#I’m pretty happy with this actually!

[honey-sunsets]

Presenting: You Didn’t Connect Shit — My Theory on How It’s All Coming Together

Featuring: three time travelers, a heartbroken god, and barely there but extremely plot-relevant GeorgeHD.

Brought to you by Tree Michael Multicolor. Sponsored by my shower and the void of my brain. Inspired by the Minecraft end poem.

DreamXD and GeorgeHD are the green and blue voices in the Minecraft end poem. They rule over a small pocket of the Universe together.

Something happens to GeorgeHD that kills him, or whatever the god-equivalent of dying is.

XD scrambles to find a way to bring him back. He invents resurrection, and in doing so tangles the connection between life and death, thus creating Limbo.

This cuts off a soul’s ability to move on to a merciful afterlife, as well as the ability of people like Phil and Kristin to easily move and make contact between realms.

So resurrection was completely unsuccessful for everyone involved. XD moves on to a new tactic. Surely leaving behind traces of his old project (*cough cough* the revive book) won’t have any consequences.

XD creates time travel in the hopes that he can save HD before he’s even killed. However, because of [continuity reason], he can’t travel himself, so he has to send someone else to do his bidding.

His first traveler is everyone’s favorite forgetful king, you know him, you love him, that’s right you guessed it, it’s…

Eret!

Eret travels only for a short time before [something else goes horribly wrong], causing Eret to seemingly disappear off the face of the earth and lose all of their memories. Thankfully, due to their ties to Herobrine, the amnesia stops there without the chronic memory loss seen in the other travelers.

Nevertheless, Eret finds herself compelled to preserve history, even if she can’t remember why.

XD isn’t giving up so quickly this time around, and decides to learn from his mistakes. He takes on a new mentee: the young prince of the End, Ranboo.

He uses a new method this time around, creating pocket dimensions to assist Ranboo in his travels. They’re… a bit uncanny, and produce an effect a bit opposite from intended, but it’s fine.

It is not fine. This time around is even more catastrophic than the last, and XD leaves Ranboo disfigured, stranded far from home, and with chronic memory loss.

Third time’s a charm. XD enlists Karl Jacobs as his third traveler. He takes a new new approach by starting Karl off small, giving him meaningless little missions here and there to get him used to traveling, before introducing himself or his greater objective.

He also indirectly tours Karl through the In Between, unaware that Ranboo had left warnings for successor in his panicked final days.

Around the same time, XD finds himself absorbed in something else entirely, a project that has him uncharacteristically unproductive: George. He just looks so similar, and he’s got the same damned name, XD just… he can’t help himself.

In some divinely fucked up way, XD feels as though this is a way of making it up to HD for not being able to save him.

Now it’s just a matter of seeing where Karl goes from here. Whether he succumbs to mental deterioration like the last two travelers, he finally completes DreamXD’s mission, or he does something entirely different… who knows!

[chloesimaginationthings]

your Jeremy seems like the kinda guy that, when he first sees scoop'd Michael, just goes "yooo sick dude!"

YOU GET IT… I’M GLAD y’all get and like Jeremy,,

[myfriendgoo94]

Been working out on a regular basis and the results have been good apparently 🖤

[magpigment]

LET DEAD RED DOGS LIE TO THE END

aka an acrylic painting i did for jimmy and martyns secret life episode 4! wanted to get this out before the next episode lmao.

original version under the cut ^^

without the color tweaking 👍

[raiy-yn]

Haven’t posted on this account in a bit so here’s some food

[donnatroyyyy]

Dick genuinely doesn’t have a favorite sibling, he’s like the parent that says “I love all my children equally” and you believe it, he actually loves them all equally. He’s been trying to convince them that for the last few years, they don’t believe him, so he does what he has to, he says it’s Steph and let’s her deal with it.

[milocelium]

“supplemental: i feel i’m being watched.”

[foamloam]

Boyfs who like to annoy each other

[aptericia]

Rafiel for the FE artscuffle! I attacked @barbieburnanator! 💕

[yeetusthemighty]

YIIIPPPPIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

(Alts undert the cut + click for better quality)

[she-aint-no-slow-regard]

Maybe it’s my mighty nein brainrot but was the Yussa mention maybe an opening for a m9 one shot ??

BH is not going this way at all but some m9 are close and Essek is in contact with Caleb and probably know that Yussa is an important ally (that they have an habit to rescue at this point lmao) so it would make sense for them to go and search for him

[braisedhoney]

say hello to the first Official Canon Characters aboard the HIVE o7 (joking, but they are legit ocs which is kinda weird to say 👀)

random lore + some extra tidbits below the cut

OKAY this is all pretty loose bc i don't wanna get top restrictive with it, the vagueness is half the fun. but here's what i got:

in the “HIVE canon”, sector heads/ranking officers (which for now is just leander and COL ig until i eventually cave and make more lmao) are specifically given custom uniforms and number prefixes instead of the CR[insert number here] format.

the “M” in front of leander’s stands for medbay. COL didn’t pick one so it’s just his name lol.

crewmates can wear any accessories they want as long as the base uniform stays the same (bee arm patches, grey, etc). all crewmate numbers gotta start with CR to be canon, but that doesn't apply to shitpost comics or like. general vibes

(there’s a reason the crew uniforms are grey. it’s the same reason leander made the captain’s gloves. )

the ship shuffles itself! it's not random all of the time, sometimes you open a door and end up in the room you were heading to like a shortcut, but other times you can open a random door and end up in the kitchen, or the training hall, etc etc. i just think an eldritch abomination ship is funny.

weirdly enough though it doesn’t do this in crisis situations. guess it’s only fun if the pranks are harmless ;;

if you get lost, call the captain (ello! o7) or COLONY over comms. they can generally get you wherever you need to go bc COLONY is directly connected to the ship and the captain’s able to make [INQUIRIES], which let us pass freely.

it’s kind of hard to tell if leander has a similar ability. the running theory is no, but he never seems confused?? when he enters a room?? so either he has one or he really just rolls with the punches. both are equally possible tbh.

in actual lore these two were probably some of if not the first few people to be recruited. obvs that’s a retcon now but shhh.

random characters from fandoms still get dragged into our shenanigans. at the end of the day this is all just for fun, and that’s one of the best parts, so hell yeah i’m keeping it.

[kelin-is-writing]

Dabi looks so done with Endeavor and honestly same hubby, same 😭💜

[sherbetlemonss]

Babette posting before lesbian week is over yippee!!!

[sing-me-under]

Revival to Sunrise.

[ghost-bxrd]

Design for Tim is done!! This version doesn’t really show it but the boxes in the background are actually semi transparent. Here’s to hoping the company I’ll order from know how to print that 🙏

next up is Jason 🦅🫀

Not really happy with the background yet. Might have to scrap the Lazarus Pit water 🥲