Travis, can you recite a Hail Mary twenty-six times in a row, or are you a Satan-sucking heathen? 🤨
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Hermione crossed her arms, sighing wistfully. “I always wondered what it would be like to be doted upon.”
Something dark flitted through Draco’s eyes, dimmed that half smile. “Wondered?”
“Mm.” She twirled a hand in the air. “To be spoiled. The princess treatment, if you like. I’m fairly independent—” Draco scoffed lightly here and then tried to cover it with a cough. “—so I’ve never really had someone or, in this case, something trying to, I don’t know…” She let her eyes wander to the sky while she thought. “Trying to meet my needs before I knew them myself.”
- ninepiecesofcrait; an ever-fixed mark, ch 13
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I made something absolutely terrible
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3
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