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[nancylou444]

Canon LGBTQ+ Character of the Day

Magnus Bane (The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters)

[v3nt1x3]

huh how did i reach 6 followers

you know what heres some more garlic bread, enjoy

[lezkissgifs]

Rap Sh!t S02E07

[sonnetforbonnet]

Don't Stream on Max, Stream Scavengers Reign on Netflix!

Hey, Don’t Stream On Max folks! If you have Netflix, stream Scavengers Reign! Show Max just what kind of success they’re missing out on! Who knows, maybe Netflix will renew it for a S2?

@saveofmdcrewmates @adoptourcrew

[thebean-17]

[uncanny-tranny]

People who compare transition to self harm or use real people they know who've self-harmed as a metaphorical comparison to transitioning aren't making the gotcha they think they're making - they're just showing that they don't have the compassion or maturity to engage with either topic at even a conversational level.

And, frankly, it's infuriating as a person who does see those who self-harm as my equal who doesn't need to be used as a cudgel against another group of often vulnerable people.

[isukdik6969]

⚠️ ⚠️WARNING ⚠️ ⚠️

This post contains bad graphic scenes and inappropriate language. Viewer discretion is advised.

NSFW

Kermit, the stripper.

By: isukdik6969

Once upon a time, there was a stripper named Kermit. He loved his job and never wanted anything more. And one long day of pole dancing for rich millionaires and getting gang banged by a gang in a back alley, he did his daily checking for STI'S at the doctor's office, he finished up then gave the doctor some head. He took the bus ride home but there was no seats on the bus and he couldnt stand up on the bus with his stripper heels, so thankfully a nice horny man let Kermit sit on his lap, and all through the bus ride they had sex without anyone noticing. At this point Kermit's ass was hurting and dripping with cum and sex lube, but when Kermit got home from his job at the strip club, he grabbed a metal fork and began to eat some Kraft dinner he made in the morning. Suddenly, he heard a little voice in his head say, "Stick the fork in the outlet." Kermit had always trusted the little voice in his head, so he started to do as the voice said without knowing the consequences of it.

Kermit was about to stick the fork in the outlet when *RINGGGG* His phone rang. Kermit picks up his phone and answers "What do you want whore"Kermit says angrily. Ms. Piggy replies with "I did nothing wrong, but I wanna get back together." Kermit screams at Ms Piggy, "SLEEPING WITH UNCLE DEADLY IS NOTHING WRONG???!!! "Kermit hangs up and continues sticking the fork in the outlet saying "that lying, cheating, littl-"He gets cut off by a large zap noise. A few minutes later, Ms Piggy heads to his apartment to try and seduce him so he will get back to her. Ms. Piggy knocks a few times on the door and gets no response, so she gets her new bf -Uncle Deadly- to break down the door. She finally gets inside, and it's like a ghost town. She walks further in and checks every room.

Finally, she gets to the kitchen and steps on something cold she looks down and sees Kermit's lifeless corpse on the floor. Ms. Piggy gets angry because his stripper heels tracked so much dirt from the outside that it was ruining her brand new high heels. Then she heard something, her new boyfriend saying "Can we leave this place im hungry" She says to her new bf "No worries about food, babe, were having frog legs for dinner", So after Ms Piggy and Uncle Deadly had a threesome with Kermit's fried corpse. They feasted on Kermit, and thanks to him being electrocuted, they didn't need any preparation for him. They finished eating what they could of Kermit and sold the rest of him for 5,000,000$ on eBay

Then Uncle Deadly told Ms Piggy somthing that left her shocked he said " I'm sorry Ms Piggy but I wasn't in love with you, I was in love with Kermit, I was using you to get closer to him. But now he is gone, so I shall be gone too. " Ms Piggy started crying and trying to stop Uncle deadly, but she was too late. He had already cut his dick and balls off and was bleeding out. ~One hour later~ Ms. Piggy was out on the streets trying to find a new boyfriend. After a while, she got really tired and went back to Kermits' large stripper apartment. She had been so sad that she said "Fuck this shit, imma start dating women" So Ms Piggy had started sissoring Camilla aggressively. They lived together for a few months and then Kermit and Uncle Deadly (who were now together as a gay couple) haunted them and eventually killed them. And nobody lived happily ever after, but they did all die gay, so I guess that counts.

The End 🫶🫶🫶

I honestly only wrote this for comedy, and if yall want, I will write real smut, just ask. Hope you enjoyed the torture and there may be misspells.

[froggie-chaos]

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This was a pain in the ass to clean up- but hey at least it looked cool !

[pridemonthpromptfest]

Tomorrow Starts Pride Month!

Everyday for the next month this blog will post the daily prompt. You can reblog, reply, or simply tag your Sherlock & Co Pride piece and I'll reblog it here. :)

The tags I'm following to find pieces are #sh&copride and #sh&co pride so please use one of those if you want me to see it and reblog it. :D

If you have any questions asks and messages are open!

Happy creating! Excited to see what everyone makes!

[nancylou444]

Bonus Canon LGBTQ+ Character of the Day

Raphael Santiago (The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters)

[v3nt1x3]

food for the warriors

[fell-is-suffering]

You know what? Fuck you!

*takes away ur unhealthy coping mechanisms*

"i- what the fuck- give 'em back you bitch-"

[idkwidatp]

I wish that we had gotten gay lesbian solidarity with double trouble in huntara like they both live in the crimson ways they have to have crossed paths before and I think they could have gone one of two ways with this

1. They've crossed paths before gotten in a fight huntera beat double troubles ass and they're terrified of her But then after the events of the finale they cross paths again and they actually become friends

Or

2. They've always gotten along they kind of just lost touch and got back in touch because of the princesses and are besties

[shame-is-a-wasted-emotion]

Chapter 4 of 14 Stones Of A Curse is up!!

Chapter 4: Ruby Rendezvous (on AO3)

Fic Title:14 Stones Of A Curse

Rating:Explicit

Archive Warning:Major Character Death

Category:M/M

Fandoms:Glee,Glee Klaine,Klaine-Fandom

Relationship:Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel

Characters:

Blaine Anderson,Kurt Hummel,Burt Hummel,Sebastian Smythe,Finn Hudson,Sam Evans (Glee)

Chapter summary : Ruby ignites the fiery story of trust and friendship: seeds for the growing bright flame of love

You can read the rest of the chapters here 👇

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: Opal Odyssey

Chapter 3: Zircon Zephyr

Written for the Klaie Valentine’s challenge 2024 by @klaineccfanficlibrary

Shout out to my betas @esperantoauthor and @england-would-fall for their unwavering support and editing. Thank you guys!!

Prompt of day 3: Sh-Boom by The Chords

[the-gonmen]

I met this guy, his name is Max. He is really cute and funny and shy, and I was really happy to meet him. We went on a coffee date yesterday and he asked me out again today for drinks. We went back to his place because I really needed to pee and we were close by.

Of course he wanted to have sex. And I had to bring up the fact that I am ace, and that I was taken advantage by me ex multiple times in the past. Completely ruined the mood. And I am crying in the subway because I just want to be normal.

I hate being ace, I hate that I can’t enjoy sex, I hate that I am like this. I really want to relapse and go to bed but I don’t have my blade and I am trying to stay clean for my sake. If you are ace, let me know how you deal with this stuff

[i-ate-battery-acid]

What can I do to stop cutting myself?

Or how to tell my parents because I've been struggling with sh for almost two years and I think I really need to stop