#IT WAS GONNA BE SO FUNNY

[apollos-boyfriend]

the only downside of crumb finally updating their pronouns is i didn’t get chapter 4 of captains of the sky out in time, bc i was gonna make a joke about crumb having a giant she/they pronoun pin in chapter 4 only for it to get even bigger in chapter 5 with the addition of he/it to the point where it’d take up like half of their body

[quarklynx]

I was going to make a silly prank post for April fool's, but this website is so broken it ate the post.

We are all fools for continuing to use this godforsaken platform.

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[hellspawnmotel]

manifesting

[jq37]

You gotta hand it to Fig. All of the Bad Kids were given foils this season and they got to decide how much they wanted to engage with that part of the plot. Gorgug only interacted with Mary Ann in passing despite them both being on the Owlbears. Fabian noped out of chatting up Ivy once she crossed a line with Mazey. Riz was so busy that he truly had no time to engage with Kipperlilly even though she's obsessed with him. Kristen interacted a bit with Buddy but spent way more time verbally sparring with Kipperlilly. And Adaine was somewhat interested in Oisin but never overtly acted on it.

But Fig?

She's in Ruben's WALLS. She's in his DREAMS. She's faking her alter emo's death. She's got the Fantasy FBI after her. She's SO SO tiny. No one is doing it like Fig's doing it.

[time-woods]

guy doesnt know what pins n needles are

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[mintaikk]

Aziraphale expressions that I find very funny

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Jason hitting the panic button in his sleep cuz he was still in his uniform and rolled over but because he’s in one of his safe houses the signal is all messed up and the Batfam is in chaos trying to find him but Jason is just “zzzz” the whole time

[jadeinretrogrde]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton knows the FNAF Mimic’s secret..

[sunsestart]

It's one of my favorite headcanons that he doesn't have the greatest eyesight akshskdj he's just like me fr

[xiewho]

i WILL take any excuse i have to draw the abernant sisters Btw

[ninjasmudge]

(warning, may be loud 🔊)

x2 the torment!

[as-i-watch]

God bless this cliché and trope breaking show

[nicktoonsunite]

got your back