steph: why did duke just deck green lantern in the middle of the street, in civvies?
tim: they have beef
steph: cool, ten bucks says duke wins
jason: twenty says this becomes a meme 'random highschooler beats the shit out of justice league member' and hal wont show his face in gotham again
tim: forty, bruce will buy him a car for humiliating hal out of gotham
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I am not a Jack O Lantern.
My name is Lewis!
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🏮✨Xianyun giving her daughters pretty dresses so they can flex those muscles das right.
Based on this🤭:
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Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids
-Weirdly good instincts
-They only see the bat and kids at night
-Hasn’t died
-If they have died, they came back within the year
-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally
-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)
-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)
-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts
-Somehow none of them age
-All of them are friends with a super
Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.
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Bruce, sitting through the mandatory psych eval he created for the Justice League that Clark is also making him take:
Hal Jordan, underlining something on his clipboard: “Name a weakness.”
Bruce: “All of my questions sound like insults.”
Hal:
Bruce:
Hal: “…can you give an example?”
Bruce: “Can you not think of one yourself?”
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Emily Dickinson in a letter to Elizabeth Holland wr. c. 20 January 1856
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this is the closest we'll get to neuvillette's dragon form
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