#incorrectquotesmcu

[widowshaze]

Y/N: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Wanda: How am I supposed to know?

Natasha: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Wanda: sighs

Wanda: You wouldn't be trapped.

[tupari4asari]

Inspired by this x by @incorrectquotesmcu

[barneswilsonrogers]

how can u claimed ‘sam is my favorite character’ but then proceed to make posts about sam feeling left out out of steve and bucky’s relationship? i dont understand how sam feeling sad and upset is FUNNY TO YOU? especially if u said ‘he is ur favorite character’?

anyway you did this way too many times thats why im sick of it and im calling u out. i dont care if u are hurt or upset because you are in fact WRONG and someone has to called u out. saying i need to ‘seek therapy’ wont stop u from being wrong because you are WRONG.

i dont care about being ‘exposed’ at least now u know how we, sam’s true fans, feel when you ‘joke’ about him. when you laughed at his expense. when you purposefully created a hc in your head about sam feeling upset and left out but then u claimed ‘u love him’. its all bullshit. we all know why u treat him like that, especially when u worship the ground white characters walk on.

if u truly love sam, u’ll hate this blog as much as i do

@incorrectquotesmcu @stephanieromanoff

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: What did you get Peter for his birthday? Clint: I got him a dog. Steve: Really? Me too! Sam: I also got him a dog! Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea. Natasha: Tony, please tell me you didn’t get Peter a dog as well. Tony: I got him a dog! [cuts to Peter surrounded by dogs] Peter: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Casteel: And how exactly will you stop me?

Emil: I'll call Poppy.

Casteel: Cute, but she'd just want to go with me.

Delano: I’ll call Kieran.

Casteel:

Casteel: Godsdammit.

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

gaz: we should settle this like civilized adults

soap: i agree

gaz: so, a rap battle?

soap: a rap battle.

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

Billy: babe. be real with me. if i were a plain little rock on a beach would you pick me up and turn me over in your hand and marvel over how wonderfully ordinary i am. like really take the time to ponder how there isn't necessarily anything special about me but that the very deed of choosing me out of countless other rocks raises me to a precious, almost sacred level of irreplaceability that is only accessible through the act of being seen and loved?

Steve, trying to take out a small piece of lettuce stuck between his teeths with his finger: ummmm yah i think so

[slightlycomicobsessed]

Bruno: Wait, you have a crush on Nakia?

Kamala: the only ‘crush’ I have is the crushing weight of my existence.

Bruno:

Kamala:

Bruno: So, that’s a yes?

Kamala, burying her head in her hands: Yes—

[sinivalkoista]

Merlin: It's moments like these that I'm never going to forget.

Arthur: And hopefully, with a good therapist, that I will.

[aagiijxbls]

Words are from @incorrectquotesmcu

I just had to draw it 😂

[kenziekay]

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Fluff-

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Sigyn Boo Boo @giltandgreen

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Pranks @vbecker10

Knives @youretellingmethisdidnthappen

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Washing Machine @super-marvel-dc 

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Wanda Smut-

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Fluff-

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Short Funny Things-

Necklace @its-really-dry

Waffle @rxmqnova

Money @romanoffshouse

Problems @romanoffshouse

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Childhood @th3-c0rps3-r0gu3

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Fluff-

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Waffle @rxmqnova

Problem @rxmqnova

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Pretty @incorrectquotesmcu

Shower Pics @th3-c0rps3-r0gu3

Childhood @th3-c0rps3-r0gu3

I Love You @romanoffshouse

[widowshaze]

Y/N, laying in a hospital bed: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Natasha, casually flipping through a magazine: Y/N, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki sacrificed himself for thor in infinity war so maybe ur post should specify its tree loki ur referring to

I mean… the blog’s name is literally INCORRECTquotesmcu… If we go by your logic I shouldn’t write about Natasha, Tony, or any other character that died, or I’d need to specify I’m not considering their death which is obvious I’m not.

And it’s really not that deep

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[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: There’s nothing better than a dog. Peter: Two dogs? Natasha: You’re right. I have been a fool.

[espinosaurusrexex]

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