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This still hits, screw that Gotham Knights BS, just give us like the live action version of Batman:Wayne family adventures

I still can’t believe that in the last 10 years Superman, Green Arrow, Flash and Supergirl all had live-action shows about them with 100-200 episodes, meanwhile Batman literally didn’t have his own show since the 60′s??

Like yeah he’s definitely overexposed on the big screen, but the fact fact that he (nor any of the Batkids) never had their own TV show is crazy to me.

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Okay guys, I'm watching Netflix's Avatar the Last Airbender and thus so far it's pretty great, but we really need to talk about how they cast Sokka as hotter than Zuko, and I'm sorry, but I'm hust not okay with that.

This show is giving us ripped Sokka and baby faced Zuko, and guys, that just ain't right

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Is Elon Musk Lex Luthor? ....Nah, we'd probably like him more

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Dceased hurt me, but for this one moment alone, it's kinda worth it

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Okay guys, I'm watching/re-watching Smallville and I do have quite a few questions the one I really want to talk about is this;

Was Michael Rosenbaum too charming to play Lex Luthor?

Or am I just biased because he also voiced Wally West on the JLA and JLAU cartoons? Because I really do love Wally West, he is my ginger spirit animal

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Random Headcanon-

The voice modulator in Jason’s helmet is equipped with a Darth Vader mode

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It also has a Bane mode

Random Headcanon-

The voice modulator in Jason’s helmet is equipped with a Darth Vader mode

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Random Headcanon-

The voice modulator in Jason’s helmet is equipped with a Darth Vader mode

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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

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Ready for Eccc 2023! Black Canary was the very first cosplay I ever did, after the epic failure that was my attempt at creating the discowing suit for my last con I decided to go a little easier on myself this time 😅

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Iconic

conner: i have a 50/50 chance of turning out of the world’s greatest hero… or the worlds greatest villain

tim: and you also have a 50/50 chance of going bald, which is infinitely more tragic

conner:

conner: wtf is wrong with you man

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I didn’t know I needed this but by god I need this

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Tim: Like I said, we need more help.

Bruce: Maybe I should call my friends.

Damian: Your what?

Bruce: My friends.

Stephanie: Is he saying “friends”?

Jason: I think he’s being sarcastic.

Duke: No, no, no. This is delirium. He’s cracked from being awake all night.

Dick: Hey, Bruce, all of your friends are in this room.

Bruce: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Jason, holding a photo of Tim as Robin: Tim what was with this haircut

Tim: it was the 90s! Everyone had that haircut!

Jason: it’s still ugly!

Duke: so is nobody going to mention Tim claiming to have been around in the 90s?

Tim: of course I was alive in the 90s? I was born in ‘77?

Duke: WAIT WHAT? So you’re in your 40’s???

Tim: no? You know I’m 17

Duke: If you were 17 you’d have been born in 2006!

Tim: that…. Yeah that makes sense. But I was definitely Robin in the 90s? I don’t…

Jason: yeah… and I definitely died in the 80s

Tim: … this is making my brain hurt

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It’s true, it’s so very true

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2000’s Tim Drake was so insane. He went to like seven different schools in a year, he fell asleep on a rollercoaster, he made up a fake uncle, he attempted to clone his dead best friend 99 times, he had real beef with a ten year old, he was on the verge of becoming evil every other issue, one of his antagonists was a guy with a demon tube in his chest, he learned how to skateboard by practicing it for hours on end for a week, he somehow had a box set of Buffy despite that breaking universe and continuity rules. I’m afraid that modern Tim can never live up to just how unhinged he was.