#TikTokers

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Fazendo trends do tiktok com os rapazes.

Matías:

Matías estava deitado com a cabeça no seu peito. Enquanto fazia carinho na sua cintura e assistia algo aleatório no celular, você teve uma idéia.

Pegou o seu aparelho e começou a gravar.

"Matías do céu! Levanta que meu namorado ta vindo, corre!" Em um movimento rápido você começou a levantar e falar alto com o rapaz que até então estava aconchegado em você

"Oque?!" Recalt questinou se levantando e colocando os chinelos rapidamente

"Meu namorado ta chegando, sai velho!" Disse olhando para ele que arregalou os olhos e começou a ir para a porta

"Porra...mas quem..." Foi quando ele tocou na maçaneta da porta que entendeu (ou pelo menos achava ter entendido) "QUE PORRA É ESSA (seu nome)?! QUE BUCETA DE NAMORADO?!"

Enquanto o rapaz esbravejava e te questionava um milhão de coisas você ria deitada no sofá da sala, nem se importando mais com a gravação.

Símon:

Com o celular apoiando em uma caixinha, você fingia estar se maquiando enquanto gravava.

Símon veio até você e disse que estava indo ao mercado, perguntou se você queria algo e então foi saindo do quarto.

"Tchau, te amo" Ele gritou passando pela porta

"Tá!" Foi sua resposta

Símon voltou e ficou na porta de observando.

"Amor?" Chamou fazendo você virar "Te amo"

"Ta bom Símon, eu escutei"

Você voltou a "se maquiar" enquanto segurava o riso.

Hempe colocou a mão na cintura e ficou te olhando. Foi até você e se ajoelhou do seu lado.

"Amor!"

"Oi Símon"

"Eu te amo"

"Eu escutei"

Ele se levantou e te olhou sério.

"Não, pode parar de brincadeira. Que "ta"?! Não é ta! É "te amo também meu amor homem da minha vida"

Enquanto Símon te olhava indignado você ria e se segurava para não cair do seu banquinho.

Enzo:

Vogrincic estava sentado no sofá. Assitindo uma série qualquer, tomando um suco qualquer. Foi quando você entrou na sala, segurando seu celular (que obviamente estava gravando), e arrumada.

"Amor vamo?" Perguntou para seu namorado que te olhou sem entender "Meu Deus Enzo, não acredito que você não ta pronto! A gente já ta atrasado vida"

Mesmo sem entender Enzo se levantou e continou a te olhar enquanto ia pro quarto.

"Ta espera eu me arrumar e a gente já sai" Disse enquanto olhava apressado para o guarda-roupa dele e procurava alguma roupa

"Você não vai de calção lá né?" Você perguntou indo até o quarto para poder gravar a cena

"Fica ruim?"

De verdade, Enzo tentava lembrar oque poderia ser. Se vocês haviam combinado algo, se tinham algum encontro marcado, qualquer coisa.

"Ah vai da calça jeans igual a última vez"

"Tá"

Enzo rapidamente se trocou e assim que terminou foi até a sala.

"A gente vai de... bike?"

Você estava quase rindo. Percebia que a cabeça do seu namorado estava quase explodindo por conta das dúvidas.

"Melhor de uber né? É longe" Respondeu a dúvida dele

"É...verdade..." Franziu e foi buscar o celular. Mas antes que enconstasse no aparelho que estava no sofá, você chamou a atenção dele com uma pergunta

"Amor?"

"Oi vida"

"Onde a gente vai?"

Silêncio dele

"Enzo, amor... onde a gente ta indo?"

"Não sei mo..."

[netscapenavigator-official]

There is no greater justice in the world than all these fame desperate TikTokers writing soulless songs and claiming to have written "the song of the summer" only to be shown up by two people making a shitpost parody of 2000s eurodance.

[taylorswiftt1]

Noah Beck

[phoenixyfriend]

IDK how many of you remember @professorsparklepants's post about the unintended tragedy implied in Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boy from a while back, but uhhhhhh it's basically Ballerina Farm.

If you've heard the edges of that drama and are curious but don't want to get in too deep, here's the rundown:

I heard about it in two videos:

Tyler Bender has more focus on the ways that an influencer may be specifically presenting herself for the interviewer, and the impact of Mormonism on the choices (Bender is herself a former(?) member of the LDS church, and speaks from that perspective, and has experience in the field of marketing)

Film Cooper, while I often have issues with his videos, does a lot more focus on just how relevant Julliard and the 'first student in decades(?) to get pregnant' are to the story, and clips of how happy she seems to be when dancing on camera

If you'd rather have a summary in text form, here we go:

BallerinaFarms is an influencer considered a big name in the tradwife community. Mormon, eight kids, runs a farm with her husband. She got a lot of press earlier in the year for winning Mrs. America two weeks after giving birth.

As a result, a journalist interviewed her ,and the 'perfect' image that has been presented to the world has been firmly shattered, and that's after a lot of cracks were showing in the socials already.

(Mrs. American is not a typo. It's not a tradwife pageant, to my knowledge, it's just a Miss America for married women.)

Basic timeline/summary of the article...

She got into Julliard. She was on track to be a world famous ballerina.

She did not want to date this man. She turned him down for six months. He snagged a seat next to her on a plane ride from salt lake city to nyc, by making a call, becaus his dad OWNS JET BLUE. They talked a lot on the plane, and then she agreed to date him. Insisted on a year of dating before engagement or marriage.

They get married after three months instead. She gets pregnant pretty quick. First Julliard student to get pregnant in a Very Long Time because generally, if you get into Julliard, ballet is your life. She was also on scholarship. She was That Good. Performed overseas and everything.

So that's her career ambitions down the drain. But it's Fine, Totally Fine, because she's got a baby, and a husband, and he is moving them to South America for a few years.

She has about one baby a year.

They move back to the US to a semi-isolated farm in Utah, not too far from civilization but not all that close, either.

She does not get to have childcare. No nannies. Babysitters are allowed one night per week (date night) and otherwise not at all. She is also homeschooling the eight children.

She did not get to have any painkillers for the kids… except one, which she only mentioned to the reporter when the husband was out of the room, and says that the epidural was amazing.

She still loves ballet. It's the only time in her videos that she seems truly happy.

Her husband really wants to be a cowboy but, again, his dad owns airlines. He's a billionaire trust fund baby.

This was his dream life. She repeatedly Seems To Stop Herself from saying things about how unhappy she is and how it wasn't her plan in life. (Is this calculated to get enough attention that she can get away? To get more clicks on her videos? Actual slips? Unclear.)

There's a notable video where she's filmed opening a birthday present and she keeps talking about tickets to Greece (clearly something she's been dropping hints about enough for her to assume that he got it for her, especially since she's on camera) and it's... an egg apron.

One of her only requests for the farm was that they would renovate a barn into a ballet studio for her. It is, instead, a schoolroom for the children.

She apparently collapses of exhaustion regularly, from having to look after eight children with minimal help, in addition to the content creation, the cooking--they have cleaners, but she does the food herself--running the farm, homeschooling, and being pregnant more often than not.

It's a shitshow and people are rightfully horrified. I'm sure I missed some stuff but it's really sad.

The snippets of video that FilmCooper shows, and the excerpts that both videos have from the article, paint a picture of a REALLY controlling husband even in settings where you'd think the man would at least try to act like he's not evil.

Explains the title on that Film Cooper video.

(You can also see why this made me think of the Prof post.)

[lovnoahbeck]

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[butdaddyilove]

the tortured poets department era 🖊️🌫️🤍🪞🪽

[shyjusticewarrior]

Still wild that someone flung misogynistic stereotypes at me over a fictional woman (who I happen to also like)

And how Gwyn supported this despite constantly branding themselves as a feminist

[funnyshorts]

The Best doctor

[taylorswiftt1]

Noah Beck

[k-wame]

POV: Being yourself brightness people's day 🎥via tiktok (shutupthomy)

[pyromaniac9]

Jake and Johnnie are so great together ❤️🖤🥺🤘

[lovnoahbeck]

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[gemsofgreece]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGejUxD5k/

The comment of making a song in Ancient greek just to piss of Greeks what's the purpose of it? As a Greek i wouldn't mind someone foreigner trying to learn Greek, so just making this comment a video provokes a negative behaviour.

My problem with this is that I am so annoyed at the person who made the request like this ("make the Greek mad") but it gets worse because there are Greeks getting mad at the comments in a wrong way so that person is proven right :////// That person makes a reference to the long standing animosity between modern Greek speakers and western classicists obsessed with the Erasmian pronunciation. Or the reconstructed one. The TikToker has had beef with Modern Greek speakers in an older video. That's what was referenced there.

Anyway, the tiktoker himself is not wrong in his recitement when it comes to the technical aspects of it. The problem with it is that - who knows how - even though he employs the prosody in the recitation, he still sounds incredibly monotonous. And incredibly English lol. If I had to listen to all that by a rhapsodos as an Ancient Greek I'd rather kill myself. Imagine 15,693 lines of verse like that. Listen to it and tell me I am wrong.

And not to be that person, but the TikToker kinda looks like he's torn between being the most English person ever and the descendant of Brad Pitt's Achilles.

I am so mad at Greeks because the radical western classicists (new term I just invented!) lack so much self-awareness that it would be easy for Greeks to argue, and yet Greeks are divided between "GREEK PRONUNCIATION SAME ALL THE WAY BACK TO 1000000000 BC" and "a blondie said it therefore it is the unquestionable truth and I dare not develop an insight on it by myself". There's no in between. I hate us.

And I say they lack self-awareness because even though they obsess so much over the textbook, (which is western theories mixed with western interpretations of scarce ancient Greek sources, without questioning even for a second the accuracy of said interpretations and even the ability of the ancient texts to convey in script the sound and the oral delivery of the language accurately and easily enough for foreign people to understand it perfectly many centuries later and with no exposure whatsoever to said language), they fail so much at removing the inherent elements of their own language.

Like, when Ancient Greek was said to be a very beautiful and unique sounding language, and you end up sounding like the blandest English gibberish poem ever, something must not be quite right. This is not evident just in Greek. He speaks a lot of languages (and kudos to him) but he said Mahabharata and it was like "Muh- hub- arr - atttah... and a cup of tea, please". Come on. I was petty enough to pronounce Mahabharata loudly and then went to GoogleTranslate and listened to the pronunciation in Hindi (no pronunciation option available for Sanskrit). I am closer to it than he is. (3,2,1 until some wild Brit classicist claims the English version is closer to Sanskrit than Hindi is XD). But okay it was petty and not all that scientific on my part, I admit.

Whoever wants a GOOD recitation of Ancient Greek, try Ioannis Stratakis - Podium Arts on YouTube. He sticks to the "textbook" and so far he is the best I have heard.

P.S. I saw somewhere in the comments under his posts the explanation / excuse that some words have to be pitched / stressed incorrectly in prosody because otherwise they won't fit in the hexameter.... while this indeed has to happen sometimes, if it happens too often you are doing something wrong, Greek is one of the best languages to modify and switch the placements of words in order to fit in the meter or rhyme just right and if memory serves me, “having to be incorrect” not as a frequent occurence as stated.

PS2: the more I listen to it the more need for such excuses I notice….

[nasrallahharmoush]

الليله عندي جولة وبث على التيكتوك تعالو ندردش هناك اتعرف عليكم وتتعرفو علي تابعو الصفحه وفعلو الجرس انتظركم اصدقائي على تمبلر ❤🇱🇧

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Toxic “arttok” tiktok artists when they find out women can wear revealing clothes and have big boobs in real life and that their moral panic over people drawing women in a sexual manner is a result of purity culture: