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I THOUGHT IT WAS A MEME

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Let's give Dick Grayson a round of applause for making the Flying Graysons, the FYLING Grayson

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What Damian would've been like if Bruce raised him.

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Sometimes I think about how if Damian comes to join the family, Bruce is like desensitized by everything he does because his other kids did it in the past so he's just..... calm.

Jumping off buildings without his line? Dick has done that over 100 times as Robin.

Threatening criminals? Jason.

Figuring out information and stalking people? Tim.

Purposely sabotaging equipment so Bruce is forced to take a break? Dick, Jason and Tim

Making sure he doesn't get a girlfriend because he doesn't want a step mom? Dick

Go missing for weeks and come back like nothing is wrong? Jason

Dating a kryptonian out of spite? Tim

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Dick: Do you think we're brothers in every universe?

Jason: Absolutely.

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We should talk about how Starfire would not wear these but she would DEVOUR them.

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Lady Shiva: We shouldn't let them get away with this

Cassandra: Your thinking what I'm thinking?

Lady Shiva: Yeah let's stab them

Cassandra: Give them a piece of our mind-

Lady Shiva:

Cassandra:

Lady Shiva: Yeah your thing

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Some people mention how if a Batkid typically a Robin calls out for Batman using the word "dad" you're cooked. However, have we at least considered the possibility that a criminal could actually die if a Robin calls out for their mom?

I mean mother-wise Selina is the best bet for all Robins and other batkids. However, IF you're stupid enough to make someone like Damian Wayne cry for his mom. You're done for. You're dead and Batman would purposely not come to help you. Why? Cause good mom Talia doesn't play about her baby.

For example

Robin was running into a warehouse from one of Joker's goons since he couldn't fight due to his injuries.

"You can't run from me, boy wonder~" the goon said loudly while chuckling. The goon kicks Robin over the railing making him land on his side hard. Robin screamed in pain when he realized his arm was broken.

"al'umu!" Robin yelled crying. The goon hesitated since he had heard stories about a Robin calls dad but never any about a mom. A few minutes later the goon got shot in the head.

"Mother?" Robin asked confused not knowing his cry would make Talia come from the Himalayas in under 30 seconds.

"Hi, mommy's here baby," Talia said picking up Damian being careful of his arm.

"Would you like some snacks? I got your favorite Bonilla a la Vista. Or would you like to pet a pika?" Talia offered.

"Both," Robin said softly

"Of course, baby," Talia cooed as she held her son like a baby he pretends not to be

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Tim: Its my brother

Cass: Did he get me the stuff?

Tim: Yeah, he said he got the clown costume, the power drill and 12 gallons of fake blood

Cass: Wow where he get 12 gallons of fake blood?

Tim: ....... You wanted fake blood?

Cass:

Tim:

Tim: I'm gonna call my brother

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Does this make you want to see the new Superman?

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Roy: Yo can I get a sip of that water?

Jason: It's not water

Roy: Vodka! I like your style-

Jason: It's vinegar

Roy: Huh?

Jason: It's vinegar, pussy

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I swear no one can never make me like Mirage

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I made a post similar to this, but instead of limiting ya'll to the Batfamily, I'm gonna ask overall.

Who's your favorite DC character?

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Damian: You know what? Fuck you, Jason, you're no longer my brother

Jason: Fine

Damian: That means Grayson and Cain are no longer siblings

Jason: Wait what?

Damian: My mother and father are no longer your mother and father.

Jason: Wait, slow down

Damain: Selina is no longer your stepmother AND Alfred and Ra's are not your grandfathers!

Jason: So what I have to keep Tim?

Damian: Yeah, take him with you

Jason: Damn it

Tim: (sets his coffee down) I'M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Talia and Selina need to understand that simply kissing each other can solve ALL their boy problems

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Good mom Talia sounds like Gloria Pritchett to me

Talia: Damian, what the hell are you doing there?

Bruce: He wants to cancel his party because he missed his childhood

Talia: the party that I rescheduled 3 times, changed the restaurant twice so that the whole family can be together?!

Damian: (in the pool on a floatie) Please send my regrets. Now if I can have a little privacy....

Talia: Privacy?! hadha ma 'aftaqiduhu? Privacy?! fi hadha almanzil? (Walks away into the manor)

Bruce: Is that a skateboard down there?

Damian: The second thing that slipped right out from under me today.

Bruce: Okay, time to get out

Damian: First was my childhood

Bruce: I get it!

Talia: I am so sick of stubborn men! (Walks outside to the pool with a gun) You (points gun towards Bruce) Act like a little boy. He doesn't want to accept that he's wrong. (Turns towards Damian) And you act like an old man who doesn't want to be happy! That's it! (Shoots floatie)

Damian: You could've shot me!

Talia: Come on, Damian. I could've unbuttoned your shirt if I wanted to. Now come here, or sink! (waves gun) And I'm taking this with me in the car

Bruce: daena nadhhab

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Nyssa: Come help me

Bruce: Help your aunt

Talia: Why did you let her in?

Bruce: You have to talk to her. I really think she's here to apologize.

Talia; You don't know her like I do.

Nyssa: (pushes Damain in the van)

Damian: What are you doing?!

Talia: Great Bruce now she kidnapped Damian

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Kory: Dick and I have decided that if god forbid anything happens to us

Dick: Babe, we don't have to do this right now

Kory: No. We would like Bruce and Talia to be Mar'i's guardians

Dick: Kory

Kory: It's the right decision

Talia: That is great news! Mar'i when something horrible happens your going to be all mine (walks up to Mar'i)

Dick: It really is a if situtation

Talia: (Picks up Mar'i) All mine!

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Talia: (driving) Tell me the truth, Bruce. Did you put the key in my bag

Bruce: No

Talia: I won't be mad~

Bruce: .... in order to prove a point. I have-

Talia: I knew it! (hits Bruce)

Bruce: Ow, why did I get you such a big watch!

Talia: Why Bruce? What point do you have to prove?!

Bruce: I'm trying to teach you to be organized, your mind is scattered, Talia

Talia: Your mind is gonna be scattered, Damian hand me the gun!

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Batfamily headcannons

Bruce: He says "thats sad bro" whenever a justice league member has a problem that he's too busy to solve

Dick: Speaks 90s slang

Barbara: Uses voice changers on everyone's comms randomly

Jason: Whenever he hangs out with the outlaws, Starfire gives him her old purses because she convinced him it was a "man bag" (Till this day he doesn't know)

Tim: Whenever he hacks into someone's computer the Reb Robin slogan plays

Cassandra: She'll quote Mortal Kombat while fighting someone

Stephanie: Will trauma dump on a criminal while kicking their ass

Duke: Will make uncle jokes

Damian: Plays with Legos and practically lives at the Kent Farm with how often he visits (1/4 of his clothes are there)