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I was really hoping you would text first this time

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day 1: i went on a lovely walk

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found a lovely little path today ❤

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every time I watch The Perks of Being a Wallflower it gets more relatable

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if someone proposes to me with a pokemon love ball with a ring inside while saying "i choose you" there is a 112% chance i will say yes

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This person kiked me earlier with some pretty sexual stuff and so naturally I changed my profile to that of a waffle and started replying as a waffle and when they asked me if I was "gay or str8" I replied with I'm carbohystr8 and he hasn't responded but I'm pretty proud of myself

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Heya! I’m doing a poll on connection between gender identity and asexuality for a project. If you have a minute I’d really appreciate if you could go vote in this. Thank you!! <(^.^<)

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REBLOG IF IN THE FUTURE YOU WILL LOVE YOUR SON, EVEN IF HE HAS A VAGINA

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I found my new favourite thing in existense

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NEVER tell someone with OCD to 'get over it'

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Why do pregnant women constantly touch their stomachs, are they like "oh yeah, just checking you're still in there and didn't slip your head the size of a watermelon unnoticed out of my vagina a few steps ago."

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Being a hipster is too mainstream for me

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It's the moon's time of the the month

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When I see an attractive fanboy

I WANNA DOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOO YOU

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That awkward moment when you realise you're checking out an animated character . . .

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Squidward :--(