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“When you try to straight so hard you accidentally do gay”
- One topic at a time (YouTube)
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thoughtstherapy · 5 months
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Watch This When Life Gets Tough...
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celeb-8008s · 1 month
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Emma Watson
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Adam : Will you date me? Breathe if yes. Recite The Bible in Japanese if no. I bet you can’t do it 😏
Y/N, inhales deeply :
Y/N : はじめに神は天と地とを創造された—
Adam : What the—
Y/N : —地は井なく、をなしく、やみが淵のおもてにあり—
Adam, internally : Is that actually the Bible?
Y/N : —神の霊が水のおもてをおおっていた—
Adam : And you stopped breathing, too!?
Y/N : —神は「光あれ」と言われた。
Y/N, finally exhales : Did it.
Adam : I would’ve preferred if you just kick me off the tower :(
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rngjesus · 1 year
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Learn to say 'no' without explaining yourself.
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luxthestrange · 1 month
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TWST Incorrect quotes#677 Flirting with Batdad
Lilia*With his screen glasses on looking at his computer*Hey Uh Silver, what's my Magigram password again?
Silver:...Why?
Lilia: Your friend Yuu sent me a Magigram friend request, I'd like to accept it!~
Mal,Silver & Sebek:..Oh sevens-
-Cue Yuu singing and teasing the boys about your flirtatious relationship with their Father/Guardian...and the rest of the school as well-
Crowley: Basically I dont think we've seen the last of Bitcoin-
Yuu*Annoyed eye roll*-Oh shut up Dad
Lilia*Facepalming*-Oh shut up Crowley
Yuu & Lilia*Looking at each other with newfound interest, talking in sync*What did you just?-
Crowley: NO-N-NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN-I DONT-PLEASE DONT DO THIS
Yuu & Lilia: Crowley-
Crowley: What?-NO-WhAt?
Yuu & Lilia:YOU ARE A-
Crowley: NO-
Yuu & Lilia: DEADBEAT-HAA!/Oh my sevens!!~
-You and Lilia run away giggling, with a deadpanned Diasomnia boys-
Silver:...Okay Yuu, I didn't know I had to say this but can you guys stop "Flirting" Please?...
Sebek: STOP TRYING TO COURT MY SCHOOL-DAD OUR DAD!?!
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cucumber-icepop · 1 month
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Well, this took two days to draw
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[Yes this is a reference to that one superman pic]
Transcript:
*sniff sniff* Is-is that a boy I smell?
*sniff sniff* Mmh yes, I smell it! Boy Smell!
I smell a boy!
Ah! what is a boy doing here?!
Oh my gosh. What am I gonna do? There's a boy here!
I'm freaking out so much!
Calm down, calm down! Calm down and take a nice deep breath.
*sniff sniff* Mmph it smells so good. I love boy smell so much!
It makes me feel so amazing~
I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boy scent!
IT'S DRIVING ME BOY CRAZY.
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a-bit-dapper · 3 months
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i believe that the grian-martyn friendship is a very underrated one
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celtic-crossbow · 2 months
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Y/N, carrying Judith into the kitchen: You remind me of the babe.
Carol, suddenly smiling while stirring stew: What babe?
Y/N: The babe with the power!
Daryl, pausing in replacing the crossbow’s string: …
Carol: What power?
Y/N: The power of voodoo!
Daryl, looking back and forth between the two, confused: …
Carol: Who do?
Y/N, pointing at Daryl: You do!
Daryl, straightening in the chair: …
Y/N: …
Carol: …
Judith, clapping her hands: -baby gibberish-
Daryl, clearly clueless: …do what?
Y/N and Carol: Remind me of the babe!
Daryl: …
Daryl: …the fuck just happened?
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For anyone who doesn’t know the movie:
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shyjusticewarrior · 11 days
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Jason: Do I have any regrets? *pulls out long list*
Jason: "Achieving consciousness-" that was a big one.
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thoughtstherapy · 4 months
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14 Unspoken Social Rules
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seagreenstardust · 2 months
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“When toxic behavior is portrayed as romantic, it’s problematic. When problematic behavior is portrayed as a character flaw for a character to work through, it’s good storytelling.”
Katsuki Bakugou, my friends.
His behavior was problematic but never once portrayed as romantic at the same time. Katsuki said and did awful abusive things, and he also chose to be better when he was given the chance. If you’re still hung up on chapter 1 Katsuki now then I don’t think you’ve been reading the same story I have.
I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m not shipping Izuku with an irredeemable abuser. I’m shipping him with his most important person. His narrative foil. His childhood friend who made awful mistakes and then made it right when he saw he was wrong. The person Izuku looks up to and strives to emulate, despite their past struggles.
Bakudeku is so good because of how flawed these boys are, and how hard they’ve worked to get over it, and how much they matter to each other after it all
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Dad!Ghost, eating an apple :
K/N, looks up at their dad : Daddy?
Dad!Ghost, looks at his child : yeah, kid?
K/N, tilted their head : Where’s your dad?
Dad!Ghost, slowly stop chewing : Where’s my dad?
K/N, oblivious : Yeah. Where’s your dad?
Dad!Ghost, mentally preparing himself :
K/N : Why didn’t you meet your dad?
Dad!Ghost, internally sighs : . . . I was adopted, actually.
K/N : Why?
Dad!Ghost, shrugs : Because my dad didn’t want me.
K/N, feels bad : Awww……
Dad!Ghost, nods : I know.
Dad!Ghost : ……my dad never wanted me, so a new dad (Price) came and got me.
K/N, being unfairly adorable : I want you. 😊
Dad!Ghost, froze :
Dad!Ghost, suddenly becomes emotional :
K/N, giggles : Your daddy was lame.
Dad!Ghost, kneels down to his kid’s level : Please, give me a hug, kid.
K/N, embraces dad tightly : ☺️
Dad!Ghost, rests his face against his kid’s face : That’s exactly why I had you.
K/N, laughing gleefully : I want you daddy!
Y/N, recording from the other room with tears of joy : 🥺🥹💞
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