the woke left has gone too far with this one
i saw this shein ass ad, thought of em, and now its 4 am and im just finishing this shitpost...
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Dog hybrid Soap x Cat hybrid Ghost x Rabbit(bunny) hybrid reader
Lil bit of angst, not anything serious
By time Soap and Ghost get together is when they finally meet you. You're a sweet little recruit, smarter than smart. You pick up new skills scarily fast - being a belgian hare.
They've claimed you when they first saw you, though you have no idea. Ghost makes sure you get easier missions, his way of protecting you. He also always makes sure one of the 141 will be with you on said mission. Soap trains you, though he trains most recruits, but he's far more attentive to you. He takes time to break down more bomb disarming methods and makes sure you have perfect form when fighting.
It really shouldn't have been a surprise when you got sent on your first dangerous mission. It was supposed to be easy, just an intel run. The danger was the fact that it was a bomb factory. You were chosen because of your very alert temperment, you would be able to hear any hostiles coming.
You weren't supposed to be in the main fight, being a recruit and all, you were supposed to be a guide. Someone to make sure they didn't run into any hostiles in the way.
But of course everything went wrong.
They only saw you being wheeled into medical, unconscious. There was blood all over you, yours and others. You had rushed into the fray to protect a teammate and caught a stray bullet.
Well, it ricocheted off of you and into the nearby storage of bombs.
Everyone just barely made it out. Everyone covered in burns.
In the end, they ended up visiting your room while you were asleep more than anyone did while you were awake. You were ok, mostly minor burns from someone else protecting you. A broken bone or two.
Ghost immediately goes into overdrive after you recover, putting in way more effort to make sure you don't get hurt like that again.
Soap puts in more time training you, being harsher with it. Can't you see they're just worried?
It isn't until they find you passed out on the couch in the rec room, the one for everyone, not the 141 one, that they take a moment. You were fast asleep, chin tucked against your chest and ears folded down out of the way.
You looked so small.
So, Ghost gently lifts you up into his arms as Soap gently rearranges your limbs into a more comfortable position. Ghost can't stop the soft purr that rumbles forth and it just makes you curl into him more.
Once they get you to your room, they take a moment. Soap tucked you in real tight, and Ghost makes sure you have everything you'll need for tomorrow(phone plugged in, shoes by the edge of your bed, clothes set out).
Sure, you'll wake up tomorrow, confused, but ironically, you'll miss the soft purr that goes by your door with footsteps.
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Taking the tiniest break from Bakugan because I need to yell to the roof tops.
I know the trailer dropped yesterday but I was too busy processing it to be here.
I DEVIL MAY DIED LOOK AT MY PLATONIC LONG DISTANCE BABY GIRL PRETTY PRINCESS
CRANK IT UP
I LOVE MY IMMORTAL ALBINO TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE IN DEMON MAN FORM!!! MY AROACE KING!
MY DARLING PRINCESS 🎉🎉🎉 KILL IT LIKE YOU DO FOR NERO AND VASH JOHNNY YOUNG BOSCH!!!
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Shout-out to the third guy to catcall me today for being my last straw and getting introduced to my attitude issue and smart mouth
Fuck you sir
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