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goodoldfashionedengineer · 11 months ago

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Teacher: Sorry for being late, in exchange, we'll end the lesson earlier

Jason Todd, aka 'Robin': (⁠●_⁠●⁠)

(internally: *appalled* how can the lesson be shortened when we already began later, the math doesn't add up)

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Jason Todd, aka 'Red Hood', being particularly mad at the Batfam over something: Sorry for being late for the mission. In exchange, I'll end my part of it earlier

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vampiricbisexuality · 4 months ago

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

#original<3 #rb bait #reblog bait #us politics #elon musk #usa politics #usa #fbi this is a joke btw i just like to joke around i do not wish any harm on him

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steviecrowdude · 3 months ago

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love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

#aromantic #aro #valentines is sure a time.#i got this joke from a friend in a discord server #evil skull blast #evil skull beam #valentines day. was all just a dream

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unforth · 11 months ago

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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

#unforth rambles #fuck ai #llms #sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers #how many tries did it take to generate the absurd #how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke #please stop contributing to this

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solarsyrup · 4 months ago

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CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

#had to google ''when did cheetahs evolve'' just to make sure this stupid joke checks out

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mumbono5 · 19 days ago

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Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

#to be very clear. this is a joke. please do not take this as actually guidelines to how a fanart should look #I just like making useless flowcharts :D #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #my posts #toast talks

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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beaft · 6 months ago

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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it #tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point #'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that #fatphobia #weight talk cw #ableism #be shh now #containment breach

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jamierthanyou · 1 year ago

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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #asexuality #ace #aro #the insane thing about this post is ive had basically no negative comments at all #there are so many aphobes on this app but on this post we r all nodding and holding hands #including the non-aspecs who rbed it for their friends or just for the joke #peace and love on planet my post

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knockknockwhosthereartistism · 8 months ago

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