SHRINKAGE. That's what we need to re-name these cons. Indy certainly feels like I bought a bag of potato chips only half full. #ShrinkageCon At least when it was Giving Back Tour we knew ahead it was a different concept and got a cut price. #MidwestDoesNotValueProductShrinkage
That's exactly it - cons with just a bunch of hot air and very little product. LMAO! (Not to mention that everyone there is smaller than Jared...)
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So wild that Elliot Smith wrote Christian Brothers about Ronan Lynch specifically
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Do you think when Gideon ruffles his hair, embers fall off like when you poke at burning firewood. Forest Fire Mcgee over here
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Dick does not know what he expected trying to sneak a snack from the kitchen before the Thanksgiving dinner.
Maybe Alfred smacking his hand way with a spoon, maybe Jason singing out for tune, maybe his newest brother Danny would help him steal some stuffing.
Not..
“DICK THE DOOR! CLOSE THE DOOR!!”
“HOW THE FUCK?! IT’S A TOFU TURKEY! THERE IS NO BIRD TO BEGIN WITH!!”
“Master Jason! I will allow that slip up for this one occasion! That being said, if could watch your tongue it would be greatly appreciated!”
“Sorry Alfie! Bu-hurk!”
Dick watched at the door as the turkey elbow slammed Jason into a cupboard. The tofu turkey threw a spoon of mash potato as Danny tried to drag little wing out of the line of fire.
He closed the door when he noted Alfred was loading up the shotgun.
He will never understand cooking…
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i know it's done for serious reasons but it's objectively hilarious that not only three of the biggest city leaders that vetinari establishes all irk each other but also that everyone dislikes william de worde the most. like it's not just having an attitude towards the times, it's william specifically. like moist has his fun sparring relationship with sacharissa, vimes ends up having some sincere moments with otto who is also a vampire, and then they both look at william and go "ugh"
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tbh something i really love in klapollo is like, klavier singing apollo’s praises, and apollo simultaneously just-some-guy-ifying klavier
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there was a teenager aboard the oceangate submersible. do you think he deserved to die?? it's not his fault his dad was a fuckwad billionaire
Did he deserve to die? No absolutely not. None of them deserve to die. Especially in such a tragic and horrific way.
HOWEVER
Should I find some poetic justice in a bunch of arrogant dumbasses hoarding wealth and actively killing people and our planet daily by going to tour a mass grave of working class people for funsies in a DIY sub that had many MANY warning signs that there was the chance it may implode because the guy heading the expedition ignored safety precautions because millionares and billionaires are known to constantly cut corners to "save money" even though they have so much of it they could have funded making a proper vessel instead of picking the cheapest route and ended up suffering the consequences of being so exuberantly wealthy they just assumed they were above any and all laws of nature?
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i thoughr u were talking ab tanner from teen beach movie
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So Bill doesn't have a birthday sure, but is there some sort of Bill Cipher Day? Demonic celebration?
..and if so, does dip know?
Oh man, there probably is! Bill's absolutely the kind of guy to have a whole Day Of Celebration devoted to himself. Likely it's not on any sort of earthly calendar basis, too, so it'll come up at some time when Dipper least expects it.
Because, c'mon. Bill's fantastically knowledgeable - but he's absolute shit at filling Dipper in on important information beforehand.
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