#if not what are u doin🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[choccy-milky]

So I've been re-reading "The Raven and the Snake" and I love Clora and Seb together. Unfortunately, I am not much of an artist - unless you count stick figures wearing top hats as art - but it has inspired me to get back into writing. So I guess my ask is, if I wrote something inspired by Clora/Seb, would you be okay if I posted it?

OMG YES YES OF COURSE!! 😭😭🧎‍♀️& gonna highjack this to say @magic-in-onyx is actually working on an older seb/clora curse-breaker story rn, and i consider it canon and got so inspired i drew a 5 page comic based on it that ill post along with it when its ready!!

heres one of my fav wip pages from it so far that i had to share BAHAH....bc i love angy protective seb what can i say💖....(her ao3 is mageonx go sub to her shes an amazing writer and altho the seb/clora story isnt out yet, she also has an amazing wip story called pearls of golden about MC saving a merman garreth from a poacher camp) ANYWAY ALL THAT TO SAY, YES ANYONE CAN WRITE ABOUT SEB AND CLORA/ANYTHING INSPIRED BY SEB AND CLORA AND ID LOVE TO READ IT BC IM SEB AND CLORAS #1 FAN AND WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT

[dukeofthomas]

I think the biggest&most important realization I've had is that I enjoy fun, campy, goofy Batman media more than the super dark, gloomy, brooding stuff

[asklouis]

this must be AT LEAST 300 shells in the blackbug market FOR SURE 😡

[akascow]

ugh

[racew1nn3rs]

─ 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘚, 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘚 🫀

max verstappen x singer!fem reader // smau

⤷ summary: when max verstappen starts commenting on the posts of the beloved singer y/n l/n, fans are confused and less than enthusiastic at the new friendship. what they could never expect is just how long they've been 'friends'...

based on this request <3

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ynusername my new album is now officially out on all platforms! thank you so so much for all of the love and support, and special thanks to sab for her feature on the song <33 love u bb girl 🫦🫦 now that the album's out, tour next!!! see you all soon!

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user1 THE ALBUM OUT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

user2 i cannot be normal about this i fear

user3 ik her back hurts from CARRYING the music industry on her back 😩

user4 hey so WHO TF IS SO AMERICAN ABOUT?? A LOVE SONG

user5 y/n writing a love song in god's year of 2024... wow

user6 y/n in the top 10 charts, fork found in kitchen

user7 sabrina and y/n are never beating the gf allegations

ynusername damn right we're not 😏

user7 HOLY SHIR HOKY SHIT HOKST SHUT

user8 y/n's in love and it's not with me, hanging myself as we speak

user9 the comment is gonna get reported but so real op

user8 can't a woman hang herself in peace 😣

user10 album's such a banger i had this shit bumpin at my grandmas funeral 🙏🏼 rest in piece nancy 🕊️💪🏻

user11 OH MY GOD???

user12 rest in piece nancy you would've loved make you mine 😔

ynusername oh my god please tell me your joking

user10 sorry queen the grind never stops

ynusername NO SHOT

maxverstappen1 great album! 👍🏼

user13 why does he text like my father 🧍🏻‍♀️

user14 brother eughh

user15 what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

ynusername thank you max!!!

user16 y/n l/n to redbull in 2025

user17 hellurrrrr who is this man in ur likes y/n

user18 f1 driver!!

user17 Y/N NO ATHELETES PLEAEJEWK 🫵

user18 tour content soon??? i'm sat

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user19 bro looks like he snuck onto earth, get his ass outta here

user20 grammy-award winner, vogue cover model, new york university graduate and Some Fucking Guy

user21 not y'all coming to her defense like the mighty morphin power rangers 💀💀 he's literally a world class athete and she writes pop music

user20 17.172.224.47

user21 IS THAT MY IP ADDRESS??

user20 melinda charleton

user22 IS THAT HIS MOTHER'S NAME!!?1?1!

user20 you want me to do you too???

user22 no we good 😃

user23 ruth bader ginsberg did not die for this

user24 now wtf does this have to do with babe ruth 🤨

user25 WHOOOOO 😧

user24 ... that wasn't right was it

user26 now let's be fr he does NAWT have a chance

user27 have u seen the marble-carved  goddesses these men pull, i fear he does 😔

user28 please no i feel ill

user29 TWO???? OH HELL NAW

user30 two might be pushing it, only one was confirmed

user31 jesus christ

user32 first taylor, now this

user33 yall, all he commented was great album 💀💀 yall are LEAPING to conclusions

user34 what can i say it's an art

user35 i do not see 👁️👄👁️

user36 no like 💀💀 im in your walls

user37 haha max verstappen!! right!!! (theres a sniper at ur location)

user38 omg ur so right 🤩 it is about him (i have a bomb strapped to my chest)

user39 i dont mean to sound stupid, idk who that man is, if i saw him on the streets i wouldnt know a thing 🥱

user40 this is so random too like what 😭

user41 the power of kindness won't work here, i have to throw him off a building

user42 i used to be a max verslsjjwwo lover 🤩 now im just a max verslsjjwwo hater 😔

user43 NURSE 🫵 SHE'S OUT AGAIN

user44 why would u put that into the universe 😧

user45 alright, lets get you to bed grandma

user46 mari stop being delusion and go touch grass 🧍🏻‍♀️

user47 ENOUGHHHH

user48 ain't no way in hell 😭

user49 ik ur feet hurt from all this jumping to conclusions babe

user50 lets leave the parkour to the athletes 😃

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ynusername italy thanks for letting me be inside you (; it was such a lovely show, expect me back asap!!!!

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user51 IT WAS SO GOOD I THNK I BLACKED OUT THE WHOLE TIME THO

user52 oh!

user51 oh so now this isn't a safe space

user53 LANDO AND MAX IN TGE LIKES??? NO NO NO NO

user54 ABORT ABORT ABORT

user55 y'all are doing too much 🙄 she's one of the top artists in the world, i think it's safe to say they might like her music

user56 the second picture 🧎🏻‍♀️do you need a stool cause i can kneel and be really quiet

user57 y/n fans be normal challenge (impossible!!!) (never done before)

user56 WOMP WOMP

maxverstappen1 wonderful show! 🙏🏼 you are so talented

ynusername ty max (: im glad you could come see me

user57 ain't NO WAYYYYYY

user59 THIS IS SIXKENJNG IM GONNA PUKE

sabrinacarpenter my gf looking sexy 🫦🫦🫦

ynusername only for u bbg 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

user60 BOOOO 🗣️ GET A ROOM

user61 do y'all need a third!!!!

user62 mamma mia pizza pasta mozzerella moment

user63 i just put u on a watchlist

user62 🧍🏻‍♀️

landonorris RAHHHHHH 🦅🫵🗣️‼️

ynusername RAHHH RAHHH RAHHH RISE POWER POWER 💪🏻‼️

user63 what the fuck

user64 OH GOD WHAT IF SHES DATING HIM????

ynusername brother eughhhh

landonorris WHAT THE FUCK????

user65 SINCE WHEN IS SHE FRIENDS WITH F1 DRIVERS HOW MANY CHAPTWRS DID I MISS

user66 apparently we all went into a universal coma while she was out galavanting cause idk how else this could've happened

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user67 someone save my girl bro, she don't know any better 😭

user68 it's like a little kid trying to touch the hot stove, LIKE STOP THAT!! DON'T DO THAT

user69 am i the only one who thinks they'd be cute together....

user70 YES!?!?

user71 there is literally no fucking way he bagged her

user72 losing y/n to european f1 driver would be the biggest american tragedy since 2001

user73 i had to read this shit twice, op what r u waffling abt 🫵😧

user74 can't even be nonchalant about this one bro, i'm chalanting hard asf

user75 we do not care

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ynusername first time in monaco, safe to say i enjoyed myself! so happy to see you shine this time my love<3

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user76 oh. my. fucking. god

user77 THEYRE FUCKING DATING OH MYFODNSJ

user78 THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE HOLDING YOUR HAND THAT SHOULD BE MEEE MAKING YOU LAUGHHH 🎤

user79 i'm in mourning

sabrinacarpenter CHEATER 🫵

ynusername BABY IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, IT WAS JUST ONE TIME 😣😣😣 IT WAS A MISTAKE

maxverstappen1 we've been dating for 2 years??

sabrinacarpenter SHUT UP FAST & FURIOUS NO ONE ASKED YOU

user80 i'm sorry 😃 two Y EARS

user81 i feel like i just got dumped. y/n don't do this, the kids need you 😔

maxverstappen1 i got p1 for you, i love you 🫶🏼

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hope you all enjoyed! please let me know your thoughts and feel free to leave a request for me to write something for your fav <3

[golden-moony]

king of my heart | smau

pairings: lando norris x fem!reader | pato o'ward x fem!reader

summary: y/n is an F1 content creator loved among the grid and the fans, and more than one person ships her with lando due to how close they've always been. but when y/n goes to her first IndyCar race, the last thing she expects is being involved in rumours with another mclaren driver.

warnings: love triangle? kinda.

author's note: i might turn this into a mini series but i'll see how it goes. btw english it's not my first language so if there's any grammatical error please let me know so i can fix it, ty🧡 now enjoy!

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4

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[caption 1; it's indycar weekend in Long Beach, babyyyy!] [caption 2; time for practice and snacks🌞]

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patriciooward INDY500 colors and back in the streeetz🤩

user1 lookin' goooood🔥

arrowmclaren it'll look even better with confetti covering it😉 user2 admin knows a win is coming!! 💪

user3 Este es tu año, cabrón! VAMOOOOS 🇲🇽

user4 is it a requirement to be handsome to drive in mclaren? cause daaaamn

user5 same girl, same

yourusername black is the new papaya fr 🔥 can't wait for tomorrow!

patriciooward hopefully you'll be wearing #5 user6 OMG?!?!!!??? yourusername can't show favoritism! i'm a professional, sir patriciooward it can be our secret then 😉 user7 OH MY- HELLOOOOO? user8 landonorris come get your girl bro!!! user9 omfg mr o'ward i wasn't familiar with your game user10 y/n sweety, wrong mclaren driver landonorris 🤨 user11 she really said i want a mclaren, don't care which one😭 user12 and she's so real for that

user13 let's goooo Pato!! 🦆🧡

user14 y/n and pato's exchange?? NEW SHIP HAS ARRIVED!

user15 i feel like i'm betraying my roots but pato and y/n would be the it couple fr user16 SO TRUE user17 pato and lando deserve sooo much better.

user18 NOT LANDO REPLYING TO THE COMMENT 😂😂

user19 f1twt is about to have a blast with this one 🍿 user20 they already have #teampato and #teamlando hashtags going on 😭😭

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[caption 1; preparation for ✨qualy day✨] [caption 2; that's how you arrive in style]

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yourusername First IndyCar race ✅ can't explain how incredible this weekend was! I’ve had the pleasure of chatting to so many cool people, discovering so much about this series and meeting so many of you! 🧡 can't wait to show you everything soon 😘

user1 what a babeeeee 😍

frosenqvist so great to meet you! hope you come to another one again soon! 🏁

arrowmclaren we second this! user2 she's an indy girl now 😎 tkanaan especially after all the fun we had last night😜 yourusername oh i'll definitely come back for more races (and parties ofc🙊) user3 she's part of the family now! love to see it user4 mclaren team 🤝 us: being in love with y/n

user5 PATO INTERVIEW??!! WE WON

lissiemackintosh so happy to have met you!! 💖

yourusername can't wait to see u again 🥹 user6 MY FAVES 🤩🤩 user7 girls supporting girls 💞 user8 we need a colab!

landonorris y/n get out of there. That's not your family!

carlossainz55 y/n please hurry, the kid has missed you maxverstappen1 y/n please hurry, we can't stand him anymore maxfewtrell y/n please hurry, he gets whiny when you're not around alex_albon y/n please hurry, oscar is about to commit crime oscarpiastri that is correct, so please y/n hurry landonorris when i asked y'all to back me up, this is NOT what i meant 🙄 yourusername if it helps at all, i've miss you all 🫶 (except Lando) landonorris i hate y'all fr user9 this is the kind of content i pay my internet bill for 😂

user10 literal queen 👑

user11 she couldn't become lando's wag so now she goes to indy to try to find a man lol such a clout chaser

user12 girl stfu she's literally just doin her job user13 try not to sound so bitter next time 💋 user14 get a life, hater

user15 MOTHER IS MOTHERING

user16 i don't think we're talking enough about that last photo

user17 RIGHT?! Y/N X PATO LET'S GOO user18 nah y/n x lando >>>>>>>>

patooward Indy looks good on you 💯 i wonder who took that amazing first pic

yourusername credits to you, amateur😘 user19 you can't convince me they're not flirting user20 i truly don't know if i wanna be pato or y/n... i only know i'd hate to be lando rn 😭 user21 y/n and lando are the endgame user22 Y/N X PATO TILL THE END

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sooo.... y'all want part 2?

[marscantread7]

Sylus x Plus Size Reader/mc

Slight nsfw mention so mdni please!!!

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I'm a bit on the heavier side, like. Very plus size, and it's been on my mind for the past few days, like. Sylus w/ a plus size mc, and I'm not talking like average, what the media's idea of plus size is, I'm talkin like actual plus size.

Kinda a self insert, but thinking of mc just like poking and prodding at her skin bc it's just ugh! Like, this shirt just isn't looking right on her... maybe she should just go w/ the hoodie or wear a jacket over it like she originally planned, but here comes Sylus and he's all like, "🤨what r u doing?" And mc turns around and she's like, "this shirt just doesn't look right! Or feel right! None of this would be happening if I was smaller!" And Sylus just shuts it down real quick bc, "Sweetie. Ur perfect the way u r. U look absolutely stunning right now." And mc is very skeptical at first, bc she's literally just in typical lounge wear, but Sylus catches her gaze and decides to show her just how beautiful she is.

Omfg and like, thinking of how strong Sylus is. Like, okay another self insert😛 I'm 5'7 which isn't short, but it isn't necessarily tall either. So like, mc trying to like reach something on the highest shelf, and instead of just grabbing it for her, Sylus will lift her up so she can reach it. Just imagine her gripping onto his shoulders and looking down at him like, "Omg! Put me down, I'm too big!" And Sylus just giving her that look to try that again. "Sweetie, that means nothing to me. I'd be an inadequate partner if I couldn't support u in every way hm?" And just to spite her, he carries her away. Mmmmffffffggghhhh Sylus just randomly picking mc up at random bc he just loves holding her and🤤 Sylus holding her up and just fucking her. Like he doesn't even need to hold her against the wall! He can just pick her up and just go to town, no support.

And honestly another self insert, but I personally hate when I get insecure abt my weight and I'm ranting abt it and people get offended like "Ur not fat Marshall." Like that's such an insulting thing. Like, half the time I don't even mean it in a negative way when I point out my weight, I'm just stating an obvious fact. Like I'm big, that's a fact, u getting offended and acting like it's a bad thing that I'm big just makes me feel worse abt myself, hope this helps🙏🏾

Anyways, thinking abt mc like, criticizing her weight one day. Like, "I just don't see what u see in me. Like I'm not saying I'm ugly, but doesn't my weight make me a bit... unappealing?" And Sylus, oh the loverboy he is... "How dare u! Kitten, ur the sexiest person I've ever laid my eyes on." And he goes on this whole spiel abt how weight means nothing to him bc like??? Why should it? Like, genuinely what's so unappealing abt a little extra weight? If anything, he likes her size personally, and boy does he make it obvious. Always pinching those chubby lil cheeks, squeezing her thighs, resting his head on her stomach after a long day. And don't get him started on that ass😛😛😛 the way it bounces as he's fucking mc from behind. The recoil when he gives it a light smack, signaling her to "stay still baby, I'm gonna cum too soon if u move like that." BOY... like wow! Yeah #needthatNEOW

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Anyways that's all. Sorry for like the poor grammar and not spelling words out all the way😭😭😭 I didn't intend for this to be as long as it is. I would have written it properly if I knew I was gonna be doin allat. But anyways yeah. This was just one giant thought I had bc it's like ugh! I just know Sylus would treat a big girl so well and squish down and anxieties and doubts she has abt herself and his thoughts on her. Like yeah... this was literally just written for myself😭😭😭

Also ik I use mc, but u can read it as like a y/n or reader type of thing. I just didn't feel like using "you" atm😪😪😪

[curvykittyyssmutfics]

THIS CAME TO ME IN MY DREAM... CAN YOU MAKE A STORY ABOUT THE READER BEING NANAMI'S LITTLE SISTER AND GOJO HAS A CRUSH ON HER OR SMTH IDK 🤭🤭🤭

A/N: Gojo art credits go to @tayatimiko

GOJO that jumps in his seat startled af, eyes wide as saucers behind his blind fold when come up from behind and cover em w/ both hands. "Baby, why haven't u called me back? It's so lonely in my mansion." You quote, a sensual whisper in his ear. He jumps to his feet, bumpin into his desk clumsily, offering a nervous chuckle at ur joke. "Hey, y/n.. Was just omw out. Sorry. I Gotta, um.. Uhh, u know-," Stutters some lame excuse and flees the classroom. Just like he does whenever u catch him alone after hours. "What the actual fuck?" 🤨 Fuckin guy's been actin strange lately. Like even for Satoru's weird ass. You've been tryin to get him alone to talk about but it's as if he can't stand to be in the same room with u. Refuses to look at u more than a few seconds and its drivin u too the damn brink.

GOJO that's always been like kin to u. But you're not fuckin blind, how could you not notice the skyscraper is sex onna stick? Soiled 💦 plenty of ur pretty panties just from lookin at his pretty face. But he swats away ur school girl crush without a thought. As Nanami's lil sis, Satoru insisted on treating u like a sibling. But ur older now. And what u don't know is.. He can't deny you've grown into a lovely young woman. Smart, compassionate, brave. And GAWD, don't even let him start thinkin bout that fuckin body..

GOJO is startin to feel like a super creep cause he can't stop his filthy mind from day dreaming albout you, no matter what he's doin. Ur soft curly mane, shape of ur beautiful y/e/c eyes, curve of ur cute nose. The softest plush full lips.. They'd def feel otherworldly wrapped around his- 👄👅🍆"Fuuuck, baby, don't stop.." Satoru groans, abruptly wakin himself up from the lusty dream starring u. Scrubs at his tired features and glances at the alarm clock. 12:37 am. "Dammit, ma.. Can't even sleep without u on my mind." Spends the rest the night tossin and turnin, tryin to erase the vision of u gaggin on his cock from his pervert brain.

GOJO no longer believes in relieving his stress if it isn't inside of u, basically becomes a born again virgin. Really thinks the amount of nut he's savin for u gave him hyperspermia and now every time he cums, it can literally fill buckets. Even worse he just start havin the most intense nocturnal emissions. Though his body feels like it's on cloud 9, it's startin to get aggravating, goin to sleep w/ u on his mind only to wake up to his dick dischargin like a automatic. "Shitshitshit! Nooo, not again." Satoru stares at his inflated cock swelling fatter in disbelief, energy burstin from him uncontrollably when he spasms, whimpering for u again and again as the temple starts to tremble, cracks tearing through the foundation. "Y/n, baby, fuuuck- I need u! Ohhplease, be mine.. Jus lemme feed that pussy this big fat load. Please honey, 's all for u, all for -nghh.. ah, ah, ah, can't stop! I can't stop cummin for u baby." The lastest dirty delusional demo 🍆🍩 of u cloggin his brain and he's so helpless, grippin the thick throbbing base of his shaft tight, trying to stop the overwhelming flow, gut compressin as the next spurt shoots even harder. An detrimental earthquake cracks through the surrounding streets but Satoru's too busy cryin and shakin. "Oh fuck, I can't take it! T-too good, too much.. haaah! 'M gonna die, pleeease! Stopstopstop- no! Wanna stuff u princess, such a waaaste.." Delrious ass sweatin bullets while his nut shoots high in the air, splatter audible when it rains back down all over his face and chest. But he just sloppily jerks at his dick, head saggingon his pillow as he attempts to wring himself dry, nut coating his slender knuckles in the yummiest glaze. "H-help me sweet girl- ohhh y/nnn.." Can't stop gaspin ur name, thrashin in his king size bed, the last of his ooey gooey nut cascading down his dick and balls as thunder crashes up above, lightning hailing across the sky like electric arrows before a random bolt slices through the adjoining building. Fuck.. Yaga's definitely gonna be pissed.

GOJO despises staying away from u and misses the fuck outta ur clingy ass. Craves how u used bake him his favorite sweet treats when he came over, yummy body bangin in ur sports bra and lil cotton shorts. Backing it up on him, reachin back to grip his neck, twerking all on him to the nastiest playlist. Or how u used to slide to his place unannounced, usually watchin as he laid on his tummy and rocked out on the ps5 in only a pair of black briefs. You'd always sit on his naked back, playin in his hair, massagin the weeks tension out his broad shoulders as he shouted obscenities at his teammates, only pausing to groan in satisfaction at ur talented fingers. Satoru can still feel the heated print of ur cushy tush 🍑 and chubby puss 🍪 molded to his spine. Had to will his away his nut countless times as he laid atop a fat boner, tryin to concentrate on the game and not moan like a whore when u squish ur front to his back and hug him tight. "Yay, good job Toru, u won!" Ur weight puttin the most delicious pressure on his dick. Feels so slutty rememberin how the smallest softest kiss to the back of neck had his eyes glazing over, teeth diggin into his bottom lip as nut pours from his flushed slit.

GOJO can't accept his crush on his good friends lil sis. Needs space from u since he can't pin ur feet behind ur ears and slurp ur cunt till he's full, so he decides to be a grade A dick. "Y/n, we need ta talk." Folds his long arms and shakes his head when u stomp ur foot and throw a hissy 😡 after he says u can't come on missions w/ him and Nanami anymore under pretenses that he just tryin to keep u safe. "Seriously Toru? U been ignorin me for how long? No reason, not a text or call. Now this shit?" Lean frame reclined against the schools entrance doors beside ur perplexed brother, kissable lips thinning dramatically. Pussy ofcourse is lookin anywhere but u. "'M not gettin into all that, y/n. Lets jus keep it professional since we're at work, yeah?" Nanami quirks a blonde brow, so sick and tired of the odd tension. "Gojo, it's fine. Y/n's got us. It's never been a problem before. We can-," ur brother tries to interject but Satoru huffs and storms off without another word. "Just stay this once. I'll talk to him." Ur bother squeezes u in a quick hug when ur eyes tear w/ frustration, kissing the top of ur head before jogging after the idiot.

GOJO feels bad when Nanami scolds him the next day about makin u cry. "U were an absolute terror yesterday. More than usual. I don't care why. U need to fix this Satoru. Whatever it takes." Satoru is exasperated af atp. Wholeheartedly doubts ur brother knows what he's saying. He can't even be in ur presence w/ out wondering what ur perfect tits would feel like in his mouth. 🤤 "Look.. We just need.. Space rn. Its nothin." Nanami slits his eyes, poppin Satoru in the back of the head. "I'm not an idiot, like u. Can't just ignore how she feels bout u.. How u feel about eachother." Satoru definitely engages his infinity, always expectin this convo w/ ur brother to be rather unpleasant. "How long have u known?" "How long have u loved her?" Satoru's stumped. So he's not as subtle as he believes? Shocker. 😮 "Longer than I care to admit rn. Kento.. It'll change everything." Nanami nods slow. "Just don't hurt her."

GOJO that's the one who ends up hurt when he arrives to the school for class but sees u trainin real up close and personal with the new instructor. The fucker 🖕🏽is all in ur grill, leanin his weight into u as he helps u "stretch". Feelin up ur thighs while pressin ur leg above ur head, his bulge pokin dangerously close to the center between ur legs. "How's that feel, sweetheart? Not too bad right?" Its a dagger to his heart 😭that ur all smiles and giggles. Satoru doesn't even realize he's shoved em off u, wailing on the guy over and over. "Fuckin bastard! Swear if u EVER fuckin touch what's mine again, I'll rip ur fuckin arms off!" Pummels him to a pulp and the fuckin loser is unconscious by the 2cnd punch but he doesnt stop. "Satoru, stop! Ur gonna kill him!" Which he wouldn't have realize if it weren't for u usin the cursed technique u share w/ Nanami, the precise hit blastin him back so hard Satoru has to dig his nail into the ground to catch his footing. U gaze at eachother in the longest stare down, tense af, chests heaving, both brewing with fiery burst of cursed energy. Thoughts racing a hundred miles per minute and Satoru just can't take this shit no more. Teleports inches away, yankin u to him w/ both hands on ur ass and smotherin u inna a hungry demanding kiss. But ur still pissed, pushin him back before slappin him across the face. "I should rip UR fuckin arms off for thinkin u could ghost me then slide thru to defend my honor!" Feelin a bit of justice as he rubs his pink cheek. "I know, I'm sorry y/n. I-," But u interrupt him with another hard smack. "Just.. Shut up, dummy. Dick first, talk later." You snarl, dragging him to his office by his uniform collar.

[romeo-the-homeo]

if samuel was more fantasy-bigoted against werewolves he coulda hit darlin with a ‘you lost little doggy?🤨🤠’ instead of ‘what the hell do u think ur doin here 😒😑’

[stxrrnightjxr]

Day + night 1 of Marauder’s hunger games sim. ‼️‼️

The first day and night of my marauder’s hunger games simulator…. Hope this goes good‼️‼️ (it probably won’t, but oh well)

Okay, first off: the bloodbath. Mulciber already has killed Dorcas😔 and Marlene???? Thought you were better than this 😭

Poor Ted, at least he’ll be with Andromeda I guess 😭😭 but YES REGGIE‼️‼️scare that guy‼️‼️ and Sirius and Pandora… odd alliance but I’ll take it. (His brother’s best friend 🙄 who would ever do that)

Severus runs away without getting anything (I mean what more can you expect from a coward like him) (certified Snape-hater can you tell)

Evan, Remus, Mary, James, Bellatrix, Lily, Narcissa, and Peter get what they can and run.

Barty, like the risk-taker he is, stays at the cornucopia.

YES MARLENE‼️you get those death eaters‼️‼️ Maybe you’ve redeemed yourself from killing andromeda 🤗 Remus being everyone’s favourite, and the Blacks teaming up!!!

Rosekillerchaser confirmed 🫵🤨 (Reggie’s just off in his own world 😭) and Bellatrix.. thanks…? I’ve got the feeling she’s gonna come back to haunt me for that

The nargles must’ve surprised her 😔

Isn’t he always?? Smh

Good job Peter I suppose 😭

Night #1‼️‼️

Marlene… what are you doing 😭😭😭 bro just killed their friend/brother and now she’s singing songs with them what the freak‼️

We love a self sufficient queen u go Narcissa

Peter what r u gonna do with that iPad … watch ‘how to survive the arena no glue no borax’ on YT kids??

Bro is so dramatic and for what 🙄 smh (to be honest I woulda done that to, were I in his position)

Good job I guess, Snivellus 🙄🙄🙄

Yayyy!!!! Peace‼️‼️

Lily girl I mean nice but what have u been doin

Bellatrix 💪

Reg is so me‼️‼️‼️

[divinelolita]

🤨🤨🤨

ngl i jus thought of some cute ass mf shi

bro

full band(separately cuz i can never choose) who got a bf who copies them like picks up there habits bro☹🤞🏾

yk how tom waddles? yea bro does that shi and prolly started twirling things between his fingers or smth

STOP AND WAT IF BILLS BF IS A SINGER AND STARTED DOIN BILLS LEG LIFT THINGIES AND SMALL LIL DANCES BRO😭

and i swear if reader prolly isn't german or has a different accent they jus picked it up on accident(mfs lookin at bro weird like u dont talk like that🤨)

bro prolly pronounced his r's jus fine till he met tom🧍🏾💀

BAND X 'COPYCAT' READER

kjhwexvxejhvjkhvjvjvhvhbje

BILL:

・He thinks it's quite cute!

・Actually flustered and happy you're acting like him, like i dunno he feels important 🤷🏻

・OH MY GOD THE FUCKING LIL LEG LIFTSSSSAKSDXBJHXEQWJBHDXJHBE

・Giggles whenever he sees you do it on stage, later calling you out.

"You're such a copycat, M/N."

"Mmm...you still love me though."

・mmmm true that, true that.

・If you copy his edgar walk he'd start cackling dear LORDDD

・he thinks that shit is so fuckin funnyyy

TOM:

・Bro's smug about it 💀

"You wanna be me so badly, huh?"

・nahh he's jus playing he loves this shit

・Feels so special when he sees you do things he would originally do omggg

・But if you start waddling like a penguin he thinks your mocking him in a bad way 😭

"M/N why the fuck are you walking like that-"

"....walkin' like what?"

・his habit of making loud noises/squeals when he's excited or happy is picked up by you

・He can't help but smile whenever he sees you do this 🙏

GEORG:

・He doesn’t really notice it until somebody else brings it up

・Like maybe Tom would bring up a habit you would copy, and then it would click to Georg.

・Thinks it's cute and kinda cool, but he if you pick up on his accent

"M/N why are you talking like that..."

"wha'chu mean?"

"M/N."

・Like he thinks you sound so cute but babes you do NOT talk like thatttt 🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻

・if you copy his lil smirk AHHHH

・He'd start to absentmindedly pick up on some of your habits too

GUSTAV:

・HEROJDJHBRKHBE HE'S SO HAPPYYYY

・Like if you picked up his habit of two long something between your fingers (whether it be a pen, drumstick, etc)

・IFFF you didn't master it he'd kinda help 😇

"You're doing it wrong."

"..what-"

"Here, lemme help."

・Due to him having to keep the correct beat on the drums, he'd most likely have a habit of tapping his heel against the ground

・If you copy it he'd go in sync with you without noticing AHHHHERBJH

・He may not say it, but he loves it so much.

[the-moon-rides-a-longboard]

@wolfb3ck what are u doin in my cvs 🤨

[the-record]

lacy.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

synopsis: abby and angel through pictures

pairing: musician!abby x reader

warnings: none!

a/n: super simple no plot just cuties, will have smthn else soon!

my masterlist

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Lacy, oh, Lacy, skin like puff pastry Aren't you the sweetest thing on this side of Hell? Dear angel Lacy, eyes white as daisies Did I ever tell you that I'm not doin' well?

yourinstagram

yourinstagram soft launch lmao. 💌

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elliewilliams WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dina_nolastname ayo. now who tf r u cheating on me with

↳ yourinstagram ur mom.

jessesucks 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

↳ elliewilliams go away.

↳ dina_nolastname ………………………………

↳ yourinstagram 😸😸

Ooh, I care, I care, I care Like perfume that you wear, I linger all the time Watching, hidden in plain sight And ooh, I try, I try, I try But it takes over my life, I see you everywhere The sweetest torture one could bear

a_anderson

a_anderson hmm….

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mannynotnanny Abigail. Where is that hand going.

↳ a_anderson NUH UH DONT U START

mrs.anderson NOOOOOOOOO

yourinstagram god dont u just love girls who can play guitar 🤭🤭

user19163897 WE LOST HER

abbyabbyabby 🤨

↳ a_anderson yall make me cray

mel.melon gag worthy

↳ a_anderson ur babys ugly

↳ mannynotnanny LMAOOO

↳ mel.melon bye 😭

elliewilliams IS GHAT ANGEL THQY FHE FIZO

absgirl this is fhe worst day of my life.

abigailsgf 🪟🏃‍♀️

Smart, sexy Lacy, I’m losin’ it lately I feel your compliments like bullets on skin Dazzling starlet, Bardot reincarnate Well, aren’t you the greatest thing to ever exist?

yourinstagram

yourinstagram my beautiful girl. i love u abs 🫶

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a_anderson my angel girl🤍🤍🤍

jessesucks if u look closely, you can see me sobbing in angels hood

↳ yourinstagram LMAOOO

elliewilliams i ahte i two sm liefearly gobawau

↳ yourinstagram @dina_nolastname come get ur gf.

dina_nolastname 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Ooh, I care, I care, I care Like perfume that you wear, I linger all the time Watching, hidden in plain sight And ooh, I try, I try, I try But it takes over my life, I see you everywhere The sweetest torture one could bear

a_anderson

a_anderson we r the people u hate.

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mannynotnanny …Sigh…

user2089392 idk who i wanna be more

↳ a_anderson NEITHER. were BOTH. taken.

↳ yourusername shes so dreamy

yourusername 🫶🫶🫶

mel.melon yall r so cute tho

user8372983 bring angel on tour ⁉️⁉️

mrs.anderson can i get ur gfs number

↳ a_anderson Sure! It’s 222-SHES-TAKEN

absgirl SOBBING

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

yourinstagram

yourinstagram 2 years = cat. love you baby 🐱

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a_anderson fur baby

elliewilliams AND U NAMED IT WHAT

↳ yourinstagram gracie 🤍

dina_nolastname mama y mama

mrs.anderson the cutest

↳ yourinstagram 🫶

jessesucks uncle jesse

Lacy, oh, Lacy, it's like you're out to get me You poison every little thing that I do Lacy, oh, Lacy, I just loathe you lately And I despise my jealous eyes and how hard they fell for you Yeah, I despise my rotten mind and how much it worships you

a_anderson

a_anderson the things u do to me. i love you so much my angel. thank you for these past years, i cant wait to spend the rest of mine along side you. my girl 🫶

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yourinstagram 💍🥱

↳ a_anderson ONLY U LMAO

yourinstagram LESBIAN HANDS LESBIAN HANDS LESBIAN HANDS

↳ a_anderson she only wants my body 😔

[pumpkinsy0]

could you please write hcs of angela and curly slowly finding out that the other has feelings for pony

on it anon,,,yea,,,,

•look i think curlys a bitttt clueless as to what angela b doin at times, they dont rlly meddle into each others business like that, so he just genuinely did not know

•he thought bryon broke up w angela and he was too happy to gaf about WHY, he heard bryon broke up w her and was like “thank fuck, finally”, but he does know that angela is always looking to just find someone else or whatever

•PLUS LIKE IVE SAID, they’ve like never ever talked to each other about their love lives, the only way they know who the other likes is by the time theyre already in the relationship!!!

•anyways, curlys heard angela talking about pony w her friends before, but look, ponys not an enemy/rival or anything so he didnt rlly gaf

•HOWEVER, what angela doesnt know is that pony and curly r getting closer☝🏽☝🏽she thinks ponys off the market but no lmao, hes rockin w curly

•the only way i could rlly see angela finding out is if she hears how curly speaks to tim about the guy, and yada yada yada said it a million times before, the way curly speaks about pony is so different compared to hiw he does w others, ive said it a million times🙄🙄

•ON TOP OF THAT HOWEVER, angel was thinking she could use curly to get to pony, and yes curly said no bc 1) he doesnt let angela date his friends but 2) he has this kinnddaaaa protective/possessive tone in his voice and after angela was upset that he said no, she realized that and was like “hm🤨,,,.”

•and the girls angela hangs out w see pony and curly getting preeettttyyyy close and they told her about it, but angela just REFUSED to acknowledge it bc theres no WAY thats happening to her of all ppl

•sometimes pony would b waiting for curly but here comes angela strollin up, and shes kinda??? flirting w pony???? testing out the waters if u will and pony was a but uncomfy and obviously looking for someone (it was curly lmao)

•in this case, tim is the last to know, like MAYYYBEEEE he has an inkling, but hes just thinking “nahhhhh that would never happen”

[cactusracoon]

Dick: Hey Jay gave u seen Tim? I need to ask him about a case.

Jason: I haven't seen Timbo in a while, maybe he's in his room or something

Dick: Nope checked there and the batcave and all his usual hiding places

Tim: *Is asleep in the cabinet above the above the fridge*

____________________

Jason: whose hoodie is that Timmers?

Tim looking down at the hoodie that is 3 sizes to big for him: mine 😁

____________________

Tim: *says the most out stupid and out of line plan he can think of*

The whole Batfam: WTF NO WERE NOT DOUNG THAT

Tim: 😠🥺

Batfam: OMG FINE

The plan works

_______________________

At a JL meeting

Superman: *talking about JL stuff*

Red Robin: *is high off his ass thinking about giraffes* 😮

Superman: Red Robin anything to add?

JL: *all looking at him*

Red Robin: huh. What?

Superman: Were you NO listening this whole time?

Red Robin: I was totally listening yeah ��👍

Batman looking Red Robin in the eyes: are you high right now?

Red Robin: No 🤪

JL: WTF

______________________

Dick: what cha doin?

Tim not looking up from his cross stitch: Did you just quote Phineas and Ferb?

Dick: No. wait are u doing cross stitch? 🤨

Tim not stopping: No what are you talking about? 😒

Dick: I can see you doing it right now

Tim putting it under the table: I'm not doing anything right now what are you talking about?

Dick: I give up! I'm not letting you gaslight me today!

Tim: *Snickering under his breath*

______________________

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

did someone say EPISODE THREE???

guys I will never ever skip this intro. goes INSANELY hard.

TIM MONTAGE. wait this ep is WAY more clear. I can see so much better.

ponys monolouge ily ily ily ily motherfucker LOVES to just TALK. n I love HIM.

were seein so much tim. where the hell is curly. where is my baby. my son. light of my life. rat bastard.

cherry's accent is so much thicker. also HEY!! they're FRIENDS!!

tim showin up to defend pony n they take one look at him n DROP pony. yall do NOT wanna fuck with this. that's ponys older brothers like. homoerotic situationship. n he will FUCK u up.

tim sayin hi to cherry aough

TIM FUCKIN TAKIN SOME OF PONYS HAOR GREASE AJDBEHEJNE N PUTTIN IT IN HIS OWN HAIR AJEBHWS IM HOWLIN (also honorable mention for pony tryin SO hard not to laugh)

these boys are always just wrestlin around n shovin each other. I love them. so much.

these boys are chronic mutterers what the HELL are you SAYIN speak UP

who the hell is this girl. they are always just introducin women with little to no context.

'why can't tim stay?' 'we've been through this ten times' 'cmon we got the space!' 'ok make it eleven' HA. guys sometimes this shit is actually so funny

pony n soda bein peak whiny brothers beggin darry to let tim stay over. guys. I love this family actually. 'cmon darry he's a stand up guy!' pony. are we talkin. about the same. Tim shepard?

TIM CALLIN HIS MOM MAMA AOUGH. MY BABY. 'you can turn off the water now ma. your hands are clean.' OHHHH. ok. yeah. ok.

WHERE ARE HIS SIBLINGS. WHERE ARE CURLY. N ANGELA. WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN.

enjoyin this tim heavy ep.

tim is incapable of havin a normal relationship. every time he talks to a man he is. two inches from their lips. n sayin some bullshit like. I need you. 🤨🏳️‍🌈❓️

I feel like the only way to see half these scenes are to sit in a pitch black room. n even THEN ud have to SQUINT.

dog why can't these cops ever just fuck off. Tim is literally just tryin to sleep.

WAIT I JUST REALIZED THIS IS CANONICALLY HAPPENIN AT THE SAME TIME AS THE VIETNAM WAR. SO IN UH. between like 1965 n 1967?

NOOO I WAS JUST INFORMED BY A BELOVED MUTUAL WE NEVER SEE CURLY. IM FALLIN TO MY FUCKIN KNEES NOOOO MY BABYYY

pony is played like such a genuine teenage kid in the show. he is so important to me. my BABY.

steve pullin up n just SLAMMIN on the horn n yellin for soda AOUGH. my BOYS.

'darrys real particular about his ankles. spends a real long time scrubbin em. so what about em' 'his ankles?' ??? baffled.

PONYS WRITIN A STORY WITH TIM AS THE MAIN CHARACTER?? HELLO?? MY BABY?? N TIMS DOIN THE DRAWINS?? AWWWWAUGHH

darry comin out n?? pattin tim on the back of the head?? my babies

I'm sorry?? is darry?? hired again?? DARRY PUTTIN HIS NAME OUT FOR TIM?? HELLO??

aw more pony n cherry hangin out. I love those two.

Pony who occasionally reminds me so much of soda. like every now n then he just says somethin so profound about the people around him n then just goes. anyways. n moves on.

TIM IS SO FUCKIN TALL??

TIM WORKIN IN THE FUCKIN STABLES. OH MY GOD. GUYS. THEYRE MAKIN MY HEAD CANON TRUE. TIM WORKIN WITH THE HORSES LIKE DALLAS. PLEASE.

darry stickin his neck out for tim is so important to me. that's my baby.

soda goin to his boss n bein like my paychecks short n his boss is like yeah? you were late? n soda goes 'what?? I lousey 40 minutes?" FORTY MINUTES? SODA WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOIN??

awww darry n pony cuttin out coupons together AOUGHHHHHG I LOVE THEM MORE THEN LIFE ITSELF we get so much more SIBLIN content in the show AOUGH

SODA QUIT THE DX. WHAT THE HELL. SODA! I LOVE YOU! ARE U STUPID!

aough watchin tim be a bad influence in real time. hmm. huh. dog. n we know how Darry feels about his brothers. that man is NEVER pickin any MAN over them.

tim hiding behind the door. when there is a mirror right there. babe. they can see ur ass. also dog do these cops have NOTHIN better to do. guys go stop a CRIME or somethin n stop hasslin teenage boys.

pony bein the voice of reason for soda. huh. hmm. apugh. soda feelin like he ain't goin no where. aough. my poor baby.

tim just standin around buggin his mama. guys. Tim who just wants his mom to love him. I'm sick to my stomach. guys. I'm gonna be sick.

darry n tims. whatever it is. so important to me. that's my son. n his freak.

tim. do NOT. commit a crime. do NOT. Timothy shepard. do NOT.

IM SORRY TIM N DARRY WERE GONNA RUN AWAY TOGETHER?? IM SORRY TIM N DARRY WERE JOY RIDIN AROUND N GOT CAUGHT N TIM TOOK THE FALL FOR HIM??? WHAT THE HELL

this toxic queer situationship is so important to me. I'm sorry. been won over. tarry is real to me.

SODA ASKIN TO TAG ALONG WITH TIM AOUGH TIM TELLIN SODA TO LISTEN TO DARRY. N WHEN SODA TALKS DOWN TO DARRY TIM TELLS HIM TO NEVER SPEAK ILL OF FAMILY AOUGH TELLIN HIM TO GO BACK TO BUCKS N GET HIS JOB BACK N WORK HARD AOUGH

do the cops in this town have literally nothin better to do. get a hobby.

AOUGH DARRY RUSHIN OUT TO STOP TIM AGHHH MY SON.

SODA GOIN BACK TO GET HIS JOB AGH!!

oh. oh my god. darrys only problem with tim bein that he could have hurt his family. AOUGH. TIM ON HIS KNEES BLEEDIN LOOKIN UP AT DARRY??? HELLO???

🤨 now why's that cop got tim bent over like that grabbin his face. don't like that one bit. let Darrel shayne curtis Jr's husband go right now

oh. my god. the cop pullin out the same gun he shot dallas with. I'm sick to my stomach.

TIM N DARRY IN THE BACK OF THE COP CAR TOGETHER GIGGLINNNNN OH MY GOD. guys. they're kids still actually. they're my sons.

tim workin at the same poweplant he was gonna rob AOUGH