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frappegoddess · 5 days ago
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Between Worlds, Between Us - Mark Grayson x Batsis!reader
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Pairing: Mark Grayson x Batsis!Reader + Batfam x Batsis!Reader
Summary: After an engineering failure on behalf of Cecil, he crash-landed into Gotham, the city of crime, corruption and a cauldron of Bat(themed-vigilantes)s, the most intriguing of them all being you. You patched him up, insulted his flying, and disappeared.
Neither of you expected to flirt mid-fight, or work well together, or think about it afterward. No names. No identities. Just quick banter, bruised knuckles, and the kind of tension that makes your brothers suspicious.
He thinks you’re mysterious. You think he’s kind of hot when he’s not crashing into buildings. You both think it’s definitely a one-time thing.
Spoiler: it’s not.
He might be Invincible. But you’re inevitable.
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Content warnings: Swearing, teasing, violence, mentions of blood A/N: I love Invincible guys
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The night was wet and thick with neon haze—exactly the kind of night Gotham liked to dress up in. Rooftops slick. Sirens bouncing off alleyways. Somewhere, someone screamed, which was pretty standard at this point.
You crouched at the edge of the parking garage roof, boots planted steady, watching the idiot in the sky.
He wasn’t a Gotham name. Not one of yours.
Bright blue. Golden-yellow. Hair whipping in the wind as if he thought it looked cool.
He hovered awkwardly over the warehouse below, scanning too slowly, too openly. You could see the hesitation in his posture. like he wasn’t used to the air here. Like he’d just realised Gotham didn’t have air. Just smoke, gunpowder, and judgement.
You pressed a finger to your comm.
“Oracle, Gotham's got a flier, clad in blue and yellow. New guy.”
“Confirmed. Invincible. Cross-dimensional. Vouched by Cecil Stedman of the GDA. Try not to hurt him.”
“No promises.”
You cut the comm and rose silently.
Let’s see how “Invincible” he really is.
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You dropped behind him with the grace of a threat. The quiet sound of your boots on concrete made him spin in the air, startled.
His eyes landed on you, dark armour, blank expression, the bat crest clear and quiet across your chest. You didn’t speak.
You didn’t have to.
“Oh,” he said. “You’re—uh—one of them.”
You tilted your head. “One of?”
“The Bat people. The... scowl-and-vanish crew.” He chuckled sheepishly, hand on the back of his neck, an adorable gesture.
You blinked. Then smirked. Just barely.
“And you’re the one wrecking Gotham’s skyline like it’s a tourist attraction.” You said, sass laced in your sultry tone.
“Guilty,” he said, holding up both hands. “In my defence, I only knocked over, like, one smokestack. And that building was already leaning.”
“And the gang you chased into it?”
“Still conscious. Mostly.”
You paced slowly toward the ledge, watching the warehouse below. He floated closer to hover beside you, arms folded, you took a note of how his suit clung to his frame, the yellow fore-arm guards highlighting the contours of the muscle. (Sorry guys I think I like men with massive arms it's just really hot imo , comment if you agree)
“You’ve got a name?” you asked, not looking at him.
“Invincible.” He spoke, sounding very vincible whilst saying it, like his name was a foreign concept.
You glanced sideways.
“That’s a bold thing to name yourself.”
“Yeah,” he said, suddenly conscious. “Bit much. Wasn’t my idea.”
You hummed.
“And you are?” he asked, almost teasing.
“Wouldn’t you like to know.”
“...Yeah,” he said, and that grin flickered across his mouth again. “I would.”
You looked at him properly this time. Up close, he wasn’t what you expected. Not just the usual flyboy muscles and cocky attitude. There was something thoughtful in the way he held himself, almost like he was still getting used to his own strength. Like he’d been hit more than once and still hadn’t decided if he liked it.
He was… kinda cute.
Unfortunately.
You dropped off the roof without another word. He followed.
You fought together for ten minutes in a graffiti-abused hallway. He took a hit for you. You knocked someone out before he could thank you. You both leaned against opposite walls, breathing hard, grinning through the blood.
“Nice moves,” he said.
“You’re not bad for a flying hammer.”
“So…. can I get your number?”
You looked him up and down. Still catching your breath. Still smiling, but not saying why.
“Ask me again after you learn to land without blowing out someone’s windows.”
“That’s gonna take a while.”
“Then we’ve got time.”
You threw a smoke pellet and vanished. Classic.
Mark coughed. He was still smiling when the smoke cleared.
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Back at the Batcave
Jason was the first to bring it up.
“She’s smiling again. That’s suspicious.”
Tim looked up from his screen. “She always smiles after punching someone.”
“No,” said Dick, arms folded. “This is different. This is... rooftop flirtation energy. Bat-and-Cat style.”
They all turned when you walked in, still peeling off your gloves, damp from the rain, bruise blooming beneath your jaw.
“You meet the alien?” Dick asked.
“Maybe.”
“You like him?” He pried, tone curious and inquisitive.
“Don’t be weird Dickhead” You shot back.
Jason leaned closer, squinting. “You’re humming.”
“No, I’m not.” You responded, smiling behind your words.
“You only hum when you like someone or you’ve just committed a felony.”
“...Maybe I did both.” You shot your famous million-dollar smile/
They all groaned.
You walked past them with a smirk.
In another world, Mark Grayson lay in bed that night, staring at his ceiling.
“I have no idea who she is,” he told Rex over the phone. “But I think she’s the most interesting person I’ve ever met.”
"Ugh, Mark you cheesy nerd." Rex chided, secretly happy his close friend had prospects of finding huzz.
He didn’t know your name.
But he’d remember your smile.
And the way it felt to orbit your gravity.
And he realised...
He realised he actually liked it.
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Hope you all enjoyed this! Likes, comments, reblogs and requests are highly appreciated! Requests are open!
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Dividers - @omi-resources
Icon Header - @parkons
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frappegoddess · 18 days ago
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If the Batfam had a Reality Show: Feat. Batsis!Reader <3
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Pairing: Batfam/Batboys x Batsis!reader
Content: Swearing, use of Y/N, A/N: Isn't necessarily a part 2 to my previous posts...I just felt like writing this lmao, if my other posts get a lot of likes I'll post part 2's, but here are the links to my previous ones: - Who in the house would you not let your child date? - Crazy Shit Y/N Wayne has done: A list Also guys: I LOVE BANANA MILK
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🖤 THE WAYNE FAMILY: TRAUMA, TRUST FUNDS & TIARAS 🖤 A luxury fuelled, espresso-stained reality series brought you by W! Entertainment (Do ya'll get it?)
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[OPENING SCENE: Theme Song Over Slow-Mo Glam Shots]
Flashing paparazzi. Designer heels on marble floors. One (1) feral sibling wrestling someone off-camera. Cut to black SUVS, Steph falls into pool. Tim is asleep in the confessional booth. The screen reads:
They have money. They have issues. And now they have a camera crew.
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NARRATOR (deep, petty voice):
“Gotham’s richest family is stepping into the spotlight — and out of therapy.” “With enough money to buy a continent and enough drama to fill Arkham, the Waynes are ready to serve trauma, trust funds… and tiaras.” “This… is their world.” [cue sparkly logo sequence: “THE WAYNE FAMILY: TRAUMA, TRUST FUNDS & TIARAS”]
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SCENE - WAYNE MANOR KITCHEN (Camera pans to obnoxiously expensive kitchen, wherein Stephanie is trying to open a sauce bottle, Tim is aggressively typin away at his laptop, and Jason walks in.) Jason: The hell are you doing Steph? Steph: *Tryna pry open a sauce jar* Watch me cook Jason Jason: *Unimpressed* Tim: Why is anybody speaking it's like 2PM [Y/N]: *With the rage of a small chihuahua* WHO THE HELL DRANK MY BANANA MILK, IT WAS LABELLED WITH MY NAME AND A SKULL. Damian: *Pouring milk into Titus' bowl*
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CONFESSIONAL CAM: [Y/N] (Your sat on a luxury chair, somewhere in the Manor Library, hoodie on, legs criss crossed, drinking Banana milk)
Producers: Y/N, how is it like living with your family?
You: Like living in a luxury zoo to be honest, people think we're elegant rich., but we're tacky rich, we have a private jet and a yacht, and Dad has like 7 McLarens but we have zero communication skills, I actually watched Tim cry because he thought Titus' ground beef kibble were coffee grounds.
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CONFESSIONAL CAM: TIM
Tim: Okay, lowkey it wasn't even that bad-
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CONFESSIONAL CAM: DICK (Dick is shirtless, exercising in the gym room)
Producers: So Richard, what's on the family agenda this weekend? Dick: Hopefully a family dinner I can plan and manage, because literally if I don't schedule this or brunch every week, we all forget we're related. And Stephanie doesn't want BatCow to be present because BatCow confuses Steph's hair for the premium hay Damian feeds her. You know sometimes I can't even with these people-
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ENDING SCENE – DINNER (CHAOS)
(Dick is attempting to make a toast. Jason is drinking out of a wine glass full of Mountain Dew. Tim is asleep with his head on the table. Steph brought chips. Cass is gone. Damian is holding a sword. Y/N texting someone under the table.)
Dick: To family. (no one responds) Dick (again): To family?
You: Sorry I was distracted. My ex just got arrested and it’s literally not my fault this time.
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NARRATOR:
“Next time on Trauma, Trust Funds & Tiaras...” – Bruce finds out the cameras caught him crying during Mamma Mia 2 – Jason crashes a golf cart whilst Y/N is gifted a new Mercedes-Maybach GLS 600 – Y/N and Steph start a petty war over iced coffee right before an important gala – Damian threatens legal action – Tim gets locked on the roof again
They're rich. They're reckless. And they're related. Gotham City's hottest messes aren't in jail.... they're in high society!
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STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE WAYNES; TRAUMA, TRUST FUNDS & TIARAS!
MORE TO COME ON WN! ENTERTAINMENT
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LMFAO I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THIS
Likes, comments, reblogs and requests are highly appreciated! Requests are open!
Sources !-
Blue lines - @cursed-carmine
Bat dividers - @sister-lucifer
Batfam Header - Pinterest (Robin #6)
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frappegoddess · 18 days ago
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Crazy Shit Y/N Wayne Has Done
a definitive but not exhaustive list
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Pairings: Batfam x Batsis!reader batsis!reader centred fic! Content: Swearing, crack yet again
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1 - Dated 2 Justice League members to get access to the WatchTower files because Batman wouldn't give them to her.
(Nothing gets in her way, she ghosted them both, they still like her.)
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2 - Used Bruce's name to buy shares in LexCorp
(Told Lex Luthor to "SYBAU" in a meeting via Zoom chat, had Jason's full support)
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3 - Got placed in public school for a hot second, and recruited all the cheer team girlies into a gang
(Was technically a self defence class, and all their uniforms were Dior hand-crafted)
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4 - Has used "I am Batman's daughter" as a threat, pick up line and an excuse.
( succeeded all three times.)
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5 - Accidentally went viral by calling Klarion Bleak bad asf
(Is yet to apologise, the video amassed 22 million views, Tim chuckles everytime he thinks about it)
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6 - Made a fake villain OC to catfish real villains to gain some intel
(Account is still up to this day, she flirts with it sometimes, Dick hates it)
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7 - Snuck into her OWN gala, as a decoy just to see who would shit talk. (She was dripped out in a way Bruce & Damian didn't even recognise her, only Cass did)
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Hope you all enjoyed this! Likes, comments, reblogs and requests are highly appreciated! Requests are open!
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Header - Pinterest
Bat dividers - @sister-lucifer
Grey dividers - @cursed-carmine
Bow Divider - @dollywons
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Property of suigenerisisadiva, do not repost my work pls & ty
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frappegoddess · 18 days ago
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"Who in the house would you not let your child date?" - Feat Batsis!Reader <3
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Pairing: Batfam/Batboys x Batsis!reader Content: Swearing, use of Y/N, my first crackfic lolol, I believe 'ukhti' means sister!
For my pookie <3 : @inejinn (Sorry If I didn't fulfil your idea the way you imagined </3)
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Rapid shuffling of feet ... Camera aggressively pointed in Dick's face
Steph: Dick, who in the family would you not let your child date.
Dick, immediately: [Y/N] cuz she's the reason New Jersey banned nunchucks, of all things
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Steph: Jason who in the family would you not let your child date?
Jason, without missing a beat: [Y/n] because she called going to an unexplored island a "light field exercise"
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Steph: Timberly, who in the fam would you not let your child date?
Tim: after some thought: Oh 100% [Y/N]
Steph: Why?
Tim, with an offended expression: Because she called me "middle class" as an insult, I AM RICH THO-
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Steph: Duke who in the family would you not let your child date?
Duke: [Y/N] because she uses throwing knives as bookmarks, they were diamond-encrusted too. She and Damian have a lot more in common than you think...
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Steph: Dames, who in our family would you not let your child date?
Damian, not looking up from his book: Ukthi because she's unhinged.
Steph: Elaborate?
Damian: I saw her sword fighting a mirror as she felt disrespected. My child deserves the utmost love and not nightly visits to Arkham Asylum.
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Steph: Cass Cass! Who in the gang would you not let your child date?
Cass: [Y/N], dangerous, seductive, wore Prada to bust drug cartel.
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Steph, entering Bruce's study: Yo Brucifer, who in the manor would you not let your child date?
Bruce: [Y/N], she may be my daughter but I don't want another lawsuit.
Steph: LMFAO WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT AGAIN
Bruce, rubbing temples: She took my jet to Milan because the boutiques were "calling her name"
Bruce: Also, out of all of my children, my baby girl is Selina's favourite, which is very telling, don't, under any circumstances, don't leave them together in a room.
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Steph: [Y/N], out of everyone in our family, who in the house would you not let your child date?
Y/N: None of those motherfuckers, they're all genetically predisposed to fumbling some of the baddest bitches alive.
Y/N: What'd the rest of 'em say?
Steph: Oh you don't wanna know
Y/N: I mean, for Dad it's kinda warranted, I told him "GYAT" meant "Get Your Act Together" and he yelled it at the Titans plus Jon and they all doubled over laughing and he grounded me :\, but did they actually say me?
Y/N: I genuinely bet those hoes dragged my ass, they picked ME didn't they? YOU KNOW WHAT-
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Hope you all enjoyed this! Likes, comments, reblogs and requests are highly appreciated! Requests are open!
Sources !-
Blue lines - @cursed-carmine Bat dividers - @sister-lucifer Batfam Header - Pinterest (Robin #6)
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Property of suigenerisisadiva, do not repost my work pls & ty
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frappegoddess · 19 days ago
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"Who in the house would you not let your child date?" - Feat Batsis!Reader <3
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Pairing: Batfam/Batboys x Batsis!reader Content: Swearing, use of Y/N, my first crackfic lolol, I believe 'ukhti' means sister!
For my pookie <3 : @inejinn (Sorry If I didn't fulfil your idea the way you imagined </3)
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Rapid shuffling of feet ... Camera aggressively pointed in Dick's face
Steph: Dick, who in the family would you not let your child date.
Dick, immediately: [Y/N] cuz she's the reason New Jersey banned nunchucks, of all things
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Steph: Jason who in the family would you not let your child date?
Jason, without missing a beat: [Y/n] because she called going to an unexplored island a "light field exercise"
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Steph: Timberly, who in the fam would you not let your child date?
Tim: after some thought: Oh 100% [Y/N]
Steph: Why?
Tim, with an offended expression: Because she called me "middle class" as an insult, I AM RICH THO-
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Steph: Duke who in the family would you not let your child date?
Duke: [Y/N] because she uses throwing knives as bookmarks, they were diamond-encrusted too. She and Damian have a lot more in common than you think...
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Steph: Dames, who in our family would you not let your child date?
Damian, not looking up from his book: Ukthi because she's unhinged.
Steph: Elaborate?
Damian: I saw her sword fighting a mirror as she felt disrespected. My child deserves the utmost love and not nightly visits to Arkham Asylum.
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Steph: Cass Cass! Who in the gang would you not let your child date?
Cass: [Y/N], dangerous, seductive, wore Prada to bust drug cartel.
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Steph, entering Bruce's study: Yo Brucifer, who in the manor would you not let your child date?
Bruce: [Y/N], she may be my daughter but I don't want another lawsuit.
Steph: LMFAO WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT AGAIN
Bruce, rubbing temples: She took my jet to Milan because the boutiques were "calling her name"
Bruce: Also, out of all of my children, my baby girl is Selina's favourite, which is very telling, don't, under any circumstances, don't leave them together in a room.
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Steph: [Y/N], out of everyone in our family, who in the house would you not let your child date?
Y/N: None of those motherfuckers, they're all genetically predisposed to fumbling some of the baddest bitches alive.
Y/N: What'd the rest of 'em say?
Steph: Oh you don't wanna know
Y/N: I genuinely bet those hoes dragged my ass, they picked ME didn't they? YOU KNOW WHAT-
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Hope you all enjoyed this! Likes, comments, reblogs and requests are highly appreciated! Requests are open!
Sources !-
Blue lines - @cursed-carmine Bat dividers - @sister-lucifer Batfam Header - Pinterest (Robin #6)
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Property of suigenerisisadiva, do not repost my work pls & ty
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frappegoddess · 25 days ago
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guys guys guys do you see how slay my blog is now omg im crying bc its so pretty id like to thank chat gpt showing me how to make it aesthetic and the blogs credited where i got my dividers and icons from
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frappegoddess · 26 days ago
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Welcome to my blog!
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✦ ABOUT ME ✦ - k10 - Aussie - Tai Pham + Batfam lover <3 space-born & softly glowing
green light, quiet orbit ✦ a story powered by will ✦
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Sources -
PFP - Pinterest
Icons & Green Divider - @pfpanimes (love them so much)
Error code divider - @bernardsbendystraws (Blog is so slay)
Saturn Green Space Divider - @strangergraphics-archive (Same w this one)
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frappegoddess · 2 months ago
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Hey Everyone I'm not dead sorry for not posting for like 6 months :p
My blog is gonna go under some plastic surgery because I've realised that I tweak when I look at it and I change my pfp wayyyy too much to be able to create an intro page
So I'm planning on doing a series of polls to see what is the most slay and aesthetically pleasing 🥲
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frappegoddess · 9 months ago
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Could someone please tell me why Jason and Tim aren't in the DCAMU at ALL?
I understand that in the movies The Son of Batman & Batman VS Robin, Tim isn't featured primarily because the relationship he's always had with Damian is really off and antagonistic, which is essentially what he had with Dick in the beginning and they didn't want Tim in it cuz of redundancy.
Ik they most likely didn't put Jason in cuz his relationship with Bruce needs a whole other movie let's be so fr rn, and they can't juggle all these things.
It's just the fact that they had sooo much potential with Jason and Tim, and across the entire DCAMU they aren't even referenced once, not even once, is crazy to me. (This is from the research that I have done, and from majority of the DCAMU movies I have watched, feel free to correct me if I am wrong.)
It's the same thing with Stephanie, Cass and Duke, tho those three are a lil different, especially considering Duke made his debut in 2013, when Son of Batman was released in 2014.
But I feel like Batman's relationships with his Robins, past and present, is what makes Bruce Wayne a better man.
I am fully aware of Red Robin and Red Hood being present in Batman: Death in the Family, but I believe they are under DCAU and not DCAMU, it's just DC took an L screwing over Jason and Tim.
Somebody please give me their opinion on this, comment or reblog I do not care, Reddit has been lacking these days 💔
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frappegoddess · 9 months ago
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Damian is so small 😭🤚
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frappegoddess · 9 months ago
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Bruce is sulky the next Justice League meeting because he's injured with a broken arm and leg, but the thing is, the JL members don't know how it happened.
They all make up crazy theories that he got into an insane fight with a war deity from outer space, their proteges claim he fought the women of Themyscira all at once, and Jon goes as far as saying he took Titus away from Damian. (Wild right)
Everybody gave up asking the batkids cuz they've all been sworn to secrecy, but everyone can't help but notice how they crack up when their father figures injury is mentioned.
Turns out, Red Hood replaced Batman's grappling hook with a slinky.
The Batman™ slinked off a building.
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frappegoddess · 9 months ago
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Thanks for 100 followers everybody!
I'm so glad there's people out there willing to hear me yap 24/7 ♥️
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frappegoddess · 10 months ago
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Damian dyed Tim's hair Joker green and spray painted his suit because he called Jerry the Turkey annoying, so as revenge Tim threatened to cook Jerry, and left a pile of feathers and a perfectly golden brown Turkey on the counter in the kitchen. Because there's no other way to get back at your lil brother than emotionally manipulating him into thinking you tried to eat his pet.
Safe to say, Alfred and Bruce were not impressed, and the only way they got Tim to apologise to Damian was through Jason saying "Crazy you have beef with a twelve year old."
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frappegoddess · 11 months ago
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Things said in Wayne Manor (+Batcave) hourly
- "I understand your annoyed, but threatening to eat Jeremy the Turkey was not an appropriate reaction"
- "If Alfred asks me one more time about my grades, I’m making him a robot butler."
- "Say one more thing and I'll marry a green lantern, or worse, a Kent"
- "The best Robin goes first!!!"
- "Can someone tell Bruce that 'I'm busy' means 'not now' and not 'please come in with a new gadget?'"
- "Okay but you haven't died yet"
- "Can we try a new family tradition? Like, I dunno, not accidentally setting off the alarm system?"
- "I’m starting to think Bruce’s idea of a ‘fun family outing’ is just us going through his criminal database."
- "Damian you can't train Alfred the Cat to shit on Tim's Jordans"
- "I’m not saying Damian’s obsession with training is a problem, but can we not turn the living room into a martial arts dojo?"
- "B, if I have to see one more ‘motivational’ speech about justice, I’m going to start calling you my personal life coach."
- "Dick, could you please not turn the Batmobile into a TikTok prop?!"
- "The next person to steal the Batmobile is getting emailed it's insurance claims"
- "Tim stop using the bat computer to stalk influencers goddamnit"
- "The next time B decides to get creative with his Batsuits, somebody please remind him using neon green isn't a power move."
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frappegoddess · 11 months ago
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Damian gets invited onto a podcast after he drops several pieces of life advice from the background of Dick's tiktok live. The podcast then goes viral on YouTube shorts after he calls someone an animal and challenges then to a sword fight after they said extinct animals have no rights and incorrectly specified the date of which Van Gogh painted 'Starry night'.
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frappegoddess · 1 year ago
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Batfamily as Tiktokers but it gets progressively worse with each time they post:
Bruce, coerced by his PR intern and corporate underlings: Doing trendy tiktok dances at galas with his kids to appeal to the youth
Dick: Posting work out routines and complex aerobic pieces except theyre really just thirst traps.
Jason: Roast Gotham's criminals with me (Politicians with receding hairlines are featured too...)
Tim: Creating elaborate conspiracy theories upon the secret hideouts of Gotham's supervillains, all turn out to be true. + Bruce Wayne Batman theories
Steph: Accidentally starting trends and dance challenges while poorly attempting to sneak into Wayne Manor undetected.
Cass: Break my new ballet shoes with me + Only communicating through intricate expressive dance routines to confuse my millennial dad.
Damian: Why my dog is better than you + how to paint The Nightmare by Henry Fuseli, because the hooligans on the internet lack artistic competence.
Duke: A tiktok as to why my brother duck-taped me to a chair because he didn't want me to see what flavour kool aid he was making.
Babs: Crazy shit that only happens in Gotham - a 35 minute compilation.
Alfred: Day in the life of a butler for a billionaire I've raised since he was 8 + How to make sure your bruschetta doesn't go stale.
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frappegoddess · 1 year ago
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Tim and Damian sneak into Dick's apartment after patrol without him knowing.
They have a big fat fight because Damian called Tim a troglodyte after Tim wore his shoes in the house and tracked in dirt.
The fight ends with Damian hurling a baterang at Tim, who was standing in front of the TV, which then breaks and they don't have the courage to tell Dick because they know he'll snitch to Bruce, instead they steal a TV from Bruce's study.
The job unwillingly uniting the brothers for a short amount of time, they left thinking they were slick.
2 weeks later Dick is over at the Manor wondering why all that was on his TV was British Rom-Coms and animal planet (and a news channel that tracks Superman's every move. 👀👀👀)
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