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I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry
#us politics#politics tw#donald trump#truly nothing encapsulates the level of competence in play here#as levying ‘reciprocal tariffs’ on islands that don’t import or export#or particpate in commerce#because they don’t have a government or economy#and are only inhabited#by flightless birds#anyway if penguin nation decides to declare total war in retaliation I think they should get to use nuclear weapons#if they take down the nuclear submarines and claim the warheads that’s just the nature of war probably
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It's always funny to me that Jason, Tim, and Damian all have personal beef with Ra's al Ghul and meanwhile, Dick is kinda just like
#dc#dc comics#batman#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#ra's al ghul#okay but also correct me if I'm wrong#but like ra's seems to be at least somewhat involved/obsessed with all of them (even bruce)#except dick he just really doesn't give two shits about (at least compared to the others)#like sure he probably views him as an opponent or hostile or whatever#but there's no real personal connection like there is with the rest of the fam#but again if I'm totally missing something tell me I'm an idiot
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I will forever be obsessing over Laios imaging himself as a wolf (a dangerous animal, and one that is [albeit falsely] associated with loneliness) and Marcille imagining him as a cute dog. It shows how negatively he thinks of himself after his fight with Shuro, and how even if he worries now that he's a nuisance to people/can't fit in, NOBODY PERCEIVES HIM THIS WAY. HE'S JUST A SILLY GUY. MARCILLE ASSOCIATES HIM WITH THE DOG BECAUSE HE'S LOYAL AND LOVEABLE.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#edit: for the people saying that this is deeper than what was probably intended#it very well could be!#this is just my interpretation that i wanted to share#if you believe he just thinks wolves are cool thats totally valid
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He still has some adjusting to do :)
#transformers#transformers one#optimus prime#elita one#bumblebee#b 127#elita 1#maccadam#tf1#there's no way he had regular meals down there#also his perception of time is probably totally fucked#as you can see im trying to make my comics look like actual comics#i think i shaded optimus' helm too strong on the last panel but whatever#also is 6 hours a normal amount of time for someone to start feeling hungry?
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i cant stop thinking about the fact that the us and uk killed one million people in indonesia as part of the cold war effort and barely anybody knows about it much less cares. trying to tell somebody about it especially in the west will just garner laughter and celebration -- genocide is okay if they are (true or suspected) communists, no matter what. one million people
#op#this is not a number that exists solely in an infographic#those were whole and complete people with rich inner lives and families who probably thought very very similarly to you#who died in some of the most horrific ways possible#and its a total blot in the collective memory of the united states#the youngest of the victims were only as old as my father -- the majority of the survivors are alive today and still asking for an apology
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect#and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this#gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire#the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao#the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID#social media au#the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok#bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform#batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad#bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#lex luthor#stephanie brown#batfamily#damian wayne#tim drake#batkids#batfam#batbros#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded#texts#fanatical posting
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"Dude I'm not your son."
A short DP/DC
Jason still has some issues with his memory's from some time after the Lazarus pit.
Usually it's not bothering him to much and he tries not to think about it.
But when he sees a young teenager who kinda looks like him, who's eyes go suddenly Lazarus green, when some guys try to rob him, Jason is convinced that this is his son and he just can't quite remember it.
Danny temporary on the run In Gotham, he is glad that this guy saved him and he doesn't had to use his powers. But he would be even more grateful if this dude would leave him alone.
Not that he is not thankful that Jason let him life with him. (since Danny has no place to stay.)
It also nice that he cooks for him.
Danny tried to explain that he is not his Son, Jason just doesn't belive him.
Also Danny refuses to do an DNA test since his DNA is mutated, Jason is okay with that.
He understands that the little teen doesn't trust him, and that he is afraid of almost any medical equipment, he's something like a meta, most likely Jason's fault.
Also Danny is probably just afraid since he is a clever kid and found out that he is a crime boss and he probably just doesn't want his bio dad to one.
So they just life together.
Jasons Family is a little over the top, especially Bruce and Alfred,they try to spoil Danny rotten.
#danny phantom#crossover#dc x dp#dp x dc#batman#jason todd#red hood#danny fenton#I'm not your son dude#Danny probably likes to get pampered a little#Grandpa Bruce spoils him#Jason is totally sure that's his son
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with this the spike trilogy comes to a close
previous here!
I have really bad art block atm my posts are gonna be even MORE rushed and staggered than usual I'm so sorry😕
#rodimus and his stupid human son (affectionate)#optimus was probably more distraught over this than he ever was about his death lmao#galvatron was so appalled he reverted back to megatron because seeing spike tv caused massive psychic damage#how insane that these stupid comics are my legacy#like wdym part 1 and 2 have 11k notes in total now#my tumblr legacy is an alien dick joke. wow.#anyways i included soundwave because i missed him post s2#transformers g1#transformers#transformers generation one#megatron#optimus prime#soundwave#daniel witwicky#spike witwicky#rodimus prime#galvatron#maccadams#maccadam#artists on tumblr#meme#raon zieghart's no 3 glazer
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Technoblade....
#not me rememebring to post this half a year after the zine it was made for got realsed becaue ei forgog#and then decided midgnight on a wednesday is the best time to post it#technoblade#philza#mcyt#yippe wohoo#i do like this thing even if soem bits bother me but whateevveerrr#missing technoblade times man augh#anyhow so yeah hi the 5 followers sho follow me for technoblade#i got you babes👍#we are listening to miotosis by fleet foxes!!#:)#also for anyone still reading im trying to be better at posting this year. which i say every year. but surley this year for realsies#<guy who thinks they post soooo often till they look in their art tag and realise they have pisted like 10 things ever probably...wops#totally gonna get better this year for sure so uh concider yourself warned because i might even follow through#so for now we are doing soem backlogging or whatever#:))#my art#see fisk i rememeber to tag my art for suureeee
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I feel like Mobei Jun has big Girl Dad energy.
Like I think he'd be good with kids in general if only on account of not wanting to be like his dad. (Maybe a little cautious while he worked out how sturdy they are.)
But specifically I think he'd be good at little girl make believe games.
Little Girl: I'm the queen and you're my bodyguard.
Mobei Jun: *nods*
Little Girl: And we found out someone at this tea party is trying to poison me. *gestures at stuffed animals sitting around the table with them* And we have to figure out who before they succeed.
Mobei Jun: And then publicly execute them to serve as a warning to others who might challenge your rule.
Little Girl: YES
#svsss#mobei jun#shang qinghua eyeing them nervously from across the room#nevermind that he's probably totally poisoned someone exactly like this#I'm not saying the kiddo in this is a moshang baby- but I'm not not saying it either
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He definitely bites :3c
#i love these two gay losers sm#tis the season of doomed yaoi#cept they’re totally fucking in this one and starscream defected to be with his marshmallow bf#…probably#magma doodles#transformers#maccadam#skystar#Starscream#skyfire#jetfire#my art
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To all of the American friends, I'm so sorry and angry for you. I can't do much besides offering my condolences and delivering a little silly distraction (totally sponsored by @angel-of-the-moons suggestion in comment on one of previous posts ;)
If you want you can leave a prompt with those three or whatever and I'll try to draw as many cheer up doodles as I can*
#*can as in im probably goig to get nerfed by migraine for next 2 days so there might be an delay#please appreciate how my laziness of copy-pasting miguel pays off so well in this comic XD#which was totally negated by me deciding to play around with magenta light 🤦♀️#miguel o'hara#logan howlett#wade wilson#spiderman 2099#wolverine#deadpool#spiderverse#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#spideypool#deadfang#poolverang
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Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!
#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion#minor spoilers in the tags!#royal advisor Kabru’s office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage#and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens#Marcille would be so sick of it#Laios also has his fair share of proposals#Yaad is like … boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already#well Yaad there’s a saying that goes two birds one stone#anyway lol#someone might have suggested to Laios ‘hey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.’#Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that#Marcille probably: i hear it’s customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes#Laios: well if you say so#but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic#so then Laios is like oh i know i just won’t sign it (:#fool proof plan Laios good job#totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance#so at their next meeting Kabru is like ‘i wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is 😉’#and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne#doesn’t Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it#better yet …. Kabru Touden#much to consider#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#kabru#kabru of utaya#labru#if you squint#wasabi doodles
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🌾 . 🍚
#sdv#stardew valley#sdv alex#stardew alex#sdv haley#stardew haley#sdv farmer#stardew farmer#probably pierre wouldn't want to hire anyone to do paint job to save money#but maybe caroline be like i'll pay it from my saving; it's dangerous for you to try reaching the high spot or something like that#o wait i forget long paint roller stick exists#oh well anyway fshdh#i love farmer who totally gives blind eyes on whatever bodily charm he tries to flaunt#it's hard to actually do it#but in this case; fictionally; the farmer can#stardew valley alex#stardew valley farmer#stardew valley haley#fanart#fsfhsh alex#ref on the linked icons
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"Oh! Oh! Jail for Soundwave! Jail for Soundwave for One Million Years!!!"
This was a lot funnier in my head
#transformers#transformers g1#ravage#soundwave#rumble#frenzy#whichever#anyways ravage totally naps on the baby swing thinking its for her#i probably screwed up ravage's canonical size here so lets just pretend she's just a teen here and therefore Smaller#deeco art
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Out of sight, out of - wait.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#granny wen#a-yuan#It's always fascinating how colours translate from the page to the screen.#It would probably surprise a lot of people to see what some of these comics actually look like in physical form.#My lighter colours takes about 3-4 washes before it shows up on scan which means it tends to ripple the page.#And my yellows and oranges are drastically different colours when scanned compared to the ink colour.#There's about 20 or so comics where everyone's hair is purple - because it scanned in the exact same colour as my light grey.#Wait my book is right here in front of me so I can...yeah...Comics 57-77 were indeed purple.#This is all to say - is it not fascinating how what we see is often not the full truth of what the subject truly is?#Is it not fascinating to open another episode that reminds us that despite everyone's claims they could totally spot the evil YLLZ-#-The man walks around among them for months as no more than a man haggling for deals like the rest.#It's almost as if he's just a person. It's almost as if none of us - no matter what we do are really anything more than just a person.#Your good acts will be overtaken by how other's interpret you in negative light.#Just as easily are people willing to forgive crueler actions if they hold you in high esteem.#But what's real? Is the page I hold the real version of this comic? Is it the one you look at?#Is the man known as Wuxian the most himself when he is alone or on the battlefield?#Perhaps he is and has always been a scared orphan boy lost in the market.#I think there is no good answer to any of these questions.#But I do know that panic rising in WWX as he frantically looks for A-yuan was for more than one boy.#To be human is to have layers around a delicate center. We only really grow around our wounds from childhood.#In other words; Donkey from Shrek would also probably call Wei Wuxian an onion. I'll see myself out now.
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