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!Unpaid Casting Call!
Another addition to the rpgmaker (comedy) horror genre will be Fool Course Meal! Clowns, shapes, bugs, maybe a bit of intrigue(?). Come throw your voice at a solo dev participating in a game jam (please).
Originally posted on other sites 2 days ago, one of the actors says that they might need to leave so while the other characters are due Febuary 15th, King Bloodmoon is due Febuary 17th! EDIT: Here is the link!
#casting call#rpgmaker#rpg maker#Fool Course Meal#voice actor#indiedev#indiegamedev#indie game#indie development#game development#gamedev#my art
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miiiiight have spent my entire weekend watching Skeleton Crew for the first time and Andor for the third time, and eating homemade ronto wraps and way too much ice cream
#zero regrets tbh#2025 mood#Star Wars#Skeleton Crew#Andor#fandom life#I went into SC with the lowest of low expectations and really enjoyed it!#very much 'Goonies but make it Star Wars'#but I ended up loving all the characters and the plot was fun and the sets and CG were great#it didn't have nearly as heavy of a Stranger Things influence I was expecting#and the only 'pause the plot for a heartfelt moralistic message' was about a disabled girl accepting her limitations??#and then her friends loving her and supporting her anyway???#honestly better female characters than Goonies or ET or the first season of Stranger Things too#all around a lovely show. definitely recommend it#and Andor continues to be beautiful and moving and important even on a third rewatch#and now I am psyched for s2#of course the PLAN had been to watch one ep of SC every evening and then one ep of Andor every evening after finishing SC#which when we talked it out about a week ago would have had us finishing Andor right as s2 starts on the 22nd#but NOPE. went for the marathon weekend instead lol#also the thing about our ronto wraps recipe is that it makes like 8+ servings#even split between me and Jack that's four meals#so it's easy to go 'I'm feeling kinda hungry how about you? we could make rontos and watch another ep??'#and suddenly its Sunday evening and you've watched ~14 hours of Star Wars shows and had two lunches and two dinners of ronto wraps#no excuse whatsoever for the ice cream other than that the grocery store was having a stupid good sale on Tillamook gallons#'we'd be fools not to get two!' Jack said#and anyway Tillamook Mudslide ice cream is the best food ever invented#life is too short to deny myself Tillamook ice cream tbh#tagtalking#this is my real life
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As much as I dunk on automan I actually started watching it after April fools this year to stave off Uni Assignment Delirium after I finally found it with english audio and its so bad it's good. The gay subtext isn't even subtext, to me it's text. I'm aroace and oblivious as all hell and even I couldn't miss it. I literally cannot read Walter having a bunch of pictures of attractive guys and then using those to create automan as anything but. There's an episode where automan wears full motorcycle leather. The parts where Walter wears automan as a suit. The MULTIPLE scenes where automan flirts with machines at both the casino and the computer convention. The. The stripping scene.
Like Tron has its queer moments but automan is that overclocked to hell and back and cranked the silly dial up.
He's friends with pac man. His weakness is the strain on the energy grid from everyone turning on their toasters at the same time in the morning.
My favourite scene off the top of my head was when automan asked an elevator to just take someone he beat up, up and down all of the floors for a few hours.
#I STILL HAVENT FINISHED IT YET as my brain started to melt after 8 hours of automan in one sitting#i am INCREDIBLY biased towards it as im clambering for scraps of hardware stuff in the software movie and automan is a 5 course meal#i'm going to have to prepare for april fools early this year arent i?#automan#not tron#or tron adjacent i guess#LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT ITS 2AM AAAAAAAA#this was certainly a spectacular adhd derailment from perusing device settings#*3AM D:
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DON’T BE FOOLED BY THE PINK



PAIRING: PopularBF!Satoru X Meangirl!reader
SUMMARY!! Y/N is the undisputed queen of the school — captain of the cheerleading team, untouchable, and fiercely protective of her spot at the top. Then she shows up: the quiet new girl, sister to one of Satoru’s closest friends, and instantly wrapped in the basketball captain’s attention. But this isn’t your typical “new girl steals the spotlight” story.
(Mean girls collection masterlist here!)
East Kinsen University’s courtyard was loud with first-week energy — new students darting between buildings, upperclassmen lounging in clusters like they owned the place. And in a way, you did.
Your legs crossed as you sat on the concrete ledge outside the gym, black sunglasses shielding your eyes from the early fall sun. People walked by and either greeted you or looked away too quickly. Your reputation had that effect.
You were Y/N. Captain of the cheer squad. Satoru Gojo’s girlfriend. Pretty, well-dressed, impossible to ignore. People either wanted to be you or wanted to see you trip.
You didn’t care either way.
You took a slow sip from your iced coffee and glanced at your phone. He was late. Again.
When Satoru finally showed up, he was in his usual post-practice look — basketball shorts slung low on his hips, hoodie sleeves pushed to the elbows, hair damp and messy from the gym. He wore that same loose grin he always had when he saw you.
“You're not slick,” you muttered, eyebrows raised. ���Fifteen minutes?”
He leaned down, kissed your cheek. “Technical meeting ran over. Coach wants to murder Kaito for slacking on defense.”
“Again?”
“Every day.”
You smiled despite yourself. Then your gaze flicked past him.
Trailing behind him, slightly hunched, was a girl you didn’t recognize.
Wavy dark hair, headphones in, a stack of books clutched to her chest like a shield. She wore a plain long-sleeve top and jeans, the kind of outfit that made her easy to miss.
But Satoru was walking with her.
He turned and gestured lazily. “Yo, Y/N — this is Yui. She’s Daichi’s little sister. First year. He asked me to show her around since he’s got classes all day.”
You took your sunglasses off slowly.
Daichi was one of Satoru’s closest friends. A solid guy. Chill, never talked much. You knew him mostly through late-night study groups and group hangouts at the courts.
Yui blinked like she hadn’t expected you to even look at her.
You didn’t smile. You nodded.
“Hi,” she said softly, voice nearly drowned out by the noise of a passing skateboard.
Satoru nudged her shoulder with casual ease. “She’s a little shy. But she’s cool.”
You gave her a once-over. The oversized backpack, the nervous posture, the way she avoided your eyes. Not a threat. Yet.
That afternoon, you ended up at the dining hall with Satoru’s usual crew — Daichi, Ren, Kaito, and Satoru. You weren’t always there, but today you felt like being visible.
Yui tagged along, of course. Satoru pulled out a chair next to him. You were about to sit down when she sat there instead.
You watched her blink in slow realization.
“Oh—sorry,” she murmured, half-standing.
“It’s fine,” you said before Satoru could speak, sitting on his other side instead. You glanced across the table at Kaito, who watched the whole thing happen with unreadable eyes. He quickly looked away when you caught him.
Halfway through lunch, someone asked how Yui liked her classes.
“They’re okay,” she said. “I’m still figuring everything out.”
“She’s in one of my psych lectures,” Satoru added, casually. “Professor’s a lunatic. Screamed about pigeons today.”
“She’s passionate,” Yui said with a small laugh.
You stared at her. You weren’t used to other girls laughing with your boyfriend.
By the end of the meal, it was clear: she wasn’t trying. She wasn’t flirting. She wasn’t competing.
And that’s what made it worse. She didn’t have to try. She was already in the room. At the table. In Satoru’s words. Laughing at his jokes. And no one noticed the shift. Except you.
It started with a laugh. That was all. Not yours — hers.
It was in the student union lounge, Thursday afternoon, when you heard it. You were across the room, near the coffee counter with Ren and Daichi, scrolling through your phone while they argued about fantasy league picks. Satoru had said he’d be “five minutes.”
He was ten.
And when you looked up, he was there — across the room, slouched over the vending machine with Yui beside him. She had her hair tied in a low, messy knot and was holding a can of green tea. Something he said made her laugh. A soft one. Quiet. But familiar.
It wasn’t flirtatious. Just… familiar.
You watched as he bumped her shoulder lightly, like he’d known her longer than two days. You saw how she looked up at him — not like she wanted him, but like she trusted him already.
That was worse.
Friday afternoon, you passed the quad on your way to class and spotted Satoru sprawled on the grass with Kaito, Daichi, and Yui.
No one invited you. You weren’t mad. You were just... watching.
Yui sat cross-legged, sketching something in a small spiral notebook. You recognized the style — fine pen lines, heavy shading. She was talented. You could admit that. Quietly.
You didn’t stop to say hi.
Saturday night was when the first crack showed.
You were at Satoru’s place. His roommate was out, the lights low, your jacket on the floor, and your legs draped over his lap. You weren’t fighting. But something was off.
He was scrolling through his messages absently, the glow of his screen lighting up his face.
You leaned in to kiss him. He kissed you back — quick, distracted.
“Who’s texting?” you asked casually.
He didn’t flinch. “Daichi.”
A beat of silence. Then you saw the edge of a photo — something black and white, drawn in ink. You blinked.
“Is that one of Yui’s sketches?”
He looked up at you, surprised. “Yeah. She showed me earlier and I told her to send it. It’s of the court. Cool, right?”
You stared at him.
“She drew the basketball court?”
“She said it helped her focus. It’s kind of sick.”
You smiled tightly. “Yeah. Sick.”
Monday, you sat at your usual table in the campus café — the long one by the window. Satoru had just come back from the gym, towel over his shoulders, hair damp. You were halfway through a protein bar when he slid into the seat across from you.
You expected him to kiss you hello. He didn’t. He was texting.
You leaned forward. “You good?”
“Huh?” He looked up. “Yeah. Just — Yui left her psych notebook in the gym. I told her I’d drop it off.”
Of course he did. You took a sip of your drink and looked away.
The worst part was how quiet it all was. No one was flirting. No one was lying. It wasn’t that kind of story. But you still felt it — this silent invasion of space. Your space. Your people. Your boyfriend.
And every time you said something about it, it sounded ridiculous. Satoru wasn’t doing anything wrong. But that didn’t mean it wasn’t happening.
That night, you got a DM on Instagram.
From Kaito.
She’s not doing it on purpose, you know.
But I still don’t like it either.
You stared at the message.
Then you closed the app.
You didn’t realize the group hang was happening until it was already halfway underway.
Daichi sent a lazy text in the guys’ chat about grabbing food after evening classes, and somehow that had turned into a full table reservation at Yuu’s Ramen Bar downtown. You weren't even in the chat — Satoru texted you separately, told you the plans like you were being added to something instead of hosting it.
The first subtle shift.
You met them outside the restaurant. The weather was cooling, breeze tugging at your cropped jacket. You looked good. You always looked good — perfect makeup, clean lines, skirt just high enough to remind everyone you were her. You used to walk in and own the room.
But tonight, the room had already shifted. They were standing around, waiting for the last of the group. Daichi, Kaito, Ren, Satoru… and Yui.
She was wearing a dark sweater and plaid skirt, sleeves too long, hair tied with a ribbon. She looked like she didn’t mean to be there. That’s what made her presence so hard to challenge.
“Hey,” she greeted, voice quiet.
“Hey,” you said flatly, brushing past her to Satoru’s side.
He leaned down, gave you a quick kiss to the temple. “Glad you made it.”
You tried not to glance at Yui, but you felt her eyes on you.
Inside, the table was long. You sat between Satoru and Ren, across from Daichi and Yui.
You didn’t know who made the seating call, but it irritated you.
Yui ended up next to Daichi, but she kept glancing at Satoru across the table. You saw it. You weren’t going to mention it. Not yet.
The boys were loud, laughing over miso bowls and fried gyoza. You tried to stay in it — laughed when Kaito told a story about freshman year, played with Satoru’s fingers under the table.
But at one point, Daichi asked, “Yui, did you tell them what club you’re thinking of joining?”
“Oh,” she said, straightening. “The art society.”
Kaito nodded. “That fits. You still sketching campus buildings and people and all that?”
Yui flushed a little. “Yeah. I just don’t know if I’m good enough to—”
“Don’t say that,” Satoru interrupted, casual but direct. “That drawing of the old gym? That was sick.”
You blinked.
She smiled. “You remembered that?”
You cut in before he could answer. “Satoru has the memory of a goldfish. Don’t give him that much credit.”
A few chuckles. But Yui looked down. Her smile faded just slightly.
Later, when the check came and everyone was getting up, Yui accidentally bumped into your shoulder while grabbing her coat.
“Sorry,” she mumbled.
You turned slowly. “It’s fine.”
She hesitated. “I hope I’m not… making anything weird.”
You gave her a long look.
“No,” you said. “You’re not that important.”
Her face dropped. She didn’t reply.
When you and Satoru left, he was quiet. Too quiet.
“Something wrong?” you asked, half-daring him to say it.
He ran a hand through his hair. “You didn’t have to say that to her.”
“Say what?”
“You know what I’m talking about.”
You stopped walking. “Why are you defending her?”
He paused. “I’m not. I’m just saying… it wasn’t necessary.”
You smiled, cold. “Neither is her sitting with you every day.”
That silenced him.
Back in your dorm room, you took off your earrings with slow, careful movements.
Your phone buzzed. A text from Ren.
You good? Looked a little tense tonight.
You typed, deleted, then typed again.
Do I look crazy to you?
Three dots. Then:
No. Just different.
You stared at the screen until it dimmed.
Monday mornings had a rhythm.
You walked into the student lounge and the table by the windows was always yours. Satoru, Kaito, Ren, Daichi, and you. You brought coffee sometimes. Other days, snacks. You filled the silence, kept the conversation up when the boys were too tired from weekend games.
You were the glue. You always were.
But this Monday was off. You entered the lounge and saw them first. Kaito half-laughing. Satoru leaning back with his ankle crossed over his knee. And Yui — sitting in your chair, holding a takeout tray of coffee cups and paper bags.
“—I just figured everyone could use a pick-me-up,” she was saying, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. “The bakery near the art building opens early.”
Daichi held up his croissant like a toast. “This slaps.”
You stopped. Your seat was taken. Not just physically — but replaced.
Satoru spotted you and smiled. “Hey, babe. She brought pastries.”
You forced a smile and sat next to Kaito instead. A space over.
He didn’t say anything, but when he slid you one of the coffees she brought, you noticed he’d passed over one that didn’t have lipstick on the lid.
Small mercy.
By Wednesday, people in your program were talking about Yui’s art.
There was a bulletin board near the design wing, and she’d put up a charcoal sketch of a girl sitting alone on the library steps. It was beautiful, you’d admit. It also looked eerily like you — same posture, same boots.
People stopped to compliment it. Someone even said, “You know, she’s so refreshing. Like… real. She’s not trying to impress anyone.”
As if that was something to praise. As if trying hard made you fake. As if you trying at all was the problem.
That afternoon, you sat on the bleachers watching basketball practice. You always did — the cheer squad usually finished an hour earlier, and you liked seeing Satoru move, command, lead.
You were halfway through tying your jacket around your waist when you spotted her.
Yui.
Sitting in the far corner of the bleachers. Alone. Sketchbook in her lap, legs tucked under her.
You didn’t walk over. But you kept glancing that way, waiting for her to leave.
She didn’t. She waited until he waved. At her.
You saw it clearly. The lift of his arm between drills. The way her posture straightened when she noticed.
Your stomach turned.
That night, you left the group chat. Quietly. No drama. No goodbye.
But they noticed. Daichi messaged you, then Ren. You ignored both. Only Kaito sent the right thing.
Wanna talk? No judgment.
You didn’t reply for hours.
But eventually, you did.
She’s replacing me.
His typing bubble appeared. Then paused. Then started again.
No. She’s just… being included.
You stared at that sentence.
Then:
But I see you. I haven’t forgotten.
You blinked at that.
It was nothing. And everything.
Thursday, Satoru walked with you to class. You held his hand loosely. You didn’t say much. He did.
“You’ve been off lately.”
“Have I?”
He exhaled. “Y/N…”
You looked up. “Do you like her?”
His brows pulled together. “What?”
“Yui. Do you like her?”
“No. She’s Daichi’s sister. She’s a kid.”
“She’s only two years younger than us.”
He looked frustrated now. “You’re jealous.”
“I’m observant.”
He pulled away just slightly. “Can’t you just let people in without turning it into a threat?”
You stopped walking.
“I used to be your person,” you said quietly. “Not a threat. Not a chore. Just… your person.”
He didn’t have an answer for that. And that hurt more than anything.
It started with a seat. Again.
Friday morning, your first free period, the guys had taken the usual corner table outside the cafeteria. It was barely 10 a.m., and already warm. You were running late — hair still damp from your shower, your slides too loud on the concrete path.
You rounded the corner, expecting the usual: the boys eating loud and fast, Satoru teasing Daichi about his midterms, Kaito flipping through his notes, and an empty spot beside your boyfriend.
But the seat wasn’t empty. Yui was already there. Right next to Satoru.
They weren’t doing anything, not exactly. But her elbow was close enough to his that your heart clenched. He leaned toward her mid-sentence, laughing softly at something she said. She wasn’t flustered this time — her voice was calm, steady.
She wasn’t trying anymore. She had already arrived. You walked slower.
When you reached the table, Kaito was the only one who stood slightly, sliding a chair toward you. You caught his eyes. He didn’t smile, but he gave you that quiet look — the one that said, Yeah. I saw it too.
You sat across from Satoru. He greeted you with a casual, “Hey, babe,” like nothing had changed. But everything had.
Later, while walking to class, Kaito caught up with you.
“She’s louder now,” he said casually.
You looked at him sideways. “What?”
“Yui. Used to whisper everything. Now she interrupts Daichi when he talks.”
You raised a brow. “Why are you telling me that?”
Kaito shrugged. “Just proving I’m paying attention.”
You didn’t say thank you. But you didn’t look away either.
That afternoon, you found out they had planned a night out — ramen and karaoke. A group thing.
You found out by accident.
Daichi had posted a dumb video on his story: Ren badly lip-syncing to some anime opening while the camera panned across the private karaoke room. There was Satoru. There was Daichi. Kaito. Ren.
And Yui. Laughing on the couch, your drink in her hand. The one you always ordered.
No one had texted you.
You were alone in your dorm, eating crackers with peanut butter, phone glowing in the dark.
You didn’t cry. You called Kaito. He picked up on the second ring.
“You saw?”
“Yes.”
He exhaled. “I wasn’t in the mood to go either. But I had to show up.”
“Why?”
“Because someone has to keep her from turning into you.”
The silence was loud.
You didn’t speak for a few seconds. Then quietly:
“What’s wrong with being me?”
“Nothing,” he said. “But they forget what it took for you to get here. She just walked in.”
The next day, Yui approached you.
You were at the vending machine near the back stairwell, alone between classes. She came around the corner with her sketchpad pressed to her chest.
She didn’t look nervous. She looked… ready.
“Hey,” she said.
You turned, slow. “Hi.”
She didn’t fidget. “I just wanted to clear the air. I know it’s weird that I’m around your friends all the time now.”
You smiled. Not kindly. “Oh, now you notice?”
Yui looked away for a second, then met your gaze again. “I didn’t mean to step on anything.”
“But you didn’t stop either.”
Her throat moved in a swallow. “I didn’t think I had to. I thought… maybe there was enough room for more than one girl at the table.”
You tilted your head. “That’s cute. But it’s not about room. It’s about roles. I had mine.”
“And now I’m threatening it?”
“You’re not threatening it,” you said, voice sharp. “You’ve already replaced it.”
For a moment, you thought she’d say sorry. But she didn’t.
Instead, she said, “Maybe you just stopped wanting it.”
That stopped you cold. She walked off without another word.
Satoru wasn’t oblivious. He just didn’t want to admit how bad it had gotten.
It was easier to think you were just being dramatic. That your tension with Yui would settle. That things would click back into place if he just gave it time.
But he wasn’t stupid.
He saw the way you started dressing up more for morning classes again — lashes perfect, lip gloss slick, hair curled even when it rained.
He noticed how you kept your phone face-down around him, and how Kaito always seemed to look at him like he knew something he didn’t.
The final nudge came on a Thursday.
Yui had been tagging along to lunch with the group. Again. She wasn’t even trying to be subtle anymore — cracking jokes with Daichi, handing Ren her apple juice like they’d grown up together.
Satoru was halfway through his rice bowl when you walked up to the table, dropped your bag beside him, and smiled — big, bright, the kind of smile you used when cameras were around or when you were pissed.
“Hey, baby,” you said sweetly, sliding into his lap like it was nothing.
Everyone froze. Even Yui.
He blinked. “Hey.”
You wrapped your arm around his neck and leaned in like you’d missed him all morning. You hadn’t. You’d ignored three of his texts.
Yui looked down at her tray.
“Sorry I’m late,” you said, brushing your fingers through Satoru’s hair like it was routine. “Cheer practice ran over. You didn’t wait for me?”
He hesitated. “Didn’t know you were coming.”
You smiled with your teeth. “I’m always coming.”
After lunch, Satoru caught up with Kaito on the walk to class.
“She’s starting to play games,” he muttered.
Kaito gave him a dry look. “You mean she’s acting like your girlfriend again?”
Satoru frowned. “It’s not about that.”
“It is to her.”
He didn’t respond.
At practice that evening, Yui showed up again.
She claimed she was waiting for Daichi — said she just wanted to sketch from the sidelines until his shift ended.
Satoru didn’t believe her.
She sat quietly, legs crossed on the bleachers, sketchpad on her knees. The first ten minutes, she didn’t look at him at all.
The next ten, she did. And the next.
He wasn’t sure when it started, but he found himself thinking about it even when he was running drills.
Not her, exactly. But the way you’d looked at her during lunch. Like a challenge. Like you were done playing nice.
And for the first time in weeks, that version of you — sharp, high-maintenance, territorial — made him feel something warm under his skin.
It reminded him why he’d fallen for you in the first place.
You didn’t go quiet. You never faded out.
You fought for what was yours.
Later that night, he showed up at your dorm without warning.
You opened the door in a robe, eye masks under your eyes, music playing low behind you.
“Do you want something?” you asked, not stepping aside.
He rubbed the back of his neck. “I just— We haven’t talked.”
“That’s new.”
He gave you a look. “You’ve been acting like I’m the enemy.”
“Because you’re not on my side.”
A beat of silence.
Then, softer: “I’m just stuck in the middle.”
“Then move.”
You crossed your arms. He looked at you — really looked. Messy bun. No makeup. Annoyed as hell.
Beautiful anyway.
“Don’t make this a war,” he said.
You tilted your head. “Then stop handing her ammo.”
The silence between you stretched. Not hostile — worse. Tense in a way only people who used to love each other could feel.
When you finally turned to look at him, he looked tired. No teasing smile. No cocky charm. Just Satoru. Raw, undecided.
“You don’t see what it’s like,” you said, voice lower now. “Sitting there every day like I’m some relic while she slides into my spot.”
He frowned. “You think that’s what’s happening?”
“No, Satoru. I know that’s what’s happening.”
“She’s not—”
“Don’t finish that sentence unless you want me to laugh in your face.”
His jaw clenched.
You leaned back in your chair, legs crossed under your robe. “She’s sweet. Quiet. Harmless, right? I know the game. I used to play it.”
“She’s not playing a game.”
“Then why does it feel like I’m losing?”
That silenced him. You watched him, eyes softening just enough to let the truth peek out.
“You don’t look at me the same anymore.”
He didn’t answer. And that was the answer.
You stood up slowly, walking to the mini fridge to grab a bottle of water. Twisting the cap off, you kept your back to him.
“I used to be the only girl you’d skip class for. Remember that? We’d lie in bed all morning, then I’d wear your sweatshirt to practice just to make it obvious.”
“I remember,” he said quietly.
You turned back around, arms folded loosely around your waist. “Now I feel like I’m fighting a war no one told me we were in.”
Satoru finally stepped forward, voice lower. “You think I don’t care about you anymore?”
“I think you’re tired of me. And you’re too cowardly to admit it.”
He flinched at that — not dramatically, but you saw the way his throat tensed.
Then, softly: “You’re wrong.”
“Prove it.”
That hung there, heavy and cold.
He looked at you — really looked. Wet lashes. Bare skin. Red mouth. Sad eyes that still somehow sparkled when they stared him down.
“I miss us,” he said.
You blinked.
He stepped closer, hesitantly brushing your wrist with his fingers. “But you’ve got this armor on now. Like I’m the enemy.”
“You started this war,” you whispered.
“I didn’t think I’d have to choose.”
You swallowed. “But you do.”
He nodded once. You held his gaze a second longer, then turned back to your bed and sat down, curling your knees up beneath you.
Satoru hesitated.
Then slowly, quietly, he joined you — sitting on the floor in front of your bed, leaning back against the frame.
No one spoke. The music still played quietly from your phone speaker, some old Japanese R&B playlist looping in the background.
You reached down, your fingers brushing his shoulder.
Then, slowly — impossibly soft — he leaned in and kissed you.
It was barely even a kiss at first. Just his lips brushing yours, a question wrapped in hesitation. And then your hand slid into his hair, and that was it.
He kissed you again — slower this time, deeper. His hand moved to your cheek, his thumb sweeping just beneath your eye. His lips pressed to yours again, and again, with a hunger that surprised even him — not desperate, but familiar. Like he knew you. Like he had always known this mouth, this rhythm, this exact taste.
You made a soft sound against him, and he moved closer.
Your legs tangled beneath the covers. Your robe loosened slightly at the shoulder, and his hand slid along your waist, warm and steady, not rushing. His fingers gripped the fabric, grounding himself there.
When he pulled back, just a breath away, he kept his forehead resting against yours. His voice was low and hoarse.
“I hate fighting with you.”
You swallowed. “Then stop giving me reasons to.”
“I didn’t know how to handle it,” he admitted. “Everything just got… loud. And she was easy.”
You blinked. “You mean quiet.”
He nodded.
You traced the curve of his ear with your fingertip. “I’m not easy, Satoru.”
“I know,” he whispered. “But I never wanted easy.”
He kissed you again — this time slower, like he had all night. You let yourself melt into it, your arms wrapping around his shoulders as his body pressed you gently into the mattress.
It was messy. A little angry. A little sad. But it felt real again. And in that moment — it was enough to stay.
It started with the hallway.
Friday morning. Eighth period break. You were always a little late walking to the cafeteria — part intentional, part habit. You liked people watching you enter.
But today, there was no act. You were calm.
You wore your school sweatshirt slouched off one shoulder and a miniskirt paired with knee-high socks. Hair half-up, gloss shining but simple. Not trying too hard. But you didn’t have to.
You knew he was waiting at the table. Satoru. And this time, he wasn’t looking at the entrance for someone else.
Ren was mid-story when you walked in. Kaito and Jin were arguing about fantasy league stats. Daichi had his head down texting.
Satoru was staring at his drink — until the second you stepped in.
His head lifted instinctively. His eyes followed you, slow, steady, like they didn’t want to blink and miss the moment. And you?
You walked right over to the table, slid into the seat next to him, and draped your arm along the back of his chair like it belonged there.
“Missed me?” you said casually.
He looked at you, smiled. A real one. “Always.”
Across the table, Yui watched quietly. She didn’t say anything. She didn’t have to.
Her lunch tray was still untouched. Her water bottle had a tight grip around it. Her drawing pad sat unopened in her lap. She kept glancing from you to Satoru like trying to make sense of the math.
But the numbers weren’t adding up. You were back in your seat. And Satoru didn’t even hesitate.
He nudged your leg under the table. You looked over, caught him staring — warm and distracted. You rolled your eyes but didn’t move your leg.
You laughed at one of Ren’s jokes. You stole a fry from Daichi’s plate. You whispered something in Satoru’s ear and made him chuckle mid-sip.
And all the while, Yui sat three spots down, pretending not to notice. But she noticed. Everyone did.
Especially when, just before the bell rang, Satoru reached over and tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear like it was nothing.
In the hallway after, you could feel her catching up. The rubber soles of her sneakers too soft to be loud — but you were trained to feel eyes.
“Y/N?”
You stopped, turned.
Yui stood there with her sketchpad hugged tight to her chest.
Her voice was calm. Careful. “Can I talk to you for a second?”
You didn’t answer right away. Just crossed your arms, tilted your head.
Satoru glanced back from where he stood ahead — waiting, watching — but you waved him off.
He nodded slowly and kept walking.
When it was just the two of you, you finally spoke.
“What’s up?”
Yui hesitated, her grip tightening around her notebook.
“I didn’t mean to make things weird.”
You smiled. “But you did.”
“I was just trying to make friends.”
“And you picked my boyfriend?”
Her expression shifted slightly — not angry, not even defensive. Just… confused. Hurt, maybe.
“I didn’t think it would matter. You barely looked at him lately.”
That landed sharper than she probably meant.
But you didn’t flinch. You stepped forward, slow, deliberate — just enough to have to look down into her eyes.
“Here’s the thing,” you said softly. “You don’t have to understand what we are. You just have to remember that we are.”
And with that, you turned and walked away.
Leaving her in the hall with her sketchbook and a stomach full of silence.
The sun was setting behind the gym building, casting long golden shadows across the basketball courts. Practice had ended late. Satoru was walking toward the locker rooms, gym bag slung over one shoulder, hair messy, shirt slightly damp with sweat. His jersey clung to his back, and his steps were slow — tired but calm.
Until he heard her voice.
“Satoru!”
He turned.
Yui stood a few feet away, hands nervously gripping the strap of her messenger bag. Her cheeks were flushed — whether from walking fast or nerves, he wasn’t sure.
“Hey,” he said, adjusting his bag. “Everything okay?”
She hesitated, then stepped closer. “Can we talk?”
He didn’t answer right away. The way she was looking at him made his stomach tighten — it was too open, too expectant.
“Just a minute?”
“…Yeah.”
They walked toward the side of the gym where it was quieter, near the old vending machines. It smelled faintly of rubber mats and Gatorade. A few straggling players shouted from inside, but out here, it was still.
Yui finally turned to him.
“I don’t want to make this harder than it needs to be,” she began, voice low. “But I think I deserve to know what’s going on.”
Satoru blinked. “What do you mean?”
“I mean…” Her voice faltered. “You and Y/N. Yesterday. Today. Everything’s changed.”
He shifted uncomfortably, eyes flicking down to the cracked pavement. “Yeah. We’re figuring things out.”
Yui’s brows pulled together. “But I thought—”
She stopped herself. Satoru looked up at her.
“You thought what?”
“I thought you liked me,” she said softly. “Or at least… I thought there was something.”
He stared at her a moment — not cruelly, not even cold. Just... quiet. Honest.
“Yui,” he said carefully. “I like you. You're sweet. You're easy to talk to.”
Her face lit up with hope.
“But,” he continued, “I was never not with Y/N.”
Yui’s expression froze.
“I thought maybe... we were over,” he admitted. “Things got distant. Complicated. But it wasn’t your job to fill that space.”
“You said you wanted me around,” she whispered.
“I did,” he nodded. “And I meant it. But not like that.”
Silence. A bird chirped somewhere nearby. A basketball thudded in the distance.
“You were just being nice,” she finally said, her voice cracking just a little.
He nodded slowly.
“I’m sorry if I led you on.”
Her throat bobbed as she swallowed.
“I wasn’t trying to steal you,” she said suddenly. “I just… felt safe with you.”
He gave her a sad smile.
“That’s the thing, Yui. I’ve never been safe. Not with her. Not with anyone.”
She looked away quickly, trying to blink back the sting in her eyes.
Satoru adjusted his bag, standing taller now.
“You deserve someone who doesn’t hesitate,” he said gently. “Someone who chooses you all the way.”
And then — he turned, walking off toward the locker rooms, leaving her alone in the golden light.
The evening air was cool and soft, wrapping around you like a quiet promise.
You found Satoru sitting on the low stone wall outside the school gym, alone except for the fading light and the distant hum of the city.
Without thinking, you slipped beside him, your shoulder brushing his.
He glanced at you, eyes catching the last warmth of the sunset.
For a moment, words failed you both.
Then, slowly, Satoru reached out, his hand warm as it slid to tuck a loose strand of hair behind your ear.
Your breath hitched.
He looked down at your lips, then back to your eyes — searching. You swallowed.
“Can I?”
His nod was the softest thing. Leaning in, your lips met his.
The kiss was gentle at first, a quiet question hanging between you.
Then it deepened — slow and steady, like two halves finally coming together after too much space.
Your hands found his wrists, fingers curling lightly.
He pulled you a little closer, careful, like you might disappear if he wasn’t.
When you finally parted, your foreheads rested against each other, breaths mingling.
“I missed this,” he whispered.
“Me too,” you said, voice just as soft.
You stayed like that a moment longer — two people tangled in something honest and new and old all at once. And for the first time in days, the noise around you faded completely.
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₊⊹ 𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 ♡. | genshin!various x gn!reader
「 "𝐚𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐩…"」
— in which you kiss him ... accidentally, and indirectly.
𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 — kazuha, gaming, FREMINET, THOMA, KAVEH, chongyun, gorou
— "Ah, wrong cup."
It's a warm morning, yet the shade of the light canopy of trees provides ample comfort. At your words, however, the amicable conversation halts. Gingerly, you place his cup back on its saucer, uttering a quiet apology. "Sorry, sorry..."
Ugh, a quiet moment with someone you'd been pining after for ages, and you likely just sabotaged any chance you had. Making someone uncomfortable is surely not a way to have someone fall head over heels for you. You cautiously glanced upwards, catching the sight of... something you didn't expect...!?
He hid in his hand, raised and flush against his face. It was rather insufficient in the whole "hiding" department, however, for you could still clearly see the fluster on his features and the red cast across the tips of his ears. Just above the cover of his fingers were his eyes, hurriedly averted from yours. His mouth was slightly ajar, but in the moments that passed, his lips moved to form whispers you couldn't quite catch.
You stood, frantic. Really, every one of your plans was going awry. "I'm sorry! I, I'll go get you a new cup-"
"He caught his hand in his before you could fully depart, clutching it tightly. His usually cool skin was warm. "N, No, I- It's fine..."
He watched your face brighten with relief as you sat back down, completely cheery again, and released a breath quietly.
Ah, how was he supposed to tell you that the mere sight of your lips touching where he had put his made his heart skip a beat?
— It simply wasn't fair.
𝐓𝐄��𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 — HEIZOU, KAEYA, CHILDE, venti, ayato, LYNEY
— "Wait, let me try..."
Word had gotten around of a new drink, supposedly "the best in all of teyvat"... naturally, that called for a timely visit. It didn't exactly matter who you went with, though who were you fooling, it did, and he'd been the first one that came to mind when you were drafting a letter. Now, he stood by your side, leisurely swinging his arms while he walked and smiling smugly.
The reason? The moment you reached into your pocket to fish out your wallet to pay the fee for two drinks, you'd found your pockets empty, and that's where he had swooped in, graciously handing over his mora instead. The moment the two of you exited the vicinity of the drink stall, however, he somehow materialized your wallet once more and placed it in your hands with a cat-like grin. That little... you'd be sure to treat him to a meal sometime soon, a favor like that couldn't just be gone unpaid.
...That, and it was a convenient excuse to spend another outing with him.
"Hey, you got the limited edition flavor? C'mon, give me just a sip..." You beamed when he handed said drink down towards you, taking a sip from his straw — until you realized just what you'd done, of course.
It wasn't like it was something dire, not by any means. You were rather the romantic, and the fact that... well, hadn't the two of you just kissed indirectly?
You didn't voice your thoughts, only meekly retreated after handing the bottle back to him, growing even more flustered when your fingers brushed against his in the process. He seemed to hear them, however, and a smirk made its way onto his lips.
"Oh, don't tell me you were aiming for an indirect kiss all along?"
"W- No!" Ugh, that twinkle in his eyes was dangerous. It's easy to see that he doesn't believe you in the slightest. Yet, before you can dispense another rebuttal, he reaches a hand up to your hair and makes a mess of it.
— "Aha, who knew you were so sly~"
𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 — alhaitham, XIAO, albedo, diluc, neuvillette
— "Is something wrong?"
Well, not exactly "wrong", per se. Instead, there was definitely something wrong with you in particular.
The situation started off like any other would. You found the man in his usual place, and greeted him with a smile, to which he nodded in response. He was a busy person, so you'd decided to take the initiative and make him a boxed lunch, only planning to give it to him and then let him carry on with whatever tasks he needed to complete — only... hey, wasn't it too out of character of him to ask you to feed him??
He glanced up at you, his head subconsciously tilting to the side. Just with that simple movement, a figurative arrow struck your heart. "If it's too much trouble, nevermind-"
You awkwardly coughed into your fist, trying to disperse any awfully hopeful thoughts of "hey, isn't this so romantic!?" in your head — yearning for him was one thing, but projecting your imagination of him would be another entirely. "No, it's fine- I was just caught off guard, is all..." At this point, you were more so convincing yourself than him. You dipped your head in a nod to yourself. Of course, he was so swamped with duties that he couldn't spare the time to feed himself, that was the case, wasn't it?
"Here, open wide..." You took a portion of the food and lifted it up to his lips, and he ate it agreeably. Hamster. He's like a hamster, a thought you really shouldn't be having considering how his disposition was, but seeing him swiftly chewing the portion in his cheeks... you cleared your throat, only to flinch with a start upon realizing he'd taken the utensils from you. Now, he held some of the lunch up to you, gesturing it to your mouth.
"Eh, but this is for you-" You declined, yet the insistence in his gaze only grew.
"You brought it for me, so you should have some as well."
"Well... alright," not willing to bother with an argument you were not likely to win, you ate what he hovered before you gratefully, trying to ignore the way he was staring at you as you ate.
W, Wait, hold on, isn't that the same cutlery he used-
"Your face is red. Did you choke? Here, let me-"
"No, it's just that- we, just now- ah, it's nothing."
— "Mhm."
( a/n ) new post format and its silly ( i hate everything about this ) :stareyes: ahahah anyways. trying to revive myself so. you guys get ( poorly cooked ) food :>
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IF U TAKE MUZAN REQUESTS CAN I PLS REQUEST LOVESICK HUSBAND MUZAN WITH HIS S/O PLEASSEE 😩😩
if u need more context then it’s still demon au and canon compliant but the only difference is that he’s Sooo soft around his wife. like absolute mush, worships her, says she’s his equal, blah blah. headcannons r fine!!!! whatever u wanna do w it, doesn’t matter if it’s demon or human reader
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ LOVESICK HUSBAND MUZAN WITH WIFE S/O!!
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𖹭 it was love at first sight, no matter how many times he and you doubt it.
𖹭 his love language? physical touch ‘cause he’s so bad at words of affirmation. 𖹭 he’s still the same, evil man you met, the only difference is that he was never evil with you. no matter how many times his demons — especially douma tell you that he’s just putting up a loving facade to mingle with the human world. 𖹭 but douma is so wrong. dead wrong. if only you saw the look on his face when he heard muzan’s voice from your shared room, “darling, don’t believe what that demon says, okay? he’s nothing but a lowly scowl, he doesn’t even equal up to you — hell, maybe you even equal with me.” 𖹭 a lovesick fool. douma concludes. because, 𖹭 one, he follows you everywhere, touches every part of your body, but he touches your stomach most, saying he’s gonna put his heir in their one day. 𖹭 two, he listens to every word you say, like that one moment where muzan was about to flick douma’s head off for the ninety-forth time, you stepped in bravely and told him he was too harsh with douma, so as for douma’s next punishment, he just flicked off half his head. 𖹭 three, last but not the least, muzan hates it so much when you spend time with his male demons, or just ordinary male humans. despite you reassuring him literally almost every night, his jealousy would still bubble up and get all protective over you, sending death glares all over to the poor male. 𖹭 yes. that’s how much power you hold over the most powerful demon in existence. 𖹭 it doesn’t even end there, he’s gotten even more handsy on you when you undergo fever three consecutive times, trying to persuade you in becoming a demon so that you don’t have to suffer, but of course, you reject. 𖹭 in your first fever, he was just a little bit calm on it, just constantly checking you from time to time, making sure you eat all your meals and herbs/medicines, and leaves you when you’re asleep. 𖹭 but, poor man got confused when just a day you’ve gotten better, you got fever again the day after, so he’s by your side for the next three days taking care of you, observing you. 𖹭 then, at the third time, he finally panics, sending all his demons, also akaza who’s on a ‘special mission’ to look for the blue spider lily, to gather all the best herbs and best doctors all around town. this is where he also just acts like your shadow. you wanna go to the bathroom? he’ll assist you alright. you’re smelling and sweaty? he doesn’t care and changes you gently (he’s trying). you don’t like the food or herbs or medicines? he’ll nastily put it in his mouth and kisses you as he makes sure the food or herbs goes down your throat. 𖹭 yes. that’s how unexpected this man could be. 𖹭 and yes, this is you having him wrapped around your fingers.
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a/n: help this is soo bad i just can’t imagine a lovesick muzan😭😭 that’d be the end of the world alright.
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The Pillow Contract
James Potter seems to have found the best pillow on earth. You.
james potter x fem!reader
warnings: none
James Potter liked to consider himself a man of simple pleasures.
A good meal ? Heaven. A lazy Sunday spent wrapped in a blanket burrito ? Perfection. A well-timed, sarcastic remark ? Chef’s kiss.
But above all else, there was one thing James had come to love more than anything in the world.
Your chest.
Well, you as a whole, of course. Body and soul alike. He was not a bloody prick, thank you very much.
He loved you for you, not just for the flawless vessel that carried your golden heart and your beautiful mind.
But he couldn't help the way he was especially drawn to the perfection that peeked from your neckline when your shirt hung a little lower than usual.
And he also could not, in good conscience, ignore the life-altering comfort that was that perfection.
Now, to be clear, James wasn’t just some guy obsessed with his girlfriend’s body –okay, maybe he was a little addicted.
But, come on, who could blame him when you were said girlfriend ?
He was supposed to be a bit obsessed with you, right ? That’s what every person in their sane, right and helplessly in love mind would be about their partner, no ?
Was that just him ?
Ok, fine, maybe he was a bit of a simp (read, you had him at your feet). So what ?
He liked it exactly like that. Sue him.
But this ? This was different.
This wasn’t just about attraction or some primal male instinct. No, this was about something sacred.
This was about comfort.
The kind that he’d accidentally stumbled upon one evening when you had curled up next to him on the couch, and his head had somehow –miraculously– ended up resting right on your chest.
That’s when he had discovered it.
The Holy Grail of pillows. The pinnacle of all headrests.
Your chest was perfect.
Warm. Soft. Inviting.
It had been life-changing. Existence-altering. World-stopping.
And in that moment, with his head resting against the softest, most heavenly cushion known to mankind, and your heart beating under his ear like a lullaby, James had made a decision.
He was never going back to regular pillows again.
Ever.
The problem was, he didn’t exactly know how to turn this into a permanent arrangement without looking like an absolute fool.
Which, really, was ironic, because James didn’t mind acting like the biggest dumbass in the world when it came to you. Not even a tiny bit.
The man had zero shame, and zero chill when you were involved.
If he had to beg ? Done.
If he had to bribe you with kisses ? Oh no, how awful.
If he had to declare his undying devotion in front of his friends and suffer their relentless teasing ? Call Sirius and Remus over, he was ready to suffer.
If he had to wear one of those, frankly quite obnoxious --yes, even for him-- ‘I ❤️ My Girlfriend’ shirts in public just because you wanted him to suffer a bit for forgetting the chores ? Consider it his new favorite outfit.
He’d do anything and everything –yes, even sacrificing his dignity in front of Pads and Moony– if it meant putting a smile on your face (and making you agree to be used as a headrest for the rest of your life. But let’s just say that was a teeny, tiny, wonderful bonus if the case ever came to be).
Tonight was his chance, he told himself.
You were already curled up on the couch, wearing one of his hoodies, your legs tucked beneath you as you scrolled through your phone. The dim lighting of the room cast a soft glow over you, and James took a moment to appreciate the scene.
Because, honestly ? You looked really good.
Too good.
Like, unfairly good.
The hoodie –his hoodie, the one he had technically claimed as his favorite, but which spent more time on your body than his closet– was slightly oversized on you, slipping off one shoulder in a way that made his brain short-circuit for a second.
This was his moment.
You were comfortable. The couch was comfortable.
And your chest ? Well, that was a level of bliss he had yet to find anywhere else in the world.
Time to execute: Operation Smothered by Heaven.
Ok, the name was a little ridiculous. But, to his defence, he had been a little distracted while thinking about it –the dress you were wearing mysteriously met the floor not even five minutes after he had taken a glimpse of you– and his brain had refused to work at his full potential.
Something that he absolutely couldn’t let happen now.
Not when the fate of his comfort and sanity was at such a high risk.
That’s why he casually –so casually– stretched like a giant cat just waking up from a nap, letting out an exaggerated yawn before –still ever so nonchalantly, of course– leaning closer.
And would you look at that ? His head, as if drawn by an invisible magnetic force he absolutely had no control on –God forbid– found its way to your chest.
It was seamless.
Flawless execution.
Absolutely fucking nailed that.
He gave himself a mental high five.
Operation Smothered by Heaven: officially successful.
“Wow. Smooth” you blinked down at him, amused.
James grinned but didn’t move. Not even an inch. Nope.
He had claimed his rightful place, and there was no going back now.
“What can I say ? Gravity is a powerful thing” he purred, his voice smug, his eyes half-lidded like a cat who had just found the warmest sunspot in the house.
“Ah, I see. So this is all gravity’s fault, then ?”
“Absolutely” he confirmed, burrowing his face in just a little more “I have no control over it. Pure science”
You snorted, shaking your head, but you didn’t push him away.
Of course you didn’t.
If anything, you shifted slightly, letting your arm drape around his back, your fingers absentmindedly tracing along his spine. He hummed in approval, his whole body melting against yours like ice under the warm sunlight of a summer’s day.
Because the thing James didn’t know –or, at the very least, seemed to forget– was that he wore his heart on his sleeve. Always.
James Potter and secret scheming ? Not a good match.
Not a match at all, actually. But you still liked watching him try.
And with the way he had been ogling you for the past week, it really wasn’t hard to figure out what had been brewing in that ridiculously pretty head of his.
His thoughtful frown, the way his brows scrunched together, his deep-in-thought lip-biting. James had looked like he was trying to crack some highly classified government code.
Except the code in question was you.
Or, more specifically, that area right below your neck that seemed to steal his attention more times then it should've been considered healthy.
Subtle, he was not.
He had been studying you. Analyzing the way your sweaters dipped lower when you leaned forward, the way the fabric of your shirts clung to your curves, the way–
God.
James had the audacity to look like he was pondering the meaning of life when, really, all he was trying to find was an excuse.
Funny how he could’ve just asked.
It wasn’t like you would have refused him.
Hell, you didn’t even think you possessed the ability to refuse him. To refuse him anything, really.
But your smitten and extremely down-bad behavior when it came to your boyfriend was a topic for another time.
James let out a deep, satisfied sigh.
“You know” he murmured, voice slightly muffled as he nuzzled closer “I think I’ve discovered something important”
“Oh ?”
“Mhm” he tilted his head up, his expression dead serious. Like a man delivering a life-changing revelation “Your chest ? Best pillow I’ve ever used”
You raised an eyebrow, a quiet grin making its way onto your mouth. “I should be flattered, I think”
“You should be honored” he corrected, his lips quirking into a lazy smirk “I mean, it’s a very competitive market. But yours ? Easily top-tier”
You rolled your eyes, but you couldn’t hide the smile tugging at your lips. “Is that right ?”
James nodded solemnly.
“Hell yeah, baby. I’d even write a five-star Yelp review if that were a thing”
You let out a soft laugh and slid your fingers into his hair, gently scratching at his scalp.
James immediately melted.
He let out a low, contented hum, eyes slipping shut, the tension in his body dissolving completely. You thought if he was a cat, he would’ve started purring.
“Mmh. Keep doing that, and I might never get up” he mumbled, voice already laced with drowsiness.
“Wouldn’t mind that” you teased.
Because, really, who in their right mind would complain about this ?
No one, that's who.
And surely not you.
James hummed in response, his arms tightening around your waist burying himself further into you. You could feel the steady rise and fall of his breathing, the warmth of his body seeping into yours.
His lips brushed absentmindedly against your collarbone –a barely-there press of warmth that sent a quiet shiver down your spine.
This. This was perfection.
Then, because James Potter simply could not help himself, he tilted his head up again.
“So, uh... just out of curiosity. How often do you think I can get away with this ?”
You smirked. “That depends”
“On ?”
“How well you behave”
James’ eyes darkened slightly, though amusement still played at the edges.
“Define behave” his voice dropped, all smooth and teasing, like he could coax an answer out of you if he said it just right.
You arched a brow, pretending to think.
“Well, let’s see. No stealing the blankets at night. No pretending you don’t hear me when I ask you to grab something from the kitchen. And definitely no distracting me when I’m trying to get work done”
James gasped, offended.
“That last one is unreasonable and you know it”
You laughed, shaking your head. “Oh, is it ?”
“Yes. It is literally part of my rights as your boyfriend to distract you”
You hummed, pretending to ponder your decision.
“Well, if we can do nothing about that…” your hand cupped his cheek, slender fingers applying a gentle pressure to lift his face up from that cocoon of warmth he had nestled himself into.
He blinked. “I-wait. What ?”
Before he could fully register what was happening, you leaned down and captured his lips in a slow, lazy kiss.
James melted.
Like, gone. Out of commission. Absolute goner.
The smug confidence he had a second ago ? Obliterated.
His hands, which had been lazily resting at your waist, tightened, pulling you closer like he never wanted to let go. One of them trailed up your spine, fingers tangling into your hair, holding you there like this was oxygen and he needed it to breathe.
You sighed against his lips, feeling the way he shuddered, the way his grip on you tightened, like he was physically trying to keep himself from falling apart.
Like you had just ruined him.
And maybe you had.
Because when you pulled back just enough to catch your breath, James just blinked at you, dazed and utterly wrecked, lips still parted like he hadn’t quite caught up with reality yet.
You bit back a smirk.
Unbelievable.
How had this man made a full-time career out of turning you into putty, and yet one well-placed kiss had him looking like he’d just been personally blessed by the universe ?
You dragged your fingers lazily through his curls, watching the way his lashes fluttered at the sensation, the slow, dopey grin tugging at his lips.
Completely gone.
You tilted your head, murmuring teasingly against his mouth “Was that up to your standards, Mr. Five-Star Review ?”
James, still grinning –and still absolutely useless– just nodded.
"Five stars ? That was worth the entire Milky Way, baby"
You let out a laugh, and he practically glowed at the sound, his fingers flexing against your waist like he wanted to bottle it.
Then, before you could say anything else, he tilted his head, brushing his nose against yours in that infuriatingly sweet way of his.
"You know-" he murmured, voice all warm and syrupy "-if this is part of my reward system, I promise to be so good"
You smirked, fingers tracing idle patterns into the back of his neck. “Do you now ?”
James nodded solemnly, though the grin he was fighting gave him away.
“The best. Model citizen. Proper gentleman. Will hold doors, carry bags, call you milady unironically if I have to”
You snorted. Loudly.
"Now that, I need to see"
He hummed, tilting his head up like he was about to deliver the most profound statement of his life.
“Mmh. Maybe after another kiss”
Your eyes narrowed playfully. “That so ?”
He nodded again, already leaning in, his lips curling mischievously.
You let your fingers drag slowly down the back of his neck, feeling the way James shivered under your touch.
The moment stretched, thick with something warm and electric, the air between you charged in that intoxicating way it always was whenever you teased him like this.
You leaned in deliberately, lips hovering just over his, close enough that you could feel the ghost of his breath, the heat radiating off his skin.
James, for all his usual smugness, stilled, his lazy smirk faltering into something softer, deeper. His lips parting slightly, his pupils dark and expectant.
Waiting.
Wanting.
You let your gaze drop to his lips, watching as his tongue darted out just once, a quick, unconscious flick, like he was already tasting the kiss before it happened.
And, God, he was beautiful like this.
All that usual bravado stripped down to this, his sharp edges melted, his hands twitching slightly where they rested on your hips, fighting the urge to pull you closer.
His restraint was admirable.
His patience ?
Well. That was something you just had to test.
You leaned in that final inch –only for your lips to land on his cheek instead.
Soft. Chaste. Infuriating.
James let out a dramatic, suffering groan, his head thunking back against the cushions.
“Tease” he mumbled, voice hoarse, his hands finally losing their battle as they gripped your waist, fingers pressing into your sides like he was physically holding back the urge to grab your face and kiss you properly.
You pulled back just enough to grin down at him, impossibly pleased with yourself.
“What ?” you asked innocently, tilting your head “You asked for a kiss. You didn’t specify where, love”
He cracked one eye open, glowering.
“Oh, that’s dirty�� he grumbled, before huffing dramatically and rolling onto his back, taking you with him.
You yelped as you landed against his chest, sprawled across him, your laughter cut off when his arms wrapped around you, pinning you against him with the strength of a human vice grip.
“James-”
“Nope” he said, shoving his face into your neck like a petulant child, muffling his words “You’re stuck here now. Actions have consequences”
You laughed, wiggling in his hold, but he just tightened his grip.
“James”
“Mmm. Nope”
“I-”
“Shh. Thinking about my suffering”
You rolled your eyes, smiling despite yourself, your fingers naturally finding their way into his curls again, scratching lightly at his scalp.
He made a sound, deep and content, his body practically melting beneath you.
“See ?” you teased, voice softening “That wasn’t so bad”
He exhaled heavily, but his hands had already started skimming over your back again, lazy and unbothered, like he’d completely forgotten why he was fake-pouting in the first place.
“Mmh” he hummed “Don't know. Still feel like you owe me”
You smirked, arching a brow. “Oh ?”
“Yeah” James sighed dramatically, finally tilting his head up again. Looking at you.
That expression.
Soft. Mischievous. A little challenging.
Maybe even a little hopeful.
Like he was just waiting for you to put him out of his misery.
You let the moment stretch for a beat longer, lips quirking.
Then, with a small, amused sigh, you finally gave in.
And kissed him properly.
For a few moments, the two of you just stayed like that, tangled together, basking in the warmth of each other’s touch.
You felt him smile against your lips before he pulled back just enough to murmur “So… hear me out”
“Oh boy” you sighed, already knowing.
James just grinned, completely unbothered by your lack in faith in him.
“What if we made this a permanent arrangement ?”
You let out a soft laugh, tilting your head at him. “A permanent arrangement ?”
“Yeah. Like, an official thing. A contract, even” he lifted his head slightly, hie expression the picture of seriousness “Something binding. A legally recognized agreement that states you will be my official human pillow for the foreseeable future”
You stared at him, an eyebrow quirked in amusement, lips twitiching.
“You want to draft a pillow contract ?”
James nodded, almost professionally.
“For accountability purposes”
You rolled your eyes, a disbelieved chuckle leaving your lips before you could stop it.
“You’re ridiculous”
“But lovable” he pointed out.
You exhaled, shaking your head, your heart betraying you with the sheer amount of fondness you felt for this man.
“Fine” you relented, rolling your eyes as if you weren’t already completely gone for him “You win. You can rest on me whenever you want”
James grinned like he’d just won the lottery, wasting no time in smacking a quick, eager kiss right on your lips.
“But” you added, poking him in the ribs “I reserve the right to move if you start drooling”
“Excuse me ?” he gasped, offended “I do not drool”
You smirked. “That’s not what the couch cushions say”
James gasped again, dramatically this time, like you had personally insulted his honor “That was one time-”
“Oh, it so wasn’t”
James pouted, pulling you even closer and pressing his forehead against yours with a grumble.
“You wound me” he muttered, a mock distraught lilt to his voice.
You grinned, the warmth of him, the smell of him, completely surrounding you as you pressed a kiss to his jaw, lingering just enough to feel the way his breath hitched.
“I think you’ll survive just fine”
He hummed, tilting his head slightly, inviting you to keep going.
So you did.
You let your lips trail along his jawline, slow and lazy, your fingers threading through the curls at the nape of his neck, scratching lightly in a way that made him melt.
“Well” James sighed, voice lower, heavier, the tiniest shiver running through him “If this is how you comfort me, I guess I’ll forgive you”
You laughed against his skin.
“How generous”
James smirked, but there was something else in his eyes now, something wicked, something that sparked just before–
Before the menace shimmied down.
Yes. Shimmied. Like a man with a mission.
“James-”
Your protest was cut off by laughter, because he was determined, wriggling lower and lower with expert precision, slipping out of your hold like a human-sized golden retriever trying to find the perfect spot on the couch.
And then, with a triumphant sigh, his head landed where he had been aiming all along–
Right on your chest.
James let out a deep, satisfied hum, snuggling in, his nose nuzzling into the soft fabric of your shirt like this was some long-lost paradise he had just returned to.
“Now we’re talking” he exhaled in sheer satisfaction, like the heaviest of weights had been lifted from his shoulders, snuggling even deeper, and muttering an appreciative “Mmh. Yep. Definitely five stars”
You blinked down at him, helpless to fight the way your heart swelled, a smile threatening to bloom against your better judgment.
“Should I start charging you for this service ?” you teased.
James hummed, content, his lips brushing absently against the skin just below your collarbone.
“I’d go broke, baby”
You let out a soft, breathy laugh, your fingers finding their way back into his hair, your nails scratching lightly at his scalp.
He groaned, pressing his face deeper into your chest, mumbling something incoherent that you were pretty sure translated to never stop doing that.
Before you could fully process how utterly whipped this man was, he pressed a soft, lingering kiss there –just because he could.
You pulled back slightly, blinking down at the mop of messy chocolate strands currently buried between your collarbones.
“Do you make a habit of kissing all your pillows ?” you asked, voice mildly amused despite the unreasonable warmth now flooding your chest.
James, completely unashamed, grinned against you.
“Pillows don’t usually deserve appreciation, but this one ?” his fingers traced slow, lazy patterns against your waist, his voice dropping to a reverent murmur “This one gets special treatment”
A full-body shiver rolled through you.
And James, that absolute menace, felt it.
His smirk was obnoxiously satisfied as he nuzzled in even deeper, practically purring as he molded himself further against you.
You rolled your eyes, trying –truly trying– to ignore the overwhelming affection clawing at your ribcage. And utterly failing.
“Jamie, you’re gonna choke like this” you warned playfully, fighting against yourself not to let out the endeared laugh threatening to spill.
He made a noncommittal noise, fully unbothered.
“Best way to go, honestly”
And that was it.
Not one beat missed. Not a single ounce of shame registered in his voice.
You stared wide-eyed at the mop of untamable chocolate curls right below your chin, completely bewildered by the words that had just come out of your boyfriend’s mouth.
Did this man, the actual love of your life, just casually declare that he would willingly –no, gladly– perish via boob-related asphyxiation ?
Because that was what it sounded like.
Was that a normal thing for a person to say ?
No. No, it wasn’t.
And yet—here you were.
"James"
“Mmm ?”
"James, get up"
"No"
You sighed, trying to nudge him off, but it was useless.
Because this man –this grown, six-foot, sport-trained, annoyingly fit man– was currently clinging to you like a koala experiencing its first-ever existential crisis.
And you knew –you knew– that there was no reasoning with a man who had just fully committed to making your chest his final resting place.
"James-"
"No"
"You cannot suffocate yourself on my–"
"I can and I will"
"You will not"
James lifted his head just enough to look at you with actual betrayal.
"How dare you harm a man in his final moments ?"
A stunned laugh escaped before you could stop it.
“Oh my god, you’re ridiculous”
James smirked triumphantly.
“And yet-” he murmured smugly “-you don’t seem to mind it”
He barely gave you a second to respond before he nuzzled right back in, burrowing into your chest like you were some long-lost paradise he had finally returned to.
You stared at the ceiling, dead inside.
How was this your life ?
You used to have dignity.
You used to be a strong, independent person.
And yet, somehow –somehow– you had become a glorified human mattress for your very large and very needy boyfriend.
And the worst part ?
You didn’t even mind.
You sighed deeply, fingers slipping into his hair against your better judgment. James melted immediately, exhaling in a way that was obscenely pleased. Like if he were any more relaxed, he'd have dissolved into a puddle of mushy, lovesick goo.
Then, with the solemnity of a man about to deliver a groundbreaking presidential address, he cleared his throat.
You barely had time to register the shift before he–
“Ladies” James began, his voice smooth, reverent “It’s always a pleasure”
Your mouth fell open.
Did he just–
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
“I just wanted to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude” he continued talking to your breasts, completely ignoring the look of utter disbelief and sheer horror plastered on your face and sighing dramatically “For your service. For your warmth. For providing me with the best naps of my life”
Your soul, quite frankly, left your body, just straight-up abandoned you.
“James–”
He shushed you.
Shushed you.
“I’m having a moment with my girls, baby” he whispered, like he was delivering a speech at fucking Buckingham Palace.
You gaped at him. “You are not-”
“I am” he placed a hand over his heart “They deserve it”
You had never contemplated murder so seriously in your life.
James, completely unbothered, pressed on.
“I promise to treat you with the respect and admiration you deserve. To appreciate your softness in all its glory. To-” he paused, tilting his head “Actually, I feel like I should name you”
“For the love of God, James. Don’t you dare-”
He gasped.
Gasped.
“That’s a brilliant idea. Baby, why haven’t we named them ?”
You smacked his arm, your eyes so wide they threatened to fall out of your skull. “Because they are literally attached to my body ?!”
But he wasn’t listening. No, the absolute menace was thinking, brows furrowed in deep concentration.
“They deserve names that reflect their greatness. Something regal. Something powerful”
He snapped his fingers. “Got it. Thelma and Louise”
You groaned. “Absolutely fucking not”
James ignored you.
“Or maybe Hall and Oates ?”
“I- What- Aren’t they both men ?”
“Gender’s nothing but a social construct, darling”
“Ok-”
A sudden gasp interrupted you, as if he had just discovered the meaning of life itself.
"Baby- Baby, I’ve got it"
You sighed, already regretting everything. "James, no"
"Yes" he insisted, eyes alight with the thrill of an idiot about to say something profoundly stupid "Bonnie and Clyde"
You blinked. Once. Twice.
"You want to name ‘your girls’ after two actual criminals ?"
He nodded solemnly, as if he were making the most reasonable suggestion in the world. "Iconic criminals. Star-crossed lovers. Thrill-seekers. Just like us, babe"
"Just like us ?" you repeated, incredulous "James, they literally died in a hail of bullets"
"Tragic, right ?" he sighed dramatically, resting his cheek against your chest. "Just two outlaws against the world. Inseparable. Madly in love. Probably great at robbing banks"
You stared at him, completely dead inside. "Are you about to compare my chest to a highly coordinated armed robbery ?"
James lifted his head just enough to grin at you.
"Well” he mused, eyes twinkling “they did steal my heart"
You were done. So done, in fact, that you just gave up entirely.
"I cannot believe this is my life" you muttered, shoving your hands over your face.
James, the absolute menace, took this as encouragement and nuzzled back in, pressing obnoxiously reverent kisses between his newly christened 'Bonnie and Clyde'.
"Rest easy, my loves" he murmured dramatically "Your legacy shall live on"
"James-"
"Shhh" he hushed, patting your side "They're outlaws, baby. They don’t play by the rules"
At that point, you seriously considered pushing him off the couch. Or out the window.
Maybe both.
You shook your head, defeated, completely annihilated by your boyfriend’s questionable choices.
James grinned, entirely too pleased with himself.
“Oh, come on. I’m just having a bit of fun” he chuckled lightheartedly, turning his attention back to your chest with the solemnity of a man who had just finished writing a best-selling novel “Well, ladies, whatever your names may be, just know –you have my eternal devotion”
And then, as if he hadn’t just committed the most embarrassing crime against you, he nestled back in with a satisfied hum.
You stared down at him, deadpan.
“You’re an actual menace”
“And yet, despite that, you love me” he mumbled, already half-asleep.
You sighed, your fingers automatically sliding into his hair once again. It took him less than two seconds to turn into a puddle, his entire body going limp as he exhaled in the most ridiculously pleased way possible, like he had just been given an award for the best nap ever.
“Unfortunately” you muttered, your heart melting just a little bit too, because, yes, he was a ridiculous man, but he was your ridiculous man.
And, as much as you complained, you couldn’t deny it --having James like this, warm and completely wrapped around you, was its own kind of perfect.
The Pillow Contract (Unofficially Signed & Approved)
Clause 1: James gets unlimited chest pillow privileges.
Clause 2: Y/n reserves the right to kick James off if he drools in his sleep.
Clause 3: Cuddles are mandatory.
Clause 4: James won't ever refer to Y/n's chest as ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ again. Penalty: annulment of Clause 1.
Hello beautiful people 💗
I have no idea of where this thing spouted from. It popped in my head, and I had to bring it to the world 😂.
This is my first attempt at a more humorous type of fic. I had so much fun writing it, and I really hope it didn't downright suck, and you had a good time reading it, too.
Let me know what you think!
Thank you for reading, and I'll catch you in the next one <3
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𐙚 𓏵𓏵𓏵 𐙚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐞 ❤︎ | mark grayson x gender neutral reader
love mail — romantic + super self indulgent hcs about mark :D if this does well, rex will get the same treatment)
mark grayson with the sweetest, most perfect s/o.. he's so incredibly down bad that even the team is embarrassed. you have the famous hero, invincible — a man posessing incredible powers and strength — weak in the knees. and you don't even know how tightly you have him wrapped around your finger.
"baaaby? i need your..—" without the chance to finish, he's already at your side in seconds and awaiting your request. it makes him all giddy when you call him pet names; baby, sweetheart, darling.. all of those things have his heart running laps, and he doesn't ever want it to stop. rex says he's making a fool of himself, mark argues by saying he's being a fool for you. making it perfectly fine to be one.
he LOOOVES, loves, loves kisses! he doesn't need it to be a make-out sesh, or if he's giving or receiving, it's just his favorite form of physical affection. if you're sleepy, he gives you a forehead kiss. if you're sad, kisses all over your pretty face. and his favorite is if you're happy, you have this tendancy to just kiss him over and over till mark's letting out smitten sighs of content. it's a bonus if you wear any type of lipstick/gloss, he wears your little marks like a PROUD boyfriend. period
mark grayson is a man who treats you like ROYALTY, carrying your bags, buying you all the pretty brands, and all he asks is to go on long, detailed rants about seance dog. he usually has to fight the urge to giggle and kick his feet cause you look at him like he's your boyfriend, and NOT a totally big nerd. which he is, who says you can't be both? infact, you're sure you love him for BEING a nerd. something about a big, tough hero.. liking a comic like seance dog. cute, sooo cute.
his favorite time of day is night time, when you're all sleepy and he pretends to be too, only to be wide awake and stifle his giggles at your sleepy clingyness. he loves the way you just.. stick to him, almost like glue. or GOD, when you run your hands through his hair — he's just got it sooo bad for you, a lovesick puppy at your side always. don't get mad at him when he shows you all the pictures he takes of you while you're sleeping, it just makes him wanna do it more, all to see that pretty look of frustration on your face.
and of course, with being a superhero, an older brother, AND a college student.. mark gets exhausted too, unimaginably so. and when he gets home, greeted by a homecooked meal, comfy clothes, his favorite movie and you, in the midst of washing the dirty dishes in his shirt — he forgets why he was in a sour mood to begin with. hell, he's got stars in his eyes as he excitedly asks you if you've prepared this all for him. dinner goes cold though, too busy pressing you up against the counter and showing you how grateful he is with his lips. ♡
totally the kind of guy to buy a polaroid camera just to collect pictures of you, and best believe he has MANY. in his wallet, in his phone, on his desk in his room.. and in fact, he had jokingly made you a shrine. realistically, it's just got all the gifts you've gotten him over the years.. but he loves it, his little corner of love, his love. his personal favorite picture is the first photobooth you two went to, he's got you carried bridal style and pressing his nose against you, causing you to have the sweetest burst of laughter — the moment perfectly captured in a single photo forever. he's sure that he'll use it to brag to every single person that he's taken, that you're his.
b4 you two were together, mark DEFINITELY tried on multiple ocassions to impress you. posted gym pictures on main (rex laughed at him for weeks), tried to dress 'cooler', and overall tried to become someone he honestly wasn't. to his surprise (and dismay), you noticed him at a cafe on a random weekend, wearing a shirt he didn't realize had a hole in the back, reading a seance dog comic. cue mark's embarrassed mumbling for excuses, before you kindly laughed off his flustered-ness, and offered to listen to him to talk about the comic he was reading.
you.
interested.
in his favorite comic.
it's like you've set off some sort of bomb, cause the boy you found interesting on campus just became ten times more attractive. again, just to highlight, a strong man with the kindest personality is just — it's immediately attractive. or it's the fact mark is just.. hot. he's undeniably a force to be reckoned with and you wanna ROCK his force deadass (sorry 🙁)
worked out in the end <3 now he deals with all your biting of his arms and fixation on messing up his hair. seriously, the whole messy hair thing can not be this serious to you...!
but it is. absolutely. put that hair gel down 💔
and for all the shit that mark's been put through, you've learned to understand him in a way he thought was impossible. for all the times he missed dates, that you slept alone in bed, when he'd disappear for months.. you always waited. patiently, lovingly, for the man you cherished so dearly.
so when he cries in your arms, murmuring how he wishes he could be a better man — you tell him there's no point. he is a better man, the best, in your words. and you wouldn't want anyone else.
#♡ — 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆#mark grayson x reader#mark grayson variant x reader#mark grayson#invincible s3#invincible x reader
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Blue Lock men and how they eat you out 👀
Rin Itoshi
methodical. merciless. unshakeable focus.
he stares up at you the entire time, eyes locked on yours like he’s studying your every reaction and learning what ruins you.
grips your thighs hard to keep you open and in place, ignoring your trembling as he sucks hard on your clit like he means to leave you sobbing.
drags the flat of his tongue up and down slow, building pressure like a silent threat before switching to quick, punishing flicks.
moans low into you when you beg, gets soaked in your slick and refuses to stop until you’re twitching.
“you’re not leaving this bed until I memorize every sound you make.”
Barou Shoei
possessive. messy. domineering.
buries his face in your pussy like he’s starving and you are the only thing that can feed him.
growls against you, tongue plunging inside before switching to sloppy, aggressive sucking like he’s marking you with every lick.
grabs your ass, pulls you harder into his mouth and grinds his face against you while whispering filth about how no one else gets to taste you like this.
hates when you try to squirm away, he’ll just manhandle you right back down.
“don’t run from it. you begged for this, remember?”
Bachira Meguru
playful. teasing. sweet but unhinged.
kisses your thighs and giggles between licks, talking to your pussy like it’s a person. “you miss me? yeah? I missed you too. ”
switches from kitten licks to filthy sucking without warning, just to see your back arch.
uses his tongue and fingers together, curling them up at just the right angle while he suckles your clit like a popsicle.
gets turned on by the taste, literally hums into you like you’re dessert and talks you through every orgasm.
“you make the prettiest noises when I suck on this sweet little pussy.”
Isagi Yoichi
attentive. passionate. praise-heavy.
starts soft with sweet kisses and slow tongue strokes. he worships your body.
constantly checks in, murmuring between licks. “that feel good, baby? want more?”
once you’re begging, his whole demeanor shifts. he grabs your hips and devours you with a mix of hunger and awe.
loves giving you multiple orgasms. he needs you to know how good he can make you feel.
“you taste so fucking good. look at you falling apart for me.”
Nagi Seishiro
lazy but dangerous. controlled chaos.
lies down and lets you sit on his face, but don’t let the laziness fool you, he’ll have you shaking in minutes.
uses long, deep licks and sucks on your clit like it’s second nature.
moans into your pussy because it turns him on too, his big hands squeezing your thighs like he wants you to stay there forever.
gets annoyed if you try to get off too soon. “mm, I’m not done yet…”
“you’re cute when you squirm. sit still. I’ll make it feel better.”
Reo Mikage
charming. obsessive. a little depraved.
goes down on you like it’s a full-course meal prepared just for him.
makes eye contact while his tongue circles your clit, deliberately slow. he wants you to watch him pleasure you.
talks to you while licking. “you’re dripping so much for me, baby… you like when I do this?”
will keep you overstimulated with fingers curling up inside and tongue working overtime. might even tie your hands just to tease.
“you don’t even have to ask. I’ll eat this pretty pussy every night if you let me.”
Kunigami Rensuke
gentle giant. respectful but filthy in private.
goes down on you with quiet reverence, like it’s sacred. big hands wrap around your thighs, spreading you slow, making sure you’re ready for his mouth.
at first, he kisses you like he’s making love to your pussy. sweet, steady strokes of his tongue that build until you’re whimpering.
once you’re shaking, though? he loses it. moaning against your clit, holding you down with brute strength, like he needs your orgasm.
always praises you. “so good for me… you taste so sweet… come on, baby, I’ve got you.”
“don’t be shy. let go for me. I can take it. I want to.”
Chigiri Hyoma
focused. passionate. lethally pretty.
loves watching your thighs tremble around his head. he looks up at you with those long lashes and smirks like he knows exactly how ruined you’re about to be.
skilled as hell with his tongue. graceful, rhythmic flicks against your clit while his fingers curl perfectly inside.
will drag it out just to hear you beg. “you’re close? you sure? mmm, I don’t think you’re quite there yet.”
afterwards, he lies between your thighs with a swollen mouth and flushed cheeks, smug as hell.
“god, you’re beautiful like this… keep moaning like that and I might never stop.”
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"You know..." he trailed off, his voice gruff but cool. Two fingers danced across the countertop as you chopped the potatoes sloppily, as you were still not quite adept with handling a knife.
He continues. "... You would be a really nagging wife, did anyone ever tell you that?"
A scoff escapes you but even so, you chop. It's a little hard trying to focus on cooking all the while this idiot keeps trying to rile you up like crazy. Why was he even here, who even invited him? Yeah, he was popular around town and it wasn't uncommon for him to hop from place to place, regardless of what it may be. Be it someone's house, a bar, a club, a gaming center, it honestly didn't matter.
It just freaked you out how he was slowly morphing into the shadow you never wished to have.
"Is that so?" You ask him sarcastically, your face schooled into an unreadable expression. The smell of delicious spices enveloped the whole kitchen and it made you even hungrier. You were going to kill your friend for allowing this god awful fiend inside here. Refusing to turn to him, you still probed him.
"Don't marry me then, I never asked for your opinion to begin with."
He's stunned for a millisecond before regaining his composure, a booming laugh soon reverberated across the entire room. He clutched his chest a little, as if you had just told him the funniest joke in the whole wide world.
In a way, it was.
He, despite his bravado, wouldn't mind having such crummy a wife by his side.
He was living the good life and nothing could stop him. But there was just something about you, something that would always make him take a step back and think. It was so cute how you were trying to concentrate on making a tasty meal for himself, of course he was going to steal a little later.
He adored your cooking, even if it could get sloppy at times.
The "you'd be a bad/annoying/nagging wife" thing started off as something to humor him, and to piss you off naturally. Nothing brought him greater satisfaction than to see a scowl on your face and just straight up ruin your day. It was exhilarating to watch the light in your eyes crumble the moment he took a breath of air which came from your direction, let alone actually come to you.
It didn't hit him that he was actively interested in you.
He never even realized just how many of your dumb little habits he had picked up on, just how many times he had to stop himself from doing more than he already did because he didn't want to give you the wrong idea.
He doesn't like you, he thinks you're a fool. Plain and simple, just like that.
It doesn't matter that his heart beats so much faster at the mere thought of you, it doesn't matter that he started to fantasize how you would look like if you were his actual wife.... To come home to you, in your soft embrace as a meal was ready for him...
No matter. He'll trick, tease and steal from you as much as he possibly can.
🎀 Gilgamesh (Fate), Bakugo Katsuki, Dabi, Hawks (BNHA), Gojo Satoru (JJK), Guren Ichinose (Seraph of the End), Ayato Sakamaki, Laito Sakamaki (Diabolik Lovers), Satori Tendo (Haikyuu!), Aalto (Wuthering Waves)
#this is a HEAVY self insert lolzzz#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere imagines#yandere x you#yancore#yanderecore#yandere aesthetic#yandere male#yandere bnha#yandere bnha x reader#yandere mha#yandere bakugo katsuki#yandere bakugou#yandere dabi#yandere dabi x reader#yandere hawks#yandere hawks x reader#yandere gilgamesh#yandere fate#jjk#jjk x reader#yandere jjk#yandere gojo#yandere gojo satoru#owari no seraph#owari no seraph imagine#yandere seraph of the end#yandere guren ichinose#yandere haikyuu
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BOYS BEWARE! #variouscharacters #windbreaker #f!reader

the boys know that you are the town’s most notorious heartbreaker. it would be stupid for them to involve themselves with you. it’s not like they didn’t know that they’re sharing you with their own friends— but damn you look fine. / REQ.
feat. sakura, suo, kaji, umemiya, togame, endo, takiishi ⎯⎯ wc. 4.1k
content: female reader, REVERSE HAREM, reader is a heartbreaker, pre-established relationship, they fall in love first, they fall in love harder, reader is either toxic or playful depending on how you look at it, OKAY READER IS KINDA TOXIC, this is a brainrot and a passion project god bless whoever sent this request, no beta we die like my hopes and dreams

SAKURA HARUKA -> MET A BOY FROM OUTTA TOWN...
Sakura doesn’t know how to express his emotions, so he usually lets them rot and die inside him, preferring to ignore them until they disappear.
He never succeeds to do so whenever you come around. All it takes is one smile. One smile from you and he’s completely defenseless at your mercy.
“I-is this guy bothering you?” Sakura’s attempt to sound gruff seems to fool the dumbass who thinks he’s got a chance with you. He eyes down the weak looking eyesore who kept bothering you since five minutes ago. The pathetic creature couldn’t even look him in the eye.
You flash him a smile. That damn smile. He feels like he’s going to choke.
“He is!” you sigh, tugging the sleeve of his jacket, “Are you here on patrol?”
The weakling knows to make himself scarce, leaving Sakura standing alone with you. He hopes you can’t hear his heart thundering inside his ribcage.
“Yes. I came to give you this.” He clumsily hands you a small box of your favorite cake, almost dropping it in the process and quickly adding, “I-I accidentally bought extra!”
You’re now blinking your gorgeous eyes, surprised, but reach out to take it anyway. “Oh, Haruka-kun! You’re so thoughtful!”
The way his name rolls out your tongue makes him go insane.
“Thank you! You’re the best!” Giggling, you hug his arm, accidentally brushing your head against his shoulder..
Just when he’s about to ask you if you had any plans that weekend, he sees that your line of vision has shifted away from him. He follows it to see Suo standing a couple feet away, smiling.
Oh.
He looks down to see you already smiling up at him like nothing happened. “Anyway, I’ll see you around, Haruka-kun! Maybe we can watch a movie together this weekend?”
His heart leaps; so you also want to spend more time with him! He’s just about to say that he’d really, really want that— but you’re already slipping away from his grasp into the direction of his best friend.
You turn your head once more to look at him, “Text me!” before skipping away.
It’s okay, Sakura convinces himself, I’ll definitely text you first.
The warmth of you still lingers on his arm.

SUO HAYATO -> I HELD THE KNIFE BUT YOU HAD THE GUN
Why does Suo still waste his time with you?
He wonders the same thing when he stares at you, eating in front of him.
You eat without a care in the world. Then again, you never seem to care about anything. He just wishes that you’d care about him more. What did you think he was going to feel when he sees you in the arms of Sakura freaking Haruka in the middle of the day? But then again, it’s not like he’s your boyfriend or anything, so it’s not like he had a say—
“Hayato-kun, aren’t you gonna eat?”
Suo blinks, looking down at his half-eaten salad. He’s supposed to be on a diet, but he’d gladly eat a five course meal if it meant being able to spend time with you. “Sorry!” he smiles, “I was too busy staring at you, it seems!” Other people would’ve gotten flustered with his teasing. Suo knows he’s handsome and talks well.
“Oh?” you tilt your head, “do I look pretty today? You’ve been staring a lot~”
Suo’s gaze snaps back to you, his heart skipping a beat. He instantly regrets it when he sees you smiling at him teasingly, a lock of hair falling in front of your face perfectly.
“Very.” he breathes out, brushing your hair away from your face. Hoping that it’d be enough to finally fluster you. Hoping that he can finally win against you for once.
He didn’t expect you to blush. The red tinting your cheeks makes you glow. “Hayato-kun, a surprise attack like that is not fair..”
Suo feels like he’s finally reclaiming himself. Redeeming himself from the devil that is you. Feeling brave, he moves his hand to rest on top of yours, not missing the way your eyes widen ever so slightly. Maybe, maybe....
“What..?”
“It’s my birthday this week.” He starts, trying to sound as nonchalant as possible, “do you have any plans?”
In truth, he knows that you already plan on spending the weekend with Kaji Ren (how can he not know, when Kaji blabs to everyone about it?) but he wonders if you’ll choose to be with him instead. He tried not to be desperate but he already knew there’s no fooling you, not when the corners of your lips lift ever so slightly—
“Oh, really?!”
He can see that the gears in your brain are turning, your pretty eyes flitting across the room to find an excuse. Still, the enthusiasm in your voice left him hoping.
“I forgot! You know how bad I am with my own schedule..”
Suo exhales, trying not to look disappointed.
“But I’ll definitely cancel them to give you a surprise party!” You pull his hands to hold them tight, a serious look on your face, “Wait. It’s not a surprise if I tell you beforehand, is it?”
The twinkle in your eyes makes Suo wonder if you’ve expected this test. He may have won this fight, but he’s destined to lose the war. There’s just no winning against you.
Even so, he has won this fight... and he couldn’t bring himself to care about anything else.

KAJI REN -> YOU CHEW MY HEART LIKE BUBBLEGUM !
Kaji tries to not go overboard, but he did anyway.
He’s tailored the hangout to your exact liking, booking everything two weeks in advance, making you squeal in joy when he tells you that he secured a spot in that hip new café that you keep eyeing during walks.
So when you fail to show up, Kaji knew that it was because of another man. He may be oblivious sometimes but he’s not stupid. There’s no way you cancelled on him last minute to feed your grandma’s cat. Your grandma died two months ago for God’s sake.
That’s why he’s steeled his heart to finally break away from your grasp. He can’t keep hurting himself and hoping you’d finally see him as your only love. He’s not stupid.
“I’m sorry, Ren-kun... you’re still mad at me, aren’t you?”
He refuses to look at you, knowing that he’d fold the instant he sees those gorgeous eyes.
“I messed up.. I have no excuse..”
“Why?” he asks, demands for you to say it with your own mouth. Say that you chose another man over him.
“Okay. I’ll tell you the truth.” You bent down to look at him, unrelenting even when he stares at you coldly, “It was Hayato-kun’s birthday yesterday. I threw him a surprise party with Haruka-kun and Nirei-kun.”
There’s a rare sincerity in your words, a fragile honesty that makes him both relieved and forlorn. “Thank you for telling the truth.” He didn’t want you to see him cry, so he gets up and starts to walk away.
“Wait! Ren-kun!” You call after him, making him walk faster. His eyes are already starting to burn. He had wanted you to tell him the truth, so why does it still hurt this much?
“Oof!”
The sudden thud makes him stop dead in his tracks. The unmistakable sound of a crash. He spins around, seeing you bent over on the ground, holding your knee. His heart drops, already forgetting the reason he walked away in the first place.
“Why are you so clumsy?!” He chides, squatting down next to you. The red in your knee is starting to drip down to your ankle. Guilt bubbles up in his throat, blocking his airway. You’re bleeding because of him.
“Sorry, I can’t even walk right..” you’re still smiling even when tears are streaming down your face. Even then, you look radiant.
“Climb up.” He offers his back, almost losing his mind from the guilt and worry.
“I can’t receive any more of your kindness,” your voice is small behind him, “I’m a horrible friend..”
Kaji wants to yell at you to prioritize yourself more, to tell you that he’ll probably sulk for a day before returning to you with a wagging tail— but all his words get caught in his throat when he sees you crying.
What can he do, except pull you into his embrace?
You melt almost instantly, sobbing apologies after apologies.
What can he do, except tell you that it doesn’t matter and he’s the one at fault?
Fuck it. He is stupid, he is dumb— and he will continue to be, if it means being able to hold you in his arms.

UMEMIYA HAJIME -> SHE MAKES THEM FALL DOWN TO THEIR KNEES AND CRY
Umemiya thinks that he has an advantage over the other guys that flock to you.
When you had a bad day and snap at him, he pats your head and listens to your problems. When he saw you laughing with Endo and Takiishi, he turns a blind eye. When you tell him you suddenly felt like hanging out with Togame, there’s a prick in his heart, but even so, he understands.
He’s very mature and mentally stable. No amount of cancelling plans and harsh words and flirting with other boys can faze him. He thought that those qualities would make you love him more— but he is so sorely mistaken.
“Is something on your mind?” Umemiya bends down slightly but you look away, your lips pursed into a tight line. He rubs your hair, knowing how much you love headpats, but all he got is an annoyed huff.
He’s terrified now.
“What’s wrong?” He can no longer hide the panic in his voice.
Finally, you look at him.
“You don’t love me.”
Your accusation makes him want to die. How can you say that he doesn’t love you when he has fought all his jealousy and killed all his pride?
Umemiya leads you to a nearby bench and kneels down to your height, trying to use the cold ground as a way to cool his beating heart, “Why do you say that?”
You’re twirling a lock of hair now, something you always do when you’re annoyed. “Do you even want to be with me? It’s like you’re just hanging out with me to pass time. Do you even care?”
Your words seem so straightforward, yet Umemiya still doesn’t understand. Whatever did he do that can possibly translate to such a baseless statement?
“I didn’t know that you’re not on good terms with Endo and Takiishi. I look like a bad friend. You don’t even care who I’m hanging out with.”
But Umemiya does care. He cares so much about who you’re hanging out with that he secretly tells the guys to go on patrols whenever you come to visit him, knowing that you’ll definitely get distracted otherwise. He cares so much that he tells Takiishi Chika to stay the hell away from you, causing him to get into a full blown fight. He cares.
“I do.” He frowns, “If I tell you I’m a jealous person, what will you do?”
He merely wanted to punish you a bit for doubting his affections. Someone as kind as you would definitely get flustered when he says something so out of character.
But when he glances at you, you look at him straight in the eyes.
“I will be happy,” The light from the lamppost casts a warm glow over your face, “because finally, you’re being honest with me.”
Umemiya doesn’t know what he’s feeling. Your words are so kind, so you, but it’s like alarm bells are going off inside his head.
“I like it when Hajime-kun is jealous. In fact, I like all of Hajime-kun’s qualities.” Your hand is now tangled in his hair, caressing them softly.
It’s scary how your touch silences all his doubts and makes him putty in your hands. He breathes out a sigh of relief and leans into your touch, knowing that he found favor in your eyes again. “Okay. Okay. I am jealous. Don’t hate me because of that..”
He looks up to see you smiling and a chill runs down his spine.
If you want him to beg, he will beg. If you want him to cry, he will cry. He might try not to show it, but heaven knows he will move hell to be with you.

TOGAME JO -> MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’VE BECOME INSANE.
Being a Shishitoren second-in-command makes Togame unable to spend as much time with you as he’d like.
You live in Makochi, so naturally you’re friends with the Furin boys. Normally, he’d feel relieved that you have other people to protect you from rival gangs when he’s not around, but he only now realizes how close you actually are with Bofurin.
It was supposed to be a surprise. He didn’t tell you that he’s visiting, hoping to catch you off guard when he suddenly drops by. Instead, it was you who caught him off guard.
Togame watches mutely as Umemiya pats your head, hearing the sound of his own heart breaking. The two of you doesn’t seem to realize that he’s standing right there. Like a fool.
“Oh? Togame-kun, you’re here!”
How? How can you sound so.. unbothered? He doesn’t even know what kind of expression is on his face right now.
Umemiya is looking at him without an ounce of guilt. Wait, has he been the fool all along? Has he always been second string? Togame’s head is full of thoughts, none of them good. Oh God, what should he do?
“Togame-kun? Are you okay?”
Your voice is inquisitive, innocent. He is brought back to reality when you grip his shoulder. He looks at you, standing on your tippy toes, your eyes wide and searching.
“You... him..”
“Hm?” As if reminded, you look at Umemiya. “Well, you didn’t tell me you were coming, so I had Hajime-kun walk me home! Uh, but since you’re here...”
Umemiya smiles. Tight. Togame knows that he will probably get a beating if you’re not there. But you are. And Umemiya Hajime relents.
“Right! We can walk home tomorrow. It’s not like everyday Togame visits!” Umemiya’s voice is cheery but the icy undertones is clear.
Don’t you dare make this an everyday occurence.
When Umemiya disappears, Togame lets you pull him with you, still at a loss for words.
“Sooo, what brought you here?” You seem so happy to see him... as if he didn’t just catch you with another man. “Oh, I just realized you have your hair tied! You look good! I like you better this way, I think!”
“Are you... going out with Umemiya Hajime?” Like a fool, that is the only thing can he can say.
You blink at him in surprise, like he just asked you if elephants could fly. Was he not supposed to ask? It’s not like he’s your boyfriend or anything... but you told him you love him.
“I...”
Your laugh interrupts his train of thought. “Of course not, silly!” It seems like his question is so funny that you’re actually doubling over and smacking his arm. “Oh, Togame-kun. Are you jealous?”
Are you seriously asking him that right now?
He’s not jealous. He’s furious.
“Maybe?”
“Aww, you’re so cute! And kinda naive, but like in a really cute way!” You’re resting your head on his arm now, hugging it as the two of you continue walking, “Me and Hajime-kun, we’re just friends! You can ask him if you want!”
Togame doesn’t know what to say. He feels stupid. Maybe he’s just not used to having female friends who’s also friends with other guys. “Why do you call him by his first name?”
You stop walking, causing him to pause too. “Oh my God!” Feeling you pull his arm, Togame turns to look at you. “Togame-kun, you’re totally jealous! That’s so cute! Is it because I don’t call you by your first name?”
Yes. Yes, it is. Why would you say you love him and call another guy by his first name? But now that Togame hears himself, he wonders if he’s just being crazy. He’s ashamed of himself now.
“Don’t sulk like that, Jo-kun. I was too shy to call you so intimately, you know!”
Togame feels like he’s being pacified... but he doesn’t hate it. He pulls you closer to him, engulfing you in a side hug, letting you nuzzle up to him. “Yeah, yeah. Whatever. I don’t really care.”
He feels crazy. Seeing you with another man brought him to the edge of insanity. Luckily, Togame is not someone who backs down so easily. He watches you laughing and wonders when you’ll finally realize his feelings.
Maybe if he deals with Umemiya Hajime, you’ll finally be his and his alone?

ENDO YAMATO -> DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU
From the start, Endo can see that you and him are similar.
The two of you hide behind smiles, faking feelings until you lose track of what you actually feel. Trying to put a brave front and succeeding so much that everyone thinks you’re a self-obsessed, entitled brat with the ego of Mount Fuji.
Maybe he’s so full of himself that he sees so much of himself in you and he falls in love.
Despairingly.
Because you immediately call him out on his feelings, warning him that you don’t feel the same way.
Perhaps he truly is so sure of himself because he tells you that he will wait for you, however long it takes. As if waiting for you can make you love him.
“You’re hurt again!” Is the first thing you say when Endo walks to you today. Your eyebrows are immediately scrunched, eyes glowing in worry.
When he’s hurt, he feels like he’s the only one in your eyes.
You carefully examine the gash on his arm, delicately tracing the ends of the wound. Endo winces a bit. “Does that hurt? I’ll get a first aid kit.”
Endo watches in awe as your fingers move quickly, dressing his wound with the finesse of a nurse. You don’t catch him staring, too busy on your handiwork. On him.
“Thanks. You didn’t have to.” He says, hoping you’ll say otherwise.
“Mhm. But I did.”
“So why did you?” Endo feels like an attention-seeking child.
You close the first aid kit and look at him, sighing. “Because I care about you.”
His eyes must’ve glimmered with hope, because you quickly added, “You get hurt a lot, so I worry about you.”
“It’s because.. my head is not at the right place today.” Oh, he’s so desperate to get you to pay attention to him.
Who cares if he purposefully angers Chika? Maybe one of these days you’ll catch the guy beating him to a pulp with your own eyes and you’ll stop spending so much time with that devil. Who cares if he let Chika throw that punch? The more cuts he has, the better. That means you’ll spend more time dressing him up.
“What’s wrong?”
Endo shakes his head. “You won’t understand.”
He has long learned that you never back down from a challenge.
“Really? Try me.”
See? Endo smiles, “What do you do when you’re in love with someone who doesn’t love you back?”
There’s an indecipherable emotion in your eyes.
“What do you do...” Endo muses, “when you’ve tried to forget about this person, but you can’t?” He lets you hold his hand, inching closer to lean on you for comfort, “I think I love her with every fibre of my being.”
“Maybe someday she’ll return your feelings too.”
Endo closes his eyes and smiles. You spew out such beautiful lies, he fears he’ll start to believe them soon. “I hope so.”
“Yamato-kun. If someday...” your voice wavers, “if someday I were to return your feelings, would you still accept me?”
You know just how to play with his heart. Even so, he will take any chance that he gets. He grips your shoulders, staring into your eyes unblinkingly. “Yes. I told you I’ll wait.”
“Really?”
“How do you want me to prove it to you?”
You gaze at him. “Kiss me.”
Endo wants to cry. What is this game you’re playing now? Do you want to make sure he will never move on from you? To make sure he is so in love with you that he will do anything for you without hesitation? How much crueler can you be?
And how stupid is he?
He moves slowly, making sure that you’re not going to take back what you said. All you do is look at him with expectant eyes, not moving from your position, daring him to actually do it.
So Endo kisses you. And whatever doubts he has about his relationship with you disappears into thin air. All his rationale goes flying out the window. The electricity he feels when his lips move against yours can light a whole city.
You’re the first one to pull away, leaving him gazing at you helplessly.
“I’ll do it however many times you want.”
You merely smile in reply.
Well, you did warn him. But when has Endo ever let a warning stop him? You’re so heart-wrenchingly beautiful that even when the consequences of his actions leave him dying from a broken heart, Endo doesn’t think he will ever regret his choices.

TAKIISHI CHIKA -> SHE MAKES THE DEVIL WET HIS BED AT NIGHTTIME !
Takiishi isn’t used to chasing after people.
Even now, he tries not to show you how much he likes you. He knows you’re a sadist; he’s not blind to the long line of guys that you have left begging on their knees... and how you revel at their tears.
But Takiishi just can’t control himself when you get friendly with other guys. He knows that sometimes you do it purposefully. Why, he has no idea. Maybe you want to remind him that you’re able to leave him anytime, that he should stay on his knees for you.
Even without you testing him, Takiishi will always spend his lifetime begging for a fraction of your affection. He doesn’t care about what he has to do as long as he can be with you.
“Chika-kun.”
He already knows what you’re going to say next. “You know why I beat the shit out of him.” He states, getting up from his seat. “He loves it when you take care of his injuries. You know that.”
You sigh and close the door behind you. “Perhaps. Does that anger you?”
Takiishi wonders why you like to test his patience. No matter what you do, he can never bring himself to hurt you. He can’t even say anything that might offend you.
“Why do you not like me?” Takiishi questions, “Yet, you still linger around me. Why?”
He doesn’t even dare to slam the wall next to you, opting instead to cage you with his arms.
“Who says I don’t like you?”
“You..”
“I like you, Chika-kun.” There’s sincerity in your voice, but you’re not done. “It’s just that.. I also like Yamato-kun, Hajime-kun—”
“Stop.” Takiishi growls, “Do you want me to beat all of them to a pulp? You know that’s what I will do every time you say their name in my presence.”
“And give Yamato-kun another reason to spend more time with me? Make me visit Hajime-kun until his wounds are completely healed? Because you know they will let you throw that punch,” you whisper in his ear sweetly, “so I can take pity on them.”
Takiishi wants to scream, but no sound came out.
“But you will always win, Chika-kun. You’re the strongest fighter, after all. With no wound to dress, who will take pity on you?”
God, you’re mean today.
“I’m sorry.” He doesn’t know what he did, or what to say. He just wants you to stop being so cruel.
You laugh. “Why are you sorry?”
“I don’t know. Anything. Everything.”
Finally deciding to take pity on him, you hug him, feeling his arms immediately snaking around your waist to pull your closer. You let him rest his chin on top of your head.
“Oh, Chika-kun. How can I ever leave you?”
“Don’t.”
If anyone were to see the Takiishi Chika, speaking so softly and acting so defeated, his reputation would’ve crumbled to the ground. Thankfully you’re not just anyone— you’re the only weakness he has, the one thing he will never let go.
No matter how bloody his hands get, he will make sure to take care of your long line of guys so that he will be the last man standing.

#maru writes...#wind breaker x reader#wind breaker (satoru nii)#wind breaker x you#wind breaker fanfiction#wind breaker fanfic#sakura haruka#sakura haruka x reader#suo hayato#suo hayato x reader#kaji ren#kaji ren x reader#umemiya hajime#umemiya hajime x reader#togame jo#togame jo x reader#endo yamato#endo yamato x reader#chika takiishi#chika takiishi x reader
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did my heart love till now?

remus lupin x fem!reader | she’s a hopeless romantic who loves halloween. he loves her. or at least he very, very, strongly likes her in a way he’s never liked anyone else. enough to wear matching costumes
upcoming content: fluff! mentions of alcohol. lmk if you think i missed anything
authors note: i hope you like this! romeo & juliet is my favorite play and the 1996 film is my favorite movie! and remus is my favorite boy :’)!
word count: 2k
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remus had been staring at himself in the mirror for so long his reflection was starting to blur, like a watercolor painting made up of the soft brown of his hair, his pale complexion, and shining silver. he felt like a fool. “a lovesick fool,” james would say, but in this moment, he just felt like a fool. period.
“hey moony, have you decided what you’re going to be for halloween yet?” sirius asked as soon as he and james barged into their shared apartment. remus tore his gaze from his book at the sound of his best friend’s unnatural sounding greeting, loud and jilted as if he’d been practicing it.
“…no, wh-“
“well look no further!” james very enthusiastically exclaimed, pulling a brown bag out from behind his back which promptly fell to the ground, the contents now hanging between him and sirius. it was a knights armor. metal shoulder pads atop a slinky silver long sleeve top with chains resting across the chest.
“what the fuck is that?”
“your halloween costume!” james said as if it were obvious.
remus could do nothing but look at his two friends, who he cared for very deeply, as if they were right idiots.
“don’t you get it?” sirius asked, “it’s romeo!”
remus then felt his face red, heat rising to his cheeks all the way to his ears and he knew he couldn’t play dumb to get out of this.
last week at dinner you had said that you were planning on dressing as juliet for halloween. “from the movie of course!”
“isn’t that part of a couples costume?” marlene asked, “are you bringing a mystery man with you to my party?”
at that, remus tensed, his shoulders instinctively rising to his ears and his heart quickened waiting for your response. he hung out with you pretty much every day, you’re tight knit friend group always sharing at least one meal together. he felt like he would know if you had a boyfriend, but he was still feeling queasy waiting for your answer.
“no mystery men with me! i guess it could be a couple’s costume, but it’s so pretty, i don’t mind doing it solo.”
remus felt his body relax and continued to pick at his food, stealing glances at you whenever he could, missing the mischievous looks being traded between james and sirius.
“i am not wearing that,” remus said resolutely.
“why not? girls love this stuff!” sirius responded, tossing the costume on remus’ lap. he refused to touch it, as if any sign that he openly had feelings for you would somehow come back to bite him in the ass. it rested on his legs like an anchor.
“you want me to surprise her with a matching costume? that’s pathetic.”
“it’s sweet!” james stressed.
“yeah, and she’s always so heart eyed over that gooey romance shit, you show up in this and she’ll be begging for it!”
sirius’ crude comments was met with a smack in the head from james and an unimpressed stare from remus.
“remus, i’m telling you, this is a perfect idea! she’s single and dressing as one half of the greatest couples in history, if you show up as the other half, oh it’ll be like straight out of the pictures!” james swooned. remus felt his heart soften at his overdramatic friend, who he knew was just trying to help him be happy, but his nerves overpowered any convincing.
“you do know they both die at the end, right? kill themselves, even. not sure that’s a message i want to send.” remus muttered, standing up from the couch to go to his room, tired of his friend’s antics.
“you’ll never get a date by just staring at her, mate!” james called out, “and she’s well fit, too! you’re time is running out and you know it!” sirius added as remus walked down the hall, the metal costume in tow, only to be shoved in his closet.
but as halloween inched closer and his feelings for you only grew stronger, james and sirius’ words echoed in his head. he could never get the thought of your soft voice and sweet smile out of his mind, he liked you. so much.
you were always the one who kept listening to him when whatever he was saying was drowned out by the group. always spoke to him in dulcet tones, especially when you felt he had a headache. you were smart and funny and kind, not to mention beautiful. beautiful in a way that reminded him of the princesses and angels he would read about in books when he was a child. soft and warm, a glow seemingly always emanating from your figure.
remus would be content with just looking at you for the rest of his life, he thinks (deep down in the back of his brain, terrified of the strength of his own feelings) but it would be nice to do it without the feat of getting caught by your stare, or his friends taking the mick out of him afterwards.
so here he stood, his torso slightly weighed down by the heavy detailing, but it fit him well nonetheless. it was almost time for them to leave for marlene’s and remus could hear his friends in the living room. he had to make a decision soon.
“y’coming, moony?” james asked through the door.
remus took a deep breath, biting off a square of chocolate. he could do this. it was halloween! you’re supposed to be in a costume. and the film was popular enough, he figured, that he could play it off as a coincidence if things went south.
“…yeah, i’m coming.” he stepped out the door and walked down the hall, rolling his eyes at james’ loud gasp.
“oh my god you’re wearing it!” james practically screeched.
“don’t make me change my mind.”
“oh remus, you’re so handsome!” sirius teased in a high pitched voice, “please be my romeo!”
“for it is the east, and juliet is the sun!” james recited.
“that’s it, i’m changing!” remus exclaimed, only to be dragged back by his waist and walked out the door.
remus was hit by the noise of the party as soon as marlene swung the door open. her eyes trailed down james’ superhero outfit, sirius dressed as patrick bateman, and then remus, her face exploding in an open mouth smile. “reeeeemussss!!!!” she squealed, clearly already on her way to drunk, “you’re such a sweetheart!” she cooed, remus’ cheeks reddening more than he thought possible.
“isn’t he just? now let us in marls, it’s fucking freezing out here!” sirius said, and with a pat on the back, he and james were emerged in the crowd.
“she isn’t here yet, remus, but oh my god she’s going to love it,”
as the night went on remus had practically glued himself to marlene’s increasingly wasted side all night, no sign of james or sirius (who he would bet money are upstairs with dates, or each other), and more importantly no sign of you. he was feeling more foolish by the minute, the metal top growing uncomfortable against his sweaty skin.
disappointed was pooling in his stomach as marlene was nodding off on his shoulder, or so he thought, but he was brought out of his thoughts when a loud yelp escaped her. “you’re here! finally!”
marlene jumped up and stumbled over to a vision in white. flowing silk draped over your body, delicate, feathered wings pinned to your back. excess fabric tied around your waist, framing you beautifully. stunningly. remus felt like he was having an out of body experience, watching himself stand frozen in the middle of the living room, mouth slightly agape, willing himself to do anything other than stare.
“REEEEMUS LOOK! LOOK WHO IT IS!” marlene shout-whispered, shoving you towards him.
you felt your breath escape you at the sight. remus, tall and sweet, looking down at you, his tussled hair dancing across his forehead and his long fingers reached up to brush it out of his eyes, hand trembling. you weren’t fully convinced you weren’t dreaming.
“she, she’s pretty out of it,” he spoke softly, referring to marlene who was now dancing with a lamp.
“y-you look, i-i really like your costume, obviously” you murmured, fiddling with your hands, resisting the urge to run your hand down his sculpted cheeks.
ever since you met him, you believed remus was one of the most beautiful people you’ve ever seen. and then once you got to know him, got to experience first hand his limitless kindness, his witty remarks that always put the boys teasing to shame, and his rare barking laugh that only comes out when he finds something really funny (you elicited it from him once and have spent forever chasing that high).
all your friends said he had a thing for you. that he was always staring at you with soft, hooded eyes, move his plans around for you whenever you asked to study together, rest his jacket on the seat next to him so it would appear taken so no one else would sit down it it until you came.
but you were both famously mild-mannered, shy to a fault, and your feelings never rose to the surface, but the same couldn’t be said for right now.
“oh, thank you,” remus responded, “i thought it would be nice if we could match.”
a giggle escaped you at that and you looked down, unable to meet his eye, you both wearing twin smiles.
absolutely thrilled with your reaction, remus bent his body in half, tilting his head up to catch your gaze, eyes filled with hope, “what’d y’think?”
“i think you look very dashing, rem, i didn’t know you were a shakespeare fan.”
“hmm, not so much,” with a deep breath he let out, “i’m a fan of you, though”
the neon lights flashing over you both contributed to the bubble you found yourselves in. the rowdy guests nothing but white noise as you felt your heart pound against your chest over the soft spoken boy.
“really?” it slipped out. deep seeded insecurity worming it’s way to the forefront as you were positively overwhelmed with confronting your feelings… and that who you had them for.
remus’ heart splintered a little at your warbling ask, “yes” he let out, easy as breathing, “of course.” he placed a large hand on your shoulder, his thumb dancing on the edge of your collarbone.
“i’m a fan of you, too. more than anyone else,” you whispered with a step closer, your white ballet flats lightly knocking against the tips of his black boots, the space between you dwindling.
“aren’t i lucky,” remus murmured wistfully, “to have an angel say that about me”
with that you couldn’t take it anymore and pressed your lips to his, immediately getting lost in the sparks. unsure of what to do with your arms, you awkwardly placed them on remus’ forearms, as if you were holding him still in place. he smiled against your lips, the breath escaping from his chuckle dancing across your face as he lightly dragged your hands up his chest to rest on his shoulders.
you melted as he pulled you in, you gasped as he ran his tongue against your bottom lip, you chased after his lips when he pulled away with a stuttering breath. “y’have to give me a minute angel, or m’heart’s going to give out,”
you giggled, knowing exactly how he felt as he tucked his face into your neck.
“oi oi, c’mon lupin! what did i tell ya! i knew you could do it!” sirius shouted from across the room, thrusting his cup in the air in congratulations.
“oh christ,” remus muttered, his annoyance dissipating with your laugh.
“you are a lover, moony! borrow *hic* cupid's wings and soar with *hic* them above common ground!” james, although very drunk and hiccuping, recited.
all remus could do was roll his eyes, he had everything he wanted right in front of him. after he was done kissing you until the sun came up (and a little bit more after that), he could figure out when the fuck james seemingly memorized romeo and juliet.

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hi hi!! could i please order the chicken wings extra hot to dine in, with a side of onion rings and a lemonade :)
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Ingredients: 18+, MDNI, smut, angst, enemies to lovers, hate sex, fingering, handjob, semi-public, p in v, dirty talk, lots of teasing, close proximity, language, no use of protection, no use of y/n
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You could kill Robin, fingers twitching with a need to strangle, as her drunk form slumped onto Vickie. This was her fault, dragging you here and then getting so drunk she didn’t realize what she had just done. It had been a miracle she had gotten you to agree to ride with her and Steve in the first place, a deep hatred boiling in you for the brown haired boy. Now here she was, inebriated and fawning all over Vickie who had just agreed to take her home instead. Leaving you with the two options of walking home seven miles in the cold or riding back alone with Steve “The King” Harrington.
“It’s really no problem. I only had one drink, and I kind of want to go with her.” A heavy blush paints Vickie’s cheeks at her confession, a protective arm wrapped around Robin who could barely keep her eyes open.
“Go ahead, the spare key is under the mat,” Steve tells her, trying to hide the way his skin crawls at the idea of letting the drunk girl out of his sight. A need to take care of her tugging at his heart. He had half a mind to follow behind them but he also knew Robin would never forgive him if he did. This was her moment.
“Thank you, I promise we’ll be safe,” she says once more before stalking off, a smiling Robin stumbling beside her. As soon as they’re out of earshot, you let out a huff, arms crossing tightly over your chest.
It’s then Steve realizes that even the two drinks you had did nothing to lighten your hatred towards him. Not that he cared, it would just save him the trouble of you acting bratty on the way home.
“Are you riding with me, Princess, or hitch hiking?” he sneers, using the nickname to deem you as high maintenance, no interest in what you decide. The only reason he was still offering is he was quite certain Robin would shave his head while he was sleeping if he had left you behind.
You glare at him for the nickname. “To be honest I don’t have a preference, Harrington. Both are bad choices,” you state, trying to mask the unease you have at being alone with him. Steve Harrington had been the bane of your existence since middle school. From the moment younger you had slipped a love note in his locker and heard him laugh with his friends as you waited around the corner. What a fool you’d been and an asshole he always was.
“Fine, walk,” he says with a heavy roll of his eyes, turning to the front yard where his BMW resided with a few other abandoned cars from the party you both had just attended.
“Not that it matters to you but I don’t have any interest in ruining these new shoes, so I’m coming,” you growl, stomping after him with anger and determination. He made your blood boil and the adrenaline that gave you was better than any drug you could’ve had here. It was enough for you to willingly swing open the door and slide inside of the car.
“Pretty princess and her poor shoes,” Steve mumbles, joining you in the cab of the car and slamming his door shut behind him.
You smirk as he turns the key over, the engine rumbling to life. “At least you think I’m pretty,” you tease and he fumes, steam practically coming from his ears at your words. Yet he ignores you, shifting the car into drive and leaving the party in both of your wakes. Hopefully the entire situation as well.
You last only five minutes before you start fumbling with the radio, unable to take the silence and the close proximity of the evil boy beside you. His cologne invades your senses and stray hairs fall onto his forehead, it was annoying and made your skin crawl. You don’t miss the way he scowls every time you switch it from a song he likes. Finally, you land on a station that plays a staticky version of Waterloo by ABBA, and you’re immediately humming along.
“God, you have shit taste in music,” Steve mutters, and you roll your eyes. Not the least bit surprised he couldn’t recognize the fun and whimsy of ABBA and instead probably lived by synth rock, Tears for Fear and Starship, all bands who wouldn’t exist without the ones from the 70s, including ABBA. It only made you even more annoyed with him.
“Damn, I guess I’ll never be good enough for you Harrington,” it’s a low blow, you know it, but he deserved it. You loathed him for all the right reasons, he was smug and cruel, but he loathed you for everything else. The very being of who you were and things you couldn’t change, and that made all the difference.
“I don’t recall ever saying that, Princess,” he says, fingers gripping tightly over the steering wheel as he sped down the dark street. Determined to get as far away from this night and you as possible.
“Oh please. It’s always something about me having bad taste in music. I’m too loud. Not good looking enough to date,” the last one slips out as you mock him, words uttered from so long ago, heavy laughs bellowing through the halls and shattering your heart even more. A bitter taste settles on your tongue and you accept that your anger has revealed more of your feelings than originally planned.
Silence fills the car, a realization settling over Steve as the last few years play behind his eyes. He had despised you for making assumptions about him, always seeing the worst, and never giving him the benefit of the doubt. Now he knew there was reason, something tangible enough to fuel this fire towards him for so long. You had overheard him and his friends all those years ago and suddenly some of your resentment had become reasonable. Yet a new spark of anger hits him, annoyed at you for not being honest with him from the start, and instead assuming it had been him who said those vicious words all those years ago. Now it made sense why you hated him so much when he had become friends with Robin. No matter what he did, or your shared best friend said, you still wouldn't give him an inch. Instead you had been making his life hell for so long instead of just asking him for the truth.
“And this is supposed to make me pity you? You are always calling me an asshole, assuming I don’t care about anyone, pestering me by asking when was the last time I did something nice for someone? God it drives me nuts!” he gasps out, mocking you right back, and his dismissal of your words reignites the deep hatred for him in a whole new way. You knew some of your claims had been unjust, that he did in fact care deeply for many people, and had just been nice enough to still drive you home. It still didn’t change the fact that he thought he was better than you when you pined after him all those years ago.
“Yeah well someone ought to put you in your place,” you huff, watching as he slams the gear shift into park, now across the street from your house. All the lights are off inside, your parents probably expecting you to stay the night with Robin.
“Yeah well, someone should put you in yours,” he exclaims as he turns to face you, no longer half focusing on the road. He cuts the engine, either to not wake your neighbors or yell at you more, you’re not sure. Yet when the headlights go out and you’re both left in the dark, something electric fills the vehicle.
“Oh yeah? And how exactly would someone do that?” you ask viscously, body instinctively leaning closer with a need to hurt him or maybe something else.
Steve isn’t sure what comes over him, whether it was the adrenaline from the current fight, or the single beer he had at the party, whatever it was he finds that his distaste for you borderlines with something heavier. A desperate need tugging at him and as he studies your face, eyebrows high and angry, he finds himself grabbing the back of your head and smashing his mouth against yours.
You don’t react, a bit shocked but a little fuzzy from the blood pumping in your veins and Steve Harrington’s lips against yours. You hate that he tastes like mint and cigarette smoke, a dizzying combination, and you also hate that it makes you melt into his embrace. Your anger matches his own, bleeding into something else that brings you to grip the collar of his shirt. When it’s clear you’re both participating in this shocking turn of events, Steve dares to dart his tongue into your mouth, tasting and memorizing the feeling of you against him. He’s on autopilot, embracing the heat of your anger, and lust stirring something deep in him that yearns for more of you.
“This doesn’t change anything, by the way,” you say when his mouth finds your neck, sucking and scraping teeth against skin as your perfume invades his senses. His hands light your skin on fire, and when one of his palms cups your breast, it’s shocking how wet you get for him.
“Trust me, I still can’t stand you,” he mutters against your skin but his hands roaming every inch of you says otherwise. Knowing you’re both on the same page, you surprise even yourself by tugging your shirt off your form, detaching Steve from your neck for only a moment before his lips find his way trailing down your skin and to the tops of your breasts.
“Sure seems like it,” you say in a heavy breath, fingers tangling in his hair when he pulls one of the cups of your bra down and runs a tongue over your hardened nipple. He growls against your flesh, fingers brushing softly over your stomach as his hand travels down and under your skirt. He doesn’t regard the material of your panties, merely tugging it to the side when a calloused finger drags through your wet folds.
“Same goes for you,” he smirks, now aware of how turned on you were for him. Quickly he teases your clit and enjoys the feeling of you soaking his fingers. You want to give a snarky comeback but it feels too good, the arousal coming from the deep hatred the both of you shared. There was something hotter about the fact it was Steve of all people making you feel like this. Both of you too worked up to care if it was the other filling that need.
Instead of yelling at him some more you tug him close and put your lips back on his. He accepts the kiss the same time his free hand circles around your back and finds the clasp of your bra. It annoys you even more that he’s able to undo it with just one hand, the straps falling down your shoulders and leaving your upper half completely bare. You couldn’t be anymore thankful for the fact your parents were asleep right now. He stops kissing you only to suck a nipple into his mouth the same time he plunges a finger deep into you. You can’t suppress the loud moan that falls from your lips at the combined sensation. He grins against your skin and moves to tease and suck your other nipple, finger pumping in and out of you as you drip against his hand.
“Jesus, you’re so wet,” he mumbles against your chest, leaving a trail of hickeys in his wake that you knew would fuel your anger even more in the morning.
Wanting to feel like you have some sort of control you reach for his pants, hand traveling blindly until you feel his hard length taut against his zipper. You grip him over the fabric, feeling his body shutter against yours despite the pesky center console in both of your ways. Almost as if he was arguing physically, he adds a second finger, feeling you clamp down on his hand the same time you begin to drag down his zipper. With much effort you finally have him freed from his pants, heavy length squeezed tightly in your palm, thumb rubbing the beads of precum softly against his tip. His cock twitches from the touch, giving way how good it is for him too, and for just a moment instead of hating each other, you both jerk each other off.
“Fuck it, take those panties off,” he demands, hand slipping out from under your skirt. You want to disobey, glare at him for trying to boss you around, but then you watch him suck his fingers clean and without a single thought you lift your hips and slide the fabric out from under your skirt. At the same time Steve slides his seat as far back as it can go before discarding his shirt and tugging his pants and boxers down to his knees.
“Come here,” he says once your panties are abandoned on the floor along with the wedges you previously didn’t want to destroy on the walk home. You move quickly, hands finding his shoulders as your leg swings over his lap and center console. You clench around nothing when his hardened length brushes against your heat now sat over him. You grind softly against him, watching as his eyes close before grabbing the handle on the side of the seat and watch as it lays him almost all the way down.
“I’m in charge now,” you tell him, feeling his fingers tighten around your hips as you reach between you both to grab him again. He keeps his eyes locked on yours as you drag his tip through your folds, using your wetness to make it easier to take all of him. He was bigger than any guy you’d had before but you’d never tell him that. Instead you press him against your entrance and slowly sink down until he’s all the way inside. You don’t move at first, hands steadying yourself on his hairy chest that only makes you even more wet. It was a curse that he was this attractive for an asshole.
“Are you trying to kill me?” he asks after you don’t move for a long time and you roll your eyes before lifting and sinking back down. His head falls back against the seat when you do and the reaction causes you to find a pace, moving up and down and gasping every time he hits the right spot. Pretty soon it’s no longer about pleasuring him but finding that angle that feels just right. When you start grinding back and forth with him inside you, whining as the coil inside you begins to tighten. Steve sees his opportunity, reaching to rub circles onto your clit so you’ll cum before he does. He didn’t need the extra embarrassment of finishing too soon, especially with you of all people.
“I’m close,” you tell him, panting out your words as his hips start to lift and meet your own. You’ve left scratch marks down his chest, dangling your tits in his face. When finally you meet each other in one hard thrust that has you crumbling on top of him, cumming fast and hard as you shudder against his body. The suddenness has him finishing right behind you, hips bouncing your almost limp body above him, and adding to the sensation of both of your orgasms.
Finally silence settles in the car, something other than indifference and desire filling the air. You lay against his chest, neither of you speaking or looking at the other even though he was still inside you. It was intimate and scary, both of you showing more to the other than you ever have before. The shield of hatred is drawn away for just a moment and you can still barely feel the heartache younger you still carried for the boy. A puppy love that might never go away.
“I better get going,” you grumble when it becomes too much, sitting up and reaching for your shirt while still straddling his lap. You avoid eye contact at all costs, pulling the shirt over your head and pretending you weren’t still pressed against Steve Harrington of all people.
He watches with furrowed brows as you reach over and collect your shoes and bra, avoiding the confrontation of what you both just did before popping his car door open and slipping out. Finally your head lifts, eyes meeting his own that look different for the first time you have ever known him. Your anger is still there but for a moment it temporarily settles in your stomach and doesn’t jump to be let out.
“Thanks for the ride,” you tell him and he nods, maintaining eye contact as he pulls his pants and boxers back up his still half hard length. A fear constricting him at the prospect he may never feel this good with someone ever again.
“Anytime,” he jokes, still remembering how an hour ago he was prepared to leave you behind and instead a weird and different kind of fondness intermingled with his annoyance towards you. It’s then he remembers your words from before.
“It was Tommy by the way. He was the one who found that note and said you weren’t good looking enough. If I had found it I would have checked yes. I still would,” the confession feels like a bomb dropped, shocking you to your very core and you can still picture the lined paper now.
Do you like me? ▢ yes ▢ no
And your nervous signature signed sweetly beneath with a crooked heart next to it. Steve still had it, stuffed in a drawer at home, but he would probably never tell you.
“Goodnight, Steve,” you say, using his actual name for the first time all night and Steve nods, lips pressed together tightly. Slowly you walk away on shaky legs, leaving behind your panties as a reminder of the one time you both seemed to be on the same page. When Steve sees you disappear inside the house he lets out a heavy sigh and restarts his car, wishing he could go back in time and change how things happened between you two.
“Goodnight, Princess.”
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may I please request Headcanon of the overblot gang + Adeuce when a reader that’s normally very sweet and shy goes absolutely apeshit and TEARS INTO some bully, absolutely roasting the hell out of them please? Thank you :3
of course anon!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ going apeshit!!!!
type of post: headcanons characters: riddle, ace, deuce, leona, azul, jamil, vil, idia, malleus additional info: romantic or platonic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu
being the magicless newcomer makes you a favorite target for some of Night Raven College's less kindly students.
your loved ones know this, too, so when a group of brutish first years approach, they're ready to defend you. except...
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Riddle had seen them coming towards you and already had his hand on his magical pen
how stupid of them to pick on you in his presence
a week or two without their heads would serve them well
but before he can even step between you and the ruffians (very gallantly, I might add; he had it all planned out in his head),
you just...
...oh
even he blushes at the profanity you spew
he didn't even get to scold them
...then you turn back to him with that same sweet smile as if nothing had happened
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Ace had actually been the first student to get an earful from you
once at the beginning of the year, and never again
now, he takes great pleasure in watching you verbally eviscerate the other students
it's a... guilty pleasure, we'll say
and Deuce knows not to intervene
he tried... once
after all, he's been in your place before
nothing's better than the feeling of putting some snob in his place
BUT OF COURSE, that's the old Deuce
...he just lets you go on because he knows he can't stop you
...not because he's enjoying it. obviously
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and here Leona was, thinking you were some helpless little herbivore...
but can you blame him?
you're always so... cute
skipping around Savanaclaw, all happy to be helping out Ruggie and Jack after practice...
you were bound to run into trouble, looking like an easy meal
he almost feels... bad for you...
but before he can step in and tell the freshies to buzz off, you...
damn, you've got a mouth on you
you switch up real quick on them, and they scamper off to go lick their wounds
color him impressed...
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Azul was on his way back to the dorm when he heard you shout
you sounded... upset
and as much as he would like to, he can't just walk by and let you get bullied
damn sympathy...
so, he follows the sound of your voice, ready to intervene... on...
...nothing
a group of embarrassed freshman run past him, scattering in the opposite direction
he steps around the corner
and there you are, perfectly fine, if not a little winded
...of course
and he didn't even get to be your hero... tch
"Always full of surprises, aren't you? Just don't give Floyd any of those new words to use,"
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it's none of his business... it's none of his business...
until it is his business
Jamil wouldn't have come running to your rescue like some prince
but he is in the middle of a civil conversation with you!
how insulting! honestly!
those freshmen must take him for some kind of witless fool
just this once, he'll teach them not to disrespect him...
of course, he doesn't even get a word in
he's never seen anyone so...
so...
...brutal
your insults are poignant, your tone sharp and dangerous, your usage of puns perfect...
you're like a work of art
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Vil has no problem with putting others in their place
and he has a particular dislike of the brutish, arrogant students at NRC
he can actually sense their unwashed presence in the hall before he sees them
one little snide comment and...
...oh...
oh, my
you verbally tear them to shreds, insulting everything from their shoes to their posture, their cowardice, even their own insults
...goodness
he's going to have to have a talk with you about your language later
but, for now...
...he's enjoying this little performance of yours
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Idia starts the most heated discourse over his faves and biases online, but this is different
this is real life
and the second he can feel a shift in the atmosphere, he's hiding behind you
you can handle it yourself, right? you've done it before!
honestly, he has no clue how you deal with the normies at this school
delusion, probably
he'd die if anyone talked to him the way they talk to...
...NEVER MIND!
you're using words he hasn't even heard in real life
even he is freaked out
you can get real scary when you want to, huh?
...maybe he'll just stick with you for now...
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poor Malleus
he actually kinda sorta wanted to defend your honor...
he could be your fairytale prince!!! he could!!
it's the gentlemanly thing to do, anyway
and, better yet, he wouldn't even have to say anything! just one glare from him and the perpetrators would run screaming
...the one benefit to his reputation
but, of course,
you are not as innocent and weak as you seem
and he can't help but feel... impressed? with your ability to defend yourself
after this is all over, he'll have to joke that you should join his guard
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green with envy.
pairing: theodore nott x reader.
request: omg i need more of theo x reader with a hint of flirty draco
song inspiration: jealous by nick jonas.
author's note: ask and you shall receive. here's draco scheming to make theo jealous, which we all know won't end well. happy new year's my loves. we're staring 2024 off with a bang 😉
“Merlin, they can’t possibly be serious.” Draco muttered in disbelief. “Those two truly aren’t fooling anyone.”
Blaise glanced up from his book, searching for the cause of Malfoy’s offense. The Three Broomsticks was packed, but it wasn’t hard to spot the reason for his friend’s griping. Tucked into a secluded corner of the tavern, you and Theo gravitated towards each other like magnets, leaning into one another, foreheads pressed together, talking and laughing like you were the only people in the world.
It had been this way ever since Blaise could remember.
As always, Theo wore that stupid love-struck expression on his face as he listened to you talk, chuckling softly as you waved your arms around animatedly. You, on the other hand, seemed completely oblivious to the pining and yearning coming from Nott’s end. Anyone with an ounce of common sense could see that Theo was clearly in love with you, yet you remained blind to his affections.
“They’ve made it very clear that they’re just friends,” Blaise replied, repeating the same tired words that you and Theodore declared over and over again over the course of your friendship.
“And you believe them?”
“Of course not.” Blaise affirmed as he flipped through the pages of his book once more. “But who am I to burst their blissful bubble of ignorance?”
“They’re clearly in denial,” Draco remarked, watching intently as you picked a nonexistent piece of lint off of Theo’s quidditch sweater. “It’s been seven years of this pathetic teetering between will they or won’t they territory. I can’t stomach another day of it, Blaise. Someone needs to do something.”
“Whatever half-arsed plan you’ve cooked up in that ferret brain of yours, I want no part in it.”
Draco tapped his fingers against the wooden table, a familiar smirk curving at his lips. Blaise sighed in exasperation. He knew that look. He hated that look. It usually meant that Malfoy was hatching a scheme that spelled nothing but trouble for Blaise.
“I’m serious, Draco.” Blaise said in a stern voice.
“So am I,” the blonde replied. “Those two need a push and I’m more than willing to provide it for them.”
“I already know that I’m going to regret asking, but what exactly are you planning?”
Draco smirked. Blaise swore to Salazar that there was an evil gleam in his friend’s eyes as he turned over to face him. “I’m going to flirt with Y/N.”
“Are you mental?” Blaise exclaimed. “Nott will send you to an early grave. Did you see what he did to Pucey for trying to chat Y/N up? Poor bastard had to eat his meals through a straw for weeks.”
“Then I guess it’s your job to prevent that from happening, Zabini.”
There were a million protests on Blaise’s lips. Everyone knew that Theo was overprotective of his best friend. It was an unspoken rule that you were off-limits and Blaise had seen first hand the consequences that befell anyone that dared to hit on you. It usually ended with someone in the infirmary and that someone was never Theo.
Draco was well aware of this fact as well, but he seemed to have a death wish. Before Blaise could stop him, Malfoy scooped two glasses of butterbeer from the counter and made his way over to you just as Theo excused himself for a smoke. You looked up just as Draco slipped into the booth, sliding beside you to take up the vacant spot your best friend left.
“Fancy seeing you here, Y/N.”
“Hi, Dray.” You greeted the blonde with a smile. “I didn’t know you were here, too.”
“How could you?” He drawled playfully. “Theodore seems content keeping you all to himself.”
You rolled your eyes fondly. “You could’ve easily just come over to join us.”
“That’s exactly what I’m doing, darling.” Draco set a mug of ice cold butterbeer down in front of you. “And I brought your favorite.”
“How sweet of you.” You beamed, totally unaware of his schemes as you clinked your glass against his. “Cheers, Draco.”
“Cheers, Y/N.”
The sweetness of the butterbeer lingered on your tongue and the foam rested on your upper lip as you savored the taste. Your tongue peeked out, trying to lick the remnants away. Silver eyes flashed mischievously as he clocked the action, a smirk curling against his lips.
“Here, let me.” Draco brushed his thumb over your upper lip, wiping away the foam with ease. His fingers were soft and featherlight and nothing like the calloused feel of Theo’s hands.
Your best friend had a bad habit of burning his fingertips from the countless blunts and cigarettes he smoked. Despite the fact that you offered to heal them with magic, Theo always refused. He said it made him more manly. Though you rolled your eyes at him, you found that you didn’t really mind his scars and calluses. It only made him that much more endearing. Why you were thinking of Theo while another man was touching you, you had no idea. Or perhaps you did and you were just in deep, deep denial about it.
“Have I lost you, love?”
With a blink, you found yourself staring back at Malfoy. “Sorry, Draco. What were you saying?”
“I asked if you were using a new shampoo,” said your friend. He twirled a strand of your hair between his fingers, using the ends to tickle your cheek. “Your hair smells divine.”
You paused, narrowing your eyes at Draco. “What are you doing, Dray?”
“I’m not doing anything.”
“You’re up to something.”
That much was obvious to you. Years of friendship told you just as much. Draco was currently plotting something. Before you could question him further, a shadow loomed over the both of you. When Theo had left for his smoke break, he was carefree and grinning, but now tension colored your best friend’s features. As he glared down at Draco, Theo clenched his jaw and balled his fists at his side.
“Keep your hands to yourself, Malfoy.”
“Teddy, he was just helping me with—“
“Draco doesn’t need to help you with anything.” Theo’s eyes flashed with anger, the blues and greens of his irises turning stormy as his gaze dropped to the lock of hair tangled through Draco’s fingers. “What he needs is to walk away before I break his fucking jaw.”
Draco raised his palms up. “I don’t want any trouble, Nott.”
Despite his statement, you sensed that trouble was exactly what Draco was aiming for. Instead of walking away like he should’ve, Malfoy leaned over and kissed your cheek in parting, which only further incensed Theo. If you hadn’t grabbed hold of the end of his coat, Theo would’ve hurled himself at Draco and punched the cocky smirk off of your friend’s face.
You tugged at Theo and placed yourself between him and Draco, watching as the blonde returned to the table Blaise was currently sitting at. For good measure, he winked at the two of you as though Theo wasn’t already pissed enough as it was.
“What the hell’s gotten into you?” Theo’s gaze flickered back to you, his eyes darkening as they met yours.
“Why the fuck are you letting him touch you like that?”
The bite in his voice puzzled you. Theo never snapped at you, so you weren’t quite sure how to react. He almost sounded…jealous. Not that Theo had any reason to be. Right?
“What are you on about? Draco was literally just wiping the foam off of my mouth. It’s not a big deal.”
Downplaying the interaction seemed to rile Theo up even further. “Yes it fucking is,” he gritted out. “He’s flirting with you, Y/N. How can you not see that?”
The accusation of Draco Malfoy flirting with you was entirely laughable. Though you were accustomed to Theo’s overzealous tendencies, you usually didn’t mind his overprotectiveness since it deterred creepy guys from making advances towards you. But this was Draco, for Godric’s sake. You’ve known each other since you were in diapers. There was no way in hell he was actually trying to make a move on you.
“You’re being ridiculous, Teddy. Malfoy was not flirting with me.”
“Of course he was! Did you not see the way he looked at you? The bloody git was all over you, playing with your hair, touching your lips. I should his bash his fucking head in for even glancing in your direction.“
The rest of Theo’s rant was incoherent, a mixture between English and Italian curses that drew the attention of those around you. With a grimace, you tugged Theo towards the back of the Three Broomsticks. He continued swearing as you led him away, dead eyes filled with fury as you ushered him into the bathroom.
There was a murderous expression on his face as he spewed threats and curses. You locked the door behind you, sighing as you surveyed the angry boy before you. Knowing Theo, his constant ranting would only fuel the fire of his anger. You needed to calm him down before he made good on his promise to pummel Draco into the ground.
Unfortunately, Theo had already worked himself up to a fit. A frown was evident on his face, his knuckles turning white as he clenched his fists, the veins on his forearms protruding as violence threatened to spill over. You said his name a few times, but he didn’t seem to hear you. He was too angry to take notice.
While dealing with an angry Theo was by no means a new occurrence for you, it seemed harder to pull him out of it this time. You had never seen him this furious. A small part of you was mad at his overreaction, but another part of you was oddly flattered that he cared so much.
Perhaps it was foolish to do so, but you relished in the fact that such a small action could elicit such a response from him. If you didn’t know any better, you would’ve surmised that Theo was acting out of jealousy. His possessive behavior had always given you a strange sort of thrill. It made you feel wanted, it made you feel desired, and that in itself was more dangerous than any drug.
“Theodore.”
Theo paced back and forth, contemplating acts of violence against one of his oldest and closest friends.
“Theo.”
He wondered how much trouble he’d get into for beating Draco into a bloody pulp. Would they suspend him? Theo reckoned it would be worth it.
“Teddy.”
The sight of Draco brushing foam off of your lips flashed through his mind again, playing on a torturous loop. Malfoy didn’t get to touch you like that. No one got to touch you like that. At least not without Theo breaking every bone in their hand.
“Oh for Salazar’s fucking sake.”
You grabbed the front of Theo’s sweater and dragged him down to your level. There was absolutely no thought process behind your actions besides stopping his rant. With your lips pressed firmly against his, you accomplished just that. Theo froze for a second, his eyes fluttering close as you kissed him. The tension left his body, his anger melting away to give room for a different sort of heat to spread through him.
The minute his body language changed, you pulled away. Theo looked down at you, his dead eyes burning with searing passion. You felt his gaze piercing right through you. There was danger lurking within him. Like he was the predator and you were the prey. You’ve never seen him look like that before. Theo looked…feral. Theo looked hungry.
“I’m sorry, Teddy. I was just trying to calm you down—”
You reeled back as Theo cupped your face in his hands and smashed your lips together once more. This time, there was no surprise in the kiss. There was just fervent passion, arduous desire, and mutual destruction between you. Theo didn’t kiss you like he wanted you. He kissed you like he needed you.
As he pinned you against the wall, Theo gripped your hips and pressed his body against yours. The kisses grew sloppy and desperate, the two of you scrabbling for more. You groaned as his erection brushed against your thigh, leaving him the perfect opening to slide his tongue past the seam of your lips. You were vaguely aware of banging into the pictures on the walls, the sound of them clattering to the ground registering somewhere in the back of your mind.
The two of you were like a tornado, knocking decor and toiletries around as you continued to sloppily make out. You were sure that you were making enough noise to alert the whole tavern. Yet you couldn’t bring yourself to care as Theo bit down on your bottom lip. You moaned into his mouth as he set you down on the counter. One hand gripped your throat while the other slipped underneath your skirt.
Theo dragged you closer by your thighs, wrapping your legs around his waist as he grinded his hardness against your throbbing core.
“Malfoy couldn’t touch you like this, bella.” The low rasp of his voice sent shivers down your spine. His hold on you was possessive and utterly fucking sexy. Heat rushed between your thighs as his fingers tightened around your throat. “Only I can touch you like this. Do you understand, dolcezza?”
“Yes,” you answered breathlessly. “It’s you, Teddy. Only you.”
Pleased with your response, Theo smirked as he ripped off your tights. Your eyes nearly rolled to the back of your head when he rubbed his hand against your clothed sex. He palmed you through your panties, swearing when he felt how wet you were for him.
“You’re fucking mine,” he growled against your ear while he slid your panties to the side and teased along your folds. Slender fingers curled inside of you, eliciting a filthy moan that echoed through the walls. “This is all for me.”
Watercolour eyes seized the breath from your lungs. The declaration hung in the air with finality. There was no room for question or doubt. Theo was merely stating the truth.
You were his. You always have been.
Theo withdrew his hand, fingers dripping with your arousal. He refused to break eye contact as he stuck them into his mouth, licking each digit clean.
You whimpered, pulling him in by his belt loop. He moaned as you impatiently tugged his jeans down, palming him through his boxers. He felt big. Bigger than you’ve ever had before.
But you wanted it. You wanted him.
“I need you, Theo. Please.”
“I’m yours, Y/N.” Theo panted into your mouth as you released his cock from the constraints of his boxers. “Always.”
You swallowed thickly as you looked down at his impressive size. His cock was hard and throbbing in your hands, precum leaking from the tip. Theo was massive. You had no idea how he was going to fit. Still, the challenge thrilled you.
Spreading your legs open, you bit your lip as Theo positioned the head of his cock at your entrance. He kissed your lips sweetly before pulling back and nuzzling his nose against yours.
“Deep breaths, baby.” You nodded, inhaling and exhaling as he pushed the tip in. “You’re so tight. Gonna let me stretch you wide open, bella?”
Tears pricked at your eyes as he breached your walls, stretching you just between the line of pain and pleasure. “You’re so big, Theo. I don't—I don't know if it’s going to fit.”
“We’ll make it fit, Y/N,” he promised, pushing further in and groaning as your walls hugged tightly around him. “Just like that. You’re doing so well, sweetheart.”
Once Theo was fully sheathed inside of you, his movements stilled. He caressed your cheek and pecked your lips. “Can I move, baby?”
“Yes,” you exhaled.
“Good girl.”
You fluttered at his words and Theo cursed as your walls gripped him like a vice. “Fuck, pretty pussy’s squeezing me so tight. You drive me fucking insane, you know that? I get so jealous of anyone who even looks at you.”
“I like when you get jealous,” you admitted, wrapping your legs tighter around his waist. “You’re sexy when you’re angry.”
Theo flipped you over so that you were facing the mirror. As you gripped the marble countertop, he thrusted sharply inside of you and watched as your face contorted into pleasure. Whispering praises into your ear, Theo picked up the pace. He intertwined your fingers together and placed each palm against the mirror.
“Open your eyes, bella. I want you to watch while I ruin you.”
Your eyes snapped to your reflection, taking in your flushed cheeks and mussed hair. Behind you, Theo fucked into you with a punishing pace. He groaned as he watched himself slide in and out of you, relishing at the perfect fit. It was like you were made for him. As your moans grew louder, Theo stuffed his fingers down your throat and gagged you.
“God, fuck.” Theo hissed, his eyes meeting yours in the reflection. “Harder, baby. You can take it. Let me fuck out my frustrations.”
“You. Belong. To. Me.”
Theo punctuated every word with a thrust, hitting the sweet spot within your walls with each rut.
“I’m yours, Teddy.” You said breathlessly. “All yours.”
He smiled, placing a tender kiss against your neck as his fingers slipped between your legs. Theo rubbed at your clit, urging you closer and closer to your orgasm.
“Are you close, principessa? I can feel you squeezing me, milking me dry. Take it all, dolcezza. You’re mine, but I’m yours too.”
“My hands are yours.” Theo squeezed your tits, flicking his thumb over your nipples.
“My lips are yours.” He angled your chin towards him, claiming your mouth with open mouthed kisses.
“My cock is yours.” He drove deeper inside of you, making you arch as you cried out his name.
Theo swallowed your moans before capturing your lips with his. “My heart is yours, too.”
“It’s all yours, Y/N.”
Your heart squeezed at his declaration. Nothing had ever sounded more beautiful than Theo pledging every part of himself to you.
“Oh god. Fuck, Theo. Please. I’m gonna cum.”
“Cum for me, bella.”
Stars dotted your vision as the orgasm rocked through your body. Theo kissed your neck, marking his territory, while you squeezed around him. The heat of his touch seared your skin as he held you. If it weren’t for his strong arms wrapped around you, you would’ve collapsed.
“So fucking perfect,” Theo said between pants. “My beautiful girl.”
Your name tumbled off of Theo’s lips as he came. It was the sweetest sound you’ve ever heard. Coming from the most beautiful boy you’ve ever seen.
The two of you slid down to the floor. Theo wrapped an arm around you, cheeks red and hair disheveled. His pretty eyes fluttered open as he traced over the hickies and bruises he’d left on your body, admiring each mark gently. With his brows scrunched with concern, he brushed a thumb over the bite mark on your shoulder.
“Was I too rough?” Theo whispered, kissing over the spot. “Did I hurt you, Y/N?”
You smiled at his gentleness, smoothing at the worry lines creasing his forehead. “No, it was perfect. God, you're fucking hot when you're jealous.”
Theo chuckled, kissing the inside of your wrist. The playfulness in his expression faltered as concern and hesitation bled through. “Did you—I mean, fuck, did you enjoy it? I didn’t—you still want to be my friend, right?”
“No.”
Theo felt his heart drop down to his stomach. He’d fucked it up. The one good thing in his life and he’d fucked it up. You brushed your fingers over his cheekbones, tilting his chin so that you were face to face.
“I want to be so much more than just your friend, Teddy.” The sigh of relief that he released made you grin. You leaned in, giving him a soft peck on the lips. “My heart is yours, too. It’s always been yours.”
The weight of his smile made your heart ache. “Now that you know how I feel, there’s no need to be jealous anymore.”
“Are you kidding? I’m going to be even more insufferable now. I need everyone to know that you’re mine.”
“They already know, Teddy. We were the only ones living in denial.”
“We made it pretty damn obvious, didn’t we?”
“You threatened every guy who dared to even look at me.”
“Please,” Theo started, a smile tugging at his lips. “I saw the dirty looks you gave to the girls who tried to flirt with me.”
You chuckled. “Okay, so maybe we’re both a little…”
“Possessive? Obsessed? Head over heels insane for each other?”
“All of the above.” You declared, tugging at his hand. “Now come on, Teddy. Before someone figures out what we were really doing in here.”
“I think they know, love.” Theo teased. “You were pretty loud.”
“Like you weren’t loud yourself, Nott.”
You rolled your eyes fondly as he helped you up. Theo straightened your skirt and smoothed your hair down, kissing your temple. He reached for the doorknob with one hand and linked his fingers with yours with the other.
Fortunately, there weren’t too many people waiting for the loo. You would’ve been embarrassed to walk out together hand in hand, but Theo made sure that every set of prying eyes quickly found something else to look at. With a cheeky grin, he lifted your knuckles to his lips and placed a lingering kiss upon your skin.
As you walked out into the main hall, a wolf-whistle rang out from one of the tables. Draco raised a toast in your direction while Blaise shook his head.
“Can’t believe that half-arsed plan of yours actually worked,” Zabini said.
Theo furrowed his brows. “What plan?”
“The one where Malfoy flirts with Y/N in an attempt to make you jealous.”
“I knew you were up to something,” you said with narrowed eyes. “What an idiotic plan.”
“Is it idiotic if it worked?”
Theo shook his head in disbelief. “You’re mental, Malfoy. I truly considered tearing you to pieces.”
“You’re welcome,” Draco said with a smirk. “Clearly that jealousy was put to good use.”
The blonde winked at you, making Theo’s fingers tighten around yours. “Oh, Teddy’s going to kill you. This time, I have no plans of stopping him.”
Draco’s silver eyes widened as you released Theo. “Zabini? A little help here?”
“I’d start running if I were you, Malfoy.”
Without hesitation, Draco bolted out the door. You snickered as the blonde disappeared down the snowy street, his platinum blonde head bobbing through the crowd. To his credit, Theo gave him a proper head start.
“I’ll be right back, dolcezza.”
“Don’t be gone too long, Teddy.” Theo smiled, leaning in to press a soft kiss on your lips. “And try not to hurt Draco too badly, yeah?”
Despite his pout, Theo nodded as you tugged him down for a proper kiss. He smiled against your lips before peppering kisses on your nose and cheeks.
“Fine, but only because you asked nicely, principessa.”
You smiled, watching as Theo chased after Draco. Beside you, Blaise grinned.
“It’s about damn time.”
With a flush, you rolled your eyes at your friend. “Oh shut it, Zabini.”
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Happy birthday to you! More merthur role reversal, please and thank you!
a continuation of 1 2
Merlin doesn't have high expectations regarding Arthur's skill as a servant. He's a peasant farmer with an unexpected grasp of weaponry who's probably never even been inside a castle before he'd gotten conscripted into fighting in their war against Camelot.
Arthur is, obviously and understandably, upset at the role he's been forced into. Merlin means to give it a week and then convince his mother that sending Arthur home is a much better reward than making him do Merlin's laundry. Plus, they already have servants who've actually been trained to do this work. He figures after a week of Arthur bumbling around, sending him home will be a relief for everyone.
Except that he's really good at it.
A day in, he has the entire layout of the castle memorized. He knows which clothes go to the laundress and which just need to be beat and set in the sun. He figures out how to order a bath and knows what weird salts and oils go in it even though Merlin usually can't be bothered. He stands with perfect posture at the high table and switches seamlessly between pouring him water and wine, clocking correctly that he can't handle more than two glasses without making a fool of himself, which he thinks he should be offended by except that he's right. He knows which meals Merlin can take in his room and when he has to be dragged to the great hall, memorizes his schedule like the life of a prince is something logical and not a mess of responsibilities and priorities. He even manages to sort Merlin's potions ingredients without much issue, even if he does mutter disparagingly about the waste, which he doesn't understand but decides not to ask.
Frankly, he's the best servant that Merlin's ever had, but even if he wasn't, he still would be, because he's not afraid of his magic.
People aren't afraid of him, really, thank the goddess, but his magic is huge and terrifying and he can only control it with any accuracy half the time. Every time he goes to cast something, everyone ducks, even his teachers.
Arthur has no magic of his own, and honestly seems faintly disapproving of the whole idea of it, but when Merlin explodes something he doesn't mean to or sets it on fire or turns it blue or - well, something he doesn't intend to, something that could so easily be turned against him if Merlin isn't careful, he doesn't so much as flinch.
Even Will is wary of getting caught in his crossfire. Arthur just seems irritated when it ends up making more work for him.
Arthur starts his day like always, throwing open his curtains and telling him to stop lazing about.
"You can't talk to me that way," Merlin says sleepily, burying his face in his pillow to escape the awful sunlight Arthur insists on letting in. "I'm a prince. And a really powerful sorcerer. I," he yawns, "I demand respect."
"You're going to be late for your meeting with your mother," Arthur says, yanking Merlin's pillow out of his arms and holding it threateningly above him. Merlin's already learned the hard way that Arthur isn't above beating him if he doesn't move fast enough.
He moans and rolls to his feet. "I'm going to put you in the stocks."
"Of course, Prince Merlin," Arthur says, as unimpressed with him as ever. "Whatever you say, Prince Merlin. You have budget proposals from the city to look over."
He groans. "You know, you should have more sympathy for me. This whole prince thing is harder than it looks! I'd like to see you do it."
Arthur's mouth twitches. "You do it, Merlin, how hard could it be?"
Uhg. One of these days he really is going to throw him in the stocks.
#prompt answers#prompts are closed#asks#anon#merlin#arthur like i've seen your father and your best battle mages on the battlefield this is nothing
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