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muffinlance · 5 months

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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skeleton-squid-boy · 5 months

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you have GOT to remember when watching the new doctor who that the question is not is this good. doctor who is only ever actually 'good' once a season at most. THE ONLY QUESTION IS is it fun, camp, and has aliens. also remember the worst doctor who showrunner is always the current doctor who showrunner. now go watch the new episodes as god intended like you're ten years old and still remember how to experience joy and whimsy.

#i am saying this to myself because i havent been able to watch them yet #and i need to remember the core values of dr who before i watch it #i REFUSE to be one of those people that cant enjoy it because its changed #or because its too rubbish #as if thats stopped me loving 90% of the rest of dw #doctor who #fifteenth doctor #ncuti gatwa #space babies #dr who #dw #🌌#squids bullshit

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skellydun · 1 year

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why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.

#my birthday is a month away and my best friend and i #will be on our vacation in a treehouse and so she's trying to make it a Day and wants to have gifts there and im like uh #who am i ?#what do i like?#28 on the 09/18 baby

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mad-serotonin · 6 months

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Take It Easy☀️

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months

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Y'know sometimes I wonder what Ras reaction was to the Justice League. Like he practically offered Bruce the chance to be one of his generals, straight up offered for him to be his heir, and was turned down.

Do you think he's offended. Because oh, so his organization isn't good enough, but that merry band of idiots is?!

#batman #headcanon #mini ramble #dc #dcu #Ras is frothing at the mouth #Ras: Is it because they have a space station?! IS THAT IT?!#justice league #league of assassins #league of shadows #ras al ghul #Talia with tiny baby Damian: Father you are over reacting-#Talia looking at the league: ....#Talia: Father you are not overreacting I am going to snap the aliens neck if he so much as lays a hand on my beloved-

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fallout-lou-begas · 7 months

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who wants to tell her

#kristen stewart #hey baby want to get damaged irreversibly #<- this is a joke. i am trans fyi

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king-wilhelm · 9 months

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The book percy jackson (demigod I relate to and aspire to be like) to tv percy jackson (demigod I relate to and want to protect) is so real for those of us in our twenties

#Book canon wise he's older than I am but TV show wise? Babie.#percy jackson and the olympians #Percy jackson #percy jackson tv series #percy jackson tv show #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #walker scobell #5k #10k

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pippindot · 13 days

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Oh no there's a germ in my kitchen

#every time she looks at me like this #like when i see her from my vantage point #and she is the tiniest animal to ever live #i am just #fhwofnwkfjfjejfhiwdj #eden #12 weeks #baby eyes

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little-pissbaby · 2 months

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fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.

this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).

#lethal company #pots #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #hyperadrenergic pots #FOR CONTEXT #we have this silly little goof #where whenever we pick up a flashbang of any kind we ask #hey is this bright to you #it's like playing peekaboo with a baby man it gets em every time #anyways i love being chronically ill #chronicillness #i am sickly and not meant for this earth

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tiger-grace · 16 days

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(Batman gets de-aged in a fight)

Duke: he really does look like Damian if you squint, doesn’t he?

Jason, walking in: oh, look, it’s the poster child for untreated youth mental illness

Tim: no, thats Bruce, not-

Jason: did I stutter

#batman #jason todd #bruce wayne #duke thomas #tim drake #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne #baby bruce: I am the night.#dick: b you’re like 4’10 you’re the dusk at best

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ash-and-starlight · 10 months

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humble contribution

#basic: interpreting mizu’s gender based on what u think fits best #based wired inspired: interpreting mizu’s gender based on the ship so that it’s always a gay relationship #also whoever drew taigen’s nose Like That..#i am forever thankful i need to kiss them with tongue #ode to taigen’s nose: page 1 of 204737835737493 #did i spend too long on this instead of just simply grabbing screenshots? look away #blue eye samurai #mizu #akemi #taigen #taigen’s top knot before it met its early end teach the angels how to sing baby 😔🙏#ringo #my art #yuri is when there’s blood and themes yaoi is two blokes who do fuck all

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kyri45 · 22 days

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What would happen if MK started to unconsciously start chirping like a monkey around macaque or wukong 🙃

And what if I cried drawing this? (They have such heart eyes I just can’t-)

Pls listen to this page OST while reading

I’m gonna miss Baby MK, I only had you for a day and half but u know the rest. Too bad the monkies can’t make a baby of their own (or can they??!👀👀👀👀👀)

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thank you @delightfulcupquakequeen for the amazing ask and the AMAZING fic rec!!! Holy shit!