#💬incorrect quotes💬

[flickycore]

Jonathan Crane: Why do you both like Halloween so much

Oliver and Misty Miranda: It's always Halloween in our souls

[zin-obsessive-diary]

Lee(discutiendo con Neji): Por favor Neji, ¡Solo una vez! Neji: ¡Ya te dije que no Lee! Tenten: Lee, ¿Estás molestando a Neji? Lee: ¡Solo le pedí que me dejara peinar su cabello! Tenten: Lee: Tenten: ...Neji- Neji: ¡Ni siquiera lo pienses!

[ireonic]

The characters in obey me will literally act like Simeon typing a small misspelling (like saying "quit" instead of "quite") makes his writing horrifically bad. Like the whole message becomes incomprehensible if he misspells a word.

If i typed???? Fuck. Half of my messages are already emojis I can imagine Lucifer looking at a text of mine like

"what in the everloving diavolo does meeting up at the council room have to do with ANY of these emojis??????"

[ena-incorrect-quotes]

Kerosene: Someone’s going to die.

Moridux: I hope you mean "of fun."

Kerosene: Well, it’ll be fun for me.

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#735 Eggies

Letting Malleus go to the farmers market alone...his first ever errand without you goes like-

Yuu: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Mal: Even better, my love~

Yuu: Mal, what did you do?

Malleus ushers in two little ducks who waddle toward his feet

Mal: I named them Gar and Goyle!

Mal: All the eggs we can eat!

Yuu: Mal...Those are baby ducks, not chicks-

Mal*Blinks as he holds gar and goyle in his hands now* Oh.

A baby goose waddles in last and huddles to bite the mallard's shoelace

Mal: Um...That's Ryan Gooseling

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[morialoe17]

After the mansion arc, KSE and BSH be like:

[thespiritssaidso]

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.💬🔫📱)

———

Gus: Do you have a reasonable explanation as to why you’re here right now?

Shawn: I thought I gave you a reasonable explanation already?

Gus: No, that was an explanation

Gus: its reasonableness still has yet to be determined

———

Juliet: And what do we do when someone hates us for no reason?

Lassiter: give them a reason

Juliet: no–

———

Shawn: *texting* pick a # between 1 - 100

Lassiter: *texting* 32

Shawn: I will not text you for 32 days

Lassiter: can I choose a different number

Shawn: sure

Lassiter: 100

[mazeofyeni]

💬. !!: ° ... INCORRECT QUOTES !! ‧ ₊˚

felix: i cut my finger

maya: i can kiss it so it'll get better

felix: that works?

maya: yeah my mum used to do it when i was little

*later*

felix: i need you to punch me in the mouth

seungmin: fucking finally

jeongin: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

*maya cracking her knuckles*

maya: manslaughter it is then

「 mayas' masterlist 𖹭 」

©️MAZEOFYENI

[residentialsinyomakai]

Yokai Watch Blog Masterpost!

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Hiya! 🍌💬💜So basically this post'll be for any kind of Yokai Watch related kinds of blogs! Inactive/semi-inactive stuff will be marked appropriately!! If I miss something or you have a blog you want added, feel free to let me know! In the same vein, also tell me if you want your blog removed, or to not be @ mentioned. I'll include short explanations next to some, or muses for ask blogs!! Anyways...

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Ask/Rp Blogs:

@ask-mr-movien - Mr Movien/Directator

@thatoneyellowthing - Ittan-Gomen/So-Sorree

@yomakai-chairman - McKraken

@squiddiliusmckraken - McKraken + Tensei!McKraken

@what-a-calamarity -McKraken again!

@yokaiwatchrp - All (to my knowledge)

@askbabblong - Babblong

@fifty-paws-in-a-trenchcoat - Nyans & occasional Komas

@yo-kai-zazel - Zazel, Enma, Ed Zoff, Azriel (OC)

@whispergallagher - Whisper Gallagher-Glass (AU)

@whispers-through-time - Whisper, various time periods

@chipped-buchinyan-ggrr - Buchinyan (She-Ra Crossover AU)

@katietheweirdgirlinclass - Fumika/Katie

@ask-the-watch-holders - Watchholders + partners (+ more!)

@he-knows-all - Hi No Shin/Hinozall || Inactive (?)

@yokaitm - Misc, Yokai and Watchholder

@thereallyrealghoulfather - Gogogo Godfather/The Ghoulfather

@madd-doctor - Dr. Maddiman

@egaroni - Leadoni Assistant to aformentioned!

@ushio-starbin-yurei - titular ocs of @/mika-chaos-bean ^u^

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Gimmick/Help:

@urf4v-izin-ykw - Get a tribe assigned to your fave!

@ykw-sexyman-polls - Rating yokai on a scale of 1-10 based on how much of a tumblr sexyman they are

@ykwrarepair - Rarepair request blog :0

@yokaiusaqr - QR codes

@yokaiwatchconfessions - Confession blog

@relatablepicturesofwhisboi - Whisper photos :)

@yokaisuggestion - "[blank]? It must be the work of a yokai!" (Inactive)

^^^ Translations, JP pronoun usage, and more from @Kaialone!

@allnyata-blog - Gifs from the show

@manjisubs - Fansubs (1)

@spectersubs - Fansubs (2)

@eve-chin-anime - Fansubs (3)

@shitty-yokai-watch-a-day - Poorly drawn yokai daily for a year (Sporadic/kinda over)

@yokai-watch-fashion - Fashion and outfits from the series :>

@daily-yokai - As it reads; occasional daily yokai art

@yokai-watch-taggers - Tagging Yokaiblr

@yokai-watch-incorrect-quotes - Incorrect quote blog (unsure of status as of current)

@youkai-watch-z-blog - Japanese medal/cataloguing

@ykw-and-pkm-poems - Namesake once more

@sparkleonwhisper

@yokaiwatchphotodumps

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Projects & Rewrites:

@yokaiwatchfadetowhite - Comic loosely based on first game of the series with interesting changes!!

(Could've swore there was more here....whoopsie doodles!!)

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That's what I've got for now :) See you some other time!! Happy watching the yokai or whatever they say in Springdale

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(Hiya! Edit Yōmakai from 18/4/25: sorry if you randomly get tagged! Js updating some things ;=u=)

[shyjusticewarrior]

how would jason interact with each sander side?

I've actually long thought that Jason would be a Virgil Sanders kinnie. I mean look at the material.

"But when you lo- care for someone, not much hurts more than their scorn

I also felt bad

In a different way

By bad I mean, well, mean

But I did what I thought that I had to

Which is bad too"

I've actually used him for a Red Hood Incorrect Quotes post

I think Jason would relate a bit to all the dark sides. He'd enjoy Remus's humor because Jason is basically an edgy 15 y/o boy inside. I think Janus would remind him of Harvey.

I think he'd encourage Patton to be less repressed and less of a people pleaser.

I don't have any ideas beyond that.

[flickycore]

Time for some Stories I've been making in my Spooky season

(💬Incorrect Quotes💬)

Hallow Crane, dressed as New Nightmare! Freddy Krueger: Happy Halloween! C'mon Meredith

Meredith Miranda, dressed as a zombified bridesmaid: Wait! We didn't get our treat.

Hallow: So…?

Meredith: So now, we must TRICK! [Meredith's face shows one glowing red eye and Hallow raises his bladed glove as they are about to kill someone]

Charlie is going through her sister's wardrobe, to find a costume out for her. She slides through a costume of a spider. "Hmm… no, too weird and she don't like those." She then slides through a zombified nurse, making her get creeped out "Eesh Too creepy for her." Then to a ladybug costume "Aw, cute... but it kind of ruins the vibes." Charlie slides a few till letting out a gasp "Aha, found it!"

"You found one for me?"

Her older sister nods her head, she shows Tango a costume of the Sanrio character Kuromi "Indeed I do sister! I seen you liked those stickers of that lil guy and the one with the pink rabbit ears."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Tango clapped her paws. Charlie then puts Tango into her Kuromi costume. Until a Southern voice calls her out. "Howdy there Charlie!"

"Just a sec cousin—HEY... YOU GUYS LOOK AMAZING!" The orange cat turns around and sees her cousins; Cole and Sally dressed in their own costumes with a look of amazement. "Thanks cus'."

Tango asked the two "Who are you guys dressed as?"

"Arthur Morgan from that popular cowboy game I liked." Cole tipped his cowboy hat, right as his sister Sally came by with a bottle of wine in her hand "Pasadena O'Possum!"

"Isn't she that one racer we met at that racing park?" Tango had a realisation to Sally's costume being a resemblance to one of their friends

(cw: fire, mentions of screaming, fear toxin)

Away from a hazard of people screaming and flames roaring across the streets. Scarecrow stares down at his youngest companions Oliver and Misty Miranda(who one is dressed as a zombified scientist and the other as a zombified patient). The twins' buckets are filled with loads of candy "Thanks for having these people give us the treats Scare Crane." Misty smiled to him. Her brother Oliver asked him "Did you plan a trick on them to make the people give us the treats?"

"Oh... I did, my subjects... we gave them quite the scare you see." Scarecrow admires on going to back on how much of his fear toxin he placed on a load of people.

Then going to a flashback of Scarecrow knocking on the door. "Yes...? I told them we don't have any—" The man then fell down, coughing when Scarecrow sprayed his face with his fear gas. The whole scenario keeps carrying on and on, and on—Infecting loads of people with his toxins, having them scream in paranoia, while he stands by the door, smirking at their endless screaming. "Go, my children... take what you want from them, and burn the rest...!" He replied to the twins, as he lets them roam around the place, he lets them take any candy from not their bowls... but any candy they like. The twins then destroy many of their property, then pour flammable liquids on the floor and lit their entire houses into flames.

For now... Scarecrow and the Miranda Twins all sit by on the rooftop, while watching the flames and the screams surrounding the entire town.

"You look absolutely cute in this Professor Crane!"

Jonathan was now dressed in a blood red coloured Christmas outfit with pumpkin designs all over it "Yes… indeed cute Mrs Quinzel." Harleen's mind was filling with excitement and joy around the holidays "Just wait till i can show this to lil Hallow your new festive outfit—"

Jonathan then placed a finger on Harleen's lips to hush her. "You don't want to go with that my dear. Hallow despises the holiday season and that leads him to well…"

Hallow is in his room, having a mental breakdown of Halloween season being over. Ray Nygma opens his door slightly "Hey Hallow… You know that Halloween is… over—"

"I KNOW, DAMMIT RAY! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HAVING AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT TO MYSELF!!!" Hallow is currently upset with rage, his red eyes glow brightly out of his anger. Ray, feeling intimidated by this immediately shuts the door to leave him alone

"Mered... Wh-why...?"

Hallow sees his trusted friend Meredith decorating all of his Halloween stuff into the festive theme, from then placing them onto his room.

Meredith sighed to him. "I know your upset about it, but ever since I kept the old Halloween stuff you threw out during your… recent anger… I had to do a makeover for your fear den..."

He looks around his newly Halloween festive room... his face now in awe. Hallow turns over to Meredith, gets closer till wrapping his arms on her "THANK YOU!"

(dividers owned by @kodaswrld)

[alastor-simp-page]

Welcome to My Writing Blog!

Welcome to my little corner on this hellsite! Here I can be free cringe romantic that enjoys writing dysfunctional complicated relationships. Do you like angst, ridiculousness and drama? Well, you've come to the right place!

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Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel, Gravity Falls, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Miraculous Ladybug Ships I Write: Charlastor, Huskerdust, Cherrimoth, Radioapple, Chaggie, Fiddauthor Writing Vibes: Drama, enemies-to-lovers, crack taken seriously, hurt/no comfort, angst. So much angst.

HAZBIN HOTEL FICS

Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes (Episodic)

Words: 2k+ | Chapters: 16/? | Rating: Mature

A chaotic, dialogue-only humor fic featuring memes, incorrect quotes, and romantic entanglements galore.

Ships: Charlie/Vaggie, Alastor/Charlie, Angel Dust/Husk, Alastor/Lucifer, Lucifer/Lilith, etc

Tags: Fluff, Angst, Comedy, Tumblr Humor, Implied Sex

The Soulmate Curse (WIP)

Words: 35k+ | Chapters: 8/? | Rating: Mature

Soulmates sound romantic—until it’s a curse. Alastor and Charlie spiral through emotional minefields, denial, and bad decisions.

Ships: Alastor/Charlie, Angel Dust/Husk, Charlie/Vaggie, Cherri Bomb/Vaggie, Niffty/Lucifer

Tags: Soulmate AU, Emotional Angst, Dysfunction, Complicated Relationships, Bad Parenting, Hurt/Comfort

You Always Lead (✅)

Words: 7k+ | Rating: Mature

Charlie promises Alastor power, pleasure, and devotion—but at what cost?

Tags: Soul Selling, Blood Kink, Power Dynamics

The Princess and the Cat (✅)

Words: 5k+ | Rating: Mature

A fairytale-flavored Princess and the Frog sort of crackfic featuring cursed cat Alastor, royal hijinks, and flirty fluff.

Tags: Humor, Fluff, Cursed Transformation, Fairy Tale AU (ish)

The Bottom of the Bottle Never Has Answers (✅)

Words: 4k+ | Rating: Mature

Alastor and Lucifer drink, bicker, and unravel.

Tags: Depression, Drinking, Emotional Baggage, Angst, Enemies with Benefit (sort of)

The Radio Demon Attempts to Make a Deal with the King of Hell (✅)

Words: 4k+ | Rating: Teen

Sharp tongues, bitter deals, and unspoken tension.

Tags: Demon Politics, Grumpy Old Men, Emotional Denial, Angst

The King of Hell Attempts to Comfort the Radio Demon (✅)

Words: 3k+ | Rating: Teen

Lucifer and Alastor are home alone and are left to find comfort in each other.

Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Pillow Talk.

Til Murder Do Us Part (Unpublished WIP)

Words: ? | Rating: Mature

Alastor and Charlie are plunged into a 1920s New Orleans AU. Charlie, a hopeful dreamer, in an oppressive world grapples with society while her cynical husbands slowly reveals that he’s more than just a pretty face.

Tags: Arranged Marriage, Complicated Relationships, Murder, Discrimination & Oppression

GRAVITY FALLS FICS

Tell Me I’m Crazy (WIP)

Words: 6k+ | Chapters: 2/? | Rating: Mature

A thief and a sheriff walk into a love story neither of them asked for.

Ships: Stan Pines/OC

Tags: Age Gap, Enemies to Lovers, Thief x Cop, Comedy, Slow Burn

Memory Wipe Log: #333 (✅)

Words: 924 | Rating: Mature

Fiddleford wants to forget but can't seem to shake these feelings.

Tags: Doomed Love, Lab Bros, Guilt, Hurt No Comfort

CROSSOVER FICS

Hi, this is my super little corner of weirdness.

You’re Acutie Though a Bit Obtuse, Right? (WIP)

Words: 9k+| Chapters: 2/? | Rating: Mature

Post-Weirdmageddon. Charlie meets Bill Cipher. Alastor hates it. So begins a beautiful disaster.

Ships: Bill Cipher/Charlie, Alastor/Charlie, Angel Dust/Husk, Bill Cipher/Ford Pines

Tags: Love Triangle, Chaos, Emotional Manipulation, Corruption, BAMF Charlie, Crack Taken Seriously

It's Always Sunny in Hell (Episodic)

A Hazbin Hotel x It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover episodic. Think of the Simpsons or sitcoms! Just silly situation that the gangs gets into!

💬 Drop comments, ask about upcoming chapters, or share your thoughts and theories! I love hearing from you!

🔄 Reblog if you want to spread the chaotic love.

🌟 Follow for more updates, AUs, and new fics. I’m always working on something new!

And, of course, thank you for reading! Your support means the world to me. 💖

[rosetyler42]

I found another late night (or in this case, day) thoughts @selfshipquotes and thought it fit Johnny really well since I implied earlier back on "Lobsters are mermaids for scorpions" that he also had them. It seemed like the kind of out of pocket but not really wrong thing he'd say.

@lovelylivelyv @deathfangirl9 @black-ak9 @heartsong1994 @hotelt-resurrection @speedygivermusic

Drericka @selfshipquotes incorrect quote:

Original quote:

[incorrect-strq-quotes]

All I'm saying is, if STRQ had some pokemon, Qrow would have an Absol

Absol-utely.

[cathrrrine]

HEADCANONS, INCORRECT QUOTES & TEXT IMAGINES

( 💭: incorrect quotes | 🎬: headcanons | 💬: text imagines )

Law & Order: SVU

💭: “you think he’s gonna notice?”

💭: “would you still love me if i was a worm?”

💭: “not much, you”

💭: “i was in the middle of proposing.”

💬: how they would react to “would you still love me if i was a worm?”

💬: worm text reactions part 2

💬: reactions to the “i miss being single” prank

X-Men

💭: “peace was never an option”

💭: charles being down bad for y/n

💭: “sucks to be you i guess”

💭: charles and the metal toothpicks

The Walking Dead

💭: “good morning, dixon!”

💭: anniversary gift ideas

🎬: obviously crushing on an oblivious daryl

💭: y/n’s sundress distracts rick

💭: “i didn’t know what else to say!”

Marvel

💭: “catch!”

💭: “wow thanks for loving us all equally”

💭: loki invites himself to your party

[luxthestrange]

KNY Incorrect quotes#145 He would-

The Married Life of Flame Hashira and Kakushi!Y/n after the big reveal...now Kyojuro can be unapologetically in love with you with others around-

Kyojuro: I wanted sweet potatoes!, But Y/n said we're having hamburgers!!!

Shinjuro*Jokingly, trying to be a better father* If Y/n jumped off a cliff, would you?

Camera zooms in as Kyojuro smiles, thinks for a while...

Shinjuro:... Son!

Kyojuro stutters as he tries to explain, coughing into a fist

Kyojuro:  I-I mean it depends!

Shinjuro: Don't jump off a cliff!

Kyojuro: Well, I wasn't planning on it!!!

Shinjuro: But if Y/n jumped you would?!

Camera zooms in as Kyojuro on a blank face again

Shinjuro: BOY!?!

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