#incorrect mid

[adutchlover]

[hisbucky]

Buck: So you lied to me. Bobby: I didn't lie, per say. Buck: You said everything was fine and now we learn that you had plans to leave?! Bobby, distressed: Son, please - Buck, wounded: Don't do that! Don't call me that! I trusted you, and you lied to me! *on the other side of the station* Eddie: Should we be doing something? Hen: I say we let them play it out. The station family drama has been a bit dry lately. Chimney: Not that it isn't fun to watch you pine over Buck and Tommy, but it gets old. Eddie, blushing: I do not pine! Ravi, muttering: Denial is not a good look on you.

[thunderslighthouse]

diluc: i saw albedo at the devil's sacrement kaeya: what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrement?? 👀

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Iceman(while they're fighting): I just know - ! Maverick: - Right! You ALWAYS "just know"! What's it like being an authority on everyone and everything?! Iceman: EXHAUSTING

[avesgrayson]

Dick: Y'know those dissected animals. Need that to be me

Dick: I just need to be hydraulic pressed

Jason: You want to be torn open and have someone be unafraid to see the viscera of you

Dick: Yeah

Dick: Make me into goo and throw me into the ocean where I float on top like oil

Duke, in the background: what are you two FUCKING talking about

[cod-dump]

Soap, running into Gaz’s office with his phone in his hand: KYLE-

Gaz, on his phone: I KNOW! I ALREADY SAVED IT

Soap, laughing: I can’t fucking believe-

Gaz, wheezing: The sound he made!

Soap: There is no way Price sent that! It had to be someone else!

Gaz: Maybe Ghost or Nik! God, good thing they’re out on a mission or Price would’ve hunted us down!

Soap: I’m sending it to Laswell! Oh this is too fucking funny!

Gaz: *cackles*

(Earlier, an ocean away)

Price, recording himself in the bathroom so he can show Nik his outfit: The shirt is too tight. It’s like they want my arms to be cut off

Price: *flexes to show what he means*

Ghost, busts the door open: THE FUCK YOU DOING?!

Price: *screams before he throws his phone, video briefly showing Ghost’s face before it ends*

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 81

Jason: Luthor, I think it's wonderful how you have the confidence of a man with hair.

Jason: My mom used to buy me this chinese food as a kid but she had to stop cause the red sauce would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others.

[apicelladonna]

Happy Pride to whatever the fuck is going on between these two and their divorce.

[dchuntress]

huntress, in the middle of an animated rant: i'm just so tired of him, spoiler, it's not even funny anymore. he is so obsessed with me and tracking my every move and judging me with this air of arrogance and moral superiority, as if he'll always be better than me and i ought to repent for that! i just!

spoiler, reaching for helena's half-drunk glass while she still has yet to finish her own milkshake: are you gonna finish that or can i have it?

huntress: yeah, sure, whatever. do you know what he said to me the other day? and i've heard what he said to you too, as well as to babs. i think batman just hates women.

[poppy5991]

*something traumatic happens*

Hawks: Now, I have to get another tattoo! I can’t afford this!

Tokoyami: Then don’t?!

Hawks: That’s not how this works!!!

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Percy, dragging his ass to the lake: I’m gonna go lay down

Nico: Ok, just make sure to be like an autumn leaf landing in the water and depressingly going down stream as the person who watches feels a sense of longing as it disappears from view.

Percy: Already ahead of you!

Everyone else: what the fuck

[im-salad-man]

Would unfortunately die for Oscar

[mothonice0]

The Elwin one just made me depressed

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: One of you will betray me tonight

Eddie: Is it me, Bill?

Bill: No, it’s not you

Bev: Is it me, Bill?

Bill: No, it’s not you either

Mike: Is it me, Bill?

Bill:

Bill: iS iT mE, bIlL?

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Hangman: Rooster, don't be obvious. But look over there at 3 o'clock. Rooster: Why do I have to wait 'til 3, can't I just look now?

[criminally-awesome-blog]

Reid: Did You Know that if a french person got sleep apnea surgery, They would never be able to speak French again because you need your Uvula in order to make the French "are" sound.

Emily: Are you saying you can surgically remove the french out of Somebody?

Reid: That is precisely what I am saying