#little mumbles

[littlefossa]

id like to look you in the eyes,

not fearing staring into the void,

waiting for replies.

[skyburger]

do they celebrate pride month on teo

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

I think I need a “Kid Tim Drake gets kidnapped and held for ransom but his parents don’t even pick up the phone so now these criminals are like whelp, this kid is ours now. Sucks to suck.” Fic.

[mumblesplash]

making a silly little joke on day 1 of a hermitcraft season is so dangerous bc now there's a salmon mafia

[mostlikelyshutup]

these came to me in a dream

[merakiui]

doctor azul ashengrotto who treats you after a horrible accident. he tells you the accident injured you so severely that you may never be able to speak again. something about near-fatal trauma to your larynx. you're lucky to be alive.

for a while, the area around your throat is bandaged as the wound from surgery heals. eventually, the stitches are removed and you're left with a nasty scar, a reminder of a day you can hardly remember now. you spend a lot of time doing all kinds of therapies, both for your body and your mind. you use other means to communicate: text-to-speech or a pencil and paper. you're learning how to sign and azul's learning with you. sometimes it's difficult to live without your voice, especially when there are moments in which you desperately wish to speak, but the support from your friends and family helps brighten your spirits. especially the encouraging words from your dear azul.

in light of the tragedy, you've come out of it with a fresh perspective on life. and, happily, you've fallen in love! azul is the best. so sweet. (and you're not just saying that because he saved your life.) you've been together two years now. in a few months, it will be three. you think he might propose. it's hard to tell and azul is so secretive when it comes to surprises, but you've picked up on his evasive behaviors, the way he seems so nervous, always preoccupied with something that he just can't tell you about when you ask.

and he does propose.

but you don't go into it with a light heart. you go into it knowing that azul, the man who saved your life, who has been your number one supporter through everything, who has assured you countless times that even without your voice you are still so wonderful, is the same man who took it away in the first place.

because you arrived at that hospital with a perfectly intact larynx. in fact, there was never any damage to that area. that's what the old report stuffed away in his folder of important documents says.

now you're left with a terrifying thought: if azul could ruin your larynx so successfully, without any legal backlash or trouble, and cut it out of you in a risky attempt to keep you wordlessly silent forever, what else is he capable of doing?

you think about this while you watch him fidget anxiously on one knee, propping open a velvet box with the prettiest ring you've ever seen.

before all of this, who was azul to you? if you think back far enough, you'll find he was nothing because, before the accident, you'd never known he worked at the hospital you frequent.

so then you have to wonder: how long has azul known you when you weren't even aware of his existence to begin with?

[italoniponic]

happy announcements, everybody! I saw this on my feed today, very fittingly and I decided to be funny

[puppyeared]

boys night

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

so she...stopped nuclear war and then stopped herself from stopping nuclear war?

[caliphoria17]

SimonDavisBarry: Ok folks, here’s the infamous scene 18 that we never shot. Comes before the running over water scene.

[littlefossa]

there is never

just one

human

that the

heart

should lone

belong

………..

so I’ll meet you

on another planet

if the plans change;

I have a

feeling

that we’ll repeat

this evening.

[hardrockshrimp]

Tumblr gets to see the Jack Delroy doll before the gram does :^]

[mousestar369]

On Patrol;

Jason: Nods at Dick

Dick: Nods at Jason

Jason: There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in a meadow just shaking his-

Dick: -fist at some boys who were down by the dock, their feet in the water, their hands on their-

Jason: -marbles and playthings and at half past four, there came a young lady, she looked like a-

Dick: -pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress and she showed them her-

Jason: -ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to-

Dick: -bring up her children so they would not spit, while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling-

Jason: -refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her-

Dick: -eyes at the fellow down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizable-

Jason: -home in the country with a big fence out front, and if he asked her politely, she'd show him her-

Dick: -little pet dog who was subject to fits, and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her-

Jason: -small tender hand with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his-

Dick: -candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he'd spread whipped cream all over her-

Jason: -cookies that she had left out on the shelf, if you think this is dirty-

Both: -you can go fuck yourself!

Criminal, crying hysterically: What did I do

[mumblesplash]

it’s a question many are afraid to ask: how is meteorology so accurate compared to other fields of science? well it’s because all weather is caused by people with weather powers who don’t know they have them. meteorology is simply a matter of locating these individuals and tracking their movements

[princessfroslass]

No but everyone that said that even after they start dating Husk always waits for Angel to give him the ok for kisses and stuff are so fucking real. Specially when you take into considering what we were shown in Addict... I just know that their first kiss was so tender and full of love and sweetness...

[merakiui]

i still can’t get over this exchange from the 4koma. jade…… his expression… the way azul was waxing poetic, only for jade to hit him with reality. ^^;;;; let tako have his moment!!!!