#dceu humor

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Is it safe to say that The Rock is officially this generation’s Arnold Schwarzenegger? Because it just occurred to me now that Black Adam is a movie about an emotionless, stiff killer from a different time period befriending a little boy who teaches him catchphrases and the value of saving people.

[fandomnerd9602]

Hawkman: you’re our new Doctor Fate??

Y/N: yes and I’m still learning

Atom Smasher: learning?

Y/N: you know how many ancient tomes and books of knowledge are contained in the Helmet of Fate? 10,386,427.

Maxine: how many of those have you read?

Y/N: one…and a half

Maxine: I like this guy!

Y/N: and may I just say that the only studying I want to do…is your phone digits

Y/N winks and Maxine blushes…

Hawkman face palms…

[willwriteforhugs]

when i'm looking at something that someone else did and it's not been done in the exact way i would have done it

[dawnquafam]

Thinking again about the contrast of Orm and Arthur's "I'm calling you something meaningful for the first time" moments. About how Orm's big moment was calling Arthur brother because he needed to learn to accept that he has family besides Atlanna, while Arthur's big moment was actually calling him Orm because he needed to learn to drop the wall of humor he was holding up between them with his movie references and little brother jokes. Those two moments meant the same thing to them, they were both finally learning to be open and vulnerable with each other and admitting you are my brother and I love you, but their journeys there and the way they finally said it were wildly different and perfect reflections of who they are

[machetelanding]

[kingoftheu]

No more pearl necklace snapping. We have moved beyond the need for Bruce Wayne to flashback to pearl necklace snapping.

The time has come for Dick Grayson to flashback to acrobatic ropes snapping.

[wwprice1]

Ha! So much truth here!

[cocoabubbelle]

Unpopular Opinion:

I don’t want another Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman re-haul or series/films related to the Superfamily (unless they bring back and continue Krypton), Batfamily, and Amazons.

When am I going to get my Plastic Man film/animated series/rebooted live action series????

[spaceboycantlol]

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[dccitysiren]

My parents: I'm sure she'll find someone normal for her.

My and my bf:

[figures4fun]

Rouge the bat? No, Selina the Cat!

[falllpoutboy]

the jl reshoots debacle really pisses me off still because zack stepping away to grieve is fine and expected but it still blows my mind how wb 1) didn’t delay the film to be released in early 2018 and have zack come back at a later date or 2) contact another director who zack is actually friends with to finish the movie in post. ben is a director himself and zack is friends christopher nolan… but they knew what they were doing when they brought joss on to reshoot a finished movie that didn’t need to be reshot.

[donnatroyprincessofthemyscira]

[waterdragon1995]

[ihatesuperheroes]

Why Stealing Is The Only Way To Save The DC Movie Universe

Now, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but a lot of DC nerds are pissed. We live in a world where superhero movies are dominating, and DC nerds feel that their brand of choice should be one causing the death of cinema, not Marvel. As a result, many on the internet have been pitching their solutions to the problem. 

Some have said that DC should have planned their universe better and given each of the Justice League members their own film before their first crossover event. Because introducing more than one superhero in a story is too shocking, and inevitably results in brain hemorrhages. And we all know DC can’t afford to repeat another Wonder Woman 1984.

Others have posted their outlines for films DC should have done. Well the term outline is generous. In reality most of them consist of a Redditor picking a villain for each movie and writing post-credit scenes.

There are many that have gone as far to say that the only way to redeem the DC movie universe is by just rebooting it completely. Pretend that Wonder Woman, Man of Steel, Suicide Squad, the good Suicide Squad never happened and just start from scratch. So with all these conflicting opinions, what’s the right move? I think the answer is simple. Just steal Marvel’s directors.

Finding passionate directors can be tough, so why go through the effort when Marvel has already found people willing to sell out? Jon Favreau’s billionaire propaganda film Iron Man was so successful it launched a cinematic universe. So why not let him make a Green Arrow movie where the main character goes around cosplaying as Robin Hood while being a part of the 1%? Edgar Wright wanted to direct Ant-Man. Why not give him a call and promise him an Atom film, then replace him with Peyton Reed later due to creative differences? Heck, after Thor: Love and Thunder, Marvel is probably begging DC to take Taika Waititi off their hands. He can direct an Aquaman movie, or whatever hero he chooses to turn into a himbo.  

The brilliant part of this plan is that it has worked in the past. After failing to replicate the success of James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy in Suicide Squad, DC knew the only thing to do was steal Gunn and have him make Suicide Squad Vol 2. And after Justice League, I’m sure we can all agree that bringing in the director of The Avengers to take over was a good move that no one questioned.

And you know what, why stop at plagiarizing the ideas of other superhero films? DC should be stealing from other movies in general. They have the director of two Planet of the Apes movies. Take him off The Batman and give him a Detective Chimp movie. DC should know by now that if people wanted originality, they wouldn’t be chasing after reboots and adaptations.

[machetelanding]