#arson !!!

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Happy fifth Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day, everyone! This year I am selling my art as a set of stickers and a post card bundle. The stickers are 2.5" and the postcard is 4"x6", and the bundle all together is $12.99. It's all on pre-order and it should be shipped by early July.

Credit to @birdsareblooming for the "BLINK MOTHERFUCKER" quote used in the gambling sticker. :>

Order the LPSFD merch here!

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214. Arson

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If we divide the batboys into duos, it's quite funny how the brothers have similar tastes sometimes.

Jason and Dick for redheads. Both for Barbara, kind of for Kori, but more Dick for Kori. Jason for Roy and Artemis. Dick for Wally.

Tim and Damian? Supers. Superboys. Just like their father.

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Draw your character doing chemistry :)

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BH

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Jackdaws' Revenge 🐐🔥

Today I learned about the quality change of the staw to avoid the Jackdaws to eat the Gavle Goat again.

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Nobody was injured in the incident. Police do not seem to have a suspect at this time.

[destielmemenews]

A fire was also set at a ballot box in Portland, Oregon where three ballots were damaged.

"The Portland Police Bureau reported that officers and firefighters responded to a fire in one ballot drop box at about 3:30 a.m. and determined an incendiary device had been placed inside. Multnomah County Elections Director Tim Scott said a fire suppressant inside the drop box protected nearly all the ballots; only three were damaged, and his office planned to contact those voters to help them obtain replacement ballots.

A few hours later, across the Columbia River in Vancouver, television crews captured footage of smoke pouring out of a ballot box at a transit center. Vancouver is the biggest city in Washington's 3rd Congressional District, the site of what is expected to be one of the closest U.S. House races in the country, between first-term Democratic Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez and Republican challenger Joe Kent."

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I'm thinking about possibly making Let Papyrus Say Fuck day stickers and I wanted to post the one I've finished and the other ideas I have to see if there's any interest. Let me know in the comments/tags which of the designs you like, include any/all you would want. The shape of the stickers will probably change for some of them because it will be more fun for me to make them different shapes.

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I can’t wait to hear the justification for why the supposedly mystical magical nature loving indigenous Palestinians are actually justified in purposefully starting uncontrolled forest fires because resistance.

(*Please note that Hamas specifically called for arson attacks, not all Palestinians are responsible for the current forest fires, Jews are indigenous to Judea, having rights should not be predicated on being indigenous to a place, and indigenous people are not magical forest fairies. )

[ffaelix]

the batkids are all arsonists. not, like, on purpose (well, mostly not on purpose), but something about fire and chaos seems to follow them wherever they go. bruce is exhausted, alfred’s threatening to retire, and no one will admit they’re the problem. but they all are.

dick is a human disaster when it comes to fire. he swears it’s never his fault, but somehow, flames just happen around him. one time, he was trying to impress a date with a candlelit dinner on a rooftop. super romantic, right? except gotham’s wind did what gotham’s wind does, and two minutes later, there were tiny fires everywhere. when bruce asked why he thought a rooftop candlelight dinner was a good idea, dick just shrugged and said, “it’s gotham, it’s already mostly on fire anyway.” bruce was not amused.

then there’s jason, who doesn’t even try to deny it. he’s the only one who uses fire on purpose, and he has zero shame about it. take the time he literally firebombed a warehouse full of black mask’s weapons. bruce was like, “you can’t just blow things up, jason!” and jason just looked at him and said, “sure i can. i did it, didn’t i?” another time, he got into an argument with bruce about restraint, and his actual response was, “fire solves everything. name one problem fire hasn’t solved for me. i’ll wait.” bruce did not have a rebuttal.

tim, though, is the sleeper agent of the arsonist squad. his fires are never intentional, which is maybe more concerning. like, he’ll be working on some dangerous experiment at 3 a.m., completely running on fumes, and then boom, something catches fire. “it’s fine,” he always says. “totally under control.” (it’s never fine. it’s never under control.) there was one time he set off a controlled explosion in the cave, and alfred just deadpanned, ���master tim, the next time you feel the urge to ‘experiment,’ kindly do it somewhere that isn’t my kitchen or the batcave.” tim promised he’d try, but no one believed him.

and damian? damian is the wildcard. he doesn’t mean to start fires all the time, but he’s definitely more comfortable with flames than any kid should be. one time, alfred caught him with a blowtorch in the backyard, trying to “practice survival techniques.” when alfred asked where he even got a blowtorch, damian just said, “you don’t want to know.” another time, he tried to enhance the bat-signal with fireworks because “it needs to be more intimidating.” bruce nearly had a stroke.

and don’t even get alfred started. that man keeps at least five fire extinguishers within reach at all times. if he hears so much as a match strike, he’s already there, extinguisher in hand and murder in his eyes. he’s confiscated flamethrowers, lighter fluid, sparklers, and a bottle of whiskey jason once tried to turn into a molotov cocktail. (“it was for science,” jason argued. alfred was not buying it.)

bruce, meanwhile, has just accepted his fate. no matter how many “no fires in the house” rules he makes, someone is going to find a way to set something on fire. at this point, he’s pretty sure they do it on purpose just to mess with him. and honestly? they probably do.

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[nighvalecommunityradiounofficial]

Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm. Set yourself on fire to honor the Arsonist’s Holy Day, during which you may commit arson with all the legal repercussions still in place, just like any other day — except today, it is encouraged.

“We’re certainly not doing this to decrease the arsonist population among us!” Cried the Sheriff’s Secret Police spokesman in a shrill voice upon questioning. Set yourself on fire today!