#I’m a WORM

[orbitganymede]

18+, MDNI

asking ghost out on a date is…odd to say the least. utterly bold and fearless of you if someone was to ask other people on base, you’re big balled they say. the masked assassin had given a gruff “no”, clearly uninterested as he turned away and lit a cigarette as if you’re nothing but a nuisance. you’d shrugged your shoulders and went on with your day, what could you do? you’d tried.

but now ghost is interested, you’re the first person that’s approached him, usually he’d have to find hookups at bars or he’d have to resort to making his sergeants do their unofficial duty of stress relief. he refuses to leave you alone a mere week after you asked him. opting to sit next to you in the mess instead of haunting his usual corner, not that he’d make conversation. this went on for a few days before he decided to be the bold one and placed his obscenely large hand on your thigh. you’re confused to say the least, he’d denied your invitation to dinner, and honestly you’d prefaced it in a way that could have been taken as just the bedroom. but here he is hand so close to your crotch that the gesture couldn’t possibly mean anything but his want to try you out. you let it slide, let him fondle you, what bad could come from letting this mountain of a man take you back to his and give you a few, hopefully earth shattering, orgasms?

That’s how you end up with your ass in the air, stretched impossibly wide around his cock, little ah ah ahs falling from your lips, with him telling you to shut up, take it, you asked for it, pet. and after, when you’re trying to steady your breathing, clenching sporadically around nothing but his warm spend inside you, he’s on his phone, googling how quickly a marriage license can be drawn up.

[starrodent]

this drawing is almost a year old but i still kinda like it so i think it deserves to be set free

[veryberrybad]

alastor and his video camera in episode one is so interesting to me you guys. mr. i-hate-technology having the time of his life filming a video commercial? very important contradiction. to me.

[worm-on-a-blog]

woahh 2024! cheers!

happy new year. worms are rooting for you to have your best year yet.

[adamant-hearts]

Can confirm the power of celebrity endorsement is real 😳😳 I somehow managed to sell this fictional cologne to myself while drawing them

[logicallyblind]

i see your “bruce wayne laughs in upper class, 100 dollar bills fall from his lips when he chuckles, etc etc” take and i agree wholeheartedly but also i raise you

“bruce who doesn’t really laugh at things out loud like that really, he’s more of a nose exhale, brief grin and intense eye contact conveying his emotions” type of guy but sometimes

something will happen that constitutes, his full on body laugh and when its an instinctual thing it’s so rare that bruce doesn’t have a failsafe for that reflex and the person they’re with just,, stops

because the laugh they’re so used to can’t be compared to this genuine deep, heavy with emotion and feeling laugh that fills his lungs and your soul- and they just wish he would do that all of the time instead of his wooden paparazzi simpering and its something so stark that it throws them for a loop

and idk i just love watching bruce expose layers of himself to those he loves without consciously doing so

[shrugsinchinese]

Day 5 of Billy Batson week, this one is dedicated to all the 12 year old Dad Billy AU’s out there, especially when Kon’s the one being adopted

Part 2 here

Also I really want to know what the salary of a justice leaguer would be, is it a 401k? Can it support one person or a family? Or is it just above minimum wage? Do they even get dental?

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

worm on a string on a mug

[pininiu]

I FINALLY FINISHED MY TEXAID ANIMATIC

TW: Flashing colors, alien gore

Song: Hellfire (from Arcane) by Fever 333

General universe, design, and lore by @keferon and the inspo for the scenes by @spector-author

THIS STUPID CONCEPT ATE ME (jk I loved doing it no matter how tired I was, I will probably never refine this because I don’t have the fortitude)

First time I animated from scrap, sorry if timings are off or it just looks straight up jank

[shihoerusu]

You have seen me as worthy. As an equal even, because of that, I will serve you

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

Thinking about Astarion who has like no actual solid idea about camping or being a human coming up with a clever plot to make himself as useful to the group as possible - (so they’ll keep him and enact his revenge, not because he likes them and wants to help duh) - by bringing back his kills to the camp and leaving them for the camp chef to use.

Like literally just plopping them down, drained dry, right outside Gales tent. Starting with a hare or two, then a boar, a whole deer, that one bear maybe.

Meanwhile Gale certified Cat Dad can not figure out if this is:

(A) A sign of affection

(B) Astarion showing off how well he can provide for him in a weird bizarre vampiric courting ritual or

(C) Like when the mafia gives you a horse head.

It doesn’t help that Astarion is always watching his reaction like a Gods Damn Hawk across the camp EVERY SINGLE TIME.

So it just results in like Gale spiralling about the implications and coming up with ways to cook all this weird ass meat so as to not offend Astarion.

Then it becomes a way to possibly show off himself - even though wait Astarion can’t eat - what if that was actually rude of him? - maybe the bear was threat or maybe he is just over thinking it.

But what if it is a courting ritual? Should he should be finding a way to make his blood palatable and leave bottles outside Astarions tent, or what if he’s wrong and he’s over thinking it and it’s definitely a threat.

All the while Astarion is just oblivious thinking he’s scored a wizard for fighting Cazador without sex and so what if he starts giving the wizard part of his loot as well. That’s just to to keep him on his side and to be sure the wizard doesn’t explode unless Cazador is in the room. He must really be actually getting the hang of this whole being part of camp thing.

That’s totally why he sits avidly at the camp fire and watches Gale cook and eat the meals he provided for him. That’s just good camping. He isn’t obsessed with the wizard and his happy little smiles and food wiggles, don’t be crazy.

[3amfanfiction]

Lieutenant MacTavish confiscated your suggestive, racy photo when your then-boyfriend was waving it around, showing all his army buddies. If he then studied your picture and used it as wanking material for the next year, complete with a few domestic fantasies, that was nobody's business but his own; he wasn't hurting anyone. The picture was tucked away in a drawer, completely forgotten about until the day he came back from deployment as a captain with a nasty bullet graze and spotty memory.

Cleaning out his desk, he found your photo again. He couldn't remember your name but he knew what you sounded like moaning his name. He didn't remember where you'd met but he knew he slipped a ring on your finger the night you both went out searching for the best garlic bread in the city. He wasn't sure if you had family but he knew what the silken clench of your cunt felt like around his fingers and cock.

With all his unexpected free-time maybe he should track down his wayward wife. It had been too long since he'd seen you and he wasn't one to let things slip through his fingers. Whatever caused your separation would be dealt with, he wasn't going to lose you again.

[atomicradiogirl]

house and wilson in house md is the opposite of queerbaiting. they are the most canon tragic friends to lovers situationship in fiction history they literally move in together, EVERYONE thinks they’re a couple, house literally fakes his own death just so he can be alone with wilson in his last few months of life, the show ends with them riding off into the sunset together. they literally love each other. the only thing missing is they don’t kiss (on screen). dear GOD. and this show is from 2004. house and wilson invented 90% of modern day queer ship dynamics. just saying.

[bogcreture]

Divorce ❤️

Idk why but I actually finish stuff when I do it on shitty paper… my actual sketchbook??? Crickets…

[xeemaee]

I love kabru queening out with that elven dignitary so much

Probably flirting his ass off rn lets be so real

In my mind the last panel is a mix of laios being upset kabru didn’t translate everything AND being jealous that kabru was flirting in front of him because I can believe whatever I want fuck you

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

Edward and Alphonse Mucha Elric