#and it worked !!!

[nadiajustbe]

One of my favorite parts about the writing of Howl's Moving Castle is how easy it is to write off all the things from our world at first as him just being a weird wizard™ (also thanks to bestie @jutenium for spotting this I wouldn't put it like that without you!!/pos). Sure, Sophie uses weird descriptions, but readers have every reason to believe them because of the way Howl is presented as a character. When Sophie says he wrote with a quill that doesn't need an ink, you wouldn't think it was actually a ballpoint pen, you would think Howl had just enchanted his quill so that it wouldn't need ink! When she adds that she can't make out a single word, you think he has matchingly terrible handwriting, but in fact Sophie has simply never seen a pen writing. When she sees the mysterious labels on his books, you think he's keeping a lot of obscure magical literature, but it's really just an encyclopedia and a guide like "Top 10 Rugby Tips." When Sophie notices the bottles in Howl's bathtub, you think they're some kind of magical jars where he keeps girl's hearts, but I'm almost certain that they're just 'Dove' and 'Head and Shoulders' that he's enhanced with his spells and put silly labels on. When you read Calicifer singing a song in a language Sophie doesn't understand, you think it's some kind of ancient cipher or code, but it's actually just a rugby song in Welsh that Howl sings when he's drunk. And finally, when you see the terrifying black door, which is completely shrouded in darkness, you imagine a passage to an eerie, mythical place, similar to what Miyazaki showed us - but it's just fucking Wales.

[eterniravioli]

mark webber saw mclaren’s statement about oscar being the number 2 driver and asked fernando to cast some black magic on the other side of the garage

[radiance1]

Divine chat: *Unanimously agrees for Shazam to sleep with the dragon.*

Shazam, raising his hand: Can I sleep with the dragon?

The Justice League: *Side eye*

Vlad, the game master:...Roll.

Danny, the dragon in question: What are the chances of th-

Shazam: *Rolls a Nat 20.*

Danny:-at.

Danny:

Vlad:

Shazam: So how comfortable is it to sleep on gold?

Danny: Well, from a certain position yea, but I do have a bed-

Shazam: Sweet!

Vlad, speaking to the rest of the Justice League after Danny and Shazam left to go to sleep: You have temporarily lost a member of your party, but you have gotten past the great dragon. Now to continue on your adventure.

[barrel-crow-n]

Wylan, getting ready to visit his mother's "grave": How about your parents ^-^

Kaz, internally panicking: Uhaaahhhh...

Kaz, master of deflection: My mother is Ketterdam and my father is profit :)

[tabriso]

gay people i do not respect (more sketch dump because thats all i do these days)

[diorchids]

exes attract, luke castellan.

cw: oral (m receiving), swearing, exes, cheating & more

“i’d rather just fuck on my ex again,” - open arms by sza ft. travis scott.

it plays in the back of your head while you sloppily suck luke’s cock, softly squeezing the base of it. his fingers instinctively tighten in your hair and he pushes your lips farther onto him.

his hair sticks to his forehead perfectly, ironically resembling that of a god.

his toned arm flexes each time he pulls your head back and forth on him, and you only run your warm tongue over a vein to get a whimper out of him.

he hisses softly when you swirl your tongue around his puffy tip to show your appreciation for his fat cock taking up your throat.

“keep goin’, just like that—don’t stop,” he groaned out, nodding and running his clammy thumb over your cheek. you look so beautiful like this. puffy lips swaddling his—almost suffocating—cock.

you two had dated years back, the breakup was mostly pertaining to your own life and problems. it ended in a fight. a dramatic one.

you two stayed away from each other, finding other filler people to soothe the ache of being separated. you both were fine though, right? (loud incorrect buzzer.)

the bonfire was loud, with campers chatting and running around. his eyes met with yours, your sultry gaze running all over him for a split second. 

he looked away. 

his pants tightened at the mere sight of you. your smile was almost intoxicating. your lips wrapped around that cherry sucker perfectly, while he pathetically tried to hide the slight bulge in his jeans. 

your boyfriend tapped your leg to let you know he was off to the lake. 

wasn’t too long before luke bumped into you. 

his moans grew louder and more frequent, matching the rhythm of your sucking, “almost done with you, gonna give you all of m-my cum. gonna take it real g-good, aren’t you?” he taunted you while you sputtered and gagged around him. it’s like he hated you but didn’t, like he was putting on a tough front for you.

you made sure to nod, though, not wanting him to push himself deeper down your throat.

“so pretty like this. not fuckin’ yelling and bitching all the time,” he loved the way his cock could shut you up so fast. 

his voice cracked, and his body trembled under the intense feeling of your soft mouth. his hands didn’t move from your hair, gripping more and more as he straightened his back, pushing himself deeper into your mouth. 

he groaned at the sight of you, his hands tightening in your hair. his hips jerked forward, his cock sliding in and out of your mouth as he lost control. He couldn't believe how good it felt and how much he was enjoying this. 

it was disgusting. you both had your respective partners, yet you felt zero remorse. 

“tastes so good, lukey,” your muffled moans only reminded him of how much he missed you. 

luke gasped, his hands gripping your head as he held onto the last remaining bit of control over his body. he couldn't believe how much he was enjoying this and how good it felt to be touched like this. 

“i know, i know, baby. pretty baby.” your puffy lips provided him with the warmth he longed for since you’d broken up. he’s trying so hard to be complacent, like he hadn’t been stalking your socials since the breakup; it was pathetic. 

his breathing was ragged, and his fat cock was throbbing in your mouth. his hips began to buck wildly, pushing deeper into your throat. 

“i-i can't... i'm c-cumming…” his grip on your hair tightened as his front slowly vanished. 

you kept stroking, though. why would you stop? his pretty eyes stuck on the way you basically swallowed his pretty cock whole, which made your cunt flutter. 

“cum for me, luke. cum down my throat if you missed me.” you nodded and taunted him while his glossy eyes could only roll back.

his entire body tensed, his cock pulsing violently in your mouth as he released his seed. hot, thick cum filled your mouth, causing you to gag slightly. he groaned loudly, his hips finally stilling after what felt like hours of him bucking and pushing his cock into your mouth.

you almost immediately swallow, occasionally gagging while cum drips down your chin. tears just roll down your face as he cradles your chin carefully.

 

it wasn’t cheating, just a reconciliation.

[victrfeli]

I don't like this and nightmare looks absolutely terrible but I'm gonna post it anyways!!!!!!! Yea!!!!!!!!!!

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

The gods ofc being fairytale magic.

ALSO

Read the second EAH book recently, Cerise couldve been touched on so much more in the show😭

I liked learning about the characters relationships from their parents and I liked having plots not entirely focused on raven and apple’s feuding or flirting whatever you want to call it.

And I would’ve loved to see that played out in the animation.

[seashellcosmos]

I have been feeling NOT GREAT so I drew some fellas. Save me silly haired protagonists…. Save me….

This was mostly me trying to figure out how I want Hajime to look in the au

[imthursdaysyme]

Installment of the wrestlers 2/3: Eddie stole Steve’s leftovers

[cactusjuiceisquenchy]

Furadate furthering his “yeah I used cute anime boys to shamelessly promote volleyball what are u going to do about it?” Agenda

[to-be-a-dreamer]

I will never not find it hilarious that one of Kaz's main skills is close-up magic like I know it's because it's good for pickpocketing and it shows how he always wants to know how things work so. Logically it makes sense for the character but it still makes me giggly and does not help him beat the "most dramatic bitch in Kerch" allegations. Funniest character detail in the history of ever please never make him stop

[the-lonelyshepherd]

everything i want i swallow

silly valentine’s day post? WRONG!!! toxic yuri

[dinitride-art]

LOOK AT THEM!!!!!

[shouts-into-the-void]

Dr. Stone is just a bunch of neurodivergent people trying to rebuild humanity through their friend's special interest

[that-bitch-kat3]

the marauders planning for their pranks