#incorrect starwars

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Sometimes I just wish I could get on your level! You know, really see things from YOUR perspective!"

Vaggie: "Metaphorically from my perspective?"

Charlie: "....."

Vaggie: "...you mean metaphorically from my perspective, right babe?

Charlie: "........."

- one perspective change later -

Husk: "Why the FUCK are you carrying your girlfriend piggyback around the hotel??"

Vaggie: "It's an experiment."

Charlie: (awed) "Everything seems so BIG from down here..."

Vaggie: "It's also a test of my love for her."

Charlie: "You are very VERY brave for being so small."

Vaggie: "I love you so much I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

[thegalaxykatsworld]

Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?

Anakin:…yes?

Padme: why don’t you do that :(

Anakin:..

Anakin: d-do you want me too?

Padme: YES Ani!

-the next day-

Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?

Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-

[crazy-concubine]

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.

[yourlocal-edgelord]

Ngl jason had a missed opportunity when her revealed his identity to tim

He coulda stood ovr tim with his all blades and went

Tim, i am your brother

[asocial-skye]

Obi-Wan: So how is life with two newborns?

Padme, tearing up: Terrible. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much, Obi-Wan. Make it stop; I can't take it anymore!

Obi-Wan: .....I'm sure that they'll outgrow it someday, Padme.

Padme: oh no, no, no, no. Luke and Leia are angels; they're no trouble at all.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: But you just said-

Anakin, from the twins' nursery room: *cries loudly* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[ani-amidala-skywalker]

She DID NOT deserve her ending bro 😭😭

[an-abyssal-odyssey]

Tup: Hey, check out my Tooka umbrella! *Tup opens his umbrella while indoors* Dogma: Tup, that’s bad luck… Tup: Chill out, Dogma ! Fives and Echo, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED US?!?! Dogma and Tup : *screams*

[a-morningstar-120]

Padmé: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Anakin: You're like 15 years old

Padmé: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

[suck-a-egg]

The batch: What if I refuse?

Cid: Then you'll be fired.

The batch: That's fi-

Cid: Out of a cannon, into the sun.

[your-local-jedi-commander]

Pls don’t ask. I can just see this happening…

Anakin, glaring at Cody: kriff you!

Cody: kriff you more!

Anakin: kriff you even more!

Cody: KRIFF YOU MORE THAN THAT!

Anakin: KRIFF YOU MOST!!!

Cody, looking around: KRIFF EVERYONE!

Anakin: KRIFF THE WHOLE GALAXY!!!

Cody: KRIFF EVERY GALAXY!

Anakin: *screams*

Cody: *screams louder*

Obi wan is somewhere in the background facepalming

[nerfpuncher]

Wrecker: *walking back into the Marauder* Man, it sure is muggy outside.

Echo: I swear to Maker if I walk outside and all our mugs are scattered on the ground, I will kill you.

Wrecker: *sips caf from cereal bowl.*

[bilbo-fettt]

Obiwan: I want to wake up with you every morning

Cody:… I wake up at 4AM

Obiwan: …

Obiwan: I want to see you at some point every day

[crazy-concubine]

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bode: *holds a blaster out to Cal*

Cal: The Jedi don’t believe in blasters.

Bode: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

[starwarslostclone]

Mustafar au

Obi wan, regretting ever leaving the feral disaster alone: Anakin, I was gone for 2 days, WHAT HAPPENED?

Vaderkin with sulphur yellow eyes: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.