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Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.

Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.

Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:

Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.

Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:

Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.

Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.

Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.

Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?

Roy: But Bruce said-

Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-

*cut to Jason fighting Batman*

Roy: So does this count, or…

Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?

Steph: Outsourcing.

Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*

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More in-universe memes cuz I have nothing better to do with my time

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With spider-verse just around the corner, I thought what better way to usher in June than with a May full of spider-prompts!

Feel free to join me this May! I’ll be following the #spidermonth2023 tag on instagram, twitter and here on tumblr! All spiders all welcome! 

Day 1–3: Swinging Into Action  Day 4–6: Origins  Day 7–9: Family  Day 10–12: Friendship / Romance  Day 13–15: Civilian Life  Day 16–18: Symbiote  Day 19–21: Villains  Day 22–24: Lunchbreak Day 25–27: Battle Damage  Day 28–30: Spidersona Day 31: Free Day! 

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The prompts for Batfamily Week 2023 are up!

These are all prompts that you suggested and voted on, we just organized them into categories for each day.

They are formatted into: TITLE Trope/AU | Theme | Quote

Feel free to use any or all of the prompts, you aren't restricted by the number of prompts you want to include or how you choose to include them. You can also pick and chose which days you feel like participating in. The only thing we ask if that you abide by the few rules of the event (available on our page) if you want us to reblog you.

If you want your fics, art, playlists, edits, etc to be reblogged, make sure to @ us or tag #batfamilyweek2023 so that we can see it!

We will be reblogging works even after April 1st if you have any late submissions.

If you have any questions, feel free to message us, send an ask, or join our Discord server!

If you cannot see the image, the prompts are listed below:

March 26th: Family 101 Accidental Baby Acquisition | Parenthood | “I wanted to be like you…”

March 27th: Unconditional Love Platonic Soulmates | Sick Day | “Please… stay, don’t go.”

March 28th: Something To Die For Undercover | Presumed Dead | “Where were you? I needed you and you weren’t there!”

March 29th: Oh, To Be Young Again Deaging | Miscommunication | "I just crashed the Batmobile!"

March 30th: King’s Guard Fantasy AU | Friendship/Team Bonding | “There’s more of you?!”

March 31st: Freaky Friday Body Swap | Hugs | "You owe me big time."

April 1st: Time and Time Again Time Travel | Reunions | “In theory, it was a good plan.”

We can't wait to see everything that you guys create!

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Ships

If it’s not canon, at least there’s always fanfic.

Byler Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things

Steddie Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson, Stranger Things

Destiel -2 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Blackbonnet Blackbeard & Stede Bonnet, Our Flag Means Death

Ronance Robin Buckley & Nancy Wheeler, Stranger Things

Buddie +2 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Lumity -5 Luz Noceda & Amity Blight, The Owl House

Nandermo Nandor the Relentless & Guillermo de la Cruz, What We Do In The Shadows

Geraskier +11 Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher

Piltover’s Finest Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane

Hannigram -1 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

Supercorp -5 Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl

Ladynoir +10 Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Huntlow Hunter & Willow Park, The Owl House

Adrienette +15 Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Bakudeku -12 Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku no Hero Academia

Wangxian -3 Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi

Ineffable Husbands +8 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Symbrock +12 Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock, the Marvel universe

Dreamling Dream of the Endless & Hob Gadling, The Sandman

Daemon x Rhaenyra Daemon Targaryen & Rhaenyra Targaryen, House of the Dragon

Marichat +11 Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Tomgreg Tom Wambsgans & Greg Hirsch, Succession

Wolfstar -3 Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe

Patpran Pat & Pran, Bad Buddy

Jayvik Jayce & Viktor, Arcane

Kathony Kate Sharma & Anthony Bridgerton, Bridgerton

Raeda +49 Raine Whispers & Eda Clawthorne, The Owl House

Merthur +7 Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin

Stucky -19 Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe

Harringrove +37 Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things

Lumax Lucas Sinclair & Max Mayfield, Stranger Things

Narumitsu +9 Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth, Ace Attorney

Drarry -12 Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe

Imodna Imogen Temult & Laudna, Critical Role

Jonmartin -18 Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood, The Magnus Archives

Twiyor Loid Forger & Yor Forger, SPY x FAMILY

Catradora -29 Catra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Elmax Eleven & Max Mayfield, Stranger Things

Hualian +15 Hua Cheng & Xie Lian, Tian Guan Ci Fu

Percabeth +19 Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, the Percy Jackson universe

Cockles -15 Misha Collins & Jensen Ackles, actors

Jegulus James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe

Superbat Superman & Batman, the DC Universe

Villaneve Villanelle & Eve Polastri, Killing Eve

Nick x Charlie Nick Nelson & Charlie Spring, Heartstopper

Solangelo -6 Will Solace & Nico di Angelo, the Percy Jackson universe

Dreamnotfound -43 Dreamwastaken & GeorgeNotFound, streamers

Satosugu +41 Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen

Thasmin Thirteenth Doctor & Yasmin Khan, Doctor Who

Drukkari Druig & Makkari, Eternals

Sasunaru +26 Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto, Naruto

Suselle Susie & Noelle, Deltarune

Eddissy Eddie Munson & Chrissy Cunningham, Stranger Things

Sterek -11 Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf

Tarlos -18 TK Strand & Carlos Reyes, 9-1-1: Lone Star

Spirk +14 Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek

Fexi Fez & Lexi Howard, Euphoria

Jopper Joyce Byers & Jim Hopper, Stranger Things

Jikook -45 Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook, BTS

Chenford +38 Lucy Chen & Tim Bradford, The Rookie

Sambucky -59 Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe

Zukka -47 Zuko & Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Obikin +36 Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker, the Star Wars universe

Ladrien +28 Ladybug & Adrien Agreste, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Dinluke -42 Din Djarin & Luke Skywalker, The Star Wars universe

Bumbleby -50 Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY

Shadowgast -33 Caleb Widogast & Essek Thelyss, Critical Role

Sonadow Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog

MileApo Mile Phakphum & Apo Nattawin, Actors

Klance -32 Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender

Kanej -38 Kaz Brekker & Inej Ghafa, Shadow and Bone

Yennskier Yennefer of Vengerberg & Jaskier, The Witcher

Sashannarcy Sasha Waybright, Anne Boonchuy & Marcy Wu, Amphibia

Loustat Louis de Pointe du Lac & Lestat de Lioncourt, Interview with the Vampire

Batcat Batman & Catwoman, The Batman

Codywan +7 Commander Cody & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Jancy Jonathan Byers & Nancy Wheeler, Stranger Things

Kiribaku -54 Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku No Hero Academia

Harlivy -11 Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy, the DC Universe

Kinn x Porsche Kinn Theerapanyakul & Porsche Kittisawasd, KinnPorsche

Soukoku Nakahara Chuuya & Dazai Osamu, Bungou Stray Dogs

Jargyle Argyle & Jonathan Byers, Stranger Things

Korrasami -52 Korra & Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra

Stolitz Stolas & Blitzo, Helluva Boss

Damianya Damian Desmond & Anya Forger, SPY x FAMILY

Spideypool Spider-Man & Deadpool, the Marvel universe

Dramione -43 Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger, the Harry Potter universe

Zutara -61 Zuko & Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Mileven Mike Wheeler & Eleven, Stranger Things

Marcanne Marcy Wu & Anne Boonchuy, Amphibia

Zelink -55 Zelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda

Sasharcy Sasha Waybright & Marcy Wu, Amphibia

Griddlehark Gideon Nav & Harrowhark Nonagesimus, The Locked Tomb series

Tomdaya Tom Holland & Zendaya, actors

Johnlock -45 John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock

Jily -9 James Potter & Lily Evans, the Harry Potter series

Calliette Calliope Burns & Juliette Fairmont, First Kill

Malex -19 Michael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico 

Serirei Serizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.

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i like the idea that bruce just shows up to league meetings with his birds with absolutely no explanation offered

i mean this man frequently stalks his coworkers and knows everything that's happening in their personal lives and i think he'd forget that HE is the weird one for doing it and not everybody automatically knows when he's acquired a new child

so he just shows up at the watchtower with a new bird and literally says nothing about it . just sits at his chair with the latest robin standing next to him and literally doesn't acknowledge that anything is different and it gets even more confusing when they change their costumes and names 😭

like

20-something bruce: and containing this may be a matter of-flash did you have a question

barry: uh. yeah. sorry, what is that?

20-something bruce: (glancing at 9 yr old dick who has been next to him for 45 minutes) that's robin. obviously. as i was saying,

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early 30s bruce, who hasn't shown up with a robin for a few years, entering with a nightwing and a jason todd robin:

barry:

diana:

hal:

j'onn:

bruce: what.

hal:

hal: do you like clone them or

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mid 30s bruce, quietly talking with a clearly-not-sixteen-years-old robin in the corner after being without one for two years:

hal:

diana:

barry:

j'onn:

clark:

bruce:

tim:

bruce: this one followed me

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late 30s bruce zeta-beaming in with a nightwing, a slightly older robin, and an absolutely BUILT man in a red hood:

barry: did you hire a bodyguard

bruce: no.

barry: whos mr red over there

bruce: you don't remember my second one???

barry:

hal:

diana:

j'onn:

clark:

barry: did. did that one not die

jason: got better

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later 30s bruce, quietly showing around a blonde robin:

hal:

bruce: don't ask.

hal: i didn't say anything

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40 yr old bruce, making intense, unbroken eye contact with a black shadow:

clark, leaning over to talk to tim: what are they doing

tim, not looking up from his fancy ipad: do i look like i know that

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red robin popping in unnanounced in the middle of a league meeting: batman is alive.

barry: who the FUCK are you???

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batman, some minutes later, trailed by what is CLEARLY a new robin: did red robin happen to pass through here????

barry: i have several questions

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no-longer-lost-in-the-time-stream bruce, talking to batgirl, black bat, and the signal:

hal: did you get three more.

bruce: no. just one.

hal: i shouldn't have asked, my bad

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mid 40s bruce wayne, stepping out of the zeta tube: sorry i'm late

diana: not to worry. let's get start-

bruce: i have a few more coming behind me

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

jason: hi

cass: 👋

diana:

diana: ok should we st-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

dick, holding damian like a scowling, sopping wet cat: bruce he's not feeling polite today

damian: HISSS

bruce: okay does he need to go back?

dick: he said he's fine but hes just not feeling polite

diana:

diana: is that the las-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

steph: b i need a hair tie

diana:

diana: so can-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

duke: b did i miss rolecall

diana: no, signal, you did not. let's-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

tim: b alf is mad at you

bruce: why

hal: it's like a fucking clown car

steph: you didn't eat breakfast

tim: you didn't eat breakfast either

steph: shut.

damian: HISSSS

jason: wing. if you do not keep that brat quiet-

dick: hes a BABY!!!!!

duke: you didn't eat breakfast either, timothy

jason: hes a BITCH!!!!!

tim: who the fuck told you????

cass: :)

hal: (storming off, in tears), YOU HAVE TOO MANY CHILDREN.

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The Portrait

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ur telling me batman (a hero whose power is like 65% fear 35% money) has a villain who is all about weaponizing fear and he’s not the main villain? ur telling me batman (man with a secret identity so strong that there are questions of who the real person is at the end of the day and whose entire creed is about stopping One Bad Day™️) has a villain who is his childhood friend that has physically separated his dual violent-nonviolent nature and is all about duality and chance and he’s not the main villain? ur telling me batman (man with strong ideas about the Right Way to stop crime and who emerged from the destruction of his own family structure) has a villain who is his undead son/former sidekick who he couldn’t save and now disagrees with the way to address crime in gotham and he’s not the main villain? ur shitting me about this clown guy right

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I Drew robins as relatable Spider-Man panels enjoy

Bonus JL and Wally:

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Robin, explaining that despite the fact they’ve never met he’s sure that Bernards boyfriend would never be mad at him, loves him and is probably sorry for all the dates he might have canceled on:

Bernard, who jokingly asked “do you think my boyfriend will me mad at me for stealing his leftovers”:

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Batfam as John Mulaney Quotes (cause these things will never die)

Bruce, after having so many kids:

Dick, telling Bruce what happened when he went to the bank:

When the batcomms keep cutting out:

Bruce:

Batkids, @ Bruce:

When the Batkids are getting repremanded, that one on probation:

The Robins, children who were raised in Gotham and given this talk hundreds of times:

Bruce, in his teens and 20s:

Dick, when Tim first said Batman was Bruce and Dick was Robin/Nightwing:

Gothamites every time a villain does anything around them:

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so the sciderman fics are official canon to the ask-spiderpool universe? just asking for clarification. (Also Boys Night hurt so bad)

Oh yep! Well, most of them. In chronological order:

Boys Night actually dealt me psychic damage to write. It's my favourite bit of writing I've ever done. I love it so much. It's also required reading if you want to know all about Peter's history with Harry. They were roommates. (Oh my god, they were roommates.)

It Came From Outer-Space! is a bunch of little episodes from the Black Suit phase of Peter's life - his lowest point. Just after the events of Boys Night - he's broken up with Gwen, Harry left, he's living alone for the first time in his life. Oh, and he bonds with some alien goo. Sexy, sexy alien goo.

Soft Serve (NSFW), Nobody Does It Better (NSFW) & You Make Me Feel (NSFW) are little explorations of Nate and Wade's relationship, prior to Peter and Wade becoming roomies.

The Other Woman - Bob and Wade were sort of a thing. (NSFW)

Full Of It - A little dive into Shiklah and Wade's nuptial bed. (NSFW)

#NoPlaceLikeHome – Wade and Peter's first night together after Civil War. D.IY, Marvel's Finest, So Fine You Blow My Mind, Menace, That's a Mouthful, A(d)dress & Amazing Fantasy all happened. Wade and Peter got very busy exploring each others bodies. Love that for them. (NSFW)

Seeing Red - required reading! Honestly, writing this one is what made me fall head-over-heels in love with this blog again after the hiatus. Finally diving deep into Peter Parker's head, and his anger issues.

Tights - Also required reading! Exploration of Wade's idol worship over one spider-themed hero.

New Years in Mid-April is a doozy. Wade and Peter are in a very unhealthy state, so – be prepared for this one.

Truth, Anita and Couch Pepperoni (NSFW) all nebulously happen somewhere in the future of ask-spiderpool, somewhere. They're all very nice and warm.

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Is Wattpad worth it ?

(this post was made by a french girl who wants to improve her english by posting here, nice advice are always welcome).

Sooo as a long time fan of fanfiction (I started reading some of them in 2003 on skyrock -it's ok to not know what is it- and FF.net), I was always aware of wattpad. But, It didn't have a really good reputation. I also really didn't like what they were "selling" to young authors like "you too you can be rich thanks to a fanfic, but don't forget to change the name of the characters and put some smut ;) ".

I have a hard time with the website, especially now that I'm used to AO3 tags (I'm frustred that books are not tagged the same way so I end up reading fanfics insted of findings new books).

But lately I want to start writting somewhere where people interact with each other (I don't have tik tok and I stopped using twitter for my mental ealth). Is it fun to be on wattpad ? Do you often interact with writter or reader ?

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Digimon Cyber Sleuth ! (review ?)

(this post was made by a french girl who wants to improve her english by posting here, nice advice are always welcome).

I've always been a Pokémon fan, I've played most of the games and I never thaught about Digimon, even If I was obsessed with the anime (in it's horrible french translation) when I was under 10 (I'm 28 now T.T).

Jaden Animation made her video and I was like "Oh wait, there are video games about Digimon ?" (I thought It was just a toy thing, I don't know why).

I didn't do the same mistake as Jaden and started with Digimon Cyber Sleuth. First of all, I'm so glad it's on PC (steam) so I can watch my stream or be on discord at the same time ! I'm never motivated to turn on my switch or ps4 for some reason ^^'

The complet edition was 10€ so my broke ass was happy (I'm hopping my brother gift me the last pokémon for chrismas so he can complet the pokedex <o<)

I've only played 16h and I love it so much. I have a cold right now and I'm still at my desk paying even if everything hurts. But Digimon are weird. They have so many digivolution I can keep up @_@ also I'm sad there are no romance possible (the vn vibe was giving me hope...).

I don't know what to add... so here the digimon opening in french :