#But it's James AND Sirius Potter

[startledstoat]

Imagine if Harry and Ginny had twins but the second one was unexpected so after they're born everyone is all like "how's little James Sirius Potter?"

And Harry and Ginny are like "actually it's James AND Sirius Potter"

And there's like an army of Weasleys plus Hermione and like McGonagall and Andromeda and etc who are all collectively like

"oh no."

"fuck"

"I'm moving to another country"

"sounds like I'll be retiring in 11 years"

6-7 year old Teddy is fuckimg e c s t a t i c

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[nnarellia]

[aphrcdites]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

[thatboisus]

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

[er3mo]

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[natti-ice]

18+ mdni

Me: “fuck, I need his cock”

Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*

[rosieandthethorns]

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Because almost everybody is doing this:

if this gets 100 notes, I’ll finally clean my room

if this gets 200 notes, I'll go on a long walk

if this gets 300 notes, I’ll post a picture of something artsy I made and proud of

if this gets 400 notes, I'll make marauders fanart ( I have been scared to do this to not dishonor them with my sucky skills)

if this gets 500 notes, I’ll post a link to one of my marauders era inspired playlists

if this gets 1000 notes, ill try to make sure I drink enough water (for at least a week, let’s not aim too high)

if this gets 5000 notes, within a month, ill try coming out to my best friend

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

[startledstoat]

I hc that Harry and Ginny had four kids after teddy which were Twins named James Arthur and Sirius Frederick (bc Sirius Fred doesn't sound right but Fred probably would've thought Frederick was hilarious anyway), Albus being named Colin Neville instead, and Lily being Ruby Luna instead (nothing against Lily though)

And anyhow I have this so ingrained in my mind that I forget it's not Canon and anytime I hear something about "albus severus" I gotta take a second and process my disappointment in Harry before I continue on

Also people that don't think teddy was like a son to them and an older brother figure and had his own room that he spent half his time there and the other half with Andy are fake ass bitches

[mentallyadinonugget]

[lookingforsneha]

The difference between the Black brothers is Sirius gets on his tiptoes to kiss Remus.

Regulus pulls James down by his collar of his shirt to kiss him.

[not-rab]

James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

[thatboisus]

maybe i was born to read fanfic and obsess over fictional men idk