wants me to try zumba.

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Y/n: Peter, I’m sad.

Peter: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Kate: Yelena, I’m sad.

Yelena, nodding: mood.

[beanxemily]

Y/n: Listen, not all the avengers have daddy issues. Tony Stark has them, sure. Same with, Nat, Yelena, Peter, Thor and Loki but some of us don't. Like me-

Tony: Don't flatter yourself. You called Capsicle dad the other day during a mission

Y/n: Dad! Tony's being mean again!

Bucky: This family makes me want to kill people.

[incorrect-bishova]

Yelena: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Kate: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.