#crossover prompts

[melis-writes]

Ok hear me out and I know im insane for this.. we need Victoria x Patrick Bateman smut ASAP

Shipping Victoria x Patrick; did you know I’m utterly insane? 🤭 The wildest prompt pairing I’ve ever received in my life is this by far, and I thought Victonny was wild in the beginning. 😅😅 WELL. 💀 I know Miss Victoria was subjected to a Patrick Bateman era a little while ago and a lot of questions about him and her were asked/submitted sjsjsjsjs. 😵‍💫 You requested and I’m here to deliver!! This is my very first time writing for Patrick Bateman…😅 I am considering writing more for him alone but here goes Victoria x Patrick starting off towards smutty themes…🥵

’55 West 81st Street, Upper West Side. American Gardens...’ Repeating the address in your mind as you enter the luxurious, high security apartment building; the exact one specified to you numerous times by your direct supervisor and one of the vice presidents at Pierce & Pierce; Patrick Bateman.

Having only worked in the same building let alone firm with Mr. Bateman for only a week, you can’t help but find it slightly unnerving and odd, yet also courteous to be invited to Mr. Bateman’s private residence so soon.

Still, you’re not one to give up opportunity of any kind, especially ones you can take advantage of.

How many can say they’ve had the same privilege of being able to meet with and discuss their work and performance with someone as influential as Patrick Bateman and so soon?

‘11th floor.’ Stepping into the elevator, you smoothen out your blazer and patiently wait to be taken up to the eleventh floor; your heart already beginning to race from a mix of nervousness and excitement.

You have to take this meeting with Mr. Bateman as you would competition at work; you’re not the only one in line applying to become Patrick’s personal assistant and secretary after all.

You remember briefly seeing another young woman in her mid twenties named Lily during your interview who was also accepted on a preliminary basis as you.

Pierce & Pierce wanted to see which candidate was more qualified since you and the other candidate, Lily, brought similar skillsets and experience to the role promising an excellent benefit’s package and excellent pay.

You were not trained at the same time with Lily nor did you ever see her around Patrick since employment courses and training were provided on a one-on-one basis with Mr. Bateman and away from prying eyes.

This leaves you to now guess that Mr. Bateman must be personally picking between you and Lily as to who he wants to hire permanently as his personal assistant and secretary; a formality and nothing more.

For dinner tonight, you can assume Patrick will either let you know he’s chosen you as a permanent hire, or that he’s chosen Lily over you; whatever answer, you’re completely prepared. You’ve been looking forward to this for weeks now, after all.

Just as you reach the door to Patrick’s suite, you’ve barely reached your hand out to ring his doorbell when you find the front door already opening for you.

Blinking in surprise, you watch as the front door opens to reveal half of Patrick’s suite and his back turned to you, walking away already.

“You’re late,” Patrick states, paying no attention to you as he begins to make his way back towards the living room.

“You wanted to see me at 7:00 PM sharp, sir,” stunned, you take a step inside Patrick’s grandiose, modern suite; unsure whether to focus on him or the striking features and décor of his beautiful home standing out to you.

Hearing your voice instead of Lily’s, Patrick stops in his tracks.

He turns around, facing you with an amused, beaming smile over his face; a completely different tune than how disappointed he sounded just seconds ago.

“So I did. Hello, Miss Ferrari,” Patrick greets you in his cool, soothing tone. “I was expecting a mutual coworker of ours, if you could guess.”

“Lily, was it?” Blushing a little, you begin to slip off your heels and notice Patrick watching your every move with complete interest. “Were you supposed to see her earlier this evening?”

“Actually, that’s none of your business, Miss Ferrari,” Patrick answers, completely nonchalant and still smiling. “But it means well for you.”

“Right,” you murmur, still finding yourself growing adjusted to Patrick’s somewhat erratic behaviour, let alone his distractingly sexy looks every single time your eyes land on him. “Sorry, um,” you clear your throat, clasping your hands in front of you, “there’s no reason now for me to hide how I feel about that.”

“I figured,” Patrick chuckles, gesturing towards his kitchen. “Would you like a drink? I have a number of fine Italian wines that I believe you would enjoy.”

Before you can even answer, Patrick heads into the kitchen with enthusiasm in every step as you politely move into the living room and take a seat upon one of his loveseats.

“Sangiovese wine in specific,” Patrick continues speaking, grabbing out a bottle and admiring the front label. “It’s a fine red wine popular in Italy. One can always find Sangiovese grapes growing in Tuscany, it’s native region, not to mention other various southern and central parts of Italy.”

“That sounds perfect, thank you,” you’re practically mesmerized by Patrick’s tone and how he can make what would be the most mundane, unnecessary explanation by anyone else sound like a fairy tale to you.

“From the moment we met, I came to the observation you enjoy red wine and red wine alone. White wine is not to your liking, is it?” Patrick takes out two wine glasses from his cupboard, setting them down on his kitchen counter in front of your line of vision.

“You’ve observed well,” you nod, smiling back. “I suppose I could have white wine every now and again but I’ve always preferred red.”

“You have excellent taste in wine,” Patrick compliments, pouring a quarter serving of wine in both glasses. “Sangiovese wines such as this one—” Patrick taps the bottle of wine with the back of his fingernails, “are rich in flavor. Even the color derives meaning from it’s name; the blood of Jupiter.” He picks up both glasses of wine, moving towards you. “You may enjoy the prominent cherry flavor upon first taste, but the dried herbs will add to a delectable aftertaste with a hint of plum.” Patrick hands you your glass of wine, pausing for a moment to smile at you again and give a small nod. “But you already know that, don’t you?”

Nodding, you take your glass of wine and blush. “I almost always drink a Sangiovese wine. You read me like a book, Mr. Bateman—”

“Patrick,” he corrects sharply while maintaining an overly friendly attitude. “You’re in my home now, Miss Ferrari. You don’t have to be formal with me.” Patrick raises his glass of wine to his lips. “I however, will call you whatever I wish.”

Taking a sip of your wine, you maintain eye contact with Patrick and find yourself clenching your legs while being unaware of it, but everything from how your expression changes, your body language and reaction times are noted by Patrick immediately and well.

“Patrick,” you repeat back, feeling your face grow hot with blush. “Thank you for this opportunity.”

“It presented itself,” Patrick swallows his wine, setting the glass down on the coffee table in front of him without taking his eyes off of you. “I saw what a patient yet confident and demanding woman you were throughout this week. I couldn’t take this position right from your hands now, could I?”

“I didn’t see it that way,” you reply back, “I always pictured you putting it in my hands.”

Patrick chuckles, shaking his head. “You more than have it now. I’m glad we made such an impression on you at Pierce & Pierce. That other woman, Lily, didn’t seem to think so.”

Your eyes widen a little but you hold your tongue, remembering Patrick practically scolding you a few moments ago for asking about Lily.

Patrick grins devilishly at you, noticing how you grow quiet. “I appreciate the gesture, Victoria,” he says your name for the first time, rising from his seat to sit directly next to you. “You won’t ask further questions.”

“You told me it was none of my business,” your heart begins to pound in your chest as you pick up the scent of Patrick’s heavenly cologne surrounding you. “And so it isn’t.”

“That’s right,” Patrick smirks. “You’ll find we do things differently at Pierce & Pierce; our rules do not shift but they are enforced strict. I have my own set of rules, and I have them for you now too.”

“Such as?” You can hardly focus on drinking your wine this close to Patrick.

“Your work attire,” Patrick places his hand over your thigh, sending a wave of excitement and pleasure rushing through you. “This skirt, for example…” He knits his brows, looking displeased.

“Oh,” you blink, unable to find anything wrong with the black, knee-length pencil skirt you’re wearing and had been wearing to work earlier today. “I’m sorry, what exactly don’t you like about it?”

“It’s not short enough,” Patrick’s eyes meet yours once again. “I want you to wear something shorter next time. Flatter your figure. You’d look good in something tighter and shorter.”

Your eyes don’t leave Patrick’s, but you can feel his hand taking your wine glass away gently and placing it down to reduce risk of you dropping it in surprise from how focused you are on Patrick’s words now.

“I’ve made my observations about you all week, Victoria,” Patrick continues, lowering his tone of voice as his hand begins to slowly glide up your skirt. “Your performance at Pierce & Pierce was more than satisfactory. Your attention to detail…” His hand moves up further to your upper thigh as you find yourself relaxing and spreading your legs further, but at a complete loss of words from throbbing, surprising arousal racking over your body. “Immaculate.”

You’ve no idea when Patrick’s face got so close to yours to breathe his words upon your neck, but you can’t get enough of feeling his firm, large hand caressing your skin.

“How you act around me is not workplace appropriate, so,” Patrick gives your thigh a squeeze, trailing his finger to trace your jawline. “I took the liberty to invite you somewhere private. My home—where you could indulge on all the dirty thoughts you have in my office about me. Isn’t that right?”

“Patrick…” Your eyes widen as you let out a soft whimper, watching his hands move underneath your skirt.

“And where I don’t have to sit and imagine what it’s like to feel your soft, supple skin; to touch and caress your thighs while adoring your body as one would do to a piece of art.” Patrick nuzzles your neck—his eyes fluttering shut as he takes in the scent of your perfume.

With that, you feel Patrick's hand harshly smack your thigh, causing a quiet yet surprised moan to fly out of your mouth as you clutch onto his shoulder and feel his hand tenderly rubbing over the reddening skin where he hit you.

“Where I can have you all to myself.”

[chriscdcase95]

Crossover prompt on my "To Do List": Scream/Until Dawn crossover, in which Sam Giddings and Kirby Reed are eachothers multiversal counterparts.

They often experience eachothers lives in their dreams or near death experiences; Kirby experiences Until Dawn from Sam's perspective; while Sam experiences Scream 4 and VI from Kirby's perspective.

A crack prompt that I might not be able to pass up: A Scream/FNAF movie crossover in which Movie!William Afton and Stu Macher are eachothers counterparts, also experiencing eachothers lives through dreams/near death experiences.

Shortly before the events of Scream 1996, Stu brings up this idea for a horror franchise revolving around animatronics to Billy Loomis. Billy shoots down the idea claiming it'll never catch on.

[trainer-sean]

"Loud In The Sun And Moon" A Pokemon x The Loud House fanfiction Prompt

A take on the No Such Luck x pokemon fanfictions that have been going around.

While Lincoln is out on the streets, he runs into his Grandpa while he and the other Senior Citizens are out to eat at a restaurant, seeing something is extremely wrong, Albert brings his grandson with him and his friends to eat, the first proper meal Lincoln has gotten in the past three days, as he has Lincoln tell him why he isn't home with his parents and sisters. To say he's enraged is one thing, to say that every single one of the Senior Citizens were about to go Ballistic was another, thats not even bringing up all the workers from the Seniors Home and the Restaurant workers.

Before he can blow his top, Albert calms down and considers what to do, he very much believes he should call the police, cause Daughter or not, Rita was in very deep water, but then without their parents, the girls would be sent into the foster system and split up, and he's seen plenty of times what that can do to a kid.

First and foremost, Lincoln needs somewhere to stay, then Albert remembers something, or someone, Lincolns aunt and uncle, Burnet and Marcus, off in Alola! They didn't speak to often, but they were on good terms. But first he needed to introduce Lincoln to the concept of pokemon, and who better then his old partner, Haxorus!

To say Lincoln was excited, perfectly characterized his current state. So Albert called his wayward daughter, and told her about the situation, Burnet and Marcus were both heavily disgusted with their Half sister's family, and quickly agreed to house Lincoln at Marcus' place in Alola on Mele Mele Island, though they would hold off on getting him a partner pokemon for a few weeks until they both got a feel for their Nephews mental state, Burnet would also need to notify Ms. Lusamine that she'd need some off time to help her Nephew. Thankfully, Lusamine understood completely, and recommended signing Lincoln up for the Pokemon School Lillie was going to, which works well due to Marcus being a Physical Education instructor at the School, as well as occasional substitute teacher for Kukui, as well as for her to bring Lincoln over to Aether Paradise so she'd be able to multitask, both get Lincoln use to pokemon, and continue her work, plus a possible chance that a pokemon in the preservation room bonding with him and becoming his partner.

For the time being, Albert brought Lincoln with him to the Seniors home to stay for a few days as Burnet and Marcus flew over from Alola, accompanied by Lusamine. Two days later, after getting Lincoln some new clothes and supplies, The Alolan Loud Twins arrived at the airport on the Aether family's private helicopter to pick up Lincoln, while Albert drove over to the loud house to pick up Lincolns personal belongings, and let the rest of the family know that they messed up badly. Rita had apparently believed that her half siblings were a fever dream she had due to Munchlax and Ribombee being apart of the encounter, until Albert let out Haxorus, who just snarled and roared at the family, furious at their actions. After collecting Lincolns things, and letting Rita and Lynn Sr. know that the only reason he hasn't called the police on them is because of how it would destroy the girls, who he was just as angry at. He drove off to pick Lincoln up and take him to the airport to be taken to Alola by Burnet, Marcus, and Lusamine.

When Lincoln boards the Helicopter he is introduced to Burnet's Munchlax, Marcus' Ribombee, and Lusamine's Clefable. He is briefed on how he'll be given a week or so to get situated and use to pokemon, and signed up for the pokemon school. Due to Burnet's home being just a small apartment, Lincoln will stay at Marcus' home on Mele Mele Island, and be given an Allowance for personal spending. He's also set a trainers license(which acts as Emancipation, ID, and Credit card) and a Rotomphone.

After a few days of staying at Marcus' home, hes given a Luxury Ball by Burnet to use on a pokemon that choses to be his partner. His first day at The Pokemon School? Quite fun, he likes his new classmates, Ash and his Pikachu are great, Sophacles is pretty smart, not as much as Lisa, and he has a friendly charm unlike his sister, Kiawe seems like he's suspicious of something, maybe he just has a feeling about people, Turtonator was awesome to, another dragon pokemon, Mallow was nice and her Bounsweet was so, well, sweet! Lana, she had the same name as one of his sisters, but she was nice to. Lillie, he knew she was Ms. Lusamine's daughter, and that she was afraid of touching pokemon, but she knew so much about them! The Professor was cool to, though he doubt most schools would allow a teacher to walk around shirtless. Though, Lillie, her name reminded him about his baby sister back home, he was honestly worried about her, Aunt Burnet had told him how the kind of behavior that went on in the house was horrible, most of the time down right illegal and dangerous, Lynn had threatened him with a bat just to force him to one of her games, something that would kill most people! He should really talk to Burnet, Marcus, and Grandpa about seeing if they could get Lily out of the house and somewhere safer, same with Lucy, her reasons for believing the bad luck was more valid then the others considering her likes, he'd feel better knowing those two were safe away from the loud house.

Before Lincoln had gone to school, Lusamine had called her daughter and told her about the circumstances about her new classmate coming to Alola, and to treat him kindly and keep quiet about it until he's ready to tell others about it.

On his way home after being treated to Dinner by his new classmates, he ran into a friendly dog pokemon that Rotomphone called Growlithe, though it was a more yellow color then the orange in the image, it was hungry to, so he gave it some of the leftovers that he had after dinner, and went on his way to his to his Uncle's home, not knowing he'd just made a friend who would be joining him in the future.

When Lincoln told Burnet about his worries for Lily and Lucy, she agreed to call Albert and talk to him about the possibility to have them brought to Alola and stay with Lincoln.

On his way to school, Lincoln was followed by Growlithe, who followed behind carefully. The school day went well, until team rocket had shown up and attempted to steal the classes pokemon. Lincoln, without thinking had jumped onto the most recent robot and attempted to pry open the cage, and was almost swatted by the robots arm when a wheel of fire came rocketing in, pushing back, and melting through the arm. As Lincoln gets the cage open and the pokemon out, the wheel of fire unrolled into Growlithe who then rushed into the mechas leg engulfed in a yellow and white aura, sweeping out the leg from the robot. Kiawe and Turtonator then use Inferno Overdrive when everyone gets clear of the robot, sending off the TRio. As the others check if Lincoln is okay, his Luxury ball dropped and rolled away, but is stopped by Growlithe's paw, who looks at Lincoln, smiles, and smacks the button on the ball, being sucked in, and caught. At the capture of Lincolns first pokemon, who Rotomdex starts freaking out about due to being a shiny, everyone congratulates Lincoln. When Lincoln tells the others about how he met Growlithe yesterday, Kiawe gets over dramatic about how his partner was one he befriended and didn't expect to catch. Kiawe tells Lincoln that he'll get him a fire stone in the future for Growlithe, when he beats him in a battle.

As this happens, Albert had agreed to Lincolns concerns, and Burnet's idea to bring Lily and Lucy over to Alola, he then Drives over to the Loud House and voices very deeply the concerns, while also pointing that the girls in general should be made aware that nearly all their actions are dangerous and actively threaten eachother, threatening to just send Lisa, Lola, and Lana to Aunt Ruth just to drive the point home, only reason not taking Lisa to Alola was that shes been wanting to Dissect a pokemon. After he gets Lily and Lucy, who he had to convince not to just take Great Aunt Harriet's Chest, he gets the three of them plane tickets to Alola and take off.

The next day, Ash challenges Lincoln to a battle, against his Rowlet, Ash's experience battling helping to make up for type disadvantage. And within the hour Albert and the girls arrive in Alola and get picked up by Burnet, and driven to the Pokemon School to greet Lincoln. Due to Lucy only being 8, she can't get a trainers License, but can still own a pokemon.

During the fishing trip, when Team rocket attempts to steal the Lapras ride pokemon, Lily was still with the Lapras and almost fell through the net into the ocean, but Meowth noticed and quickly grabbed her before she fell, quickly followed by an equally panicked James as Meowth was also slipping from his grip on the net.

Another day, the Class and the louds noticed that a Doppelganger of each other them suddenly shows up and disappears, before Lily grabs her Doppelganger, by the TAIL, and she suddenly poofs into a black and blue fox, called a Zorua, who Rotomdex once again freaks out about being a shiny, Lucy befriends it and catches it.

During the family day, Albert comes in the place of family, along with Leni, Luan, and Luna, who apologize Lincoln, they end up staying in Alola with their little siblings, which results in Marcus' home having to be renovated for more people and pokemon, which leads to them staying at a Motel for about a week or two as the home is rebuilt. It also turns out someone finally spoke up about what happened at the loud house, but due to circumstances, Rita and Lynn only get House arrest, but Lynn Jr does get sent to Juvie, Bobby breaks up with Lori, etc. Continue the trend of the loud siblings that apologize to Lincoln first pokemon being a shiny.

Lily ends up befriending a Deino that wonders towards Prof. Kukui's house while Lincoln is visiting, and guess what, its a shiny, and she calms it down with the sound of her rattle. When the gang meet Ryuki and his Dragon types, Ryuki is thrilled to see someone else that can calm and guide a member of the Deino line with music, he and Lily then start playing, the two getting a good melody going that gets Deino and Zweilous rocking, and Deino ends up unintentionally learning Draco meteor and evolving. Ash ends up calling over his Gible to help Lily's Zweilous with Draco meteor.

And this time when the Ultra wormhole mess happens, Legendary pokemon show up from the wormholes as well, and the Loud Siblings are the ones to help them back home, with two or three staying with the Loud family. But during the Manalo Conference when the Guzzlord show up, more show up, then all the Legendarys that they helped also showed up, and they pushed them back by using Z-moves with the legendarys, maybe this is how some of the few actually decided to stay.

Lincoln keeps in contact with Clyde, even sending him a Rotomphone and a Alolan Meowth shortly after Lucy and Lily are brought to Alola, promising him they'd go on their own journey together someday, He and his fathers can go on a vacation and visit Lincoln later in the story, he can show up during an ultra beast situation, maybe be one of the ones to catch and keep a legendary pokemon, probably Raikou(cause its a cat like pokemon), but he still goes back to Michigan. They'll journey through Galar, they can get their sponsorship(s) from Lincolns Aunt and Uncle, around the time Ash does his Research assistant job, and take up the roll Ash and Goh did with being the heroes, though Ash and Goh will still show up and help.

(-maybe make Clyde a psychic, the vision kind, but he gets a headache so bad that he forgets what he saw, and when the vision happens, he just gets a feeling of Deja vu-)

(-When Clyde gets his Meowth, you can make occasional chapters that focus on him and his Meowth, and him growing to be able to stand up for himself and others, along with helping the town grow use to the pokemon that begin showing up, though representatives of the pokemon league show up to help with that shortly after Clyde starts, he is given special thanks for laying the groundwork for them. As well as the towns reactions to the Loud family's betrayal and the fact pokemon exist, and for some reason something was keeping them from acknowledging them-)

(-all the louds nickname their pokemon, Lincoln's Growlithe: Ace(for Ace Savvy), Lucy's Zorua: Azure, Lily's Dieno: Raller, rest to be announced-)

(-Marcus is a Oc for the sake of having Lincoln have a parental figure at home, his team will be made up of Ribombee, Blissey, Buneary, Sawk, Volcanion, and Hawlucha, Burnet is also Lincoln's aunt because of the white hair feeling like a good familial trait to link them, plus it means he'll get Kukui as an uncle and Ash as a Pseudo Cousin, along with Lei as a cousin during his Galar Journey-)

(-Lincoln doesn't need to do the Island Challenge, he just needs a place to learn and heal after learning that his family life is unhealthy, nor do he and his siblings need full teams, heck, not all of them need even three pokemon, only ones I can see going beyond three are Lincoln, Leni, Luna, and Lana-)

[bi4bihankking]

Does anyone have a Pietro Maximoff reading list?

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

The Viewers

Danny and Tucker move in together for college in Gotham

Tucker decided to make tiktoks just for fun, he could teach people about technology and help give tips.

He didn't realize that his viewers could see Danny in the background in some clips.

Danny being Danny was never caught doing something normal instead it was always something weird.

~

Tucker: "So you just switch this piece here-"

Danny in the background more than half his body in the fridge, the fridge is very noticeably growling

Tucker who is so used to it, it doesn't even register in his mind that it's not normal.

~

Tucker fan-boying about the new Wayne tech

His viewers looking behind him at Danny

Danny running around fighting his food which is also growling & flying

~

Tucker modifying his tech for the viewers

Danny's voice in the distance: "Bye Tuck, I need to go soup this guy real quick!"

Viewers: "Cannibalism?!"

~

Tucker: "Ah yes a very normal video!"

His viewers watching Danny:

~

Just an Idea

[frogaroundandfindout]

Au where Jason Todd is sacrificed to the King of the Infinite Realms and, upon realizing Danny isnt actually interested in human sacrifice nonsense, immediately shoots his shot

Like this man has been reading romance novels for as long as he can remember and he absolutely refuses to let this set up go to waste. He has a strange new world, a kind but powerful king, a castle, and big ass fucking library right there.

Too bad his family didn’t get the memo and reverse summoned him back too early.

———

Jason: *finally seduced Danny and is about to initiate the “frantic sex after weeks of pining” portion of the plot*

Jason: *is summoned back*

Jason: *has hickies all over his neck, claw marks down his back, unzipped pants, and no belt*

Jason: …

Jason: I hate all of you, you cockblocking motherfuckers. I had him right there! I could have been his husband. HUSBAND!!!!!

Bruce:

Tim:

Dick: …looks like you’ve been having a better few weeks than we have.

Damian: Father, I believe this is sufficient proof for removing Todd from the family.

Jason: IF YOU FUCKING WAITED I COULD HAVE HAD A DIFFERENT ONE

Tim: sorry that we worried about you being at the mercy of an all powerful ruler of the dead???

Jason: *sighs with heart eyes* god I fucking wish. His eyes are so pretty when he’s angry 💕

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

*Danny and a Batfam member having a friendly chat at a cafe. They've known each other for a few months now*

Batfam member: "You know, you actually kinda look like B with a few minor differences. Prime adoption bait. Hope you're not another secret love child of his." *laughs*

Danny: *Starts sweating bullets because he is in fact, Bruce's kid but from a different dimension where instead of being a himbo billionaire, he's a himbo ghost hunter named Jack who almost killed him before he got here .* "Haha, you don't say?"

Batfam member: *Clocks in on sudden shift in mood* "Please tell me you're not."

Danny: "So do you want the short and funny story, or the long and sad one? Yes, there's a right answer."

Batfam member: *crying because they can never have a normal sibling*

Danny: Also, do you believe in ghosts?

Batfam member: *cries even more*

[sistertotheknowitall]

I love the idea of Danny being just Some Guy.

Like yes he’s Phantom, yes he has ghost powers, yes he’s the King of the Infinite Realms. But to the BatFam? That is just Some Guy. A random dude - if you will.

They are positively baffled by him. Like he’s completely normal as far as they (and the background check) can see. Yet, he. Is. EVERYWHERE. (Not actually but it sure feels like it.)

The kids have a running bingo card of where he’ll turn up. Outside a warehouse they’re raiding? Check. Stopped a mugging? He was the one being mugged. Tim’s favorite coffee shop? He was just hired as a barista.  Seriously it’s like everytime they turn around he’s there.

Which wouldn’t be such a problem if he REACTED NORMALLY. But no. He doesn’t flee in fear, stare in awe, he doesn’t even try to say thank you. This man looked Batman in the eye and called him the furry vigilante - TO HIS FACE! He casually referred to Dick as “the flying monkey one” to Red Robin while also calling Tim a literal walking Red Flag. When he crosses paths with Duke he doesn’t always speak but he does always give him a snack. (Sometimes it’s candy, sometimes it’s fruit but it’s always food. And he only gives them to Duke.)

He once told Jason that he didn’t care that he was a crime lord and built like a brick house, Danny would kick his ass and drag his “rotted milk soul” too hell if the gun fights kept going on past midnight. (He had exams in the morning damnit.)

He will only call Damian “baby ninja” no matter how many times the kid insists that his name is Robin.

Spoiler and Orphan? The only ones he’s respectful to but even they get the occasional random comment. (“It may be a Tuesday, but if the universe is gonna make me the human equivalent of a pin cushion then I have the right to keep the knife.”) (It was actually a Friday but who were they to argue with a man bleeding out in an alley.)

Eventually the Batkids start keeping score of who has had the most out of pocket thing said to them by this random white boy.

[ghostbsuter]

He'd been flying above Metropolis.

Like a good ghost! Doing nothing but relax! Enjoying the weather, really.

It was so cool, Superman came up to him, they talked even! Superman was very, very, uncomfortable when Danny mentioned he was kinda dead.

It was really awesome.

Yeah, the keypoint being was.

Now? Now he is in Superman's arms, very much alive after being hit by a stray beam from Lex Luthors newest invention, quite literally hit from the sky when he didn't expect it and out of f reflex turned back human.

"I'm... alive?" He jokes weakly, smiling awkwardly at Superman's stare.

Danny considered this awkward.

Clark was processing the fact Lex Luthor somehow managed to bring back someone from death, his hands now full of said miracle and—

Shit, does the kid even have family left? What's he going to tell Lois!?

[zylev-blog]

Danny: Hell didn’t want me when I died, and heaven cast me out. So now I’m stuck in between on this little place called Earth. Sometimes I like to think it’s my own personal hell, but who am I to judge?

Tim, who was on day 5 of being awake: have you tried to fight god?

Danny: oh, I did, and I won. But the bastard is manipulative and decided that I wasn’t allowed in heaven because of pure spite.

Tim: interesting. Do you still want to fight gods?

Danny: depends. Me and Hades are under a truce, and Zeus kicked me out of Olympus. Sometimes I thought about fighting with Wonder Woman to get a rise from Zeus, but Hippolyta told me I wouldn’t be invited for dinner if I messed with her daughter, sooo….

Tim, pulling out his phone: cool, cool, so his name is darkseid, and he’s an asshole

Danny: say no more

[the-witchhunter]

So John Constantine has canonically exorcised a ghost by telling it to piss off, so imagine, if you will, this:

Box Ghost:*appears* I am the Box Ghost, prepare to meet your rectangular and cardboard DOOM

John: Piss off

Box Ghost: *disappears*

John: Now, as I was saying-

Danny, sleep deprived and one ghost attack away from a mental breakdown: *in awe* TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MAGIC MAN

———

Box Ghost, in the Ghost Zone: What the *bleep*

[melis-writes]

An idea for a smut prompt: Victoria cheating on Michael with Tony Montana 😏🤭

*GASP* Not with Santino Corleone for once?!? 😱😱 Omg though… Tony… Tony and Victoria as a duo… 🥵 This was really fun and interesting to write hehe. 😈

“Tonyyyyy…” You let out a loud moan, trying to muffle yourself against the pillow. “G-God…”

“Fuck,” Tony hisses, thrusting deep inside of you as he pins your hips down against the bed.

You curl your toes, squeezing your eyes shut as Tony’s deep thrusts inside of you cause more filthy moans to escape from your lips, continuing to edge your orgasm.

“Hear that, baby?” Tony breathes, pressing his back against yours as he continues his slow, hard thrusting. “That’s all you.”

Breathing heavily, you peek back at Tony and let out a breathy giggle at the sound of your pussy’s wetness easily lubricating Tony’s cock. “Y-yes…”

“Not talkin’ all that smart stuff now, huh?” Tony tugs a fistful of your hair back, thrusting into you again.

“O-ooh!” You whine, spreading your legs underneath him further. “P-please...”

Tony gives your ass a rough smack, rubbing over the reddening skin before hitting it again and again in rapid succession. “Shoulda pulled you over my knee then.”

“Oh, please!” You cry out again, clenching onto the bedsheets so harshly your knuckles strain white.

Tony grins against your shoulder, leaving a sloppy kiss lingering over your skin. “Who woulda known the boss’ wife fucks so good, huh? Wants to fuck me so good.” Tony grips your face, turning it to face him as he gives you a full-mouthed, lazy kiss. “Ain’t that right, baby?”

“I came to you after all,” you breathe out through your moans, “it’s what I want.”

“You want me, baby?” Tony slams into you again, obsessed with the way your wet, tight pussy contracts against his cock with each thrust. “You want this cock, huh?”

“I want y-you, Tony, I want you!” Your voice quivers as you attempt to hold another moan in, “a-again and again…”

“Want me more than that husband of yours?” Tony smirks, giving your face a little shake.

“Yes,” you lick over your lips, gazing up at him. “Only you and that big fucking cock.”

“That’s what I wanna hear.” Tony runs his hands around your back and to your chest, squeezing both of your breasts harshly. “You was mine when I first saw you, pussycat.”

[charlietheepicwriter7]

The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.

A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.

Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"

Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.

The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.

There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.

[petite-phthora]

Dp x Dc prompt #1

Danny doesn’t know how Vlad managed to convince his parents to let him take Danny with him to some fancy gala in Gotham, but he does know he’s gonna be the biggest menace he can be to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

The moment they entered the place the gala was held, Danny’s eyes landed on the chandelier on the ceiling in de middle of the room.

Bingo.

What Danny had been expecting was something along the lines of him embarrassing Vlad, making Vlad angry, and/or getting kicked out when the chandelier inevitably crashed to the ground cause they weren’t made to hold his weight.

What Danny hadn’t been expecting was for the chandelier to be heavily reinforced and not move an inch when he hung on there upside down, nor had he expected to be joined up there by a guy his age that seemed to be bursting with excitement as he stared at Danny from his place upside down on the chandelier.

[thekitsunesiren]

Dc x Dp #46

"I'm transferring you all to another branch to focus on your teamwork." Batman announced to the Young Justice League out of nowhere.

The news surprised the whole group. They've been together for quite sometime and had gotten alone just fine. Sure, they had disagreements here and there, but that wasn't enough for them to need more training, was it?

"We've been officially working together for a long time. Why do we need teamwork training now?" Robin asked, being brave enough to talk to the well feared vigilante that many were fearful to speak against.

Batman said nothing as he scrolled through the tablet in hand, obviously searching for something.

"Because you still have problems with your teamwork. You need the help of another team your age to get a better view point of what you're doing wrong. And hopefully you'll be able to learn about the different type of enemies

"Wait, wait, wait! Our age? You mean there's another team that we didn't know about?" Kid Flash asked, the news obviously being a surprise to him.

This news was a surprise to everyone in the group. All of them thought that they were the only young heroes that worked under the Justice League.

Finding what he was looking for, Batman opened a file and the team looked at the large photo that appeared on the screen. The photo contained four teens, just around their age if not older or younger.

One was a black teen with a red beanie, and Robin was surprised to see the bulky tech in his hands that he was using. What kind of outdated tech was this team using?

Next to him was a goth looking girl with raven black hair wearing a black short with a black and green plaid skirt. Her face was concentrated into a stern glare that gave Wally the shivers. The gun that she held in her hand didn't help either.

There was another girl as well. Her black hair down and resting against her shoulders. Said shoulders and the rest of her body covered by a black and red suit with a hoverboard against her feet and another strange weapon in her hand. A gun maybe? Red Arrow was curious to see her aim when moving on that board.

And the last kid wasn't standing. He was floating. With snow white hair and green eyes that seemed to glow everytime they looked at the photo. He looked to be around the same age as the other three, but he wore a black jumpsuit with white boots, gloves, and belt. On his belt rested a thermos? Superboy didn't see how such a scrawny thing could be of any threat.

One thing was similar was that how all of the humans eyes seemed to glow. Almost as bright as the- metas'? Aliens? -did.

"These are the members of Young Justice: Dark. They have been under the Leagues employment for three months, but they've been working on their own for almost two years and managed to stop several world ending disasters dealing with the supernatural."

The statement from Batman shocked the team. Them? On their own for two years fighting against the supernatural? Surely he was joking?!

"But-how? We've never heard of them, and they were world ending, we should've known about it." Robin argued.

"Because they've never left the threats leave their town." Came Batmans clipped reply. "There have been a few close calls, but all of them have been handled. As for why the League wasn't aware, there was interference that stopped the League from knowing about Amity Park. This is the team that took our place."

This was the team? Two years unsupervised against supernatural threats that they didn't know about and they still remained uncovered? Just how strong was this team?

"I'm assigning your next mission to work under them. For the time being they will be your superiors and you will follow their instructions if you come into contact with any enemy. Do not go against their orders or else it will be dire. With this, you will learn about threats stronger than you have faced and better yourselves as a team. Do not mess this up."

[mkarchin713]

DC x DP Prompt: Sticky Note

Poor sleep deprived Danny has been kidnapped by the Joker.

In the goons defense they thought only Tim Drake would fall for the old “hey kid you wanna have some Death Wish Coffee, just hop into our scary murder van” trick.

Joker was not exactly happy his goons grabbed the wrong black haired, blue eyed, sleep deprived college aged kid.

After shooting one of his goons Joker had calmed down enough to accept this was a lemons and lemonade situation.

He had the plexiglass tubes set up to fill with acid at a moments notice and his other goons were on their way with Red Robin. He could make whole “choose who dies, your bird or your lovers kid” ploy workout even if he used a random civilian. He just puts a blindfold and mouth gag on the civilian and look, instant Tim Drake.

Joker had to admit to Curly’s corpse that at least he kidnapped a Tim Drake lookalike who was so out of it already they didn’t even need to drug or threaten him. All the kid did was mumble something about fruitloops and fell asleep in the tube.

Now all Joker had to do was wait for Red Robin to get here.

…

Everything had been going so smoothly.

The brats were in the tubes, the live stream was up and running, and Batsy looked ready to tear his head off.

Unfortunately Harry just had to interrupt his monologue. Apparently there was a problem with “Tim Drakes” tube.

It was empty.

…. It was Empty!!?!

Well not entirely empty.

On the inside of the tube was a little green sticky note

I got bored so I left 😜

He got bored!?

Joker had bored him!?

Joker would not take this lying down.

He would find that kid and show him just how exciting he could be.

Right after Batman stopped punching him.