#barty/james

[ttroubledwaters]

the voices tell me to read sunkiller..... I'm a die hard starchaser fan but the demons in me... IT wants me to read sunkiller..

[enbysiriusblack]

marauders ship battle

submitted propaganda:

barty/james

“chaos hehe”

james/lily

the og canon ship that is SO overly hated when they've got it all. hot couple. rivals to lovers. head boy and girl. stem gf and frat bf. unrequited for a bit. they just GET EACH OTHER. vote for bambi's shot parents guys!!!

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[pommeauromarin]

Enemies to lovers, but only one of them thinks they're enemies. The other has been entirely obsessed since the beginning.

Only acceptable way for me to read this trope

[rosieandthethorns]

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

[prongsinrevolt]

behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

[snarky-magpie]

Regulus: James just texted me.

Barty: So? Text him back.

Regulus: Can't.

Barty: Why not?

Regulus: Have to wait. Texting right back would make me look desperate.

Barty: Mate, you're married to him.

[seekmemystar]

everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other

[managone16]

Jegulus marriage reveal 1: Stranger: Hey, can I buy you a drink? Regulus: No thanks. Stranger, ignoring him: So, what do you do for a living? Regulus: Nothing. Stranger: Oh. You seem rich. Regulus: That's because my husband's my sugar daddy. *Sirius, who was nearby, starts choking* Stranger: H-husband? You're married? Regulus, showing off his ring: Yes. *Stranger mumbling apologies and leaving* Sirius, loudly: YOU'RE MARRIED?? Regulus: Yes. Barty: Wait, WHAT? You're joking. Regulus: No, I'm not joking. Sirius: This is NOT funny if this is a joke. You have a ring! Marlene: Wait, what's happening? The rest of them: REG IS MARRIED!! Dorcas, blinking: Sorry what the fuck now? Regulus, rolling his eyes: Ok, I'm married, now you all know, can we move on? Dorcas: Since fucking when? Sirius: TO WHO?! James, entering: Why's everyone screaming? Regulus: To him. *Everyone being dead silent* Barty: I'm sorry, what?

[themoonandtosaturn]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[until-the-house-shakes]

I feel like Barty would ask Evan the most RANDOM questions at like 3 AM.

Barty: if I died. Do you want them to surgically connect my dick to you? Like do you want my dick for your bottom surgery?

Evan: I don’t think that’s how it works.

Barty:… damn.

*Barty waking up Evan as if he just had a nightmare*

Barty: Do you think my animagus would be a horse?

Evan: Why would it be a horse?

Barty: I’m so scared of them Ev. Please say it wouldn’t be a horse.

Evan:… WHY WOULD IT BE A HORSE?

One more

Barty: When we get married, can Reg be my best man?

Evan: No.

Barty: … oh so I guess we’re not getting married then

Evan: He’s officiating it.

Barty:… fine.

[enbysiriusblack]

marauders ship battle

submitted propaganda:

barty/james

"chaos hehe"

[outromoony]

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

[pommeauromarin]

When I find a 10k+ words count, friends to lovers, where he fell first and harder, extra yearning, no smut, fluff + angst fic

[deswhomst]

Sirius, at the Jegulus wedding reception: Hey everyone, wanna play a game?

Dorcas: Sure. What game?

Sirius: It's called "James or Kreacher". I tell you things Reg has said, and you have to guess who he said it to.

Lily: This doesn't sound hard at all

Sirius: You sure? Quote one: "I would die for you."

All the wedding guests:

Barty, under his breath: Fuck

[noblehouseofgay]

When Jegulus first start dating