i was scanning the qr code from my sister's phone to pay for dinner and i entered the pin by myself and then i was teasing her ki hawww mujhe aapka gpay ka pin pata hai suna nahi rbi kehta hai apna pin kisi ko nahi batana chahiye and she said 'aise kya hi le legi jo tere hak ka nahi hai' and im 😭
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im not exaggerating when i say i've thought about this dialogue at least once a day since the veilguard trailer dropped
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yeah... things are pretty yikes right now in the current batfam storyline,
but at least Tim is rocking those thigh-high boots and I just wanted to appreciate that for a sec
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What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333
I didn't get him (and I need to save my keys for Silver's birthday, sob) so I looked up his groovy, and I'm not over how incredibly dramatic and epic and cool it looks in direct contrast to the absolutely ridiculous context. just look at that dynamic action and his majestic sparkling tears and keep in mind that this is pretty much right after a bunch of characters have been dance battling for his soul.
and then even the actual moment of the groovy is just like
this is NOT a negative in the slightest, I love it all, this truly was an incredible update in so many ways
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"Astarion doesn't do big romantic gestures."
My Durge still trying to get graveyard dirt out of her ass crack after being lovingly pounded into it by Astarion who wanted to share with her this deeply joyful and meaningful reclamation of himself after sharing a vulnerable declaration of his love, at this place he hasn't shown anyone else but her: "Then what the actual fuck was that???"
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"I pledge to you my life-"
"wh-what?"
"As your protector and knight"
"wait stop. No-"
"to serve you-"
"please stop. Not like this"
"and stand behind you"
"No- stand with me n-not-"
"I pledge to you my loyalty and from this moment on. I shall honor and protect, put your liege before my own-"
"stop. I bid you to take it back!"
"From now my life is yours and I shall serve you with honor"
"This is no oath I ever desire from you!"
"I shall become the sword that will protect you"
"There must be another way-"
"I will aid you to the top"
"There's no height I will reside upon without you by my side!"
"I am your loyal servant"
"No- you're the only one who isn't. You're my companion, my love, the only one by my side. Don't do this, please"
"who will reside behind you until my bones turn to dust and my heart sets to a stop"
"N-no.....please"
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If I forgot an option it’s because I made a poll at 3am again
Please reblog for sample size and tag with your pick or the world may never know
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for science (because im curious)
if you have more than one worldstate, pick for the one you consider your "main"/"canon" worldstate or the one you plan to use first for da4! also feel free to lay out your reasoning in the tags gushing about your dragon age runs is accepted and encouraged here.
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Barty: what in the fucknuckles is this?
Regulus: (holding hands with James) he's my boyfriend, you intolerant shit.
Barty: (staring at James) whoa, pump the hate brakes fox and friends! i'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially pinkie pie from my little pony…
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