#ember jackson

[scouts-thingsandrps]

Incorrect Across the Spiderverse Quotes

Hobie, texting: Miles, will you please go to sleep?

Miles, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?

Hobie, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

Hobie, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?

Miles, texting: I’m trying

Hobie, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH

Hobie, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

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Miles, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Gwen: I feel so burnt out.

Ember: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Gwen: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Ember: Well not if you’re expecting it.

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Gwen: If I run and leap at Hobie, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.

Gwen, running towards Hobie: Coming in!

Hobie: No! I’m holding coffee!

Hobie: *Drops coffee and catches Gwen*

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Lyla: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING.

Lyla: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SONGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY!

Miguel: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst.

Lyla: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

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Pavitr: I wish I had more enemies.

Hobie: I’m sure you will someday, honey.

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Gwen: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Hobie: And here we have a capitalist.

Miles: Did you just-

Pavitr: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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Pavitr: What does “take out” mean?

Gwen: Food.

Miles: Dating.

Ember: Murder.

Hobie: It can be all three if you’re brave enough

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Miles: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Hobie: Several traffic violations.

Gwen: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Ember: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Pavitr: Also, that’s not our car.

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Ember: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Hobie, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Miguel: Peter! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Peter B.: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Jessica: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

Miguel: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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Jessica: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Miguel: I don't want your advice.

Jessica: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

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Miguel, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Jessica: Tea.

Miguel: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Miles: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Hobie: Unless you're home alone.

Miles: Why are you like this?

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Hobie: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*

Gwen: What are you making?

Hobie: A mistake.

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Miles: *makes Pavitr a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Pavitr: *sips tea*

Miles:

Pavitr: *finishes tea*

Miles: Didn't it taste bad?

Pavitr: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Miles, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Pavitr: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

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Hobie: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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Miles (42): Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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Miles (42): How the hell are you still alive?

Ember: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Gwen: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Pavitr: It’s just you.

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Gwen, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Miles (42): It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Gwen: Ohhhh-

Miles: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I've loved you since before I knew I loved you

Annabeth: Since before I was supposed to love you

Annabeth: And I'll keep loving you every single day

[mkarchin713]

Legacy of Chronos: Daughter of the Unknown God

Through her travels around the world/Infinite Realms, Ellie stumbles on Camp Halfblood and is mistaken for a demigod. She is determined to be a legacy of Cronus (Clockwork) and the child of an unknown god with a DP symbol (Danny).

Cue everyone mistaking Chronos for Kronos and thinking that the mystery god is a child of Kronos born sometime while he was in Tartarus. This misunderstanding is not helped by the fact that the Underworld is part of the Infinite Realms and portals to the Ghost Zone where often mistaken for portals to Tartarus.

Now Zeus is freaking out and wants to use Ellie as leverage against her father who obviously wants to take over Olympus. Percy/Thalia/Nico/Lester/whoever is now trying to keep Ellie out of Zeus’s paranoid clutches and get her back to Tartarus before her father goes looking for her.

(Ellie is so happy she made new friends, they’re even going to take her on a road trip to LA. Sure they seemed really nervous when she mentioned Danny would come looking for her if she didn’t check in soon, how was she supposed to know Hellhounds are cellphones anyway)

[michaelceraifhewasagirl]

“I want someone to love me so much that they won’t be able to love anybody else” .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

”You’re really pretty,” he whispered, tracing her face with his fingers, admiring every freckle and mark, and tracing every crack and dip,

“Thank you,” she whispers back, a slight blush decorating her cheeks, and she lets out a soft, breathy laugh

“You laughed,” he whispers again with a small smile, he pokes her nose gently with his fingers, shifting to pull her closer to him.

“Yeah, I did,” she mutters and scrunches her nose when he pokes it.

He nuzzles his face into the crook of her neck, “You have a nice laugh,” he mumbles, “You don’t laugh enough.”

“I’ll try to laugh more.”

“I’ll make you laugh more,” he promises, placing a kiss on her neck, “It’s a pretty sound.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I was bored and I thought of this idea while I was scrolling through Netflix lollll 😋 enjoyyyyyyyy

[valewritessss]

Did anyone else read the books City of Ember when they were younger? If you didn’t, this post isn’t for you but feel free to read me talking about it.

I read the first book for my 4th grade class reading, and I loved it so much that I skipped ahead of everyone and then I read the other two books. I was so excited to read the last book until I realized that it wasn’t about Lina and Doon, so I never read it. I shipped Lina and Doon so bad it was the first ship I ever loved. Then I watched the movie and it was ass. Like, Percy Jackson movies level ass. In fact, when I watched the Percy Jackson movies years later, they reminded me of the City of Ember movie. Nonetheless, I was still obsessed with the characters. It was the first movie I saw Soairse Ronan in, and that movie is what comes to my mind when I think of her, not Little Women like for many others. I searched up fanart and since there was none I drew my own. My drawings were so bad but it was all I had. So then I wrote fanfictions. I didn’t even know what fanfiction was, but somehow I got the memo and opened up a google doc and got to writing. It sucked so bad, but I hadn’t discovered ao3 yet. Then in 5th grade, I read keeper of the lost cities and wrote a little series of fics where I added Lina and Doon to the books and they did things with the actual characters of kotlc. Then came Wattpad. I searched so hard for any CoE fanfics but I found none. I got a little desperate, wrote a few more fics. Then in sixth grade I read pjo, and I obsessed over it(I still do) for two whole years. Like, I refused to read anything else. I reread it again last summer at my friends request and now I’m obsessed all over again. But when I originally read the pjo books, I learned about ao3. It reminded me that I never found any CoE fics and I tried again. Sure enough, I found like 8 of them. But most of them were disturbing so it wasn’t even worth it. Anyways, now I don’t think about those books much but every once in a while I remember it and get nostalgic about it. I shipped Lina and Doon so hard, it was like my baseline for how much I ship Percabeth now.

[jenna-rayofsunshine]

Don’t get me wrong, Dior Goodjohn is going to be amazing as Clarisse!

But in my head I always pictured Clarisse as a bit more

you know….

WWE Champion 🏆

as a 12 year old🤷🏻‍♀️

Just me??

[simplegenius042]

Last Line/s, OC Question and Pinterest Tag Games

Tagged by @cassietrn @cloudofbutterflies92 and @josephseedismyfather

Tagging @socially-awkward-skeleton @direwombat @adelaidedrubman @strangefable @strafethesesinners @g0dspeeed @josephslittledeputy @derelictheretic @aceghosts @turbo-virgins @shellibisshe @red-nightskies @purplehairsecretlair @carlosoliveiraa @softtidesworld @shallow-gravy @icecutioner @imogenkol @inafieldofdaisies @starsandskies @ladyoriza @wrathfulrook @florbelles @skoll-sun-eater @sleepyconfusedpotato @rhettsabbott @afarcryfrommymain @titiagls @voidika @la-grosse-patate @minilev and @thewanderer-000 + anyone else who wants to join.

Given how short this post would be if I just did one each, I decided to do three series for each one. You can find the Last Line/s, answers to the question and pinterest stuff below the cut!

Last Line/s for my original The UnTitledverse WIP A Blast In The Past, my FC5 The Silver Chronicles WIP called Strawberries and lastly my The Invitation WIP from Life, Despair & Monsters called An Invite To Wine And Dine below:

THE UNTITLEDVERSE It is too much for you to handle; the entourage of meaningless yet familiar images assaulting your mind, the thin air in the room threatening to suffocate you, the stress from drowning in the darkness again. And so, my old pal, you collapse.

THE SILVER CHRONICLES Her kiss was messy but swift, unfairly so, and from what he could capture, Nadi's lips had been firm, lacking action and experience, but hungry and desperate all the same. John felt lightheaded in his shock, his palms sweating and his pulse beating faster, his breath lost as he stared at the blonde; her blushed face, the hidden dimples and the surprise forming on her face, even when she was the one to kiss him.

LIFE, DESPAIR & MONSTERS

Evie smiled, but this time it wasn't a kind smile, nor was it a polite smile. Her eyes seemed to darken, the brown that could be seen lost in this supernatural transition. "In truth," she repeated, eyes staring hungrily at her cousin from the other side of the dining table, her audience captivated by her unprecedented display, "I'm here for a change in this family business' management."

Now for the OC Question: How would you describe your character but in a metaphorical way? What feeling, thought, smell, imagery, etc comes to mind when you think of them? Everything from the good to the bad, what are they?

THE UNTITLEDVERSE Lisa Cobalt: Lisa is like a common storm; a persistent chaotic force that pushes others forwards but also away, coming in unannounced and always when you're unprepared, a rapid swing between a gentle harmless drizzle to a raging fit no fault of her own. She is also a form of melancholic pessimism, a frenzy of unreliable and invasive thoughts that make you doubt every decision you make but are ultimately empty. Lisa is the smell of vinegar; sharp and stings your nose, but a reliable repellent against the rust and grime and unclean. Lisa is the feeling of self-doubt and exhaustion that wants you to give up, but at the same time, a drive to know that things aren't done yet, and you have to keep going.

THE SILVER CHRONCILES Silva Omar: Silva is a fire. A fire that never ceases to burn. An unstoppable force that returns every time. A fiery of flames, a dangerous element that is capable of destroying everything around her, an ire to be weary of, and if she so wished, she could engulf the world too. But though a risk her presence can be, she is also a light of safety, a shield of protection, and a source of warmth. An undying existence; one you can stomp out, let sizzle and die, pinch close, put out, but never end, as just like fire, and the right components, she'll reignite. She is a passion; for creativity, curiosity, love, life, the mundane even. She is the determination to keep going, to find the happiness, the peace, the fulfillment in a good ending she deserves. She is the summer and spring, an appreciation for the past but also grounded in the present and looking forward to the new beginning.

AN OLD BALLARD OF CHANCE AND EMBER HEARTS TRILOGY (ORIGINAL WORKS) Discord, the Mad Kin of Carnage: Discord is a slow and yet abrupt end. A decay in nature, the rust on metal, the ash from embers and the end of the material plane. He is the unspoken inevitability of death, destruction and decay. He is the desert that buries pharaohs' tombs, the sea that sunk cities of the past, and the breakdown of societies and empires. Inexplicable chance, unexplained phenomenon. His beating heart like the bells that toll. But he is also the absence of beginning, a disruption of the cycle that begins anew. He is the extinction of life, unfair and cruel, an obstacle of preservation, of progress, of choice and of life. Needless and necessary, constant and brief, an end with no beginning and a breeze that refuses to rest. Discord knows what he is, knows what he does, isn't ashamed of his nature. And that's enough for him.

Pinterest Tag game for OCs from The Silver Chronicles, Life, Despair & Monsters and A Radioactive Calamity Of Love, Bombs & Gore. rules: search ‘your name + core’ on pinterest and post the first 6 pictures.

PAUL YELLOWJACK (THE SILVER CHRONICLES)

[NOTE: I'm not happy with my Pinterest]

SIR ENIGMA MALVOLIO (LIFE, DESPAIR & MONSTERS)

[NOTE: Bottom right image is how I feel about my useless Pinterest]

MARISSA "RESS" BISHOP (A RADIOACTIVE CALAMITY OF LOVE, BOMBS & GORE)

[NOTE: My disappointment in my Pinterest is immeasurable]

[punkeropercyjackson]

Tbh you'd think with the combo of Jason debuting in the 80s and what a popular afrolatino hc he is with black DC fans that it would be a common additional hc or at least joke that he listens to Michael Jackson.Insert obligatory Thriller joke here but also a Bad and a Smooth Criminal one cause y'all are down HORRENDOUS /lh

@desi-pluto

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Round One Is Complete!

Round One of the Best Childhood Book ended just a few hours ago! Thanks to everyone who voted, and here are the winners:

Poll 1: Pegasus by Kate O'Hearn

Poll 2: The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis

Poll 3: Matilda by Roald Dahl

Poll 4: Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer (by an insanely close 1.2%)

Poll 5: Oz by L. Frank Baum

Poll 6: The Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart

Poll 7: 39 Clues by Various Authors

Poll 8: Warriors by Erin Hunter

Poll 9: The Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C. Wrede

Poll 10: The Ranger's Apprentice by John Flanagan

Poll 11: The Sisters Grimm by Michael Buckley

Poll 12: City of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau

Poll 13: Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine (though there was a great push from @dianeduane)

Poll 14: Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones

Poll 15: A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle

Poll 16: Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan

The next round of polls will be posted tomorrow (3/21) at 12 PM EST, and stay tuned for some fun resources for the eliminated books!

[scouts-thingsandrps]

ATSV Headcanons

Ember has Auditory Processing Disorder, and struggles to keep up with conversations

⬆️ Hobie has resorted to texting something to her if he has the option to because she couldn’t understand him because his mask was on and his accent was thick

Peter needs glasses again

Hobie collects a lot of pins and puts different ones on his jacket

⬆️ Miles gifted him a pin and Hobie wears it all the time

Pavitr is really good a drawing with charcoal

Miguel also adds a way to keep track of someone’s vitals through their inter-dimensional watch

[bitsbobsbooks]

What your favorite book series as a child says about you

The Little House on the Prairie: you love cottagecore, are a plant mom, and possibly have a thing for older men.

The Chronicles of Narnia: you are still chasing the high that these books gave you. If you were religious when you read them, you still are and it's because of these books. If you weren't, then you're a queer atheist who hates to love these books.

Warriors: You're either clinically insane or somehow turned out normal.

City of Ember: You are really disappointed that nobody talks about these books anymore. You love a good conspiracy theory.

Percy Jackson: To this day you are still obsessed with the Greek gods.

[athena-theunicorn]

okokokokokokokos and their lalalalalalalalalalalas

okokokokokokokoko: lalalalalalalalala: Ember Wade Annabeth Percy Zelda Link Rowan Aelin Kyo Tohru Hori Miyamura Hazel Frank Sophie Howl Nico Will Gwen Miles Astrid Hiccup Flynn Rapunzel Komi Tadano

[moonage-gaydream]

What up fellas! Time for more Legoposting, courtesy of the most goated Lego video game of the 2010's: Lego DC Super Villains!

Here's my DC OC, Pepper Jackson, hangin' out in Metropolis with her fellow Star Sapphire, Venus Parks!

Here's Pepper with her smol goth gf Rose Wilson, aka Ravager!

A little group pic featuring Pepper and Venus, along with Rose, Summer Kent (Ember) and Jason Todd (Red Hood) vibin' at Stryker's Island! Wonder what they're doin' there?

And here we've got Summer hangin' out in Smallville with his dad, Superman! ft. Krypto the Superdog!

Summer Kent/Ember: @punkeropercyjackson

Venus Parks/Star Sapphire: @insomniac-jay

[valewritessss]

I don’t give a fuck about walking into the kids section of the bookstore. If I want to find my percy jackson books I’m going to do so with zero shame because these little gremlins don’t appreciate the place like I do

[feyresqueen]

enough is enough.

I don't know who the fuck is Ember Quinlan I don't fucking care either. (I think she is a character in Crescent City or smth, idc), but to compare her nugu ass with Sally Jackson is just straight up disrespectful.