#incorrect lyrics quotes

[yandereloveraw]

Sundrop! Vanilla, telling a story to the kids: In the end the moon prince (Xavier) wakes up with a start. Y/N is good at kissing and melting the prince's heart~

I know It's Today - Shrek The Musical

[hopeinthebox]

What if I told you I'm a mastermind?

[criminallydelusional]

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay???? I am Señor Chang???? And I'm so ill??? This is a warning??? I can't be killed???

[arand0mdutchgirl]

Red white and Royal blue text posts part 2

Fanfics written by me with this vibe; "no one will ever hurt you again", "how could i?" And "you deserve the same love you give to others" by ARandomDutchgirl on ao3

[not-rab]

part six of Music and Memories, a Marauders band AU

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part five | part seven

[star4daisy]

Barty would say Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time and Evan would ignore him for a week

[ryoto-kuki]

Stiles (singing Rules by Doja Cat) : wanna spy-on the ass like Austin,Do I make you horny baby?

Derek (being so fr) : Yes.

[kangnina]

Interviewer: Describe yourself in a few words.

Jake: Head be genius. Dick game be the meanest.

ENHA: ....

Jake:

[thewomanwhoboughttheworld]

Aziraphale: ...and this is Crowley. He looks tough, but has a soft heart.

Crowley: Slander! Take it back!

Aziraphale: Dear, you were crying over Bohemian Rhapsody yesterday.

Crowley: ...Listen, it's not my fault that--

Master post here

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

touya on father’s day: roses are red, i hate you. die.

[yandereloveraw]

Vanilla, to Y/n: I told you on the day we wed, I'm gonna love you 'til I'm dead. If you go before I do, I'm gonna tell the grave digger that he better dig two.

Better Dig Two - The Band Perry

[astudyintheburningofhearts]

Merlin: Three words. Say them, and I'm yours. Arthur: Three words??? Merlin, throwing his jacket to the floor and pulling off his tunic: Fuck, you're so stupid.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

[03junkie]

Barty "Swear we drive each other, mad, she be so stubborn" Crouch Jr and Evan "But, what the fuck is love with no pain, no suffer?" Rosier

[bigchuggg]

Alexa play California king bed by Rhiana

"so how come when i reach out my fingers, i feel there's more than distance between us?"

[this-is-ali]

Katherine: You're not really scared of my father. Jack: You mean the man who kidnapped me, locked me in his cellar, bribed me, and threatened to harm me and all of my friends if I didn't do exactly what he said? Yeah, I'm pretty fucking scared of him, actually.