#but ouch.
(guy in the most pain he’s ever been in voice) haha yeah well yknow how it is . anyway how’re you
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Haha! What a funny quote from Nick!
I wonder why the old Nick did that...
...Oh. Oh no.
SHE DIED OUTSIDE A SANDWICH SHOP.
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i went for another like hour something long walk in my good shoes this time and focused really hard on walking properly engaging all the right muscles etc and you’ll never guess what happened
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just beat bg3 for the first time what if my life had no purpose anymore
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leandra voice: oldest child, if you want to risk your life do it. but what if youngest child died? i’d be sad then
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today I went into my chemistry class and my professor was using a cane and then there was that tiny voice that was like "maybe you can use a cane too"
and then she was like "oh I hurt my knee and had to ask my 80 year old neighbor to borrow a cane. it was so embarrassing." and then the voice went away.
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This has to be an AU already right? I’ve never seen it. I’m doing it. My city now
The angst potential alone haunts me. How long do you think he waited for Ford?? When did it start to sink in that nobody was coming to save him, that nobody would miss him? Would anybody even want him back? How long did it take for his anger, his heartbreak, his grief to turn into acceptance and a belief that this was divine retribution? How long did he work, how many jobs did he take, how much wealth did he accrue, how many brushes with death did he have until he believed he’d “earned” the right to go home and see his brother?? Many such questions. I need to go deeper
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just made a $400 purchase *vomits*
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Trying to work on fics while my left hand cramps like there's no tomorrow.
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why not let Zoro be the sopping wet cat of a man, clinging desperately to his rival
you know
as a treat
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Blep. (Sequel to the boop)
Or alternatively titled: Snake Jamil, but even larger noodle
The species that Jamil is based on here is called the Blood Python (special thanks to @kirexa for the information!), which can reach an average of 4-6 ft in length and up to 30 lbs in weight.
Bonus panel:
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Prompt:
Jason (maybe on a dare, maybe because he’s loopy etc.) calls Bruce (or any of the Bats, really) to tell him he loves him.
Bruce is convinced Jason is either dying or about to.
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Fionna and Cake so far
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incredible how despite everything, when someone i care about is short with me, especially over text, i still spiral a bit wondering what i did wrong.
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