#jon kent is a simp

[sparrows4bats]

Dick Grayson sets Jon and Damian up, Completely accidentally.

So, years from now, Damian has finished his degree, med school, and is starting his residentancy. Jon is Superman, and his career as a science researcher is in full swing.

Both grew apart after Jon took up his fathers mantel, and Damian left crimefighting to pursue medicine. They are still friends, but nowhere near as close as they once were. ( Jon still listens to Damians' heartbeat every day, and Jon is one of the few people outside his family that Damian puts on the cape for now.)

Dick has been Jon's mentor for years, and he and Damian have only gotten closer as brothers (father and son) over the years. One day, after seeing Damian and Jon meet by chance, when Dick is injured and he makes Jon fly him to Damian to be patched up, Dick decides to get them to be best friends again.

Dick doesn't know why they grew apart, but they still seem fond of each other if the friendly greeting he witnessed is anything to go by. And both of them need more friends, each having been isolated by their responsibilities over the last few years.

So, he hatches a plan.

If they are going to be Best Friends again, they need to spend time together one on one. The few times he hung out with both of them at the same time, Jon and Damian tended to focus on him or a larger group activity.

So, Dick starts asking Jon to drop Damian over food or coffee after long shifts. Tells Superman how worried he is that Damian will overwork himself because he is doing so many extra hours in Peadatrics and the NICU. Jon happily agrees, armed with Damians' favourite vegan meals and a smile. Damian is confused at first but is so tired that he doesn't question why his childhood friend is suddenly feeding him a few times a week.

Next, Dick tells Damian about all the humanitarian work Jon is doing, and wouldn't it be so nice to go with him? The next time he heads off to refugee camp, Damian can come to provide free health care. Damian likes that idea immensely and asks Jon when he next shows up with food.

Jon and Damian start spending more time together, but only during times when they are too busy or exhausted to actually talk to one another. Neither have mentioned anything other than how tired and busy the other seemed.

So Dick enacts stage three and attempts to get them to actually hang out and relax together. Since they both desperately need it. So Dick asks them both to come over for pizza and movies at his place, and then just doesn't show up. Damian is always early and has a key to his apartment so he can let Jon in. The plan is foolproof.

He sends them a text 30 minutes after they were supposed to meet and tells them Barbara needs him for something, but go ahead and order the pizzas he will be there in a few hours.

After about four hours of celebrating his success and annoying Babs. Dick finally goes home to check on the besties.

What he did not expect was to find Jonathan Kent defiling his baby on his couch.

Some of their clothes are off and strewn around the space, and thank God all Dick sees is Jons naked back and Damian kissing him before he runs out of the room.

Only after he calls Babs in horror and she laughs in his face, does he gather the courage to confront them again.

When he enters the house this time, Jon and Damian are waiting for him, thankfully fully dressed.

Dick doesn't get a chance to speak before Damian is apologising for impropriety and looking like he did at ten when he didn't know how Dick was going to react to his mistakes. Jon takes his hand to settle his nerves, and it works.

Dicks feels like he fell down the rabbit hole.

"So, you two are a thing?"

"Yes."

"Since when?"

"Since I saw Damian save 10 children in Sudan a few weeks ago."

"Oh."

"Jon was good with them, comforting and gentle." Damian sounds dreamy in a way Dick has never heard before.

"Is it serious?"

"I love Damian, and I plan to marry him as soon as he will let me." Jon is so confident and serious when he says this, Dick almost doesn't believe the words coming out of his mouth.

"WHAT?!" The pair ignore him choking on his own spit. Rude.

"You do?"

"If you want?"

Damian nods and smiles. "We could go to vegas tomorrow?"

Jon smiles back so wide Dick is sure his face is going to split in two."Or we elope tonight?"

Damian kisses him before whispering yes against his lips

He then turns to his brother.

"Richard will be our witness!"

Dick doesn't know how he ends up in a chapel in Las Vegas at 3am,on a Tuesday, giving his baby brother away. But they look so happy Dick decides he doesn't care at the moment.

Damian had rings already, for some reason, and Jon and Damian get married in jeans and hastily thrown on shirts. All three of them cry at sappy spontaneous vows.

Afterwards, Jon thanks him for helping him realise he already knew the love of his life. Damian just hugs him tightly and says something in a language Dick doesn't know.

It occurred to Dick in that moment that Bruce was going to kill him. Probably after he killed Jon.

He can't even stage a shovel talk because this is all his own damn fault.

Barbara and Stephanie never let him live it down. (But they can suck it, Jon and Damian name their first kid after him and make him godfather.)

[punkeropercyjackson]

Mathew Kent lore

Ma-El was sent to Earth as Krypton exploded similar to Clark and was a pre-teen at the time similar to Kara but unlike either of them,when he landed on Earth,he'd accidentally put himself into cryostatis while freaking out inside his pod

Many years later,he was found by Clark and Lois in an investigation to find out what the sudden radiation in the Daily Planet building was coming from and uncovered Mathew's pod underneath the building.Naturally they instantly took him in once they sorted things out with what happened to him in a Stas episode style story where they discovered he intially had amnesia as a side effect of his frozen state

At the time he'd arrived,the current Superkids lineup was Summer,Jon,Kon,Cindy,Mia,Laney and Chris and Match would soon be joining them.The Superfam gave him training to prepare him for herohood and he doned the mantle 'Superguy' when he was ready

Mathew is closest to Summer out of all his siblings but he's got great relathionships with all of them.Second closest is Kon because they match eachother's geek /aff

He's the only white Superkid with the rest being either black monoracial or black mixed and he's latino by adoption.Many jokes are made about this,including by him

Mathew on and off attended public school and wad homeschooled thanks to hectic heroics.He also lived on and off Metropolis and Kansas for the same reason.Summer and Kon dubbed him 'Splitz' like the Poptart for it

Clark and him have a fantastic relathionship but Mat's a mama's boy at heart so he'd just a teendy bit closer to Lois.Not that Clark is hurt by it,he completely understands as a fellow mama's boy and the number one Lois simp

On Mat's 16th birthday,Doomsday killed him and he was ressurected by Brainiac and like Summer before him,it left him with mental scars.Him and Tim bonded over shitty late teens birthdays at Summer's apartment but not before Brainiac mind-controlled him to attack multiple civillians and that combined with his girlfriend's Jennifer William's aka Batgal's dissaperance(she got Lian's stuck hoping through space and time plot as it's a good one but absolutely not suited to her)and the radiation reawakening thanks to Brainiac's work,he joined The Outlaws,once again just like Summer

You know the deal,Rhato happens,Mathew's Splitz nickname gets a new meaning,Kaliodoton and Kryptoscade,Kid Outlaws shenanigans,Jennimat soulmateisms etc etc.As an adult,Mathew ain't beating the Splitz Poptart allegations with a Green Lantern and Superbro double mantle and Jennifer is now the coolest Nightwing ever♡

And also has a post-Outlaws team named The Impossible Probabilities🙌��It's a wip but i'll do a whole post!!

[ao3feed-drstrange]

I Beg Your Finest Pardon?

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/iXmcWgI by Thatonewitchkid As it turns out, Y/n doesn't speak English. And Unfortunately for Damian and Jon, they only know Arabic and English between the two of them. Which neither are of the language Y/n so graciously speaks. It doesn't stop them from working as an unexpected team when stopping a drug bust. And finding out some rather interesting things along the way. It does however confuse the grown-up when they bring back this foreign vigilante but it's not like that's their problem. Words: 6151, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Jonathan Kent, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake (DCU), Kon-El | Conner Kent, Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker Relationships: Jonathan Kent/Damian Wayne, Jonathan Kent/Damian Wayne/Reader Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Minor Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Español | Spanish, Damian Wayne Speaks Arabic, Protective Jonathan Samuel Kent, Protective Damian Wayne, reader is a simp, no beta we die like jason todd, male reader - Freeform read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/iXmcWgI

[scarletackrmn]

Well my wife has always been into comics, and about 6-8 months ago she showed me the DCAU movies on Max, specifically the ones about Batman and Damian robin. and we just sort of got sucked into a Damian Wayne hell. (and her love of Nightwing got reignited).

Then we started getting comics with Damian in it, old and new stuff, as we fell into that money pit, and then we discovered Jon Kent and Supersons and became obsessed with Jon as well as Damian, and fell into a bigger money pit of needing anything with them in it. and then we also started to really enjoy seeing anything with Batfam stuff because that family dynamic is the shit.

and here we are, hundreds of dollars later and stuck in Spongebob rock bottom that consists of Damian, Jon, Batfam, and my wife lowkey simping for Nightwing.

curious : how did yall get into reading dc comics?

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

The Story of Us

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/twG2HyY

by DisillusionedDanny

Danny Fenton and Bruce Wayne have been best friends since they were children. Of course, sometimes friendships fizzle out without anyone meaning for it to happen. People grow up, they change, they become Batman.

Thankfully, Fate has a way of bringing people back together.

When the Supers are poisoned by Lex Luthor with no treatment in sight, John Constantine suggests that they summon the strongest healer in the Infinite Realms to see if they can possibly heal the supers.

For the first time in twenty years, Bruce Wayne finds himself face-to-face with Danny Fenton once more. Only now, his dorky childhood best friend is a lot more attractive than he remembers.

Words: 1364, Chapters: 1/20, Language: English

Series: Part 18 of 51 Fic Challenge

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Danny Fenton, Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Duke Thomas, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon, Jon Lane Kent, Clark Kent, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Alfred Pennyworth

Relationships: Bruce Wayne/Danny Fenton, Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne

Additional Tags: Healer Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton is Not the Ghost King, BAMF Danny Fenton, Bruce wayne is a simp, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Bruce Wayne is in love, no beta we die like danny, Danny is a doctor, the kents need a break, Spirit Halloween

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/twG2HyY

[robbed-ghost]

“We deserve a soft epilogue, my love.”

[ultfreakme]

These are the same characters: Bisexual, chaotic, emotional problems you cannot comprehend, himbos, simps for their boyfriends, has cute doggos, badass mom.

[anothertimdrakestan]

tim: man, screw super boyfriends

damian: honestly drake i must agree with you on this one

tim: i mean jeez they can't just call us simps because we bought them private islands IT WAS A BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF DEAL

kon & jon, from the private islands they got to using the yacht their boyfriends bought for them last week: simp

[robinrequiems]

reverse simp jondami(??? wtf lol)

Damian is a simp for Jon but Jon is an unaware idiot who does not understand that Damian is not naturally very smiley, passionate, sweet, caring, and flirty with EVERYONE because he despises humans

i gotchu

• damian gives jon so many gifts, like so so many

Jon: aww, thanks D!

Damian: sure, do I get a thank you kiss?

Jon, kissing his cheek:

Damian, blushing: i uh- thanks.

• his brothers laugh at him at how much Damian online shops just to get Jon what he wants

• if Jon is sick and wants to soup? he’ll go to the kent farm to get it from his grandparents

• if he lost his earbuds? here’s mine

• cold? take all my clothing

• tried to buy jon an island since jon wanted peace and quiet; jon said no

• will stand down if Jon told him to

• is nice to TIM for jon

• only smiling for jon so openly because Jon said damians smile was nice

• compliments jon on everything, calling him beautiful, and kissing his hand

• if Jon wants to leave? fine, they leave

• they don’t really notice how much power j has over d, it’s quite scary

• goes feral when jons hurt, stays by his side the whole time

• holds the door open, cooks for him, random surprise gifts he thought jon would like, Damian does it all

[gulnarsultan]

Jon kent x batsis reader. He's in love with her, and he's a complete simp for her, how would the Batfamily react to this? 🍯💕

Jon has a tough job. He must work hard and work hard to gain the Batfamily's trust and approval. Bruce doesn't trust the Kryptonian boy at all. Special precautions are needed to ensure that Damian does not kill this child. Damian says if he harms his sister, he will kill her with Kryptonite. Jason also threatens her. Jason and Damian are the latest family members to be convinced. Others will agree after a while.

[faithiegirl01]

Faithie’s Rant Corner:

Warning!!! Spoilers for S2 of Superman and Lois under the cut…

PSA: not my gif, all credit goes to @arrowverse

Just watched the first and second episodes of S&L S2 and omg! It was so so good. 100% had me simping for Mr. Jonathan Kent again. Plus Tyler is still amazing as Superman, like I can’t 🫡.

He’s just so amazing. He went from sweet little Tyler on seventh Heaven to boom 💥 I’m here as Superman bi***… not to mention uncle Peter hale thrown into the mix?? Uggh I’m so here for this season!!! Someone help me!!! This is all making me absolutely just live for the show again. I’m so excited to see what happens. Still hoping that they go with the one where Jon’s powers are just dormant and shows up cause like I love that one. I will admit I started out mad at Lois again because she was putting her emotions off onto her boys, again 🙄, but again she amazed me because she always sees when she’s in the wrong. I absolutely hated the fact she didn’t notice her son was hurting though. When she’s talking with Jordan after he comes home from being with Sara all she notices is her own pain. She doesn’t even notice that he’s been crying. He had tear streaks on his face. That’s one thing I didn’t like at all. Like I was so so sad for Jordan in that moment because she didn’t even notice that he too is hurting and needs a mama moment. He just needs his mama to notice that rather then go off on him because of her own feelings.

Also I bet you ten bucks 💴 this is Tyler every time his fandom goes crazy for him 😂:

PSA: again not my gif, all credit goes to @allthingscwdcsupers

You can’t say I’m wrong. I’ve been a fan of his for basically all my life. I grew up with two older sisters who watched sevenths heaven and I always loved watching with them. When he first came on the show I adored him and still do. I am a fan from way back not just from his teen wolf days. I did love him in teen wolf, but I’ve loved him for a lot longer then his teen wolf days.

Tyler’s just so cute and sweet I just love him so much.

[sparrows4bats]

Jon loves that Damian grows softer and kinder with age. It means he is healing and moving on from some of the trauma of his childhood.

Damian learns to love his family, trust his friends, and ask for help when he needs it. He has grown so much from the angry, hurt little assassin Jon met as a kid. He is the strongest person Jon knows.

But Jon secretly also loves it when Damian is still a little mean.

It gives him a thrill when he looks down his nose at the world like he owns it. Jon adores it when Damian acts like the prince he was raised to be. He enjoys Damians scathing remarks and thinks Damian being rude to idiots is so funny. He can't help but laugh as Damian verbally destroys someone.

He blushes a little when Damian is bossy, and he proposely argues back just to have all of that attention and intensity focused on him.

He is so pretty when he's angry and threatening him.

Everyone complains about Damian's attitude, but Jon loves him when he acts like a brat. (He loves him always)

[pluckyredhead]

jayroy or jondami for 9? sfw & nsfw <3

Jayroy:

SFW 9. How friends/family of the couple react:

I feel like the Arrows are mostly a little concerned given Jason's reputation (and that time he kidnapped Mia), but they get over it pretty quickly, especially once they see what a simp Jason is for Roy. The exception is Ollie, who complains very loudly about Jason basically forever, well past the point that anyone takes him seriously. (Jason complains right back and eventually it's just how they show affection.)

Honestly I feel like the Bats...largely don't care? Most of them are not particularly close with Jason. Bruce radiates stern disapproval but he does that about everything, it's not really specific to Roy. Dick has to take some time to get his head around it but once he does he's genuinely happy for them both. The others are like "Sure, Roy's fine, whatever."

Kori is delighted.

NSFW 9. Who teases the other? Who’s more impatient? Who usually initiates?

Roy ABSOLUTELY teases Jason pretty much constantly. It's his favorite thing to do. He is also by far the more patient one: he's a sniper and a hunter by nature, remember. He can sit and wait for his goal for however long it takes. (Also he loves edging his partner.)

I tend to headcanon Jason as having very little to no sexual experience before Roy, so early on Roy usually initiates, and then Jason sort of realizes this is a thing he can do and all of his pent-up teenage horny years that he didn't get to experience sort of overflow at once and he is insatiable. (Roy is not complaining.) Once that settles, I'd say they're close to equally likely to initiate, Roy a little bit more.

JonDami:

SFW 9. How friends/family of the couple react:

They've basically been married since they were ten so overwhelmingly it's just like "Aw, that's nice." Damian is terrified that the Kents will disapprove (though he would never admit it) because he is a Dangerous Killer and Not Good Enough for Jon, but Clark and Lois don't see that when they look at him, they see their friend's adorably grumpy son who they have known since he was a small child, who their son adores. Also, Krypto likes him which is a strong vote in his favor.

Dick and Alfred are thrilled. Bruce is actually kind of surprised because he hasn't wrapped his head around the concept of Damian as a teenager/adult who might have a love life to consider, but he has no real objections. The rest of the family teases Damian relentlessly.

Their friends are all like "Lol yeah we knew."

NSFW 9. Who teases the other? Who’s more impatient? Who usually initiates?

Jon, Jon, Jon. He is not a patient person but he is a very tactile one who finds a lot of joy and connection in sex. Damian is still kind of working through all of that but he trusts Jon so it all works out.

[ao3feed-drstrange]

I Beg Your Finest Pardon?

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/OUkxAs4 by Thatonewitchkid As it turns out, Y/n doesn't speak English. And Unfortunately for Damian and Jon, they only know Arabic and English between the two of them. Which neither are of the language Y/n so graciously speaks. It doesn't stop them from working as an unexpected team when stopping a drug bust. And finding out some rather interesting things along the way. It does however confuse the grown-up when they bring back this foreign vigilante but it's not like that's their problem. Words: 6151, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Jonathan Kent, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake (DCU), Kon-El | Conner Kent, Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker Relationships: Jonathan Kent/Damian Wayne, Jonathan Kent/Damian Wayne/Reader Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Minor Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Español | Spanish, Damian Wayne Speaks Arabic, Protective Jonathan Samuel Kent, Protective Damian Wayne, reader is a simp, no beta we die like jason todd, male reader - Freeform read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/OUkxAs4

[raphael-angele]

Yall remember that friend of mine who hated DC for what they did to Jon? Yeah, he's gone off the far end.

The one that said, "Either Jonathan Samuel Kent is a child, or Jonathan Samuel Kent doesn't exist."

If it's not obvious enough, I am obsessed with genderbent DC and since Teen Justice is coming out some time later on, I started talking to him about it again.

I was showing him the info cards and explaining who they were. Here's the convo

Me: *Showing Talia's card* This is Talia. She's Damian on Earth 11

Him: Tf? They named her Talia?

Me: I know right? Anyway, this one is Raven's *shows Ravens card*. He doesn't have an actual name yet, so...

Him: Ooooooooh. Asian descent?

Me: I think so? I dunno, I don't wanna assume. He's gay, actually...I think. I dunno if he's gay or demi or pan or bi or- yknow what? He likes Donny, that's all I can say.

Him: Who's Donny?

Me: Donna Troy's Earth 11 Variant.

Him: Ah. Who else?

Me: And this one's Jess. *Shows Jess' card*

Him: Ooooh, Jess Chambers. Their outfit is cool

Me: This other one is Aquagirl

Him: *simping*

Me, who's been his friend for 5 years and knows what he looks like when he simps: simp

Him: Bitch

Me: Lol. Okay, last but not least, this is Laurel. She's Jon.

Him: Aw, she looks cute. Why Laurel though? It's a far name from Kon.

Me: Uh, dude? I said Jon, not Kon

Him: Who's Jon?

Me: ...You serious right now?

Him: Raph, there's no super who's name is Jon.

Me: Jonathan.

Him: Jonathan who?

Me: Jonathan Kent!

Him: That's Superman's dad!

Me: Jonathan SAMUEL Kent!

Him: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHO THAT IS!

Me: SUPERBOY!

Him: EXACTLY, CONNER!

Me: BRO-

Him: Okay, okay, wait, Superman only had two sons, yeah?

Me: Yes

Him: There's Conner-

Me: Mhm

Him: And there's Chris.

Me: shhhkwvdyizgjTeajgarydkgraugkhxjf

Ya broke him, DC

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

The Story of Us

by DisillusionedDanny

Danny Fenton and Bruce Wayne have been best friends since they were children. Of course, sometimes friendships fizzle out without anyone meaning for it to happen. People grow up, they change, they become Batman.

Thankfully, Fate has a way of bringing people back together.

When the Supers are poisoned by Lex Luthor with no treatment in sight, John Constantine suggests that they summon the strongest healer in the Infinite Realms to see if they can possibly heal the supers.

For the first time in twenty years, Bruce Wayne finds himself face-to-face with Danny Fenton once more. Only now, his dorky childhood best friend is a lot more attractive than he remembers.

Words: 1364, Chapters: 1/20, Language: English

Series: Part 18 of 51 Fic Challenge

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Danny Fenton, Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Duke Thomas, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon, Jon Lane Kent, Clark Kent, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Alfred Pennyworth

Relationships: Bruce Wayne/Danny Fenton, Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne

Additional Tags: Healer Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton is Not the Ghost King, BAMF Danny Fenton, Bruce wayne is a simp, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Bruce Wayne is in love, no beta we die like danny, Danny is a doctor, the kents need a break, Spirit Halloween

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48138640