This guy right here. Best comedic character. Lines delivered 100%.
He gets the best supporting character award. Really tied together the entire movie.
He shows that Bowser prefers psychological torture.
He proves peaches comment That the universe is bigger than you think.
Is an all-around cheerful nihilus.
And stole my heart.
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The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.
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We all know and agree on autistic rizz Gale, yes, but have you considered, autistic rizz Lae'zel. In this essay i will
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God I hate scrolling through Aesthetic and Transmasc tags and repeatedly getting blasted with a neck-deep wave of "pro-ana" #hashtag #Thinspo diet culture liquid diet grapefruit cleanse hip dip thigh gap top 10 easy meals under 10 calories low-carb keto Before And After Journey lose weight FAST! self care burn-fat-fast smart-snacking flat tummy bullshit
I don't even HAVE an eating disorder and here I am scrambling to block this crap taking -10 psychic damage every time a #coquette #gothic #dark academia thigh-high sock flies past like a string of paper lanterns in a hurricane
fUCK
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Utagawa Kuniyoshi Princess Tamatori Escaping From the Dragon God. 1853. Woodcut print.
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Mythological Realism: Elemental Dragons
Four-color coiled dragons on the pillars of the Supreme Talisman (Taifu) Temple (太符觀).
The dragons are painted in the colors of the primary elements, embodying the archetypal creative forces. In Chinese religious art, almost any concept can be expressed in the language of dragons.) Their children, descendants and relatives frolic on the temple walls among curly clouds.
In view of the striking liveliness, I would classify these images as mythological realism.)
Since its construction in the fifth year of the Jin dynasty (1200), the temple has been repeatedly expanded and supplemented with new buildings over the centuries. Most of the surviving statues are from the Ming dynasty.
The Supreme Talisman Temple is located in Fenyang (汾陽), Shanxi.
Photo: ©故尔耳
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So I'm not selling this one and probably not making more because I feel like the person who oxidization- method-cleaned the mouse skeleton did all the work, but I couldn't resist adding some wings (made of snake ribs) and a handmade glow in the dark resin "crystal" base when mounting this little guy. If anyone else doing oxidization cleaning wants to collaborate though I'd consider doing more pieces like this because I'm quite happy with the results.
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Canine culture is barking at that weird ass squirrel you saw in a Denny’s parking lot at 3:28 in the morning.
REALEST SHIT
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