#cute ask anon

[rnisa]

Near my beloved 🥰 I want to stitch him a sweater or a gift while he works on a case (fr does this guy have anything besides the standard white PJ’s? I’d pay money to see him in a goofy ahh holiday jumper) There’s something comforting about not having to constantly talk, just quietly existing in the other’s company is more than enough. And watching someone create something from nothing is always interesting to watch

Hi beautiful super sweet Anon! AWWH, that would be SO adorable, honestly. Imagine Halle putting him in a goofy holiday sweater and the SPK takes those traditional "Sears Family" christmas card-like photos. Of course they wouldn't, but it's a cute thought.

I feel like Near has extreme sensitivity to certain fabrics or materials, which is why he loves those white PJs so much. Could have to be a sensory issue and he finally found one thing he liked and it just became his "thing". But imagine his s/o finding that exact fabric and crafting something for him with it? He would appreciate your attentiveness and genuine consideration for his comfort! I do think he's a bit rude in that if you did make him something he genuinely doesn't want to wear, he wouldn't - he would, however, keep it close by at all times. Even if you make him a sweater, a scarf or something, he would play with it or tug at it, much as he does his hair. Either way, it would not be too far from him.

If you two are in a relationship, I can see him at least trying it on for you. He's not the best at expressing gratitude (he kinda just hopes you 'know' that he appreciates you), but hopefully it doesn't last long ahaha. You'll notice he's physically cringing (if the material isn't right) and after that, he takes it off and thanks you regardless. If the material is one that he finds no sensory issue with, he would definitely wear it for at least a day.

"There’s something comforting about not having to constantly talk, just quietly existing in the other’s company is more than enough. And watching someone create something from nothing is always interesting to watch"

I COMPLETELY agree with you. It's such a special feeling to not need to put any effort into having fun with someone. Your presence is enough for each other. There's no such thing as "uncomfortable silence", actually, you both prefer it this way. Your relationship is neither performative nor forced. If either one of you have something to say, you say it. Otherwise? You and Near enjoy each other's company and just knowing someone is nearby while you work on your respective hobbies and interests. Every so often, you might make a comment about what he's doing. You might ask him a question about the legos, what the final product will be. Jokingly you'll ask him if he needs any help, to which he looks up and gives you one of his classic goofy expressions like so;

Sometimes, he'll ask what you're working on. I can see him with someone artistic, either digitally or traditionally painting, maybe a sculptor, animator, etc. He'll ask you to show him your progress and will most likely give unsolicited advice. However, as an artist I'm sure you'd appreciate this. Near would not be shy in telling you something looks off; he doesn't do it out of malice - he only wants to help you. "...That thumb is on the wrong side of the hand." or, "I'm sure if a woman had breasts that big in real life, she would break her back." , "Did you mean for that to not make any anatomical sense at all?" Again, he doesn't want to bully you! That's his way of giving friendly advice ehehe. It might take some time to teach him not to give advice unless asked.

On another note,

As much as I'd love to see him in another color, I completely understand the monochromatic life. 95% of my clothing is the same color or close to it. It makes me feel cozy and it lifts my mental health. If I'm wearing anything else it's either a special occasion, or I'm having a hard time mentally. So I can understand why he wears all white! Funny though, I wonder if it has any relation to his hair also being white... Nevertheless, I'm sure it's just a comforting thing to him so he doesn't see a reason to wear much else.

[fanaticalthings]

Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”

Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm

Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.

Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.

Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.

Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?

Bruce: No murder.

Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-

Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block

Jason:

Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??

Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor

but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."

[choccy-milky]

congrats on baby #2!🥰👍 part 2 to this post bc seb is a smug ass bitch when it comes to getting clora pregnant. and ty @rednite-dork for sending me the original pic ages ago LMFAO... i knew as soon as i saw it that i had to redraw it eventually 👼

[new-revenant]

Danny has a group of rats he rescued from a lab, they follow him everywhere even as Phantom, the group of five become Danny's emotional support Mischief and service animals, his folks even help make service vests for them when they're out and about. The rats have space themed names and alert for different things.

Astro alerts when Danny's about to have a panic attack

Pluto alerts when Danny's heart goes wonky besides ghost stuff

Cosmo alerts before Danny has a seizure so he can alert the others around him

Hailey alerts for pain flares

Orion alerts for tremors

Danny's portal accident messed up his nervous system bad enough that he needs his service animals or someone with him that recognizes when he's about to have a flare up or a seizure.

Well one day Danny gets summoned by the league and his support mischief is on his shoulders. Flash immediately asks what's with the rodents and Danny responds with "Kinda rude to ask someone about their service animals." Batman could already feel the headache that would be the HR service animal refresher course. First though they had a big threat to deal with

emotional support rats 🥺 I love that

how can I add onto an already perfect idea

[meulinn]

may we see a nice trezzy in these trying times?

Old terepy

[biggothbelly]

I triple dog dare yall to send me asks teasing me for being a big pig 🐽 lately …👀😵‍💫 you’re definitely not gonna inspire me to eat more snacks ….

[eightmakesonebraincell]

how do you think bf!ateez would be like with a shy gf? :o

the ones who silently take care of you: seonghwa, san

nobody can convince me otherwise that hwa and san would not lay down their lives to make sure that you feel comfortable so long as you are with them. they are both extremely perceptive and know what you want or need before you even do. you want a tissue from the box but you're too shy to ask the strangers on the table beside you for one? he's already asked and placed the tissues in your hand. you're meeting his friends for the first time and you're nervous to talk to them? he's already told his friends in advance to make you feel welcome without overwhelming you with questions. they thrive off being able to protect and care for you in all these little ways, and the cute smiles, appreciative hugs and bashful pecks you give them in return? anything you ask for and don't ask for, they will move heaven and earth to give to you

the ones who make sure you are okay: hongjoong, mingi

honestly, i think both joong and mingi would wonder at first if you being quiet and withdrawn has something to do with them. are they doing or saying something that is making you feel uncomfortable? or they might wonder if something is going on in your life, like with your friends or family. they probably ask you every now and then just to check in and make sure you're okay and that nothing is wrong. but they come to understand that it's just your personality and you're naturally shy, so you need time to feel confident or warm up to settings and situations. they might take a more proactive approach to help you with your shyness–not in the sense that they want you to overcome it, but more in the sense to help you feel more at ease and less nervous, especially when they are not there for you. they encourage you in small ways to step outside of your comfort zone, but of course the moment they see that it might be too much for you, joong and mingi are stepping right in to help you. no matter what, you know that they are always watching you and have your back

the ones who are just as shy as you are: yeosang, jongho

it's probably a constant back and forth of finding each other endearing LOL. i feel like with yeo and jongho, because they are both also quite shy, a relatively new relationship would give such puppy love vibes. there are a lot of bashful giggles and awkward eye contact when you catch each other stealing glances at one another. in situations that might require confrontation, like the waiting staff confirming the wrong order when you're on a date at a restaurant, you would look at him and he would look at you and neither of you would correct the staff. that's the charm of your relationship though. you both go with the flow that doesn't make either of you uncomfortable, and it's very relaxed and easy-going. and let's be real, you both probably go home afterwards and laugh about (and shit-talk) the situations that neither of you were going to speak up about. introversion and shyness is just a part of the relationship and it works for you all

the ones who bring you out of your shell: yunho, wooyoung

their infectious energy and easy banter just makes it impossible for you to be shy around them. it does take a while at first, but once you're comfortable with them? shy girl who??? i feel like yun and woo just have a way of drawing out your hidden mischief and occasional brattiness, and god do they feel a sense of giddiness to know that they are one of the only people you show this side of yourself to. at the same time though, they are able to reign themselves in when a situation calls for it and they are extremely dependable. they make sure that you know you can rely on them in situations you aren't comfortable with, like if you're in an unfamiliar setting or a situation that requires confrontation. all in all, shyness doesn't exist when you are with yunho or wooyoung, but when certain people or environments bring that shyness back, they're right there for you to lean on

[shepscapades]

Can I request more ddlc dbhc? :pleading eyes:

ALRIGHT NO MORE OF THIS I’m posting this at a time where surely no one is awake so I can go to bed and pretend it didn’t happen goodnight <3

[bixels]

(guy who sent in the original i thought you were a lesbian ask) i just wanted to say i still find you just as attractive with the knowledge that you are a man, apologies if i made you feel uncomfortable or like you're less handsome for not being a hot butch. you're still plenty hot regardless and i'm sorry for inflicting tony hawk's sapphic nightmare on you

Tony Hawk’s Sapphic Nightmare is very funny, I would photoshop something if I could right now. Thank you.

[devotion-disorder]

Please, PLEASE tell me they’d praise and dote on/care for us.

If so, I’d totally be willing to stay there, lol.

oh, i'm sure there's more than enough of that to go around. I imagine that elves (and other non-human races) may have a fetishized image of humans as much as we do for them. Or at least that's how it is in the Devo Cinematic Universe because i said so.

Elves tend to be a little...snooty. If your race lived practically forever, is naturally attuned to magic and come from historic lineages of powerful ancestors you'd have a bit of a superiority complex too. In comparison, humans are just so very fascinating: they live life with a vigor and urgency that elves will never truly grasp. Their intellect will never compare to that of the elves, their strength to orcs/demons, their senses to the beastfolk...but there is something so charming about this haplessness. So why don't you just relax and let them take care of you, as their personal little pet for the time being? What I'm saying is, they would most definitely dote on you – to a nauseating degree, and there is something so unmistakably patronizing about it. afterall, you just can't do anything without their help, can you?

[yandereunsolved]

Bae you know how Seasmoke claimed Addam? How about an isekai reader getting claimed by The Cannibal?

Targaryans to Cannibal: I shall claim you as my dragon!

Cannibal: *spits out fire at their direction in anger*

Reader getting their ass isekai'd to a very dangerous world that had their paranoia spill the chart with a dragon, Cannibal, claiming them: BACK! BACK I SAY YOU BEAST! BACK! I DON'T TASTE GOOD!

Cannibal: *choices the weirdly dressed human that appeared out of nowhere as its companion* *growls*

Reader in panic: Don't growl at me you overgrown lizard! My sleep schedule is fucked and I can't even take care of myself! What makes you think I can-

Short human and temperamental dragon in a nutshell

Sweetheart, yes.

The targaryens are just incredibly confused that such a gigantic dragon is following around a person they have never seen. The poor thing. Reader can't even get away from The Cannibal.

They just nudge reader and huff angrily, burning anyone who gets near reader.

Reader is just like: "No! We do not kill villagers. Bad Cannibal. >:("

The Cannibal is like "okay momma/poppa. 🥺"

Reader is now going to have to deal with a yandere Team Black & Green.

[hellsitegenetics]

I’m gonna be adopting an axolotl in a few months. Done tons of research, know exactly where I’ll be adopting it from. However the future creature remains nameless. And that’s why I come to you, O noble hellsite genetics. The results of this will be the name of my future wet child.

String identified: ’ ga atg a at a t. t ac, act ’ atg t . t t cat a a. A tat’ c t , t gtc. T t t t a t t c.

Closest match: Nissabacter sp. SGAir0207 chromosome, complete genome

[sawxwhxrex]

how’s the view from down there?

[solmesia]

As a scholar, I think halsin (esp as a bear) gets TERRIBLE cute aggression over astarion

He’s like “I wanna grab that lil elf and bite him like a squeaky toy and shake!!!!”

Cause astarion is just THAT CUTE

yes good yes good yes good

[oifaaa]

for comparison, we need to see your rendition of markiplier for maximum confusion

I mean I think there's one obvious difference

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

Hello! I hope you're having a good day! I was thinking about this Bakugou, where he penches his s/o lips whenever she teases him or compliments him, saying that her lips should be punished for driving him crazy or smth.

I just find this idea cute if you please can write about it 😭🤍

a/n:..wait...cus why are you a literal genius this got a lil kick teww ittttt.. (kinda soooorta angsty but like if you squint, katsuki is bad at feelings but he tries his hardest, kissing, no biting for once wow its been a while..dont worry yall its comin, short lil drabble, hope u enjoy ! <3)

"your eyes are so pretty katsu."

katsuki bakugou thinks he'll never be able to get used to you when he looks down at your head in his lap, raising a brow as a defensive mechanism to not turn red all the way down to his chest.

"where'd this come from ?" he leans into your hand almost reflexively when you place it against his cheek, still not breaking eye contact as you smile at him, he feels warmth crawl up his back and it makes him squint.

"nowhere," you run your finger across his cheek, than across his nose bridge "just wanted to tell you."

he gulps, clearing his throat his eyes fight to keep looking into yours, relaxed and happy and comfortable. it feels strange to see someone so comfortable around him.

"yeah ?"

"mhm, your lashes are so long too." you muse. it's casual, it comes out so easily.

he feels his heart beat loudly against his chest when you run your fingers over his eyebrows. you keep on touching him, and he likes it, usually. but it's overwhelmingly nice, you're overwhelmingly nice and he doesn't know what to do with it. because bakugou isn't sweet like you. he can't casually tell you that he loves your eyes, that he could be perfectly content staring at you doing whatever for hours on end, that random things he sees when he's out remind him of you and that you're the last thing he thinks about when he falls asleep.

because it comes out wrong, when he does. but even still your words make him so unbearably giddy. it's foreign receiving compliments, and if he does their almost always quirk related. but these are different and they're from you, so it feels even better and though embarrassment creeps up onto his body his heart buzzes and beats proudly. he feels like he can't sit still so he does the next best thing.

"shush." he mumbles, pinching your cheeks to make you pout. you splutter out a giggle when he leans down to place a sloppy wet kiss onto your duck lips. "you keep sayin' weird shit.." he dodges your grin when he lets go of your cheek.

"but they are long ! and your eyes are pretty ! that's not weird, it's the truth." you maintain, nodding afterwards like your word is law. fuck, he loves you.

"be quiet." he pinches your lips shut and you start flailing around with muffled giggles and squeals. katsuki follows, laughing through his nose and meanly moving your lips around in his grip.

"fuck, you drive me crazy.." your eyes snap open at his soft eyes and words. his eyes shine mischievously but his cheeks are bright as he smirks. you pout at him and it makes him want to squeeze you until you pop. ( he remembers you called it cute aggression or something)

"you talk too damn much." he pinches your cheek "needa be punished for drivin' me nuts all the damn time."

"jush shay yur not goo wif complimeshs." katsuki snorts at your attempts to talk with your cheek in his grip, and he can't help the half smirk on his face when you laugh. he releases your cheek in favor of leaning down to press his lips against yours.

"you're the pretty one, dummy."

"but we can both be pretty !"

"whatever, you're prettier then."

katsuki still feels his heart thump loudly in his chest, and he's sure he'll keep feeling like this for a long while. your words will keep sticking to his heart like they always do. and maybe he is 'pretty', he'll go along with that for you, but you're definitely prettier.