#IT department chaos

[challzworld-blog]

The IT Guy: The Unsung Hero of the Office

Every office has one. That mystical figure who emerges from the depths of the server room like a tech-savvy wizard, wielding an arsenal of USB sticks and an uncanny ability to fix things just by looking at them. He’s the one who holds the power to make or break your workday. He is… The IT Guy. Chapter 1: The IT Guy’s Natural Habitat The IT guy doesn’t have a normal workspace. No cubicle farm…

[firecurls-27]

Back on my bullshit- cowboy au

The other chaotix members are now a sheriff’s department rather than detective agency, cream and her family are simply townspeople, and Espio is a vigilante from a distant land, with a bounty on his head.

Bonus sketches:

[lovereadandwrite]

it’s funny because they barely lasted half an hour👹💉

[freckled-forests]

Alex Rider is a good show because the core trio is so evenly balanced Alex can DO the stuff and Kyra can THINK and HACK the stuff and Tom holds EVERY OUNCE OF COMMON SENSE

[saywhat-politics]

BREAKING: In an unbelievable clip, Trump was asked about whether there is dysfunction at the Pentagon and Trump responded “ask the Hooties.” It is pronounced HouTHies. Donald Trump is an embarrassment to the world and should be removed from office along with Pete Hegseth.

[minervasaqueenpotter]

Now I'm down bad crying at the gym Everything comes out teenage petulance "What if I can't have him" "I might just die, it would make no difference."

[obsessedwithstarwars]

A series of murders have been taking place in Blüdhaven. (Is that how you spell it?)

BPD are at their limits. They call in a specialist. An unregistered meta??? woman who has very specific demands that the police department must follow to the letter.

She is somewhat a ghost story (haha) throughout the states. When a department needs help, her services are found in a letter on the chief’s desk, along with specific criteria for her offer of help. If they don’t meet her demands, she vanishes, leaving chaos and destruction in her wake. She has been considered dead many times due to the damages. But she’s always appeared a few weeks later, helping another department in a different state and leaving the solved case of the one she abruptly left.

Her demands are this: All windows closed and blindfolds down.

No electronics. If they can’t be moved, then they must be disabled. If that can’t happen, then the police department must leave a green flag on their station.

She will only visit under cover of night.

They will know her by the DP insignia on the black armor she wears. Her red and blue hair (that almost looks like it’s floating?!) will be the only defining feature aside from glowing green eyes. The rest of her face will be covered. If anyone asks, they did not see anything discernable about her.

There is only one police officer she will share information to. He or she will be standing outside.

This officer will wear a belt she brings and it will remain as part of his or her uniform.

No questions.

They will take all of the credit and never mention her or her description to anyone in white.

Her help will not be put in the case files. There must be no evidence that she was there.

After she leaves, they will discover a letter for an Agent O. He comes within two days. He’s always furious after reading it and practically interrogates the officer who stood outside the door. She recommends that this officer immediately go on vacation for a week.

The police departments she has worked with (that have cooperated with her demands) all claim she was a godsend. Her methods were unconventional but effective. Ignore the one sided conversations she has at the crime scene and she’s the perfect specialist. Their only issue is that she will not work with the same department twice so they’ve had to get creative and send the officer she worked with to another department (small rural town) to solve another cold case for them.

She can somehow figure out exactly what happened to each victim without seeing the body or the case file and tell the police departments the exact description of the suspect just by having a one sided conversation at the scene of the crime. It’s almost like someone is answering her, but no one ever does. If no body was discovered, she can tell you exactly where it is.

AKA Jazz figured out she can communicate with weak ghosts. As a liminal, she has been able to solve many cold cases just by speaking to the victims.

Dick Grayson is assigned as her designated officer. Chaos ensues because of course it does.

Extra thought: What if the GIW use a liminal serial killer (could be in Blüdhaven or Gotham) to draw Jazz out? Are they paying the killer? Forcing someone to kill? SO MANY HORRIBLE POSSIBILITIES!

[benjaminallhope-fulltimemind]

Nearly 1 billion has been wiped from the "supposed" savings that DOGE has made, it's utterly chaotic and ridiculous that they can constantly claim shit only to eventually walk it back. Elon Musk promised to cut 2 trillion from the federal government under the Trump Administration. Does anyone support this shit anymore?

[headfullof-ideas]

The worst part about making these things is timing the frames exactly when I want them. I get sick of the audio i use REAL fast when it comes to editing, because I hear the same two to five seconds about a hundred times over trying to get the frames to flow as smoothly as I want them. And then I make about three copies of the video which leads to me going back to the editing process because I saw something I didn’t like, before I finally get the end video. All of my videos have been relatively short so far, so Alpheus’s and the Vareekla!Ant one are going to KILL me. Alpheus’s is about ten seconds long, which is about the length of my others, but it’s about fifteen frames because that boy likes to gesture, which is more than the other’s I’ve done so far. And then the one I’m making immediately after that is the Vareekla!Ant one, which will be forty seconds long, with I don’t even know how many frames since I haven’t finished storyboarding it

Anyways, here’s the one with Kaiko and Will

This audio makes me giggle and it was too perfect not to use. Also remembered to add my watermark that I forgot to add to the other two

[reader-twisted]

amour.

[tomorrowusa]

America deserves better than having a sex-abusing drunken oaf in charge of our national defense.

Contact the people who represent you on Capitol Hill and demand the impeachment and removal of Pete Hegseth. Feel free to use the meme above on other platforms or to send to friends.

Even when he's sober, Hegseth is a complete idiot. His only qualification for office is his unquestioning loyalty to The Orange One.

[lanwangjihouse]

[chonnysinferno]

mind would be a metal shop kind of guy. it would like the constant hum & buzz of the machinery and the sparks that fly whenever he'd have to sand metal down and its productive to it bc they're doing something they're creating! and it would keep it's mind (pun not intended) off things which include arguments w heart or it would stop him from overthinking because well metalshop stuff requires precision measure twice cut once rite? and hed feel the bumps that come from the weld he just made and try to be proud of it because he made two pieces of metal stick together and to try not to criticize itself for not being perfect is this anything. there's probably a word to replace metalshop but idk what it is its just what it was called in school

[chao-club]

work fries my brain but i've been wanting to doodle

im probs gonna only do 5 bc my attention span can't handle more than a couple doodles but if u wanna drop ur fankids off I'll draw them interacting with one of mine !!

[celestialpoems]

Many have lost their minds to the chaos and I most likely will be the same

[swan2swan]

An extra-creepy thing I noticed here:

The inside of Sammy's door has a doorknob.

Tiger didn't do the usual "Ooh raptors are so smart, they can push down door handles like a dog or a cat or a boa constrictor", he figured out how to turn a doorknob.