#batfans

[shyjusticewarrior]

[yes-im-a-simpp]

Jason playing to Mario kart : Aaand... I'm dead again.

Cassandra : Are you alright big brother?

Dick with tears in his eyes : Yes I'm fine Cassie...

Tim : Are you suuuree?

Dick sniffing loudly : Yeah...

Jason : Is it because I said that I was dead again?

Dick sobbing and gasping for air : NoOo

[kimjun]

Yn: Don't kill me, I have a boyfriend.

Villain: Do you think I care about that?

Yn: No, this is not a plea for mercy. It is a warning.

Villain: What-

Jason, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

[batfamilyproblems]

Dick, you cannot stand against the might of the Swifties! 🪩

[day-cember]

[shakespeareallanpoe]

Behold. After searching far and wide, I present to you untold and sacred knowledge in regards to our very own Alfred Pennyworth:

[thebadfellow]

Jason: I’m just gonna shoot him it’ll be far easier

Tim: no no there are better ways than violence to take down the joker

Jason: oh really? Such as?

Tim: ✨Cyberbullying✨ Go Outside your so pale kys you freak

get that chlorine out your hair

choose a fucking colour palette

I always preferred the Riddler

[eekonis]

Hey there, bat lover!

I've been working on a project about bats, where i made a lot of sketches, that didn't end up in the final project. So i made them into a postcard!!

(Link to the shop)

Perfect for halloween or just for your bat crazy best friend and their dog.

🦇stay spooky, pookie🦇

[mediacircuspod]

13 yr old Tim: *pulls out a resume and hands it to Bruce* Here are my current skills. I am also independent, adaptable, and easy to ignore.

30 yr old Bruce, father of 2(1Deceased): This is exactly the mindset Robin should have. I am not his father.

18 yr old Tim: *pulls out a resume and hands it to Bruce* Do you think Clark would accept this? Also, can I put you down as a reference?

35 yr old Bruce, father of 900: ... Why would you give Clark a resume? Also, I can’t be a reference as your father, chum.

18 yr old Tim: ... But you're not my dad?

35 yr old Bruce, father of 900: ...what gave you that idea?

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

“A werewolf cub?!” Dick blurted out, surprised.

“Dickhead, it could be a real wolf!”

“A wolf here? In Gotham?”

“Okay, it seems unlikely put like that…but if another werewolf coughed up, how did it get here?”

"Good question…"

Bruce wasn't interested in talking now: he had to take the cub to the den and keep it safe.

So he went to a corner that he usually used to rest when he returned from his hunt, he lay down and began to clean up the new member of the pack and give him his scent, so that no one would have strange ideas of claiming something that was already he.

The cub had stopped wriggling, looking disconcerted by all the care, and oh, it made his heart ache.

Had the cub's parents never taken the time to be with him? Had they never cared for him and kept his enemies away from him?

It was unacceptable, and Bruce was increasingly sure that he had done the right thing by bringing him along.

He heard a chuckle, "Aww, it's adorable in a way."

Read more Pack's bond

[tarffie]

there are some days which the only thing that keeps me together in one piece is the batfamily lol

[shyjusticewarrior]

[yes-im-a-simpp]

Batman : someone has been stabbed in-

Red Hood : seriously Robin, AGAIN?

Robin : I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING this time.

Batman : Robin didn't do anything

Red Hood : ho. Okay. Sorry, I've heard ''stabbed'' and my brain immediately went ''stabbed, sword. Sword, robin.''

Nightwing to Red Robin : see? 'told you he was neurodivergent.

[melloollem]

Speaking about Gotham city

Now speaking, I love Gotham and all the narrative that a city sunk in crime and violence can do to people, I find everything in Gotham such a good concept that it can be approached in real life, I even plan to dedicate future writings to this context of violence, because it approaches through a character what a violent environment can do to your mind, it's a dream. You can bring real social issues to a fictional story, and the proof that none of this comes from a delusion of mine is that Baco Exu do blues (Brazilian singer known for addressing sensitive themes of violence in his songs), made a song about Gotham for the promotion of the film, proving that the dilemmas come out of fiction, and I always related baco's songs to Gotham, I even felt a little guilty, but after he through a song proves that the context applies is of a gigantic fascination. If any fan wants to talk about it, please contact me, you don't know how much I think about this subject and I still have a lot to say.

[batfamilyproblems]

Festivities full of brotherly love... 🔥 Happy Fourth of July!

[gothamcityphantoms]

Hey I’m alive! Well , you know what I mean? lol.

Online!