#answerred

[kushamiqueen]

1, 4 and 14 for the sneeze ask?

Thank you for asking!! I already answered number 1 here! and the ask meme is here!

Number 4: Do you like to induce yourself? If so, how often do you do so?

I do enjoy inducing myself (as evidenced by some of my clips I've already uploaded lol). I usually induce for like a 10-20 min session when the mood strikes… maybe 3 times a month if I had to guess.

Number 14: Where’s the best place to be sneezed on?

The best place to be sneezed on, huh… There's lots of good options for this… I'm gonna say neck tho, with in my cleavage being a close second ;)

[waspandr]

Ideas for a date! (x)

uraharashouten asked:

"Ah, you're back!~" It was always a joy to see Soi Fon, even though he suspected the feeling had never been mutual. But as long as she'd come this far, Kisuke reasoned, why not at the least attempt to offer an enjoyable experience in the pleasure of his company? "While you're in town, would you accompany me on a round of mini-golf? What better way to pass a few idle hours than putting little balls in holes in the most indirect and convoluted ways possible? —Let's see who might be the first to manage a... [ HOLE IN ONE ]! "

"I needed something to do for the weekend," Soifon stepped into the Shouten, arms folded at her chest. She peered around the ever-changing assortment of 'products' as she passed before stopping just a few feet from the straw-haired blond.

"Mini…golf?" Slated orbs finally shifted, turning their full, albeit, befuddled gaze onto the shopkeep, "Sounds like a waste of time,"

Luckily, she had plenty to waste right now, being thrust from her quarters for the weekend at the behest of her Lieutenant and partner. No doubt the pair were planning something, one claiming renovations and the other insistent on her having a reprieve from work. That said, she didn't have the energy to argue with either, so perhaps a break was just what she needed. She could deal with whatever they'd gotten up to after.

I suppose I can humor you, for now, and providing this isn't some trick."

[syn4k]

Help I've got art hw due tommorow and I've done like a quarter and I have no motivation

I'm in pain (not litterally)

Helllppppp

I CAST SPELL OF MOTIVATION BITCH

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[heresylog]

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

[marcusbrutus]

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is

the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[waspandr]

@symbioteburnout said:

"I don't know what music you like, but I know cats are a safe bet with you." Andi offers the shinigami a box, containing kitty pajamas, complete with a hood that has cat ears and a detachable tail. "Happy birthday!" Soifon would also feel something brushing up against her leg, it's a little tuxedo cat. "Oh hey, that's our store's cat, Clapton."

Soifon briefly looked the box over then looked back to Andy, a brow ticking up some as she pulled out the detachable tail.

"Perhaps I am behind times but, this seems like it could be a questionable gift," The pajamas were cute she'd admit, but the attachments, well, questionable was being generous. Her attention didn't linger long, however, as she felt the brush against her leg. A cat! Prior concerns were immediantly dashed away and she dropped to a crouch offering her hand to the feline before stroking its head.

"Clapton...?"

[wishfulsketching]

I know you’re probably super busy but I HAVE to share this with someone. I found this absolutely insane shirt at my job (thrift store) and it’s been killing me to imagine Silco in it

You can't drop something like this to my askbox and not expect me to draw something

Moms usually drop the kids off to their playdate, time for the dads to meet.

[idcaboutart]

all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude

only you can show me this