#jorge why would u do this

[hanaasbananas]

me: hee hee hoo hoo the underworld saga is out! let me listen to it while I do my vacuuming I'm sure it'll be fun to listen to

Me, approximately 1 minute and 17 seconds into the first song:

[caffeineyum]

You ever think about how awkward it would be to try and ask out a Spartan II or III? The poor person doing the asking is gonna be like “do u want to go out on a date with me?” And god if the Spartan being asked out has never thought about this more than passively. The response might be “what is that exactly?” Or even worse “why would we do that?” Honestly those probably wouldn’t be the responses. It would more like be “yes, now how does this work? I’m not entirely familiar,”

I also think this would be extremely Spartan dependent. Our boy Kurt would probably handle it the best and poor John wouldn’t have the slightest clue. I feel like the response would start with “uuuuhhhhh…”

ALSO also Emile comes to mind for this for reason. I feel like the dude would be ruthless if he didn’t like whoever was asking him out. It would be one of those “the worst he can say is no” moments. Kelly also seems like she’s fit this category but I think she’d be less malicious and more joking about it. Jorge also seems like he’d handle this alright too.

@biomecharnotaurus @ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask @authortobenamedlater @magellanicclouds @whotookmytomato @screwcharms GAZE UPON MY BULLSHIT AND ADD YOUR THOUGHTS if u want

[topnotchquark]

I am new to motogp, but what the fuck is the deal with Uccio and the rosquez drama in 2015.

My brother in Christ are u stupid? Why don't you tell Vale to put all his stamina and mental games on f.ing Lorenze, the actual threat to the 10th? You could scheme the divorce in 2016 or sth you stupid Ipad stand!

Oh my god! An opportunity to analyse Uccio! Persona non grata and public enemy number 1 on motogpblr (btw, are there any Uccio shooters on Tumblr? My inbox is a safe space, I wanna hear your side of the story).

There is no way for me to know for a fact why Uccio ended up being the first domino to fall that led to Sepang 2015 but I did look around to see if I could find a bit more about the relationship between Vale and Uccio.

These two go all the way back to the crib, literally. Uccio mentioned in an interview that Tavullia is a small town and they were only a few months apart in age so they ended up at the only day care in the town together.

Uccio has been called a bumbling fool and a freeloader and what not (look at this post openly roasting him for being Vale's Lackey) and despite my dislike of him I won't do the same (for once lol). Vale shot to stardom at a young age doing the death sport that required him to travel extensively. What better way to feel grounded than to have your childhood friend near you at all times (the fact that Vale didn't leave Tavullia for flashier places like Monaco or wtv has been reiterated in so much writing about him, and Uccio has said the same). There is definitely an element of familiarity and comfort that both Vale and Uccio seek from each other. Uccio mentioned that they would come back from a weekend of racing, put down their suitcases and immediately get on the phone with each other, which, teenage bestie-ism is such a force lol it could power cities if harnessed.

Anyway, back to racing. The consensus is that Vale didn't have the best rivals in Biaggi and Gibernau, they were inconsistent and susceptible to mind games. Vale enjoyed the initial years of his career as an untouchable, peerless talent. And then..... the winds changed direction :)

Vale was 36 in 2015, most pro athletes are considered done and dusted at that age. He had been putting his body through years of premier class motorcycle racing. Add to that how bad the Ducati years had been and just, so much life had happened. I don't want to talk about Sic's death, but that too and while racing at that. Vale had already started working on the academy (Franky was signed in 2013 afaik). Vale had moved on from the glittering, ebullient, darling of every circuit personality. Imo choosing to be a mentor and doing that well is among the most impressive things Vale has done but when you mentally cross the rubicon to accept your youth is decidedly over, it changes things. For starters, it's a real question of whether you've already chosen to hang your boots. What I'm trying to say is, a lot was at stake in 2015 for Vale. The kind of, calm and bemused, quietly malicious as and when required public persona that Vale has honed over the years needs the solid bedrock of consistent winning to seem graceful. It wasn't just a championship at this point, it was a question of pride and cementing your legacy and being the architect of how the world perceives you when the odds have been stacked against you for a while.

Back to Uccio. He simply didn't trust or like Marc. Or anyone who was on the racetrack at the same time as Vale (he didn't even spare sweet nothings for Viñales). I have no concrete theory for said distrust short of just saying Uccio is a bit of a slimy character (this interview of Uccio when he's doing his best impersonation of henchman from an old Hollywood western). Uccio wasn't even happy when Marc made the infamous visit to the ranch in winter of 2014. Guess the whole "Marc is helping Jorge win" thing was Uccio's attempt at reminding Vale of his ruthless nature that he thought Vale was finding hard to tap into (Vale did say Marc was an updated model of him). A friend once said that a lot of time public facing figures aren't as cruel or rancid in their interpretation of the world as much as the followers of said people. So Uccio started talking shit and given the circumstances of 2015, it made an impact.

Ultimately the odds were stacked high and Vale made a mistake. I suppose Vale knows a thing or two about how pressure can make someone succumb to errors :)

So that's my take on the whole deal. Uccio, croney par excellence, used Vale's desperate title bid in 2015 to purge some of his misplaced blood lust. He made Marc his target because according to him the young ones on the grid were nothing but a nuisance. Vale fucked up and let it drive his paranoia and made a big fucking mistake.

[liaa--qb]

why sudden hate on darklinas if team green stans rha*nicent, rhaegon ? Atleast Darklina was meant to be canon

Oh God🤦🏻‍♀️ !!!!!! Who is hating darklinas... moreover just bcz I mentioned them once😭 ( btw it was hated enough by it's author herself🤣 I can very much say that after wasting my time grisha books. sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Before commenting anything some of u really need to read with open eyes n brain instead of ass.

I never hated darklinas or Darkling. I ship them too. Atleast book or whole story should be good enough to even hate or like any character first of all which it never had😑. Darklina is like very much any problematic random Ya bad guy and good girl silly ships u see on daily basis. Nothing more bad than any other Ya ships.

( LB n SJM are not even good writer. I don't like their work at all. Just over hyped to me. Honestly I still think how snb was not cancelled just after S1. If u have problem wf one of my post which wasn't even about them🤷🏻‍♀️ it's ur delulu headache buddy. I don't even involve with them much someone just asked me including Darkling's name that's y I replied... Btw I knew this would happen, bc If someone points one bad thing, all of them will cry their ass out.)

the point was something else n ur question is also wrong. Problematic has nothing to do with canon or non canon for ur info. Majority of YA canon ships are problematic but you can like whatever the f u want.

I never said that Rhaenicent is any healthy ship. Rhaenicent, Daemyra, alysmond , helaegon n majority of ships in hotd are problematic. It's just their Stans fighting is like one idiot jumping on another idiot.That's what I am always mentioning. That's just funny and extremely stupid to like one problematic ship or character n attacking on Stans of other problematic ships n characters.

Some of them shamelessly fight as if their life depends on it. It's really dumb honestly 😂. No one is stopping them btw they can do the heck they want to but also they should not even have problem if someone is pointing out their silliness that's it🤷🏻‍♀️. It's a free fandom ! Just bcz I mentioned some of TB Stans hyporcrisy once , idiots thought I am team green when I am srsly far away from this nursery kid color fight

Same way many of green stans also developed this stupid habit of making their characters as pure Angels just because of the changes done by the show itself which is rubbish instead of that they should really go for better storyline for every character. " Them saying no one should support TB after BnC is....😑" Like y ? Not saying that it was bad but bad things were done from both sides. Aemond n Daeron would have done way worse with Jace n strong boys if all their parents were dead honestly.

just like Alicent's anger on Aemond losing an eye was absolutely correct that same way Rhaenyra's anger was also justified, so would Helaena's anger as she and her children were having no fault in all of this

You can like the villian and their reasons for becoming the villain but I would not say they didn't deserve their death or punishment n I would not give any apology reasons ' like no he wasn't the bad guy or he wasn't a villian'. That's what I am always pointing but logic and GOT/FNB die hard Stans are never at same place 🤡

And regarding ur take one darkling or Darklina, I don't hate Darkling but ye he's not among my fav villians or any good written at all. Not only him, I don't like any single character from that book.

If I love Homelander, Klaus, soldier boy, Tom riddle, Rafe, Billy, Jerome, Roose bolton, Euron Greyjoy.., do you really think I would be anti Darkling or care fr him enough 😂 like these r just some tv screen villains I like but if I started talking about my actual favourite bad guys from Grim dark fantasy novels like Jorg ancrath n many more, Darkling would look like little twink infront of them😭

so pls think.. using your brain is not a big deal 🙏🏻

[flyingfabio]

girl I saw u posting about Pecco on main r u okay

lmao idk why i posted that now maybe it's because of everyone doing riders tier lists rn and me genuinely not knowing where i would put him 😭 obviously not the parking lot tier but maybe in the "i change my opinion about you so often that my hormonal swings start looking real stable in comparison and that's not necessarilly a good thing" tier probably along with jorge martin

[silvernyxchariot]

JJBA Pick and Choose Game (Idk what they're really called)

Pick someone to protect you. The rest will try to kill you.

❗️Make your own, but all options must be members of your MBTI group.*

Here's mine: INTJ

*insert audio, "My type isn't that bad," subsequently has multiple criminals and mass murderers*

My Choice: Kars

Hear me out. "JORGE JOESTAR" by Otaro Maijo. If you know, you know.

Although there are contenders like Gold Experience Requiem and Wonder of U, Kars can essentially copy and make superior versions of people's Stands. On top of that, Kars regardless of iteration is still a terrestrial ultimate lifeform with an IQ of 400+ and infinite potential to transform his body.

You can't convince me the light novel isn't canon. IDGAFuck. D4C, dimension-hopping, multiple Funny Valentine's exists, and Made in Heaven resetting the universe exists. I get my different variations of Kars whether you like it or not.

Rohan. . . is technically the only civilian in this group, so he gets a free pass to go home. Live another day. Trael. Kick back, relax, and earn that money.

Rivals: Giorno, Risotto, and Wonder of U. Like I said GER and WoU would be heavy contenders for Kars with their abilities to "revert everything back to zero" and "inevitable calamities." Risotto stands a chance, if he stops playing with his food. He could have won that fight if he went straight for the kill rather than playing interrogator. You realized who he was. Why did you wait?! 🤌 Yes, I'm still mad about the Metallica vs K.C. fight. 🤣

* When a stupid man thing tells you what you "need" to do on your own post: We don't need to do anything. Your opinion is invalid.

[usermarquez-moved]

hello its me the rosquez fic anon and im in need of rosquez lore 🙏 sound off do we think marc hated valentino after sepang? bc i feel like yes bc of that crash and bc valentino blamed him for it, but also no bc he wanted to reconcile right?

JSNSJDHJSHSHS HELLO BESTIE SORRY I JUST SAW THIS well...

i mean he was pissed obviously. like ?? "i was racing ??? if u were faster u could pass me and leave me behind?? but u didn't? so??? i didn't know why you were annoyed and talked shit about it???"

but i don't think he immediately hated vale i think he was like oh yeah that was shitty of vale but people clashed sometimes, tension brew but it was nothing new in motogp. but then, vale talked shit, blamed him for losing the championships, indirectly flaming the hate against him, and culminated into him and his family being attacked in their own house by italian media and i think for a brief time he did hate vale.

before then, i feel like marc thought it was all blown out of the proportion and he was just racing, you know? and he was, well, of all people, vale would understood, in a way. i think he believed that it would blow over, new season will start and maybe it'll take time but you know things will turn back a bit normal. and he was hopeful that they could reconcile and all.

then he arrived to a new season, everyone booing him, cheering when he crashed, vale somehow still not over it and saying he can't control his fans' action toward marc (and jorge), and maybe at times marc resented vale for it. but i don't think marc is type of person who lets it fester, he just used it to fuel him forward and then he won the championship, and another one, another one, and he just stopped caring about vale eventually? like maybe he fucked up, maybe vale did, it was all in the past, he moved on, if vale wanted to reconcile then good, if he doesn't then okay.

tldr: for me, i think marc did hate vale for a while, and it shimmered down into some sort of resentment, before it turned into indifference and he just stopped caring.

[unhinged-motogp-confessions]

prev anon I respect ur hot take but also I have to also respectfully disagree because u know who provoked Marc? Vale by basically calling him a duplicitous two faced liar (quote “idk if he ever was a fan of mine”…this was all before the race btw)…at the end of the day ofc it was Marc’s decision to fight with Vale on the track that day and imo it was warranted, who gives a shit about the championship when this goes on a much more personal level but why did Vale go out of his way to attack Marc when Jorge was who he should’ve been fighting with? In this scenario for both of them it’s a case of you reap what you sow. Vale for some reason never anticipated Marc to just go on a revenge ride and Marc also for some reason never anticipated that it would end with a fall, because in all honesty they would’ve never let the other get away on the track. Someone was gonna topple eventually. Also tbh we make Vale out to be the villain because by using that press conference and the subsequent narrative he cooked up after Sepang, he basically threw Marc to the wolves that are his massive fan base, there was actual targeted harassment and iirc Marc had to get personal security hired because it got so bad. I know Vale can’t control his fan base, when something gets to that size it’s never going to be reigned in but he KNOWS his fan base who are ride or die for him. To do this anyone is heinous, to do this to a twenty two year old more so. This was Marc’s third year in the premier class. And this was someone Marc looked up to and trusted; this isn’t even me being fanfiction brained here. This would have rattled him to the core.

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[anytimebitchess]

Nat 🫶✨ asked for book recs 🫴📚🌷🤍🩷😻✨

🙃 a random 🍑 book that u might like :

Rouges by Patrick Radden 🫨✨

🫣 a book i read recently that u might like because the same discussion can also be applied to futbol?

Monsters by Claire Dederer

🙌 ⚽ if you haven't read this classic futbol related book :

Soccer in Sun and Shadow by Eduardo Galeano

🥹 a friend recommended me this recently but it wasn't rly my kind of book, but I get why people like it, and im passing on the rec to u in case u don't like the ones I like 🥹🙌🤍 :

Chilean Poet by Alejandro Zambra

🤡 this is what I like instead :

Labyrinths by Jorge Luis Borges

💀 and this too :

Death with Interruptions by José Saramago

🤗 just one more :

Last Evenings on Earth by Roberto Bolaño

🫢 and lastly, another random 🍑 book that I like that u might too :

Islands of Abandonment by Cal Flyn

Enjoyyy 🤍🤍🤍🌷✨✨✨ let me know what kind of books u like too 🫶🐈⚽✨

OMG THANK YEWw…🥰🫂✨💓🫶🏼💯

Your taste>>>😵💓✨⚠️

I haven’t gotten much into Spanish or South American literature, but I’ve heard that it is amazing! 😍 when I’ll see some of these books at the bookstore, I’ll definitely check them out and buy them 😄🤞🏼💯🫶🏼💛💖 There was a point in my life where I mostly read Russian lit…🌚 that was an experience😵‍💫 I especially love Russian short stories or poetry🤭💯

My recs for you (in no particular order) 🤭📚✨💯

Independent People - Halldor Laxnes (the most Icelandic book in existence, I love it so much because it talks shit about Icelanders hihi 🤭)

The Bear and The Nightingale - Katherine Arden (this book is ideal to read during winter time, the story is so captivating and I really love the main character and the folklore aspect of the story)

The Left Hand Of Darkness - Ursula K. Le Guin (feminist sci-fi anthropology book 🫶🏼)

Feed - M.T Anderson (a sad reality of what the internet and technology might do to us…😵‍💫😗✌🏼)

Jane Eyre - Charlotte Brontë (this book hit me harder than driving straight at a brick wall 200km/h. I cry like a baby every time, idk why. Jane is so relatable!)

Goodby to Berlin - Christopher Isherwood

Season of Migration of the North - Tayeb Salith (This book is so chaotic, it’s a vibe)

The Art of Loving - Erich Fromm

Love Is a Mixtape - Rob Sheffield (the music recs in this book >>>🫠)

Cosmos - Carl Sagan (therapy)

My Inventions and Other Writings - Nikola Tesla

Corruptible: Who Gets Power and How - Brian Klass (this book is so good I might love non-fiction because of it…not possible! But this book is so GOOD!)

Orlando - Virginia Wolf

The Spire - William Golding (it’s kinda boring and dry, but after reading it it sticks with you on how ego can consume people)

The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath (woman written by a woman, also this will make you depressed)

Project Hail Mary - Andy Wier (FUNNY ASS BOOK + it’s very needy)

Master and Margarita - Mikhali Bulgakov (a masterpiece 🙀💗✨💯)

Eugene Onegin - Alexander Pushkin (poetry)

Norwegian Wood - Haruki Murakiami ( perfect example of women written by men)

And for my go-to comfort read is always the Shatter Me series (Aaron Warner is the love of my life, period 💍💯✨💗), or ACOTAR. I also like to re-read the Little Prince, Peter Pan or The Grest Gatsby when I don’t know what to read lol.

This are so many recs 🥵🤓 but I have lot more 🤭😭 I read quite a lot🌝 There are also many books, which I like, but haven’t yet been translated into English 😅🥲

Hope some of my recs would interest you 🤲🏼🤓🤗💞✨

IF anyone who wants to send in more recs, please do! 🤲🏼💖☺️🤓

[stormwindian]

This entry is dated "October???"

When we arrived into this town, we heard a woman crying. It’s not fair to call this a town—It’s a graveyard for peoples’ hope.

The sobs came from a mother whose daughter was apparently kidnapped by the "devil" vampire that sometimes walks the streets at night—It was a strange story, but it corroborated what the burgomaster's letter mentioned.

And we later learned that was no ignorant exaggeration, either.

The best source of life that we could find came from the tavern; it's owned by three women, including Jorge's sister. Alenka, Mirabel, and Sorvia—They're Zarani, but they're more akin to shrewd, cunning merchants than cryptic diviners like Eva was.

They asked for our help confronting a mercenary that's refused to pay for his bar-tab and, after we assured them that we would find him, we arranged to get two inn-rooms for our party.

Inside their tavern, we also met a young man named Ismark.

He's the late burgomaster's son.                           (Art by Lily 😍😍😍)

Back home, I might see a nobleman and expect something smug. Ismark, however, is not quite like that. Here, he seems more trapped in his role than favored by it.

Ismark's father died roughly a week before our arrival and he explained to us that the letter we found was sent out roughly a fortnight before that.

Their plea was also no exaggeration. In Trevaria, vampires are real. And Alvira von Vesnoira, who invited us to dinner, is one of them.

What the fuck.

I should find irony to them giving us a Monster Hunter's guidebook, but that speaks more to the game-like nature of this misadventure; doesn't it?

Ismark explained that there have been dozens upon dozens of attempts to unseat her over the generations.

An adventurer comes to this place, rallies an army, and then attacks. Blithely—Ismark couldn't help but ask if we planned to do the same and I almost sneered at the prospect, given the state of this town.

These are not people who I would ever want to make soldiers. They have a particular curse in Trevaria Village, explaining why.

Every night, at the strike of midnight, spirits rise from the Graveyard. Scourge—Not so much—but the ghosts of foreign heroes that were hopeful to see this place "saved" in their own ways.

"The March" it's called. We watched them go through the village silently—they told us that the spirits go to reenact their deaths.

What the absolute fucking f u c k .

That will not be our fate.

[bougenvilleeaa]

ROBIN #5 (2021)

here are some favourite moments!

that no one asked for, but i'm gonna do them anyway.

spoilers ahead, duh.

1. Trust

Damian values Dick's trust so much🥺

It kinda hurts to see him say "I wish you'd just trust me" HE DOES BABY I PROMISE YOU

2. Damian dissing everyone.

"Is that why you and Tim are on a break?"

Damian, your brother had an eye-opening discovery about his sexuality less than two weeks ago, give him a break.

"Are you sure you weren't raised by clowns, Ric?"

He was shot in the head, child. Have some respect.

"Et tu, Reject?"

JASON IS NOT A REJECT OKAY! I LOVE HIM!

also, Damian quoted Shakespeare here. Jason and Damian bonding over classic literature??? please???? DC i know u can hear me. give us more Jason and Damian bonding moments!

3. Damian hugs Jason.

You can't see 80% of Jason's face but you can tell he is absolutely freaking out inside.

"omg omg omg what do i do?"

Jokes aside, this was genuinely such a sweet moment. Jason and Damian finally got their sweet brotherhood moment (even if Damian used it to trick Jason).

And you know what? Yea, Jason is most emotional Robin.

4. Or not..

It amuses me so much that Damian uses sentimentality as a weapon. He was the killy stabby Robin for so long, everyone knew not to try anything with him.

It makes so much sense that sentimentality from Damian, of all people, would shock Jason (the other killy stabby Robin).

also, this is exactly why your brother has trust issues, Damian. shame on you.

5. Big brother Dick.

I can confidently say that no one was surprised to see that Dick was the one who made it through to Damian. He's always been closest to his youngest brother.

The gift itself is beautiful, not because of what it is. But because of what it means to Dick, and now to Damian as well. A solid reminder that Damian has his family backing him up, waiting for him to come home.

And a reminder of who he is: Robin, a brother, a son, a friend, a Wayne, an Al-Ghul.

I would have included the panels of the gift, but alas, Tumblr has a 10 images limit per post.

6. My Robin.

No, I'm not crying. You're crying!

Once again with the sentimentality, this time, Dick gets Damian with it. Damian values Dick's approval and opinion, seeing as Dick accepted Damian and loved him for who he is, without expectations or standards, something Damian wasn't familiar with at the time.

To know that Dick supports him must've given him that last boost of confidence he needed to get back to Lazarus Island and compete in the tournament with a newfound spirit.

batfam stans, how we feeling?

7. What do we tell Batman?

To put it more crudely:

Jason: he got you with sentimentality, didn't he?

Dick: bitch, that was you.

I'm glad they're all leaving Damian to his own devices, letting him (re)discover who he is. And they know that when Damian is ready to come home, they'll be there to welcome him with open arms.

I love that Dick acknowledges and brings up that they've all went through this stage, discovering themselves for who they are outside of being a vigilante. It's a tough life and they know it.

Bonus:

8. Artist appreciation.

I love the artist for this issue (no hate to Jorge Corona from the last issue, but his character design for Dick was ehhhhh...).

Moreover, I love that this artist applied the same design for Nightwing from the current run. Melkinov used the Redondo's design for Nightwing's escrima sticks (the grappling hook coming out of the middle of the stick) and also used a similar design to his suit.

It definitely sells the idea that all of these comics are happening in the same continuity. We've had many conflicting storylines over the years because the writers/artists of the comics hardly ever seem to be on the same page when it comes to the character design of the same character.

I know that Jason's still wearing his old suit instead of the new one Bruce gifted him in Batman: Urban Legends #6 (2021), but this is something that still makes sense to me for the following reasons:

Urban Legends #6 came out only two weeks before this issue, the artist could've been done with their art and didn't know that Jason would be getting a new suit.

Jason is gonna wear the new suit in for the first time in Nightwing Annual #4 (supposedly), which will be released in November of this year. I can only assume that Jason won't be ready to wear his new suit until the point of time in that issue.

Lastly, shout out to Luis Guerrero for the amazing colours in this issue! He captures the essence of each character so well with his colours, like how the light is more reflective on Dick's suit than anyone else's, showing that Dick is wearing a stretchy material since he's a gymnast.

The shading, the contours, the way the light falls softly on each surface, truly a work of art.

[witchie-writings]

Okay besite its my first time doing a matchup so hopefully I do this shit right.

I’m 5’7 or 170cm and straight(but bi-curious? Guys only for the ask tho). I’ve got long brown hair with bangs plus hazel eyes. For body type I’m more on the curvier side I’ve always had big thighs and chest.

About personality…I don’t talk unless spoken to but when I become friends with someone I become very social and crack jokes a lot.

One of my bad habits is that I can never say no and that I do anything for people to like me, buying gifts, doing favours that they’ll never do for me ect.

I always put other above me, I would do anything for the people I love and care for. Going as far to even make myself suffer. I’ve also got pretty bad depression and body dismorphia. And because of that Im very self conscious from being bullied sense i can remember.

For hobbies, I game, listen to music and horseback ride. Plus I’ve got 3 pet ducks which i ADORE. I even build them a pool, house and fence! ( I’m like doomguy with his rabbit fr fr)

Anyways this is all i can think about rn sorry if it sucks im about to pass out from exhaustion. Love u bestie 😍🦆

love u too bestie <33 it took me a while to get to this ask because it was really hard to pinpoint one exact spartan for me to match you up with, but hopefully i got this right :)

also, i just wanna say that you're amazing and wonderful, you're perfect the way you are, and whoever says otherwise... me and knife anon will have a word🔪

I ship you with...

Jorge-052!

Jorge is titan amongst even spartans, but his heart is made of gold and petals. For you though, his heart becomes a blinding light to guide you out of the dark times.

He doesn't care for what you look like, not in the bad way. What he means is that he cares more for the personality than your looks, and honestly? You got this big man wrapped around your finger.

Jorge likely was the first one to talk to you amongst Noble, and boy, he got along with you quickly. He became absolutely enamoured with how social you are, and quite a jokster to boot! That's such a rare trait amongst many now and days, especially amongst spartans, so you were a very much welcomed bresh of fresh air for him.

Though what he slowly began to notice with his time with you was how you prioritized others above yourself, then that's when he steps in. He talks to you in private moments to try and help you start caring for yourself; he doesn't hides his opinion from you, but he makes sure to lay out his words in such a way to where it'll be encouragement rather than a lecture.

When people try to abuse your kindness and hiding under the fact they're doing it for their own gain? Jorge takes the leap and tells them to beat it. He's not letting others take advantage of the one he loves.

You might get upset by this, and maybe even feel terrible after the person leaves. But Jorge will tell you that your worth more than they'll ever be, no matter how much they try in vain to deny it.

Jorge loves your personality, no doubt about it, but he loves your body equally so. I don't know why, but to me personally, I always headcannon Jorge as being the type to prefer curvy or bulky women rather than on the skinner end. You're just so... hugable, loveable, and so much more.

The spartan II will be praising your body when you cuddle under a moonlit night, tucked away on his bunk and cuddling away without a care in the world.

If you ever try to retort and say your body isn't as good as he thinks it is, he'll be silencing you with a quick kiss on your lips.

Any time you try to put yourself down, think negatively, etc., Jorge will be there to hold you, care for you, hold your hand when you need it and be the shoulder to cry on when times are rough. He's not the type to be silent either, he will always be encouraging you through these dark times.

Don't ever, ever think you're not enough, because in reality? You were more than enough. You're stronger than you give yourself credit for, and even if the world turns against you, Jorge will always be by your side, along with the rest of Noble team. Through thick and thin, they'll stand with you. And like Hell they'll be leaving any time soon

Following the last point, no one has the guts to try and pick on you anymore. Jorge was already a big enough threat, the entirety of Noble Team? That's way more they could chew, and god's knows what they could get away with. It's fucking terrifying.

Now Jorge isn't the type to really game, or be the type to watch for a long period. It's just not his thing, he's more of the outdoor type of guy.

He'll try one game, but only a non-violent one like Animal Crossing, now that's a game he can sit down and play for.

Now he can't put down the switch, someone get Carter-

Would be really interested in your history of horseback riding! He, obviously, can't horseback ride, but he loves the horses! God, he loves and adores animals, except those ostrich looking motherfuckers. God keep them away from him.

BUT HE ALSO LOVES YOUR DUCKS A LOT AND I CAN COMPLETELY IMAGINE HE BECOMES THEIR FATHER FIGURE

No fucking joke he'll care for them like his own children, if you have a name for them he'll be in instant love and wants to be the father to more ducklings.

Will 100% help you around to care for the ducks. He builds them all sorts of shit that they're pretty much spoiled and they probably damn well know it.

[agnesfm]

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hello  everyone,  here  comes  our  next  task  !  but  this  one  is  a  bit  more  significant  compared  to  the  others  as  we  will  have  this  one  as  a  preparation  for  a  future  event.  yes,  you  heard  it  right  !  a  future  event  !  let  us  present  you,  our  next  planned  event.  AGNES  GOES  TWENTY.  an  au  event  in  which  our  muses  will  be  back  in  their  20s.  this  is  an  au  event  hence  it  is  going  to  be  an  alternative  universe  and  none  of  the  events  of  this  au  will  affect  our  main  storyline.  we  have  thought  of  the  possibility  of  some  muns  not  wanting  to  participate,  that’s  why  non-au  threads  may  be  allowed  throughout  the  au  event  (  the  final  decision  will  be  made  upon  the  poll  over  discord  chat  ).  well,  if  i  get  the  drum  rolls,  it’s  time  to  explain  how  this  au  will  work  !

AGNES  GOES  TWENTY  :    a  planned  au  event  that  will  take  two  weeks  ooc.  during  this  au  week,  all  your  muses  will  be  back  in  their  twenties,  but  this  time,  they  are  living  their  days  of  adolescence  in  islesbury  alongside  every  other  muse  in  agnesfm  !  more  details  will  be  revealed  on  event  post  itself.

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who  will  your  muse’s  younger  fc  be  ?  note:  this  will  be  the  fc  you  are  going  to  use  during  the  au  week,  choose  wisely  !

for  this  au,  your  muse  will  be  living  in  islesbury  or  will  be  around  islesbury  for  the  time  being,  that  might  cause  drastic  changes  for  your  muses’  backstory  so  if there  are  any  drastic  changes,  let us know  by  writing  a  little  blurb  as  your  answer  to  this  part    ! ( OPTIONAL )

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my  muse  spent  their  youth  somewhere  else  other  than  islesbury,  what  do  i  do  ?

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my  muse  already  spent  their  youth  in  islesbury,  is  that  a  problem  ?

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are   we   rewinding  to  a  specific  time  ?

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yang se jong ( daniel ‘dae-won’ eun )

yara shahidi ( regina petrow )

[thominho-incorrectquotes]

Pizza boy

Characters: Thomas x Minho

2502 words

Tags: Modern AU, fluff, Pizza AU

Summary: Minho is this beautiful delivery boy. Thomas tries to ask him out. However, he wasn't excepting Minho to flirt with him.

You can also read it on AO3 and ff.net

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Thomas felt lonely. It had been days now. Teresa, his sister, hadn't come to see since a long time and he couldn't even see her at the University. Ever since she started dating Aris, she spent all her time with her lover and didn't have time for her twin brother.

His best friend, Newt, went back to England to see his family and of course Alby - the blonde's boyfriend and also a friend of Thomas - went with him. It would be the first time he would officially introduce his partner to his family. Since there was a week off, they had decided it would be a good time to do it.

So, far from his family and his friends, Thomas felt lonely. And sad.

He hadn't eaten much for the past few days. He had no motivation or strength to prepare something to eat.

But that night, he was hungry. Very hungry. And he craved pizza. Deciding he deserved it - after all, he was doing well in school and he did more sport than necessary - he took his phone and choose the delivery app. He rarely used it, but during some party nights with his friends he had often ordered pizza from it.

He was about to confirm his order when he saw the little text box for special requests. He had never used it before, but he since he was bored and wanted to have fun, at least a little, an idea came to mind.

He wrote: "Send your cutest delivery boy."

After all, what's the worst that could happen?

........

Okay, that was maybe the best idea or the worst idea of the whole century.

When the bell rang, Thomas had almost forgot his little demand. He was playing a game on his phone and just didn't think about it again.

But when he opened the door, he found himself in front of the most beautiful man he ever saw.

He looked a bit older than him and was obviously of Asian origin. He was displaying a smile enhanced by beautiful dimples and his dark eyes were shining. His built was also quite imposing – his uniform seemed a little small on him, his arms and chest were stretching the t-shirt, which allowed anyone to take a look at his impressive muscles. His skin was tan and looked so soft that the temptation to caress it was almost uncontrollable.

Thomas was drooling in front of this Greek god. He was more than just cute – he was gorgeous.

He wanted to keep him to himself.

"Cheese pepperoni pizza's for here?" the delivery boy asked, making the young man snap back to reality. "Oh-h, yeah! Sorry!" he replied, cheeks burning.

He only hoped the man straight out of his dreams wouldn't notice it.

He took few bills from his pocket and without even counting them, gave them all to the Asian man, took the box, and closed the door as fast as possible. The moment the face of the delivery boy was out of sight behind the closed door, Thomas felt completely stupid. He was tempted to open it again to apologize for his rudeness, but the boy must have been gone by now. He had acted out of panic and he regretted not saying at least "Hi!" Yeah, why did he not at least said "Hi?"

He felt so dumb. The man of his life had been right in front of him and he acted like an absolute moron.

He ate his piazza, feeling even lonelier.

........

When Jorge had told him another order asking for the cutest delivery boy had just been sent, Minho had sighed. Probably some girls, again, who were desperately looking for a boyfriend or even just a one night stand. And since he was indeed the cutest boy of the pizzeria, it was always him who had to deliver those orders.

So, he had to continually reject the many advances he received. Let's just say that… girls weren't really what he was interested in.

Zart, another delivery boy and Minho's close friend, could easily do it, but Jorge was strict. They asked for the prettiest one, they'll get the prettiest one. It was a bit mean to his blond friend, but the Asian couldn't deny that he was cuter.

So, he was very surprised when, this time, it was a boy who opened the door. A boy… or rather an angel. With his golden colored eyes, his perfect cheekbones covered in moles, his brown tousled hair, his beautiful lips… The man in front of him could only be an angel. Someone so adorable couldn't exist.

He had been a bit disappointed when said angel had abruptly shut the door close, but given his red cheeks and the huge tips the boy gave him – he had given a lot more money than needed – Minho couldn't complain much. The angel must had fell for him.

He only hoped to see him again.

And his wish was granted faster than expected since, the exact next day, he found himself in front of the same door, with the same order, and the same special request in hand. He couldn't help his habitual smirk from coming up when the young man opened the door. He seemed even more beautiful than yesterday.

"Oh, great!" he said, seeming relived.

"What?"

"I was hoping it would be you" he continued. "I wanted to apologize for yesterday, I was rude."

"You ordered a pizza just to apologize?"

"U-uh… yes."

His cheeks were once again red and Minho knew his heart could not take it much longer. He was so cute. If it was up to him, he would take this angel in his arms and bring him somewhere safe to protect him from anything.

"I-I… Hum… You…" The young man looked uncertain.

"Yes?"

"U-uh, nothing, thanks for the pizza."

He then took some bills and, as a repeat of last time, gave the money to Minho before closing the door, pizza box in hands, leaving the latter surprised, but with a smile on his lips.

It was now certain that the young brown-haired man wasn't indifferent to Minho. He was tempted to knock at the door once again and kiss this irresistible angel silly, but told himself it was probably wiser to take it slow. Even if he didn't really know him, this young man was too precious to risk losing him.

.........

Thomas banged his head once again on his kitchen table. What an idiot. What an idiot!

Not even able to ask the man of his dream for his name. The best thing he had found was to order once again, so the Asian wouldn't think he was an asshole and at least try to start a conversation with him, but he had totally failed.

This perfect man made him so nervous. He was probably not even interested in men, so Thomas was already stressed about that, moreover, he also was losing all his means in front of this living god. He was totally screwed.

But he was determined. And even if it would result in failure, he wanted to try. That's why, the next day, he ordered again from the pizzeria. This time, he chose a salad. Yesterday's pizza was still half eaten in the fridge.

When the bell rang, Thomas ran to the door, hasty to see the beautiful delivery boy. He would at least get a name this time, he swore it.

Like expected, the Asian man was behind the door, a small box in hands.

"So tonight's Cesar salad?" the latter said, smirking. "Pizza was getting old?"

"U-uh, yeah… right."

Klunk, that wasn't a good start.

"Uh… You" he tried again, not with much success. He took a deep breath and said "What's your name?"

Yes! I did it!

The man raised an eyebrow, but his smirk stayed on.

"Why do you wanna know?" he asked in a mocking tone, as if he already knew the effect he had on Thomas.

"Uh… I-I…"

And there it goes again. His cheeks were hotter than ever.

"Name's Minho" the delivery boy answered, taking pity on the young man. "You?"

Minho… Nice name. And if Thomas remembered correctly, that was a Korean name.

"I-it's Thomas."

Bra-vo. Not even capable of answering a simple question without stuttering.

"Thomas" the young man repeated. "I quite like it, but I prefer calling you angel."

His heart skipped a beat. Angel?! It was now official, Thomas was going to die of love for this man. Feeling his knees going soft, he knew he wouldn't be able to stay in front of Minho staring at him much longer.

He couldn't do it. He repeated last night's events. He only let out the breath he was holding once the door was closed behind him, his heart shattered into pieces for another wasted golden chance.

........

Minho was back from a delivery when Jorge called out for him.

"Here, there's a special request for you."

Curious, he took the order and immediately recognized the address. Thomas. This time, in the request box, he had written "Send Minho", which made him smile. He couldn't wait to see his angel.

Now knowing the way perfectly, Minho arrived in front of the now familiar door even faster than in the past days.

Holding the Greek salad, he rang the bell. He showed his best smile when the door opened, making sure his dimples were on full display.

"You know, my beautiful angel" he started when Thomas was in full sight "I'm flattered you want to see me so much, but four nights in a row? I'll start wondering if you haven't started an obsession. Or do you just want to apologize once again for always slamming the door in my face?"

Of course, Minho was being sarcastic and knew very well that Thomas didn't do it out of rudeness. It was pretty clear that he was desperately trying to asking him out. Minho would immediately say yes, he wanted this boy so much.

"Uh-h, no… Yes!" Thomas said, seeming distraught once again.

So the pet name still had its effects.

"Sorry, I'm just…"

"Intimidated?"

"Uh… maybe, I don't know…"

The Asian smiled all the more. "Oh, my angel, don't be" he said while taking the youngest one's chin in his fingers. "Someone like you should be protected at all cost, you don't have to be intimidated."

"I-I uh… I-I don't know what to say…"

"Then don't say anything, angel."

Did Minho make sure to say "angel" as much as possible just to see the young man's reaction? Yes. And he wasn't ashamed of it. He was totally flirting with Thomas all while working, but who was going to stop him? Each day, he felt his heart beating even more for this angel. He was falling in love.

"Here, your salad"

"Thanks" the boy whispered before giving Minho the money, once again leaving a good tip.

But the young man refused the tip this time. He felt bad to receive money from someone he liked. "No, take it back. Just seeing you is enough."

He couldn't hold back the wink that followed. Thomas's reaction was simply delicious. He shivered from head to toes before slamming the door once again, leaving Minho with a tender smile on his visage.

Thomas was too adorable.

........

It was the fifth night in a row. And it was ridiculous. He was probably even more of an idiot in Minho's eyes. Even if the Asian man seemed to be flirting with him, it could also be a way of making fun of him. He hoped it wasn't the case.

But he still wanted to try. He wasn't going to let it go that easily. A deep intuition was telling him that Minho was the man of his life. He couldn't let such an opportunity go to waste.

Still, when he opened to door that night, his knees almost failed him. The young man standing in the doorstep was even more gorgeous than the previous nights. His eyes were sparkling in joy and his hair was styled in a way that showed off ever details of his beautiful face.

"My angel" he started with a honeyed tone. "If you want to see me so badly, you just have to say so."

Thomas loved this pet name. He didn't know why, but every time this perfection of a human being pronounced this word with sweet voice, he melted. But now wasn't the time. He had a goal to accomplish. He took a deep breath and spoke clearly.

"A-actually, yes, I want to see you."

Okay, maybe not so clearly, but he did it! He did it!

By Minho's surprised, but satisfied, look, he knew that his boldness had its effect.

The oldest one, while keeping his eyes locked to Thomas, put the order – a pizza this time – on the small table near the door before coming closer to the young man. Seeing that he wasn't stepping away, he went a little further and gently slithered his arms around the brunet's hips.

Being this close to Minho was such a crazy experience. His heart was beating fast. Too fast. His smell intoxicated him and he was sure he was going to lose his mind.

"Yeah?" the delivery boy said, smirking. "Do you have something to tell me?"

His tone was a flirting one, indicating he was well aware of Thomas's attraction towards him.

But two could play this game.

Thomas put his arms around the Asian man's neck, bringing his face closer to his. He put on his best smile and completely dived into the beautiful dark eyes in front of him.

"Well…" he started with a tone he hoped sounded confident "I was wondering if you were free… someday…"

"Are you asking me out?" Minho replied while raising an eyebrow, grinning.

"Yes."

There wasn't a smile in existence more radiant than the one Thomas was seeing right now. Minho looked like the happiest man alive.

"Finally" he said "I was wondering when you were going to ask me, angel."

"Does that mean yes?" Thomas mocked in return.

The Asian boy got even closer. Their lips were almost touching, intertwining their breaths. It was so tempting to just cut the distance and kiss this man. He was sure the living god could feel his heartbeats resonating against his muscular body.

"I finish my shift in one hour" Minho informed "but once I'm done, I'll come back and I'll be yours, my angel."

Thomas couldn't resist anymore, he had to kiss him. Once his lips were on the attractive man one's, he knew. Minho was the man of his life. There weren't any doubts now.

The kiss was soft and short, lasting only few seconds. But it was the best kiss of his life. He already wanted more.

"Then go" Thomas said, reluctantly pulling away from Minho "and comeback quickly."

"As fast as possible." Before leaving, he added with a wink: "I know the way by heart now."

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I'm pretty proud of my translation this time, I'm getting better!

Anyway, I hoped you liked it and sorry for that bad flirting, I really don't know how flirting works hahaha

Thanks for reading!

[sotorubio]

Please show me where I can find your list about which skam pairings are going to marry?

(and if you haven't done it, I would love to see this list with little reasons also maybe why other popular couples won't marry in your opinion?)

hii! i think i have talked abt it sometimes in the past but i don't have a proper list or anything so i'll do one now!! in no particular order btw

davenzi: they just fit so well together n ive always loved their vibes it feels like they're in love but also best friends n have so much fun together. those couples always tend to last imo n i like to think they have a small private farm wedding or smth w just a few loved ones present :)

spiderwitz: they have become one of my fave skam couples so i'm a little biased but also i think the texts we saw from nora's pov this season n the way josh was there for her in her own season rly highlights how willing they r to work for their relationship in times of crisis & they also have the best friend vibe especially judging by their casual ig posts

kieutou: the whole season has such soulmate energy for them n they also showed the work they put into the relationship! u simply cannot parallel a romeo & juliet romance w/o having everlasting love!

og evak: the blue print, i have come to prefer some remake evaks over them but i just know they aren't going anywhere :)

then i also think og yousana & amira x mohammed have smth rly special! i think it's abt the way their love is so tender n their story line is a good slow burn they deserve a happy ending

other than that i don't rly know any others that i believe will make it unfortunately smfjks however just bc i think the other couples won't marry doesn't mean i don't like them! i just think there's a time n place for relationships n for some couples the time is now n it's v meaningful for them currently but maybe not in the future

for example crisana is my second favorite evak of all time but i think they might be in a happy relationship for a few years n maybe break up on good terms n stay friends in like uni or smth OR if i want a happier ending i think they might stay together n grow old together but never get married. i just don't see them as the type to do things a traditional way

for other ships: i cannot stand a single noorhelm couple n i think every single noora deserves to realize how fucked up the premise of their relationship is n free themselves (especially og noora who's a lesbian anyway 💆‍♀️) only exception for norandro bc they didn't even get the noorhelm story n i love them. on their part it's hard to tell whether they'd marry or not tho bc i haven't thoguht abt it that deeply but if they Don't it'll be for different reasons than the other noorhelms

for the remaining evaks i just don't rly see it either i just don't get those vibes or the canon writing has ruined their dynamic (cough france) i think their relationships r important to them for the time being but probably not in the future

for the jonevas of the universe i absolutely hate the story line where they get back together in s4 (or s6 if ur skam france 🤡) bc it takes so much meaning away from the s1 so i don't rly see them continuing their relationships (jorge & eva r on thin ice i think maybe they can date now n then break up again later Or not officially get back together now n reunite in their 30s or smth that'd be cool)

magnuses & vildes i just can't rly see lasting that long in any remake or the og even tho i rly like viri & hugo maybe not even them. tho kiki & carlos r basically living the married life already so i guess i can hand it to them for being sweeties in s5

i can't think of other popular ships idk if i covered them all but for the more original couples such as mayla/arthur n whoever lol/max & tiff i think it just isn't the right timing for them. usually one or both characters have a lot going on in their lives n i don't think they would manage a long term relationship atm

a lot of it is also just bc they're teenagers! sure there r ppl who marry their high school sweethearts n good for them but i personally refuse to believe that every teenage couple in skam history who say i love u in less than 3 months from meeting each other is destined to be 💔

[marcobedseki]

Choose one (1) rider from each motogp team that u would allow to take u to bed

aprilia: aleix would be allowed to walk me to bed and turn off the lights and say goodnight to me.

monster yamaha: it would be fabio if he didn’t look 8-12 years old. but he does so maverick

the other yamaha: franky. im stealing your man and im laughing as i do

all ktm riders get a collective No

lcr honda: i’d let taka step on me so why not take me to bed too

pramac: jorge

the other honda (repsol honda ??): marc

the fucking valentino rossi team: enea. luca can like idk stay out of my entire house i don’t want my floors getting all wet i’m convinced he drips moistness everywhere he goes

suzuki: joan but only because it’s definitely not gonna be rins

ducati: francesco ”pecco swayze” bagnaia