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Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.
Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.
Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:
Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.
Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:
Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.
Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.
Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.
Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?
Roy: But Bruce said-
Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-
*cut to Jason fighting Batman*
Roy: So does this count, or…
Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?
Steph: Outsourcing.
Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*
#batman#batkids#dick grayson#wally west#batfam#jason todd#roy harper#bruce wayne#tim drake#conner kent#timkon#stephcass#jayroy#birdflash#stephanie brown#cassandra cain
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More in-universe memes cuz I have nothing better to do with my time







#miraculous ladybug#mlb memes#mlb#mlb season 4#chat noir#ladynoir#ladybug#miraculous lb#miraculous season 4#mlb in universe memes#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir
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With spider-verse just around the corner, I thought what better way to usher in June than with a May full of spider-prompts!
Feel free to join me this May! I’ll be following the #spidermonth2023 tag on instagram, twitter and here on tumblr! All spiders all welcome!
Day 1–3: Swinging Into Action Day 4–6: Origins Day 7–9: Family Day 10–12: Friendship / Romance Day 13–15: Civilian Life Day 16–18: Symbiote Day 19–21: Villains Day 22–24: Lunchbreak Day 25–27: Battle Damage Day 28–30: Spidersona Day 31: Free Day!
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#stranger things#strangerthingsedit#tvstrangerthings#dailystrangerthings#jonathan byers#byaurore#steve harrington#eddie munson#joseph quinn
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The prompts for Batfamily Week 2023 are up!
These are all prompts that you suggested and voted on, we just organized them into categories for each day.
They are formatted into: TITLE Trope/AU | Theme | Quote
Feel free to use any or all of the prompts, you aren't restricted by the number of prompts you want to include or how you choose to include them. You can also pick and chose which days you feel like participating in. The only thing we ask if that you abide by the few rules of the event (available on our page) if you want us to reblog you.
If you want your fics, art, playlists, edits, etc to be reblogged, make sure to @ us or tag #batfamilyweek2023 so that we can see it!
We will be reblogging works even after April 1st if you have any late submissions.
If you have any questions, feel free to message us, send an ask, or join our Discord server!
If you cannot see the image, the prompts are listed below:
March 26th: Family 101 Accidental Baby Acquisition | Parenthood | “I wanted to be like you…”
March 27th: Unconditional Love Platonic Soulmates | Sick Day | “Please… stay, don’t go.”
March 28th: Something To Die For Undercover | Presumed Dead | “Where were you? I needed you and you weren’t there!”
March 29th: Oh, To Be Young Again Deaging | Miscommunication | "I just crashed the Batmobile!"
March 30th: King’s Guard Fantasy AU | Friendship/Team Bonding | “There’s more of you?!”
March 31st: Freaky Friday Body Swap | Hugs | "You owe me big time."
April 1st: Time and Time Again Time Travel | Reunions | “In theory, it was a good plan.”
We can't wait to see everything that you guys create!
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Ships
If it’s not canon, at least there’s always fanfic.
Byler Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things
Steddie Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson, Stranger Things
Destiel -2 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
Blackbonnet Blackbeard & Stede Bonnet, Our Flag Means Death
Ronance Robin Buckley & Nancy Wheeler, Stranger Things
Buddie +2 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1
Lumity -5 Luz Noceda & Amity Blight, The Owl House
Nandermo Nandor the Relentless & Guillermo de la Cruz, What We Do In The Shadows
Geraskier +11 Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher
Piltover’s Finest Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane
Hannigram -1 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
Supercorp -5 Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl
Ladynoir +10 Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Huntlow Hunter & Willow Park, The Owl House
Adrienette +15 Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Bakudeku -12 Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku no Hero Academia
Wangxian -3 Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
Ineffable Husbands +8 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
Symbrock +12 Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock, the Marvel universe
Dreamling Dream of the Endless & Hob Gadling, The Sandman
Daemon x Rhaenyra Daemon Targaryen & Rhaenyra Targaryen, House of the Dragon
Marichat +11 Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Tomgreg Tom Wambsgans & Greg Hirsch, Succession
Wolfstar -3 Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe
Patpran Pat & Pran, Bad Buddy
Jayvik Jayce & Viktor, Arcane
Kathony Kate Sharma & Anthony Bridgerton, Bridgerton
Raeda +49 Raine Whispers & Eda Clawthorne, The Owl House
Merthur +7 Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
Stucky -19 Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe
Harringrove +37 Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things
Lumax Lucas Sinclair & Max Mayfield, Stranger Things
Narumitsu +9 Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth, Ace Attorney
Drarry -12 Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe
Imodna Imogen Temult & Laudna, Critical Role
Jonmartin -18 Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood, The Magnus Archives
Twiyor Loid Forger & Yor Forger, SPY x FAMILY
Catradora -29 Catra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Elmax Eleven & Max Mayfield, Stranger Things
Hualian +15 Hua Cheng & Xie Lian, Tian Guan Ci Fu
Percabeth +19 Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, the Percy Jackson universe
Cockles -15 Misha Collins & Jensen Ackles, actors
Jegulus James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe
Superbat Superman & Batman, the DC Universe
Villaneve Villanelle & Eve Polastri, Killing Eve
Nick x Charlie Nick Nelson & Charlie Spring, Heartstopper
Solangelo -6 Will Solace & Nico di Angelo, the Percy Jackson universe
Dreamnotfound -43 Dreamwastaken & GeorgeNotFound, streamers
Satosugu +41 Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen
Thasmin Thirteenth Doctor & Yasmin Khan, Doctor Who
Drukkari Druig & Makkari, Eternals
Sasunaru +26 Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto, Naruto
Suselle Susie & Noelle, Deltarune
Eddissy Eddie Munson & Chrissy Cunningham, Stranger Things
Sterek -11 Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf
Tarlos -18 TK Strand & Carlos Reyes, 9-1-1: Lone Star
Spirk +14 Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek
Fexi Fez & Lexi Howard, Euphoria
Jopper Joyce Byers & Jim Hopper, Stranger Things
Jikook -45 Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook, BTS
Chenford +38 Lucy Chen & Tim Bradford, The Rookie
Sambucky -59 Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe
Zukka -47 Zuko & Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Obikin +36 Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker, the Star Wars universe
Ladrien +28 Ladybug & Adrien Agreste, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Dinluke -42 Din Djarin & Luke Skywalker, The Star Wars universe
Bumbleby -50 Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY
Shadowgast -33 Caleb Widogast & Essek Thelyss, Critical Role
Sonadow Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog
MileApo Mile Phakphum & Apo Nattawin, Actors
Klance -32 Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender
Kanej -38 Kaz Brekker & Inej Ghafa, Shadow and Bone
Yennskier Yennefer of Vengerberg & Jaskier, The Witcher
Sashannarcy Sasha Waybright, Anne Boonchuy & Marcy Wu, Amphibia
Loustat Louis de Pointe du Lac & Lestat de Lioncourt, Interview with the Vampire
Batcat Batman & Catwoman, The Batman
Codywan +7 Commander Cody & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Jancy Jonathan Byers & Nancy Wheeler, Stranger Things
Kiribaku -54 Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku No Hero Academia
Harlivy -11 Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy, the DC Universe
Kinn x Porsche Kinn Theerapanyakul & Porsche Kittisawasd, KinnPorsche
Soukoku Nakahara Chuuya & Dazai Osamu, Bungou Stray Dogs
Jargyle Argyle & Jonathan Byers, Stranger Things
Korrasami -52 Korra & Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra
Stolitz Stolas & Blitzo, Helluva Boss
Damianya Damian Desmond & Anya Forger, SPY x FAMILY
Spideypool Spider-Man & Deadpool, the Marvel universe
Dramione -43 Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger, the Harry Potter universe
Zutara -61 Zuko & Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Mileven Mike Wheeler & Eleven, Stranger Things
Marcanne Marcy Wu & Anne Boonchuy, Amphibia
Zelink -55 Zelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda
Sasharcy Sasha Waybright & Marcy Wu, Amphibia
Griddlehark Gideon Nav & Harrowhark Nonagesimus, The Locked Tomb series
Tomdaya Tom Holland & Zendaya, actors
Johnlock -45 John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
Jily -9 James Potter & Lily Evans, the Harry Potter series
Calliette Calliope Burns & Juliette Fairmont, First Kill
Malex -19 Michael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico
Serirei Serizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100
The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.
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i like the idea that bruce just shows up to league meetings with his birds with absolutely no explanation offered
i mean this man frequently stalks his coworkers and knows everything that's happening in their personal lives and i think he'd forget that HE is the weird one for doing it and not everybody automatically knows when he's acquired a new child
so he just shows up at the watchtower with a new bird and literally says nothing about it . just sits at his chair with the latest robin standing next to him and literally doesn't acknowledge that anything is different and it gets even more confusing when they change their costumes and names 😭
like
20-something bruce: and containing this may be a matter of-flash did you have a question
barry: uh. yeah. sorry, what is that?
20-something bruce: (glancing at 9 yr old dick who has been next to him for 45 minutes) that's robin. obviously. as i was saying,
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early 30s bruce, who hasn't shown up with a robin for a few years, entering with a nightwing and a jason todd robin:
barry:
diana:
hal:
j'onn:
bruce: what.
hal:
hal: do you like clone them or
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mid 30s bruce, quietly talking with a clearly-not-sixteen-years-old robin in the corner after being without one for two years:
hal:
diana:
barry:
j'onn:
clark:
bruce:
tim:
bruce: this one followed me
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late 30s bruce zeta-beaming in with a nightwing, a slightly older robin, and an absolutely BUILT man in a red hood:
barry: did you hire a bodyguard
bruce: no.
barry: whos mr red over there
bruce: you don't remember my second one???
barry:
hal:
diana:
j'onn:
clark:
barry: did. did that one not die
jason: got better
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later 30s bruce, quietly showing around a blonde robin:
hal:
bruce: don't ask.
hal: i didn't say anything
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40 yr old bruce, making intense, unbroken eye contact with a black shadow:
clark, leaning over to talk to tim: what are they doing
tim, not looking up from his fancy ipad: do i look like i know that
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red robin popping in unnanounced in the middle of a league meeting: batman is alive.
barry: who the FUCK are you???
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batman, some minutes later, trailed by what is CLEARLY a new robin: did red robin happen to pass through here????
barry: i have several questions
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no-longer-lost-in-the-time-stream bruce, talking to batgirl, black bat, and the signal:
hal: did you get three more.
bruce: no. just one.
hal: i shouldn't have asked, my bad
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mid 40s bruce wayne, stepping out of the zeta tube: sorry i'm late
diana: not to worry. let's get start-
bruce: i have a few more coming behind me
zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀
jason: hi
cass: 👋
diana:
diana: ok should we st-
zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀
dick, holding damian like a scowling, sopping wet cat: bruce he's not feeling polite today
damian: HISSS
bruce: okay does he need to go back?
dick: he said he's fine but hes just not feeling polite
diana:
diana: is that the las-
zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀
steph: b i need a hair tie
diana:
diana: so can-
zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀
duke: b did i miss rolecall
diana: no, signal, you did not. let's-
zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀
tim: b alf is mad at you
bruce: why
hal: it's like a fucking clown car
steph: you didn't eat breakfast
tim: you didn't eat breakfast either
steph: shut.
damian: HISSSS
jason: wing. if you do not keep that brat quiet-
dick: hes a BABY!!!!!
duke: you didn't eat breakfast either, timothy
jason: hes a BITCH!!!!!
tim: who the fuck told you????
cass: :)

hal: (storming off, in tears), YOU HAVE TOO MANY CHILDREN.
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ur telling me batman (a hero whose power is like 65% fear 35% money) has a villain who is all about weaponizing fear and he’s not the main villain? ur telling me batman (man with a secret identity so strong that there are questions of who the real person is at the end of the day and whose entire creed is about stopping One Bad Day™️) has a villain who is his childhood friend that has physically separated his dual violent-nonviolent nature and is all about duality and chance and he’s not the main villain? ur telling me batman (man with strong ideas about the Right Way to stop crime and who emerged from the destruction of his own family structure) has a villain who is his undead son/former sidekick who he couldn’t save and now disagrees with the way to address crime in gotham and he’s not the main villain? ur shitting me about this clown guy right
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I Drew robins as relatable Spider-Man panels enjoy





Bonus JL and Wally:


#dick grayson#nightwing#batfamily#dc comics#jason todd#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake#red hood#batfam#dc#damian wayne#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#dickposts
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Robin, explaining that despite the fact they’ve never met he’s sure that Bernards boyfriend would never be mad at him, loves him and is probably sorry for all the dates he might have canceled on:

Bernard, who jokingly asked “do you think my boyfriend will me mad at me for stealing his leftovers”:

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Batfam as John Mulaney Quotes (cause these things will never die)
Bruce, after having so many kids:
Dick, telling Bruce what happened when he went to the bank:
When the batcomms keep cutting out:
Bruce:
Batkids, @ Bruce:
When the Batkids are getting repremanded, that one on probation:
The Robins, children who were raised in Gotham and given this talk hundreds of times:
Bruce, in his teens and 20s:
Dick, when Tim first said Batman was Bruce and Dick was Robin/Nightwing:
Gothamites every time a villain does anything around them:
#john mulaney#batfam#john mulaney quotes#bat family#incorrect batfamily quotes#batkids#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batman
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so the sciderman fics are official canon to the ask-spiderpool universe? just asking for clarification. (Also Boys Night hurt so bad)
Oh yep! Well, most of them. In chronological order:
Boys Night actually dealt me psychic damage to write. It's my favourite bit of writing I've ever done. I love it so much. It's also required reading if you want to know all about Peter's history with Harry. They were roommates. (Oh my god, they were roommates.)
It Came From Outer-Space! is a bunch of little episodes from the Black Suit phase of Peter's life - his lowest point. Just after the events of Boys Night - he's broken up with Gwen, Harry left, he's living alone for the first time in his life. Oh, and he bonds with some alien goo. Sexy, sexy alien goo.
Soft Serve (NSFW), Nobody Does It Better (NSFW) & You Make Me Feel (NSFW) are little explorations of Nate and Wade's relationship, prior to Peter and Wade becoming roomies.
The Other Woman - Bob and Wade were sort of a thing. (NSFW)
Full Of It - A little dive into Shiklah and Wade's nuptial bed. (NSFW)
#NoPlaceLikeHome – Wade and Peter's first night together after Civil War. D.IY, Marvel's Finest, So Fine You Blow My Mind, Menace, That's a Mouthful, A(d)dress & Amazing Fantasy all happened. Wade and Peter got very busy exploring each others bodies. Love that for them. (NSFW)
Seeing Red - required reading! Honestly, writing this one is what made me fall head-over-heels in love with this blog again after the hiatus. Finally diving deep into Peter Parker's head, and his anger issues.
Tights - Also required reading! Exploration of Wade's idol worship over one spider-themed hero.
New Years in Mid-April is a doozy. Wade and Peter are in a very unhealthy state, so – be prepared for this one.
Truth, Anita and Couch Pepperoni (NSFW) all nebulously happen somewhere in the future of ask-spiderpool, somewhere. They're all very nice and warm.
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Is Wattpad worth it ?

(this post was made by a french girl who wants to improve her english by posting here, nice advice are always welcome).
Sooo as a long time fan of fanfiction (I started reading some of them in 2003 on skyrock -it's ok to not know what is it- and FF.net), I was always aware of wattpad. But, It didn't have a really good reputation. I also really didn't like what they were "selling" to young authors like "you too you can be rich thanks to a fanfic, but don't forget to change the name of the characters and put some smut ;) ".
I have a hard time with the website, especially now that I'm used to AO3 tags (I'm frustred that books are not tagged the same way so I end up reading fanfics insted of findings new books).
But lately I want to start writting somewhere where people interact with each other (I don't have tik tok and I stopped using twitter for my mental ealth). Is it fun to be on wattpad ? Do you often interact with writter or reader ?
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Digimon Cyber Sleuth ! (review ?)
(this post was made by a french girl who wants to improve her english by posting here, nice advice are always welcome).
I've always been a Pokémon fan, I've played most of the games and I never thaught about Digimon, even If I was obsessed with the anime (in it's horrible french translation) when I was under 10 (I'm 28 now T.T).
Jaden Animation made her video and I was like "Oh wait, there are video games about Digimon ?" (I thought It was just a toy thing, I don't know why).
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I didn't do the same mistake as Jaden and started with Digimon Cyber Sleuth. First of all, I'm so glad it's on PC (steam) so I can watch my stream or be on discord at the same time ! I'm never motivated to turn on my switch or ps4 for some reason ^^'

The complet edition was 10€ so my broke ass was happy (I'm hopping my brother gift me the last pokémon for chrismas so he can complet the pokedex <o<)

I've only played 16h and I love it so much. I have a cold right now and I'm still at my desk paying even if everything hurts. But Digimon are weird. They have so many digivolution I can keep up @_@ also I'm sad there are no romance possible (the vn vibe was giving me hope...).
I don't know what to add... so here the digimon opening in french :
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#digimon#digimon cyber sleuth#jaden animation#anime#video games#pokémon#review#générique#traduction française#childhood#Youtube
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