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[fatty-food]

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[wandering-whisperer]

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”

― Oscar Wilde

[cod-dump]

Ghost: *walks into the lounge soaking wet*

Soap: LT! Why are you-?

Ghost: I GOT CAUGHT IN THE FUCKING RAIN

Soap: Oh-

Ghost: I’M WET, COLD, AND THERE’S NO FUCKING PINA COLADAS

Soap:

(Later)

Gaz: Are you drinking a fucking pina colada?

Ghost, wrapped in a warm blanket with a pina colada: Fuck off I earned this

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Giovanni: Today, I realized that I'm old.

Guzma: You're just now figuring that out?

Giovanni: You don't understand. I fell in the hallway, and instead of laughing, my admins actually ran to make sure I was okay.

Guzma:

Giovanni: I saw genuine fear in Archer's eyes.

[what-iz-life]

Having an emotionally mature partner is TOP TIER. You're able to express yourself freely and openly. They don’t insult you. They don't give you the silent treatment. They don't become aggressive or manipulative. They listen, they respond—they patiently hold a safe space for you.

[vegautistic]

Calling vegetarian/veganism a “white people thing” as some fucking racist bullshit lmao

I am Afro-caribbean and Indian. Firstly India has the highest vegetarian population in the world, and in the Caribbean the rastafari have their whole ital movement/diet - which my Jamaican father is a massive believer in.

Y’know what other countries have massive populations of vegetarians and vegans? Mexico. Taiwan. Ethiopia. The fuck do you mean it’s a “white thing”?

[girlunbother3d]

imagine how shocked SHE will be when you show up skinnier than her.

[thoughtkick]

Be a child again. Flirt. Giggle. Dip your cookies in your milk. Take a nap. Say you are sorry if you hurt someone. Chase a butterfly. Be a child again.

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[doubleipa]

[kisoflife]