#creature-wizard

[thevirginwitch]

Greetings, dear friend. Could you share your thoughts on what is a quantum transition in the magical sense? What do you think about it? I will be very grateful for your reply!

Hello hello!

Unfortunately, anything "quantum" (specifically in new age/spiritual/witchcraft spaces) usually has nothing to do with witchcraft/magic and is deeply rooted in pseudoscience - so I (nor will anyone else) have any information for you on this. Quantum physics and other topics are much more complicated then folks want to believe, which leads to a lot of misinformation and, ultimately, folks falling for pseudoscience. More specifically, I've found that new witches/practitioners that are looking for a "scientific" reasoning that witchcraft works tend to fall down this rabbit hole of new-age beliefs such as vibrations, quantum physics, etc. (which, again, are complete pseudoscience).

@creature-wizard might have more feedback/information for you that can point you in the right direction, if you are interested in educating yourself on how terms like "quantum" are used in new-age spaces!

(Also, I cannot help but laugh at the thought that you would ask me this question - as if I know ANYTHING about the subject of quantum physics, LOL. I am not some hot-shot scientist. I'm just someone who likes to practice witchcraft and read/write about it.)

[hellenic-reconstructionism]

This is as far as I got before I hit the transphobic post btw

[bigtittygirl420]

i am so sick of tumblr liberals pretending palestine and cuba and sudan can just be stomped on and choked out with no verbal consequences

they don’t even want us to discuss it in public conversation of fear of “derailment”. it’s so obnoxious and insufferable jfc.

[oddarette]

Last but not least, the star toad pocket creature. Produces an infinite amount of star candies but dispenses only one per day. Some found flavors include lava fumes, rye bread, persimmon leaves, and goblin toes.

[monstersovka]

📜🍂 the fire wizard

new adopt there ✶

[mychemicalbrromance]

Tiny joke animatic of these people meeting the sage of truth somehow THE COOKIEVERSE.

[rocketska]

When a wizard's hat is taken well care of, it might sprout little legs and start casting spells of its own 🧙‍♂️⭐

[cakypa120]

They know absolutely nothing about Shazam. Children understand this and use it perfectly.

Lightning (Darla): I'll tell Mom everything!!

Switch (Eugene): Which one? They're all dead!

Flash: *chokes on air*

Ms. Marvel: You tried to kill me in the womb!

Captain Marvel: Don't be dramatic, I helped you come into existence earlier.

Ms. Marvel: You wrapped your umbilical cord around my neck!

Captain: Until it's proven, don't care what they say!

Nightwing: I have so many questions right now.

Red Hood: I would have done the same to you if we were in the same womb.

Voltage (Freddy): They kept bringing me down to the ground even though they knew it would kill me.

Superman: What do you mean?

Voltage: Why do you think I keep flying? It's my curse. Whenever I touch the ground, I die. My dad wasn't very fond of me when I was a kid.

Superman: That's terrible.

Thunder (Pedro): *appears behind Voltage and pulls him to the ground*

Voltage: *his feet touch the floor and he falls to the floor*

Superman: *grabs his head and can't hear his heartbeat* OH MY RAO! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!?!

Thunder: *raises Voltage* That's hilarious.

Voltage: *looks up with huge eyes*

Voltage: See what I meant?! They hate me!

Thunder: You threw Captain Marvel into a volcano the day before yesterday.

Voltage: Little things, little things.

Lightning: *sits on unicorn* It's time to pay for all your sins!

Captain Marvel: I didn't eat your fairies!

Hal: WHAT THE HELL IS A FUCKING UNICORN IN THE WATCHTOWER!!

Thunder: *calmly eats raw entrails*

All Around: *sounds of disgust and nausea*

Switch: ...and that way we can take over the villain's lair.

Batman: Are you really planning on going into a highly guarded lair in an iron horse?

Switch: It worked in Troy. Besides, it wasn't God who threw that apple, it was Ms. Marvel.

Batman: What?

Switch: *shrugs* She was very self-conscious about her acne.

Captain Marvel: *holding a long iron spear* Have you seen Voltage?

Superman: Why do you need him?

Captain: He killed my favorite sheep. And I'll make a kebab out of him.

[nightmaresyrup]

Bottled Message Wizard

His common ability is to send messages across different realms and reality using bottles.

His ultimate is a reality bending skill of Written-Recipe-to-reality is limited to once per 3 days and to liquids. Simply put a written recipe of a concoction into a bottle and it simply manifests. Very useful when testing theoretical mixtures.

Tryna be subtle with this, I wanna avoid relying on my texture brushes too much. The color scheme resemblance to a popular Jrpg mascot is pure coincidence

[apoetsworld]

Regulus: IM GOING TO KILL HIM

James *unfazed*: Right, who again?

Regulus *pointing at Sirius*: HE STOLE MY FUCKING BOOK

Sirius: stole is a little dramatic, don't you think?

James: Maybe this is just a valuable life lesson, yk not to leave-

Regulus *about to tackle Sirius*: I DONT WANT A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON, I WANT REVENGE

James: Remus it's your turn.

Remus *grumbling*: Why do I always get stuck with the violent arguments

James: because its usually Sirius who starts them

[coinandcandle]

I wanna double down on this!!

Also! I don't wanna derail the post but I suggest that if you are leaving Christianity but are still looking for spiritual fulfillment, please research more than just one or two different religions and belief systems before settling on a new one.

A lot of ex Christians I know (including me) try to fill the void that Christianity left with another religion and end up treating the new religion/belief system like a rebound. As such we end up not giving it an actual chance and constantly comparing it to our experience as Christians. Plus we may not actually take the time to really learn about the new system and start shoving it back into the boxes we knew in Christianity. (That's how I think a lot of modern pagan circles end up heavily Christianized as well).

Also keep in mind that you never have to choose a new religion for yourself, you can create your own spiritual path as many of us have done.

Of course, this comes from my personal experience and conversations with other ex Christians, and is not the case for every single ex Christian out there!!

Reminder that if you're leaving Christianity to embark upon a new spiritual path, your new spirituality doesn't have to answer or even acknowledge Christianity at all. You don't owe Christianity any kind of justification; you can just say "nah I'm not into you" and leave it there.

[oddarette]

Pocket creature no. 3. This one is pretty cool. It can change daytime environments to night and night time environments to day, but only for the owner. Also it kind of runs out of magic after a minute or two and needs to recharge for a while after.

[70sscifiart]

Let's take a break from the space bars with a fantasy-themed Space Crowd Saturday: Leo and Diane Dillon's 1993 cover for The Sorcerer's Apprentice, by Nancy Willard. Delightful critters here.

[handledwithgloves]

cursed drarry for @the-forbidden-forest ‘s art palette challenge!!

[ordheist]

warmups today, reinterpreting pokemon by name only

[essektheylyss]

gotta think like a wizard to catch a wizard babey