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in case you were wondering, yes, i'm still thinking about best man ford (my post from over a year ago)
#this is sloppy enough that i dont consider it breaking my “no posting art to tumblr” rule#doodles#gravity falls#fiddauthor
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the wettest of cats
#mr. “I refuse to become another goddamn mystery” himself#i’ll cry if I think too hard about him#also for tmagp listeners how was episode 22? :)#also!! this is for a dtiys I’m organising over at instagram! take a peek if you’re interested !#honestly not really any rules or deadlines. tag me if you decide to draw him ! :]#allowed myself a one day break from commissions and animating to finish this boy#(i am this 🤏 close to burnout but alas i shall persist)#jonathan sims#jon sims#the magnus archives#tma#magpod#the magnus protocol#magprotocol#the archivist#tma fanart#fanart#illustration#digital painting#digital art#dtiys#my art
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workarounds to having a vampire as your partner in crime
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#néphos#bg3 tav#doodles#néphos used to do crimes for profit pre-game so i like to think that post-game they recruit astarion into it#dnd rules say ''can't enter a residence without an invitation from one of the occupants''#technically. if you squint. someone who's inside the building is an occupant. Break-ins for murder may continue
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regarding that recent discourse on tw*ter of if andrew would like aaron's kids or not: im not listening to any of you. neil josten literally sent me these pictures himself 🧡
#andrew minyard#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg#all for the game#dood#andrew joseph minyard hating aaron's kids????#what are you people talking about who even is that#nora's tweet was from like 2016-18 and since when do we listen to anything she says in post anyways#had to break my weekly posting limit rule for this i will not take this slander#also this is a joke please think what you will about it theyre fictional characters 😭#if you disagree i wont be mad just dissappointed#andrea mckenzie-minyard#annelise mckenzie-minyard
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felicia telling irving the only time she ever saw burt scared was when he spent two hours fixing his hair before going to see him,,,,,, irving drawing burt over and over between the times he could see him,,,,,, felicia hugging irving the second she saw him, having lunch with him and telling him stories,,,,,,, irving's getting the "widow that's still loved by the family" treatment by o&d as he rightfully deserved
#nell's yapping#severance#severance season 2#severance apple tv#severance spoilers#severance season 2 spoilers#him being so scared to go to o&d and then being immediately loved and cared for be felicia was so delicious i loved it#also burt being a badass that tells off administration is incredible#makes sense that the guy initiating all the “rule breaking” would be the one not to let lumon step all over him and his work#INNIE BURT IS LIKE OUTIE IRVING#brb crying#burtirving#burt g#burt goodman#irving bailiff#irving b
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[At a gala]
Janet Drake: Jack, honey, where’s the baby?
Jack Drake: Hm? Oh, Bruce Wayne asked to hold him. I figured he’d be safe.
[Bruce sprinting to the car]
Bruce: Alfred, start the car!
Alfred: Master Bruce, is there a problem? And why do you have the Drake child?
Bruce: Don’t worry about it, let’s just go.
Alfred: Sir, I don’t think the Drake’s would appreciate you abducting their baby.
Bruce: But-
Alfred: No “buts”, sir. Please return him, he is not an orphan.
Bruce: *under his breath* Not yet…
Alfred: SIR-
#bruce sees a raven haired child and says MINE#kidnapping is obviously wrong unless i’m taking a child that i want#bruce is willing to break his rule if it means he can have another baby#incorrect batfamily quotes#batman#batfamily#batfam#batdad#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#tim drake
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a conversation/realization Hori and his editor had about Bakugo and the final chapter
#probably#are they ya know... shonen rivals?#bkdk#bakudeku#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#mha 430#bnha 430#mha manga spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#bakugou katsuki#bakugo#excuse me for a moment while i break my self imposed no shipping rule for this blog... it just fit too well#scene originally from monthly girls nozaki-kun#crossposted on twitter & tiktok#decoydigresses#edited bcs i didnt like the original wording
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Oh, well, that was just, you know, hard work, timing, and a lot of luck. No, you got better. You don't just get better.
#hacks#hacksedit#hacks hbo#avorah#avadebedit#tvedit#usertelevision#filmtvcentral#dailyflicks#dailytvfilmgifs#cinemapix#useroptional#ladiesblr#femalecharacters#bitchys#m!lfsource#mine#edit#*#evidence*#p r o o f#otp: you're in my head#hacks spoilers#long post#breaking my own rule on gifset size because there was just SO MUCH to include here!!!! good LORD you know it's a lot going in#but i was still surprised at the end count lol#i was gonna make this after mrs. table but i'm glad i procrastinated!!!!!!!!#ANYWAY ava daniels is the most important person in the world to who deborah is and wants to be and that's canon baby!!!!!!!!!!#q
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drawing more taash/bellara. help
#dragon age#bellara lutare#taash#bellataash#f#breaking my no wips on tumblr rule because idk when I'll be able to finish this. I don't want to deprive you guys#the response on the comic has been so cool I forgot how fun it is to think about a niche pairing and make everyone insane with me#if me going crazy on it inspires anyone else to draw or write for them my job will have been successful
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in the dark with you
#deltarune#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#susie#crows art#not the best ever but only felt like scribbling tonight..#need to head to bed like asap lmao..#breaking my no posting till i finish the chapters rule.. just this once..#their friendship means the world to me you dontunderstand..
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uno reverse
#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#sorry to postin so much feel like im breaking some sorta unspoken rule but i gotta or i will forget to post it at all#mw#my art#recruits in the bathroom sobbin in confusion at soaps 180 in the mornin after drills. brutal. judgmental. no remorse.#sneerin dead eyed stare he oversees em with so unforgivin and cold to minor missteps#ghost is the nice one who seems to be glowing. bc the first time he exp'd soap on a bad day he nearly had a mental break down#thinkin he did somethin to piss him off but nope soap just borrowed the stick up ghost's ass for the day#eye black smears on fingies as a treat to myself#feel like im forgettin somethin wonder what it is hmm maybe its my lack of sleep 24hrs awake thas prolly it ye
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Woe more pigeon yuri
#breaking my artfree day rule because if i don't draw Mizuenas stupid pink dovenest tonite I will implode#also don't mind all the Mizuena lately...#art#my art#project sekai#prsk#hatsune miku colorful stage#mizuki akiyama#ena shinonome#mizuena#pigeon#prsk pigeons
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LET THE BOY HAVE AN EDUCATION
officially at the point where we're starting to see where it's all headed and I am just going NYEEHEEHEE in delight at it all. ahhh...next week can't come soon enough...
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#leona: (devises an actually somewhat clever plan to take out the staff-puppets without breaking any rules)#leona: (taken out two seconds later because he sat down in the wrong place)#at this point i'm half expecting the ssr boys to actually bust in with a big sandwich platter or something#a cake with 'please don't kidnap people :)' written on it in shaky icing#kalim isn't good at plans but he DOES throw a good shindig and by god he's going to play to his strengths#also IT WASN'T SHINY TICKETS IT WAS GIDEL?!#MY BOY#MY BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL FELINE BOY#i mean i'm assuming at this point but that seems to be the implication#genuinely kind of shocked that they actually WERE being magicked into being extra gullible#it was ✨foreshadowing✨ all along...#the blot though! what about the blot!#is that going to be an issue or are we going to have enough to deal with already!#i have rocketed from 'i find these villains entertaining' to 'i am suddenly incredibly invested in them as characters'#LOOK there is one thing better than characters with sort of unhealthy codependent relationships#and that is characters with sort of unhealthy codependent relationships but TWIST IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU THINK#nyeeheeheeeeeee
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When the Robins were too young to convincingly pass as drivers, they'd always insist that Bruce drive them to school or anyplace they were running late to, because Bruce's extensive illegal racing experience meant they were guaranteed to make it there on time. Or even early sometimes.
#You know that old meme where that Gorbachev was driving that one time instead of his driver#and the polizei dudes went “no way in fucking hell am I arresting anyone important enough for Gorbachev to drive around”#It's that#THey see the prince of the city behind the wheel and the cops assume he's got a decent reason for breaking every speed limit and rule of th#road#alfred chills with the kid in the back and nearly knocks his head against the window thrice#GPS squinting at their time: “how the hell did you get there in five minutes?”#Bruce pulling up to the parking lot with smoking car tyres#to the horror of the other PTA parents#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#batman#personal#dick grayson#jason todd#Damian wayne#i guess#I do not see Timmy or Cass requiring this#Stephanie brown#maybe
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Dipping my toes into the COD community here…
Imagine malewife Ghost waiting for you to come home. In stereotypical malewife fashion, he's washing the dishes or cooking dinner in a frilly apron. And only a frilly apron.
When you walk through the door, you're greeted with this beautiful sight, and you can't control yourself… you come up behind him and snake your arms around his waist, kissing the back of his neck and resting your head on his shoulder while he asks you how your day was. You get to watch his cock gradually harden and eventually leave a wet stain on the apron as your hands wander, explore, and grope his body.
Dinner was nice, but you're more excited for dessert~
#my writing#thirst#call of duty smut#cod smut#cod x male reader#cod x reader#cod x you#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x male reader#sub simon riley#male reader#dom reader#dom male reader#sub male character#male reader x male character#between ghost and konig i may have to break my rule and play a cod game…
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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